#The Merc with a Mouth

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

WWIII JUST DROPPED IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE -- NOW IN COMIC BOOK SHOPS EVERYWHERE.

PIC INFO: Resolution at 1736x2403 -- Spotlight on partially cropped Rob Liefeld Variant cover art to "Deadpool & Wolverine WWIII" Vol. 1 #1. May, 2024. Marvel Comics.

"WADE WILSON AND LOGAN AT THE ENDS OF THE EARTH - AND EACH OTHER'S THROATS! The most intensely mismatched team-up in comics and pop culture - the best there is and the merc with the mouth - undergoes a radical change as we kick off a three-part, globe-spanning saga for the ages!"

-- MARVEL COMICS, c. spring 2024

Source: www.previewsworld.com/Catalog/MAR240604.

[bruxcat]

Everyone deserves a happy ending

I CAN'T BREATHE

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about Wade being one of the best mercs that there is job completion wise, his ratio must be somewhere close to 1:53 seeing as that's how unlikely he is to not complete a job one way or another right?

I feel like this ultimately is terrifying to actually witness.

Logan seeing just how much work Wade puts into his job and hearing stories from Vanessa of finding him sharpening knifes while staring at her while she slept in dead silence or finding maps, photos, very detailed plans laid out about his next kill down to where he lives, how long it would take for the police to reach him if he uses his gun and how difficult it would be to clean up if he used his katanas, etc. Everything is laid out from the second he steps out the door to the moment he gets back home.

Now Al's blind. So he gets into the bad habit of leaving everything out, giving Logan the chance to snoop, looking over the plans only to realize- holy shit. He has everything from how many vents are in his house to which neighbors might be a problem AND plans to deter them.

He comes to realize that all that over thinking Wade does and his one track mind makes him the perfect killer. Most killers have other motives. Wade just needs the dopamine of completely the task and moving on to the next one.

I can see him coming out of the bathroom to see Wade sharpening his tools while looking absolutely pissed but he's just focused.

"... wade?"

The once scrunched face man glances up at him and suddenly has the most confused puppy face before smiling. "Hi Wolvie. Finally awake, sleeping beauty?"

"..you good?"

"Hm?? Oh- Yeah I just got a job later." And thats all he says before going back to glaring, frowning at the metals, trying his hardest to get it damn near perfect.

You never really would expect someone so affectionate to be so serious about killing people, even taking intimidation jobs these days, as well as working for children.

And he never is kidding about the price that he sets. Sometimes, the price is calculated based on time and the amount of ammo he'd be using. Other times, it was a supreme pizza with banana peppers. So when he gets back he will be expecting his pizza with banana peppers. Dont let him down.

This works out sometimes. Other times, he gets too excited and says he'll do it for significantly less than what he should charge, but hey- it's all about that rush of serotonin once the jobs done. Nothing else matters.

[wwprice1]

The legends are true! Welcome to the MCU, Cavillrine!

[yodellingcactus]

I’m in desperate need of an epic love story enemies to friends to lovers angsty hurt comfort slow burn eventual smut fest of Poolverine like right this moment. Minimum 30 chapters 300k+ words thanx

^^^Deadpool holding me back if I don’t get what I neeeddddd 😭

[thecreative-fool]

DEADPOOOL!!!!

I blame deadpool & wolverine movie got me on a choke hold

[redcell6]

Deadpool and Wolverine

illustrated by: Mayank Kumarr

[beepartcollection]

wip of a model- you can probably guess who it is! ignore that he has no head lel first time doing everything solely in Maya, kinda proud of myself

[earthquakeinmyhead]

Old Logan & Young Wade

I think about these two a lot...

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

"DADDY STILL DELIVERS" -- SO SAYS THE "DADDY" OF THE "MERC WITH A MOUTH."

PIC INFO: Resolution at 1800x1775 -- Spotlight on a killer piece recently dropped by Rob Liefeld via his official Instagram page, "Deadpool & Wolverine WWIII," c. February 2024. Marvel Comics.

Source: www.instagram.com/robliefeld/p/C31kxxerq4b.

[itsagentromanoff]

Deadpool takes over Marvel’s social media

[whiskeyandcigarsmoke]

Can you imagine how mortified and indigitant Logan would be if Wade referred to him as "Nose" in the same manner he calls Wade "Mouth"

Wade would definitely defend it by saying Logan is as well known and defined by his nose, as Wade is for him mouth.

[wwprice1]

Not long now!

[evilhorse]

All you do is lose.

(Uncanny Avengers #2)

[heckcareoxytwit]

Deadpool is having a hard time fighting the new foe - Death Grip, the mad mystic martial artist. Death Grip keeps shrugging off katanas, kicks, punches and even the blabbering from the merc with a mouth. Meanwhile at the hidden base, Ellie Camacho and Princess the Symbiote Hyena learn that Deadpool had gone out on a mission without telling them so they interrogate Doug Siravanta for his whereabouts. Back to the temple, Deadpool keeps fighting Death Grip until he gets his arm torn off from a telekinetic attack. The mad mystic martial artist will stop at nothing to find the limits of Deadpool’s healing factor. Somewhere in the temple, Taskmaster is fighting off the temple's monks with a combination of learned martial arts and borrowed magic. Back to Deadpool vs Death Grip, the former (Deadpool) is still fighting the latter (Death Grip) despite having one arm. Even though Deadpool managed to get his upper hand (pardon the pun) on Death Grip by chopping off his hands, he loses his leg to the mystic's breath weapon. Just before Death Grip could finish off Deadpool, he is stopped by Ellie and Princess who arrived just in time and she fires a bomb arrow at the mystic. Both Ellie and Princess managed to save Deadpool before the temple blows up. Even though Deadpool is wounded and has missing left limbs, he is still alive much to the relief from his daughter. Also, Taskmaster emerges out of the wreckage, slightly wounded but alive.

Deadpool v10 #5, 2024

[watmalik]

Wade Wilson on Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth, issue #9 and—

YOU FREAKY LITTLE SH!TS

I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING!