#Wade has adhd

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about Wade being one of the best mercs that there is job completion wise, his ratio must be somewhere close to 1:53 seeing as that's how unlikely he is to not complete a job one way or another right?

I feel like this ultimately is terrifying to actually witness.

Logan seeing just how much work Wade puts into his job and hearing stories from Vanessa of finding him sharpening knifes while staring at her while she slept in dead silence or finding maps, photos, very detailed plans laid out about his next kill down to where he lives, how long it would take for the police to reach him if he uses his gun and how difficult it would be to clean up if he used his katanas, etc. Everything is laid out from the second he steps out the door to the moment he gets back home.

Now Al's blind. So he gets into the bad habit of leaving everything out, giving Logan the chance to snoop, looking over the plans only to realize- holy shit. He has everything from how many vents are in his house to which neighbors might be a problem AND plans to deter them.

He comes to realize that all that over thinking Wade does and his one track mind makes him the perfect killer. Most killers have other motives. Wade just needs the dopamine of completely the task and moving on to the next one.

I can see him coming out of the bathroom to see Wade sharpening his tools while looking absolutely pissed but he's just focused.

"... wade?"

The once scrunched face man glances up at him and suddenly has the most confused puppy face before smiling. "Hi Wolvie. Finally awake, sleeping beauty?"

"..you good?"

"Hm?? Oh- Yeah I just got a job later." And thats all he says before going back to glaring, frowning at the metals, trying his hardest to get it damn near perfect.

You never really would expect someone so affectionate to be so serious about killing people, even taking intimidation jobs these days, as well as working for children.

And he never is kidding about the price that he sets. Sometimes, the price is calculated based on time and the amount of ammo he'd be using. Other times, it was a supreme pizza with banana peppers. So when he gets back he will be expecting his pizza with banana peppers. Dont let him down.

This works out sometimes. Other times, he gets too excited and says he'll do it for significantly less than what he should charge, but hey- it's all about that rush of serotonin once the jobs done. Nothing else matters.

[bluemoondelight]

Some Wade-DHD (get it) headcanons:

-Wade doesn't have his license because his ass is too distracted to drive a car (totally not speaking from experience). He totally prefers it anyway so he can zone out and stim in the passenger seat

-if Wade is going out on a job (or going literally anywhere), Logan always makes sure to remind him if he has all his stuff. I imagine Wade is about to head out, and Logan is sitting on the couch calling after him like

"You got everything?" "Yeah" "You sure?" "YES" "Phone?" "Yeah right here." "Katanas, guns?" "I literally always bring them with me why would I forget?" "Did it last week" "It was ONE time I was late" "Ammo bag?" "Right here by the door" "Mask?" "Why would I...MOTHER FUCKER."

-Since there's no dopamine from completing tasks, Logan starts giving Wade positive reinforcement whenever he follows through with stuff he's supposed to do, like giving him kisses when he puts away the dishes or does the laundry. Wade figures it out immediately of course. "Are you seriously Pavlov-ing me into doing chores??" "Do you want me to stop?" "...no" "Good. Go vacuum the living room and I'll blow you later" "🏃💨"

-Wade has insomnia from his brain working too fast to relax (and his ptsd nightmares but we'll disregard for now) so he stays up watching reruns and wakes up Logan whenever he has nightmares. Logan also makes sure he still gets sleep by turning off the TV and holding him so he doesn't look at his phone or turn the TV back on when he's asleep

[maddpool]

At first Logan is convinced Wade is a morning person. It's both annoying and endearing, but that's how most things are with Wade. He's way too cheerful and talkative whenever they have to be somewhere before 9 in the morning but also will almost always have coffee ready for Logan when he finally emerges from his beauty sleep. Sometimes there's even not half-bad breakfast waiting for him.

With time, though, Logan realises that Wade doesn't really sleep. At all.

He will go to bed in the evening, but it seems like it's mostly so they can cuddle or to humour Logan. He barely gets any sleep at night, most days he just lies there staring at Logan or his phone or he, very quietly, so not to disturb Logan, gets up and goes to do his own things.

Unlike Logan, who, despite always being grumpy when Wade calls him that, actually is an old man who loves his sleep, Wade doesn't have any routine. He will catch an hour or two at night sometimes, but mostly he just crashes down whenever his body has had enough, and if he's lucky he'll get a solid 4 or 5 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

When Logan realises he tries to talk to Wade about it, but it's one of these things that he just brushes aside like it's not a problem at all.

