#The Merc with a Mouth

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WWIII JUST DROPPED IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE -- NOW IN COMIC BOOK SHOPS EVERYWHERE.

PIC INFO: Resolution at 1736x2403 -- Spotlight on partially cropped Rob Liefeld Variant cover art to "Deadpool & Wolverine WWIII" Vol. 1 #1. May, 2024. Marvel Comics.

"WADE WILSON AND LOGAN AT THE ENDS OF THE EARTH - AND EACH OTHER'S THROATS! The most intensely mismatched team-up in comics and pop culture - the best there is and the merc with the mouth - undergoes a radical change as we kick off a three-part, globe-spanning saga for the ages!"

-- MARVEL COMICS, c. spring 2024

Source: www.previewsworld.com/Catalog/MAR240604.

[wwprice1]

The legends are true! Welcome to the MCU, Cavillrine!

[yodellingcactus]

I’m in desperate need of an epic love story enemies to friends to lovers angsty hurt comfort slow burn eventual smut fest of Poolverine like right this moment. Minimum 30 chapters 300k+ words thanx

^^^Deadpool holding me back if I don’t get what I neeeddddd 😭

[redcell6]

Deadpool and Wolverine

illustrated by: Mayank Kumarr

[itsagentromanoff]

Deadpool takes over Marvel’s social media

[candiehearts]

“Wanna Marry Me?”

Paring: Mercenary Wade X Bartender F!Reader

Summary: After leaving special forces, Wade finds himself as a Mercenary, always going to a specific bar for his jobs. However instead of giving his friend a dickwad greeting, he’s meets the new pretty bartender, and he’s instantly awestruck.

- Drabble, Deadpool M.List, Navigation — other works!

Warnings: Dirty Talk.

Taglist: Just ask to be added.

Wade sighed as he placed the gold card onto the bar, or more accurately slammed. He could feel the bruise on his side start to form. His target had slammed a chair into him, it made Wade shooting him all more rewarding.

Speaking of rewards, he better get the actual amount of money he was promised — if not then he needed to talk to HR. Did they have a HR?

“Give me a glass of whiskey, on the rocks.”

A glass of ice was placed in front of him, and he saw a stream of liquor pour into it.

“You look good in a tie.” Either Weasels voice got a lot more feminine, or that was a chick. Both choices heavily viable.

Once the stream stopped, he looked up to the bar tender. He felt his breath hitch at the sight of you, you wore a very thin tank top, and he could see the lace on your bra under it.

You had beautiful eyes, and he engraved every single detail of your face into his head. Now that’s a pretty lady.

Wade swallowed, hard and hoped no one noticed how sweaty his hands got. He looked down, to his shirt that he had the sleeves rolled up, and his very loose tie. Both of the had blood all over.

He looked back up at you, his drink forgotten, and he promised to win you over. “Wanna marry me?”

What the fuck? Is all Wade could think of. Yes he was trying to make an impression — but this?!

“Excuse me?” You were very concerned for the mercenary. The man definitely had made his mark, and it wasn’t every day you were proposed to — especially without a ring. So concern didn’t even cover it.

Fuck it, and roll. Is what Wade repeated in his head as he opened his mouth again.

“I mean, is that not the most romantic thing you’ve ever heard?” Okay he was actually rolling with this, but as he continued to stare at the girl he couldn’t help but think maybe getting married to her wouldn’t be so bad. Clearly his subconscious and dick agreed.

“A guy proposing to a stranger? It might’ve been better if you were some stalker and already had a ring prepared for me.” You couldn’t help but be amused at this situation, confused but amused.

“Oh well I can come back in a week after I’ve followed you home, and jerked off to you in the shower.” He took a sip of his drink, thinking to himself he really needed to learn when to shut up.

You laughed as you cleaned one of the drinks glass. The bar was significantly empty, and weasel could manage on his own for a bit. Just enough for you to run down to the court house with this handsome stranger.

You couldn’t believe you were actually considering this. You really couldn’t, but here you were wanting to do it. To take a risk — and everything in you screamed to go with this man.

“Look, I didn’t mean to come off so strong.” Before he could continue you cut him off.

“Okay.” You placed the glass down and looked at him. “Okay?” He couldn’t believe this was actually happening.

“Let do it — just one thing.” He stood out of his stool, and even though it was stained in blood, he was thankful he was at least wearing a suit.

“That is?” Please don’t change your mind, he silently pleaded. Everything in him wanted this. “I should probably know your name, and I should stop a get a dress from a store.”

Wade smiled at you, he didn’t believe in any of that stupid destiny mushy stuff, but maybe it was fate. Maybe that’s why he was feeling like this.

“Wade Wilson.”

You walked around the bar, and grabbed his hand, shaking it.

“Y/N.” Wilson.

A/N: This is really short, but it was just a small idea I had.

© CandieHearts

[evilhorse]

All you do is lose.

(Uncanny Avengers #2)

[heckcareoxytwit]

Deadpool is having a hard time fighting the new foe - Death Grip, the mad mystic martial artist. Death Grip keeps shrugging off katanas, kicks, punches and even the blabbering from the merc with a mouth. Meanwhile at the hidden base, Ellie Camacho and Princess the Symbiote Hyena learn that Deadpool had gone out on a mission without telling them so they interrogate Doug Siravanta for his whereabouts. Back to the temple, Deadpool keeps fighting Death Grip until he gets his arm torn off from a telekinetic attack. The mad mystic martial artist will stop at nothing to find the limits of Deadpool’s healing factor. Somewhere in the temple, Taskmaster is fighting off the temple's monks with a combination of learned martial arts and borrowed magic. Back to Deadpool vs Death Grip, the former (Deadpool) is still fighting the latter (Death Grip) despite having one arm. Even though Deadpool managed to get his upper hand (pardon the pun) on Death Grip by chopping off his hands, he loses his leg to the mystic's breath weapon. Just before Death Grip could finish off Deadpool, he is stopped by Ellie and Princess who arrived just in time and she fires a bomb arrow at the mystic. Both Ellie and Princess managed to save Deadpool before the temple blows up. Even though Deadpool is wounded and has missing left limbs, he is still alive much to the relief from his daughter. Also, Taskmaster emerges out of the wreckage, slightly wounded but alive.

Deadpool v10 #5, 2024

[earthquakeinmyhead]

Old Logan & Young Wade

I think about these two a lot...

[tmblristhefuckingworst]

RED & YELLOW: CRIMSON CHATTERBOX VS CLAWED FURY

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

"DADDY STILL DELIVERS" -- SO SAYS THE "DADDY" OF THE "MERC WITH A MOUTH."

PIC INFO: Resolution at 1800x1775 -- Spotlight on a killer piece recently dropped by Rob Liefeld via his official Instagram page, "Deadpool & Wolverine WWIII," c. February 2024. Marvel Comics.

Source: www.instagram.com/robliefeld/p/C31kxxerq4b.

[wwprice1]

Not long now!

[icarusredwings]

Rewatched Deadpool 1. Took notes.

WARNING: Discussion of mental illness topics, ending yourself, trauma, violence, etc.

Civil debate/ conversation welcomed. Sorry its super long. I think a lot.

Notes:

You know what? We see Wade coloring a lot. What's our status on just giving him cartoons snacks and coloring books? He needs it.

I think we all forget how actually impressive this man is. I just watched this cancer having fucker do like 50 flips.

Whatta man is so Logan Howlett coded.

"Bad deadpool" "good deadpool!"

Deadpool has been helping kids for a while. He terrified a little creep while he himself was a huge creep.

Missed up his words and Vanessa smiled at him. With that "aw hes cute" kinda thing.

When talking about their childhood (whether he's lying or not, hes not about the uncle) and he outdos her so much that she giggles.

The first date he takes her ducking skiiballing instead of yk prostitute stuff

Hes so romantic oh my god.

Theyre giggling and joking like all the time. Personally thanksgiving is my favorite scene before he proposes with a fucking ring pop.

I shouldn't laugh but the way he said "wtf" when passing out

Vanessa instantly jumping to "what can we do? There has to be something" makes me instantly respect her as a chronically ill person myself. Partners who medically defend each other make me so happy because a lot of people divorce their partners when they get "too sick" let alone dont show up to specialist appointments.

Him accepting death so quickly is a sign of mental illness, and you can see him be confused on why shes so upset. Shes crying and hes sitting here like "why do you care if I die or not?" He physically feels so unloved that he just doesn't get it.

"I dont know. Might further the plot. " Oh, so you know about wades little mental tv show he puts on in his head as a coping mechanism?

Also... Weasel.. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A WEASEL!? Shit sorry wrong movie.

Its not until now that hes crying because he realizes if he does then no more vanessa. We already know hes very co dependent and many people only care about themselves BECAUSE of other people. Which is also considered a sign of wanting to ☠️ self.

The whole "superheros are all lame ass teachers pets" thing is so funny if you think about how much beef he has with the xmen when in reality I have a feeling Wade would love charles in a "Ugh im in trouble with Daddy wheel chair again." COUGH "old bald heavens gate looking mother fucker" COUGH

"Thats not nice" No. But wade is genuienly not nice either.