But it is.

Especially when Logan is hit with the fact that he definitely woke up Wade from his slumber more times than he cares to admit, thinking Wade was just being lazy or didn't want to do whatever he was supposed to or what they agreed on.

Sometimes when these moments happen after a mission and they're both tired he will offer Wade "a nap" together to actually get him in bed, even if it's not Logan's bedtime yet.

He already knows that talking about it won't do shit, so instead he tries to pay more attention to these moments. When he can sense Wade is more tired than usual he will cancel any plans they might have had, making up an excuse so Wade doesn't feel like it's on him. When Wade is asleep, Logan will do everything not to wake him up, also making sure others won't bother him. Silencing Wade's phone, offering to go shopping with Al or taking both her and Mary for a walk.

More times than not Logan will also do anything that Wade mentioned having to do that day, because he notices that whenever Wade crashes, he later feels bad about not keeping his word, either to Logan or Al, or to himself.

It takes Wade an embarrassingly long to notice the change, only when he starts to feel like he actually rested whenever he wakes up. He hasn't felt this good in ages, healing factor or not.

When he finally realises it's all Logan's doing he actually cries. He immediately goes to hug Logan harder than ever and just says "I love you, too".

[stormyelliotwritez]

Wade Crashes

wade wilson x male reader x logan howlett

literally one of my fav scenes of the movie was when wolvie asked dp if he’d been tested for adhd

It had been a long day. Wade had killed some guys, Logan had gone grocery shopping and you’d helped him out with that. Normally that would tire anyone out but Wade was bouncing off the walls like a squirrel on cocaine.

“Bub, you good?” Logan asked as he unpacked groceries and watched you stand on your tippy toes and put more groceries away.

Wade didn’t seem to process the question for a moment before turning towards the two of you and grinning widely. “Yeah, peanut, I’m fucking great!”

You turned and stared at him for a moment before glancing at Logan and sighing. “Bet ya a beer that he crashes in five minutes.”

“Bet ya two he crashes in two, bub,” Logan replied in a whisper as he kept a watchful eye on Wade who was still jumping around and flapping his hands.

The hyperness continued for a bit. Wade hopped around and picked up knick-knacks and put them back down and moved around before groaning loudly and collapsing on the couch.

“My head hurts,” he mumbled.

Logan chuckled and glanced over at you. “It was two minutes, bub, so you’re buying,” he said with a smirk before walking over to Wade and leaning over the back of the couch.

“Hey bub, need anything?” He asked Wade with a sympathetic smile.

Wade mumbled painkillers and Logan glanced over to you and nodded at the cabinet. You grabbed them and threw them over. Logan took two out and nudged Wade’s mouth open with his other hand. He popped the pills in and closed his mouth.

“Swallow,” he said gruffly before glancing back at you.

Wade swallowed and sat up. “You guys were whispering about me,” he mumbled annoyed.

You and Logan glanced at each other and then you walked over to stand next to him. Logan pulled you against his side and looked down at Wade who was now twiddling his thumbs.

“Bub, we’re pretty positive you have ADHD,” he said as kindly as he could.

“And its why you keep crashing all the time,” you said, butting in.

Wade blinked a few times and then glanced away. “Can we talk about it when my headaches gone?” He mumbled.

Logan glanced down at you. You nodded and then so did he after getting your approval. You two walked around the couch and sat on either side of Wade.

“We’re here for you, baby,” you said with a smile.

“I know,” Wade muttered before leaning his head on your shoulder.

Logan smiled and put his arm behind Wade and the three of you sat contently.

[resident-idiot-simp]

Deadpool who gets overstimulated because of loud noises thanks to the ADHD

Is it projection time? I think it's projection time.

Wade who despite how much he hates it gets overstimulated because of loud noises sometimes. It's stupid he is a killing machine but it gets a touch too loud in a bar and suddenly he's shaking and can't breathe right. He doesn't hate himself for it he knows he can't help it but it's just something he wishes he could control.

Despite those wishes he can't so he just has to suffer with it. Usually he knows when it's about to happen and he can remove himself from the situation, but not always.

Weasel knew and would let him sit in one of the back rooms of the bar if it got particularly bad while he was there. It was appreciated but it still didn't stop it from happening sometimes.

He would have to leave and sequester himself for however long it took to get his breathing back under control and for him to stop shaking. Al knew and it was one of the few things she didn't give him shit about and he appreciated it.

He didn't know how to stop it or how to make it better he thought and figured he just had to wait it out. How else do you fix it? He didn't know. Vanessa too had known about it and helped him a lot she cared she really did and he would always love her for that.

Logan coming into his life was amazing and Wade couldn't help but get immediately attached. He hadn't had another, what would it called an episode? (Again he didn't know he wasn't a doctor.) Since Logan had started living with him.

It was too late by the time he admitted defeat and he was already shaking. Weasel looked at him and realized gesturing to the back room but he shook his head he needed out of there completely.

He slapped down a few hundred dollars and made a quick exit Logan following confused. As the door slammed shut he flinched. Logan immediately started asking what was wrong but all he did was shake his head. He didn't feel like explaining he just wanted quiet.

He found a near enough alleyway that was not the worst thing he's ever seen in his life and sequestered himself at the back of it. Logan at his side.

He started trying to get his breathing under control as he sat down against the wall trying to convince his brain to just calm down. Logan looked spooked and Wade couldn't blame him. This was severely out of character for him.

"Are you okay?" Logan asked and Wade croaked out, "Will be.”

Thankfully Logan took the hint and didn't try to push it further just sat down next to him and hesitantly put a hand on his shoulder. Wade immediately leaned into it seeking anything that would ground him.

Logan started talking about something random that has happened to him a few days ago. Wade could feel himself starting to relax and stated to lean further into Logan

Before Wade knew it Logan had an arm wrapped around him as Wade buried himself in Logan's side as he continued to tell stories. He'd never calmed down quicker.

Later Wade would explain what happened. Later Logan would gift him noise cancelling headphones and Wade would not cry thank you very much. Later Logan would check up on him more often, later Logan would learn to realize it was happening before even Wade did.

But that was later. Now, Wade found a place that was quiet and calm.

[timeless-tot]

Poolverine Agere Headcanons!!!

-They both regress!! Sometimes they're each other's caregivers, and sometimes they regress together.

-Wade is a toddler/big kid regressor. He fluctuates between 3-5 and 7-9. It really depends on his mood.

-Logan is a baby regressor!

-When they regress together, Wade is a big kid and tries to help his little guy with whatever he needs.

-Little Wade likes to watch the 1984 Voltron, and My Little Pony. (His favorite is Pinkie Pie, btw)

-Baby Logan would rather have quiet time, or something with low stimulation.

-Wade's favorite toys are his vintage Voltron and Star Wars toys, matchbox cars, and a Hello Kitty Build-A-Bear that he and Vanessa made.

-Logan's favorite toy is a yellow cat stuffie that Wade bought for him shortly after discovering that he regressed. He also likes blocks.

I might post more later :3 ok, by by!!

[patriciasage]

this is love

Author: Patricia_Sage

Fandom: Deadpool & Wolverine

Ship: Deadpool/Wolverine, Logan Howlett/Wade Wilson

Summary:

Wade is smart, perceptive, and a critical thinker. His brain is always a few steps ahead (and to the side) of pretty much everyone else. It's why some people don't like him - he can talk in circles around you, pick apart the things you're insecure about. He notices the reactions of people in the room and catalogues them as data points for a later time. But he doesn't always use his talents to hurt. 

read it here

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Kate is such an interesting foil to antiheroes and conflicted superheroes.

Because here's the thing. Kate is Good. She is a Good Hero. She Does Good Things. She does not do Evil Things. The general perception of her is good. Dependable. Reliable. Level-headed. Welcoming. And she is all of those things!

She wholeheartedly loves being a superhero. She doesn't worry about the morality of it, or grapple with the power that gives her, or the weight of that responsibility (usually). She just goes out and does it.

But she also canonically shoots people in the fucking throat, and unless she's hitting the ONE bone in front of your throat, that's not going to end well for you. She's effectively set fire to a mansion. She used a grenade launcher to take down part of NYC's power grid. She stabbed Wade Wilson in the chest for scaring her!!!

This woman is fucking insane.