"This is embarrassing. Please stop, " Colosus said what we all were thinking.

Bro literally cut/broke off his own hand and didn't whine a single time. If you ever. EVER hear this man express pain it is 99.9% his own choice to let you know that it hurts.

During his changing process, Francis says "the only thing that doesn't survive is a sense of humor" wade says "we'll see about that" and smirks.

What also makes sense to me is that he did NOT break easily. They did test after test after test and this man still wasn't breaking. His spirit is incredibly strong and as much as we enjoy joking about how stupid he is, Wade is extremely resourceful.

Its like he has created an alter ego of humor and kindess in order to keep up with the fact he DOES understand how fucked up this world is and whats happening/happened around him but refuses to acknowledge it until he has too. Ussually for survival.

Ive seen theories that he has DID or a type of Scizophreania and the voices in the comics are obviously in his head. I have mixed feelings about it because even his thoughts have thoughts of their own in some cases. Talking to no one is often a sign of abadonment, esspecially in children who are school age and get lonely when taken from their families to attend school. Its almost as if wade never lost his and hes subconsiously talking to himself to keep himself calm/ from panicking in high stress situations.

"But then how does he know hes in a movie" thats the thing. He doesn't. Hes pretending to cope. Main charaters cant die and until he dies he has this mental show/movie going on to keep himself from realizing all of this is true. That this is reality.

Cunningham mentions breakfast for his kids and suddenly, wade wakes up. Hes not joking anymore. This is a "oh shit... I wanna make breaktsst for my kids too... with my wife vanessa" moment.

"So whats wrong with him?"

Diiiiiddd we all forget about scout master kevin? Uncle? Dad? That fact that the oxygen was physically taken from his brain and was given Co2 poisoning over and over? For multiple days? This is the same man who blew himself up just to escape because they told him he wasnt going to see vanessa again.

And then he fought a guy naked, survived the entire building burning down, and now is so insecure about his looks that he thinks he made the baby cry in the street.

Theres people staring at him, flinching away, called names, people see him and cross the street. (So when he tells Logan that he knows his pain when it comes to public settings, hes not lying)

Blind Al is literally the reason deadpools suit is what it is. Why the idiot thought white was gonna be a good idea- See above. Unlike Al, who could smell the blood/ bleach.

I really love al. She's like the adult Toph.

"I hear everything in this duplex." OH, you poor thing.

"The guy that turned me into this freak-"

Al: *bitch im blind face*

As far as she's aware, he looks normal. Which is beautiful when you think about it, but it's funny when you think about the fact that he's so insecure about his face that he purposly found a blind room mate that couldn't judge him.

And they cuddle while he gets dating advice from grammie 🥹❤️

I really like how the entirety of Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children (HellHouse in the comics) stood up for Weasel. They're murderers. But they're family.

What they did to vanessa was straight fucked. Her fiance up and leaves without notice, youre just trying to work and live your life, you get kidnapped.

Negasonic is so cool. I love them.

Dopinder (The cab guy) is so cool too. I love him too. Kill that guy in your trunk. "Mr. Pool" reminds me of Tom holland spiderman.

"It is not boy band >:(" Suurreee it isn't.

"Wheres your duffle bag?" You mean his dollar general store tree hello kitty book bag filled with guns?

"Cue the music" *no one even gives a fuck at this point when he talks to the imaginary cams*

Negasonic mid battle: Hold on- "Hey Yukio, yeah I just gotta fuck shit up real quick, ttyl?"

"Sure thing! <3 You go baby!"

I dont know anything about negasonic but she reminds me of Gambit with her energy powers.

Like I said. Hes smart when its a serious situation because he immediately threw his katana into the glass so vanessa could breathe, only to immediately turn sappy and childish again when he sees her stab francis with it. Heart hands, is hallucinating because theres a knife in his brain (literally), sex joke. Etc.

Colossus shut the fuck up. Let this man kill him. He's hurt Soooooo many people. A bullet costs less then a dollar. His amount of therapy alone is going to be like *checks calculations* 80 billion.

"Not the nethers" Wade can and often does show proof of hurting but hed rather cut off his hand then let vanessa punch him in the balls. "Ow- owie 5000"

Hello Hugh Jackman.

After not seeing each other for so longer they instantly go back to the fibbing. "I live in the house with 12"

"You live in a house??" Funny guys get the girls. I should know. My wife says im super funny (yes im in therapy)

Pinky promises really matter to him.

Hes such a silly billy he brought out the phone with their song on it. God what a romantic idiot.

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