Like. If you remove one moral block from the jenga tower of Kate's psyche, the whole thing falls. And honestly, that brick is just the Young Avengers. Best case scenario with no YA, she becomes a vapid heiress. Worst case scenario she decides she's fuckin done with the cops and becomes a very violent vigilante.

And I don't think that's a stretch because I think that's already in her! She could easily become a brooding angsty vigilante. She's physically and mentally capable of doing vast amounts of harm to others (physical and mental harm)

I think that's why I love the dynamic of her and Wade. Wade sees that about her. That she not only can do great violence but that she a. Chooses not to and b. Needs an outlet for it

And she's not scared of that part of her. I don't know how much she consciously realizes that part of her exists? But if she does I don't think she even thinks it's something to be controlled or fought. It's just a part of her that's not Nice and pretty rich girls should, above all else, be Nice.

(Kate Bishop is not nice. She's good. There's a difference.)

Maybe it's pragmatism. She sees what needs to be done and does it. It's either never acting on impulse or acting on impulse all the time. And just because she knows she shouldn't do the thing, because it's morally wrong, doesn't mean she's not capable of it.

Idk just been thinking about this lately

[imsaunteringvaguelydownwards]

no frrrr

underrated part of deadpool and wolverine is when logan asks if wade has ever been tested for adhd. because yeah.

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about Wade saying "Sorry. The intrusive thoughts won"

After chopping all his fingers off "to see what would happen"

After punching a random grandma "because I can"

After electorcuting himself because he wondered if the bathtub and toaster thing was true.

After stabbing Logan for simply standing too close to him. "Because he's going to hurt you"

After stepping into traffic because they said it would "be fun"

This, however, is very different from his impulsive thoughts.

Like buying a 900$ lego set.

Deciding to say fuck it and just... leaving.. school. Completely walking out on his class of 25 students because his brain thought it would be more fun to go take a nap.

Deciding to take puppins out on a walk at 3 am or eating an entire bag of chips.

This of course is different from when he simply forgets about stuff

Like accidently standing up Vanessa on their date

Forgetting to pay the electric bill

Forgetting to take out puppins so she has no choice but to pee on the kitchen floor and then whine at Al for forgiveness when she slips in it

When he forgets that he needs to eat and its been 16 hours since hes even drank anything

These are all very different. And should be treated so.

[lovelybucky1]

I have a theory and bear with me because It’s hard for me to explain but like, when Wade & Logan are DP’ing (or fucking in general) the reader I feel like wade gets a bit too excited at times (due to his underlying ADHD that we all know he has) and Logan is there to smooth the aftermath. So for example, like when they’re fucking their girl, Wade may smack her ass one too many times to hard and Logan’s hands are immediately there, rubbing and trying to soothe the pain and redness. Wade bites her neck a little too hard when he’s leaving hickeys? Logan’s tongue is gently licking the wounds like a lion licking her cubs sores. Wade fucks her throat a bit to hard when he’s face fucking and gives her a sore throat? Logans prepared with cough drops and warm tea to ease the ache. Logan may do those things at times but Logan knows how far to take it and doesn’t take it too far. Wade I don’t think intends too but their girl is just so damn beautiful and sexy that he can’t help himself lol

it's no secret that wade has poor impulse control. he never means to hurt you, he just gets too excited. the long, thin scratches of fingernails down your back, bruises on your limbs, bites that draw blood. they're all accidents. you know wade is a good guy so you're never mad at him for the pain he causes you. you're just glad that logan is there to take care of you.

logan doesn't seem like he'd be the gentle one of the pair, but he always made sure you get an ice pack, or at the very least, some kisses after you're done. on the occasions that wade breaks skin, whether that be with his teeth or a knife, logan cleans and bandages the wound.

you may not get mad at wade, but logan gets pissed with him every time it happens.

"why the fuck do you keep doing this? can't you control yourself?"

"i'm sorry, peanut, i just get too excited. she doesn't mind, right, cupcake?"

[treba-neco-napise]

no but wade is 100% the type of person to sit on a table. all the fucking time. once logan gets used to living in the flat and gets more confident about his place in it, one day he just tells wade. and it wouldn't be wade wilson if he did what he was told, this man is PDA personified.

"get down? okay, make me."

five minutes later they're cleaning off splatters of blood. and splinters of what once was a small wooden table. logan is getting a new one with his own money - under the condition that wade isn't putting his ass on it.

you fucking know they'll have to buy another one at least a few days later.

i feel like once they've wrecked three in the span of two weeks, al gets done with their shit and declares the one they currently have as hers. nobody's putting asses or glasses on it, that table is for coke and coke only. or poker if she feels like it.

for some time they just don't get another one because furniture isn't exactly cheap and some of the blood is already on the wall and couch and they can't get it out. nobody told al, she just fucking knew and she's glad she doesn't have to see it. so better not paint the place redder for some time.

after about a month they compromise that wade's not sitting on tables if there's something on them (they knocked over a coffee in one of the fights and that's not getting out of the carpet either). he can sit and wiggle his feet like a five-year-old if he puts stuff away first. let your adhd friends and boyfriends stim, but safety first.

and logan wouldn't admit it under torture... but it's kind of cute. and not a bad place to pin wade down on when they're having a little fun.

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[resident-idiot-simp]

How much projection is too much projection? Do I pull the same stunt I did with Soap and give Deadpool issue with being told to shut up by those close to him? Me thinks I do and I get to have a good cathartic cry about it while I write it

[randomisedmongoose]

Nervously contemplating the possibility that I might have ADD. At 40. Help

[softfem-dom]

wedding ring

origins!husban!logan x origins!wade x wife!reader

a/n : I don't know what came over me to write this, I have no excuse I'm just horny.

wc : 3k

NSFW , PORN WITH (LITTLE) PLOT , WADE IS A HORNY SHIT , MOMMY & DADDY KINK , GENERAL WADE™ BEHAVIOUR sub!origins!wade wilson . dom!origins!logan . dom!reader

synopsis : wade has always been a kinky little shit, it seems that title is well-deserved when he starts to fantasize about squeezing himself into a married couple old enough to be his parents.

If someone in the team were to ask Wade why he looked as if he hadn't slept in a decade, he'd say he was up practising his katana skills.

When in reality, he had spent the whole night groaning and moaning against his pillow while rubbing himself raw to the thought of you and Logan.

What was so special about you two, you may ask? You were married and were old enough to be his parents.

It was absolutely not his fault. You two had no right to come into the X-Team, looking so fucking hot and expect him not to get hard.

You couldn't just walk around the place with Logan's strong arm around your waist and expect him not to stare. You couldn't just hum in acknolovedgment everytime Logan leant into your ear to rumble something that the merc couldn't quite catch and expect him not to grow desperate.

He was a walking mess. Day and night his thoughts were consumed by you and Logan, Logan and you, and what you could do to him. He couldn't help it, he'd blame the undiagnosed ADHD anyday for titty-flashing him with so many dirty scenarios anytime you walked past.

,,

Logan and you had been through a lot of shit togheter.

You had met sometime between the 1880's and the 1900's, both mutants and escaping from someone who was trying to do you harm. Both with the weight of taken lives over your shoulders, both with spilled blood on your hands. Both with the promise of living far too long.

And, cliche-y enough, you both had fallen in love. After uniting forces as acquintances, then growing as close as long-life friends, and then falling into the claws of love, you two had gotten married.

Happyly married, always attached to the hip, gold wedding wands on your ring fingers. Always watching out for the other.

And when William Stryker offered you both a place in a 'special opperations' team called X-Team, you both agreed —happy to help a cause—.

What you didn't expect, though, was Wade Wilson turning into another shit you had to go through togheter.

The mercenary seemed to never know when to shut his mouth, or how to read social cues, he just simply had a mouth too big for his own good. Hence why the nickname merc with a mouth was born amidst the members of the team.

He was a young man in his 20's, a cocky asshole and a total flirt that talked big game. He liked to show off during missions, pulling stunts, to impress Logan or you was another question that didn't have an answer yet.

You and your husband just knew the kid seemed to have the hots for one of you. Which made Logan boil with possesiveness because you were his damn wife, his and his only —possesiveness that in turn only made Wade all the more horny.

It wasn't until today's mission that you realized that the mercenary didn't have the hots for just one of you, but for both.

After trying to break in a building to stop some drug dealers, the team had split up and —ironically enough— left you three to flee from more guards than you could fight. And now, ironically enough again, you three were hidding in a really small supply closet.

You hadn't intended for it to end up this way, but your husband was with his broad back against the wall and with a pupil-blown Wade completely sandwiched between you two.

Wade was totally trying to keep his cool, desperately keeping up his usual cocky fachade, but his gut felt so damn coiled at having his ass pressed against Logan's crotch and his chest in level with yours.

"How did they notice us?!?" you asked your husband in a low breath, completely ignoring the merc between you.

Logan growled slightly, his nose twitching when a strangely strong scent wafted into his nostrils, shaking his head slightly as he tried to peek out from the small gap in the door. "dunno, doll, but I guess they didn't see us come here"

As you kept talking with your husband in hushed breaths, Wade was starting to feel his brain turning to damn mush as he was trapped between you two. He couldn't help it, your body warmth was sweeping into his bones from back and front —melting him—.

And then, suddenly he heard your voices stopping. Looking up with his half-glassy eyes, he was met by a quirked eyebrow and a deep scowl from Logan.

"are you damn horny right now, mouth?" Logan pretty much growled. His voice rumbling in his chest as he looked down at the young man between you two.

Wade blinked, realizing he had been so aroused —and locked up in his dirty fantasies— that he had pretty much started to leak in his pants.

"ohw, c'mon, what'd you expect?" the merc breathed out under your questioning gaze. "I've got my hot ass against someone's big dick and my face is smushed against this massive titties and jesus fucking christ—"

His words died down in a choked way when Logan's hand flied up to his throath, wrapping around it without issue —damn big hands the Canadian had— and squeezing. Choking a wheezed noise out of his mouth.

"shut your damn mouth if ya wanna keep your throath, bub" Logan growled in the merc's ear, his voice almost like the roar of a lion with how much red he was seeing.

You were just staring at the way Wade's eyes seemed to roll into the back of his head, thighs twitching before shamelessly parting —as if he wanted someone's hand between them—. The mercenary seemed to really be horny for you two.

"really, Wade?" you purred, voice low, as you stared at the young man —letting your husband do the job of shutting him up. "going after a married couple like this? didn't think you'd fall that low.."

Wade struggled to breathe through his nose with Logan's tight grip around his throath, but he spoke nonetheless. "aughn— you two are fucking god- relax the grip old man literally bisexual culture-"

His gasped words only made the growl bubbling up in Logan's throath grow louder. You saw the veins in your husband's arm bulging as he squeezed around Wade's throath again, watching the way the merc choked on his spit —saliva slobbering down the corner of his lips.

You reached out your own hand and placed it atop of Logan's, as if methaporically holding your husband's hand while he choked Wade.

"fucking god you two are really feeding my mommy and daddy issues right now y'kno-oh-oww—"

Wade's spech got cut off my another series of squeezes around his throath, making the mercenary cough and choke on his spit as his head fell forwards against your chest.

"watch your damn mouth, mouth"

"ngh-ah- unluckily for you I've got a thing for being put in my place by dominant, sexy, grown-ups. Big ones with huge—"

His voice died in his own throath when two, huge and thick, fingers were proding at his mouth. Sneaking past his lips and stuffing him full, his eyes rolled back, knees almost buckling underneath him when the meaty taste of sweat invaded his mouth.

"shut it, bub"

"hmn-nhgh"

"you managed to shut him up" you low whistled at your husband, impressed by how quickly and efficiently the merc had shut up. Now busy with nibbling at the fingers inside of his mouth.

"easy peasy" Logan huffed with a slight roll of his eyes. "don't know how long it'll last, though, just look at how damn much the kid's leaking"

Wade whined around Logan's fingers at the way you two were speaking as if he wasn't there, thighs trying to close when he felt your eyes going down and settling on the obvious tent in his pants —and the wet spot.

"so horny" you hummed, more to yourself than anything, before looking back at his face. "what does this mean, baby?" you purred as you pointed to the gold ring on your finger with a neutral look on your face —as if he wasn't coming undone before your eyes. "I don't think you're that dumb yet. C'mon, what does this, right here, mean, Wade?"

Wade struggled to swallow the spit pooling in his mouth around Logan's fingers, body almost tumbling forward when the Canadian ripped his fingers off of his mouth so suddenly.

"I- aughn- I—" he stumbled over his words, swallowing again, as his hazy eyes looked up at you. "that's a daddy and mommy ring" he wheezed out, a little "ah-ah!" escaping his lips when Logan grabbed his hair from the back —forcing him to behave—. "means- angh means that you're married. And old enough to be my grand-parents-"

"That's right, bub" Logan growled, leaning in close to whisper in Wade's ear. "We're a married couple and you're nothing but a pest."

"now, now, darling" you hummed lovingly as you looked at your husband, who was still grabbing Wade by his hair. "don't be so mean.. It turns him on"

That last was a low drawl, before your hand was cuping Wade's cheek and making sure the cold metal of the gold wedding ring you wore was against the merc's skin. "We've lived through wars, honey, you're a literal baby compared to us" you added, voice low and degradatory.

Wade shuddered as the cold metal of your wedding ring pressed against his skin, his eyes looking up at you with a mixture of desire and submission.

"I'm a- nnnng baby" he repeated, almost breathless. "Logan and you are old. So old."

Logan leaned in closer, his hand still clamped around Wade's hair. "Old enough to be your parents" he repeated, his voice dark and gravely. His teeth almost gracing Wade's ear. "Old enough that you shouldn't be interested in us, bub."

"Please, I- I- ahhhhnn I promise I'm good, I promise I'm good, I- I can be good."

It was funny, really, to see such a cocky and show-off of a man being this needy and whiny between you two. But what could you say, it was the Howlett effect.

You slowly slipped your gold wedding band out of your ring finger, right infront of Wade's eyes —watching the way he almost busted on the spot just from the sight alone—.

"this is what'chu want, ain't it honey?" you teased the mercenary trembling and whining between you. "you want this pretty ring on your finger too, don't ya? you wanna be the throphy toy to a hot, married couple old enough to be your parents, don't you, sweetheart?"

You held the wedding ring infront of Wade's face as one of your hands started to rub his arm —slowly going down to his hand—. Wade was shaking, he didn't even know how he hadn't cum untouched yet with how tight and hot his gut felt. All of his muscles coiled.

Wade looked like he was about two seconds away from spontaneously combusting right there in the small supply closet.

"Please" he breathed out, his voice strained and his eyes fixed on the ring in your hand. "Please, I- I want to be- nngah, I want it. I- I'll be good, I- aaahhhnn"

"Are you?" Logan asked, using the grip on Wade's hip to pull him closer against him. "Are you going to behave for us?"

After a series of jerky and rapid nods coming from the drooling mercenary trembling between you, "good fucking boy, there you go" your voice was low and syrupy, as you grabbed Wade's twitching hand and slowly —almost sensually— slipped the cold golden wand on his finger.

It looked as if he was going to combust just from having the ring on his finger, from the implications of having a wedding ring from a married couple on his finger.

Maybe you'd find an explanation for the creamy wet spot between Wade's legs and the way he was wearing your wedding ring when you meet the team in a few minutes. Or maybe you won't, who knows.

[rebelliousstories]

Their S/O Giving Them Small Yet Thoughtful Gifts…

Fandom: X-Men

Request: Yes by Anon

Warnings: Fluff, Brief Suggestive Themes, Brief Angst

Word Count: 1,150

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Logan Howlett/The Wolverine

* Logan’s love language is acts of service. He doesn’t like to do big and extravagant anything. Of course there are some exceptions, but for the most part he likes keeping things solely for the two of you.

* So you giving him small things is perfect for him. I see him as someone who enjoys wood working in all capacities, especially figurines. He keeps them in the bedroom away from anyone who might see them, but you both know they’re there. Logan’s got a wolverine figurine on his nightstand which I could see as you get it for him, and he shoots you a deadpan look at first, but he treasures it with everything in him.

* I could also see him receiving new flannels, or clothing. Something practical. New colors and patterns would be something that he wouldn’t think of getting normally, but if you see them in town, get them. He’s wearing those specific articles of clothing till they’re thread bare. Let’s be completely honest though, if you bring that man anything, he’s cherishing it. It could be a carefully thought out present, or a rock you found on the way home that reminded you of him.

* Two ways he’ll accept a present that you give him: if you’re around others, he’ll grunt out a thank you, and press a quick kiss to your head before pocketing or stowing it away so no one else can see what a sucker he is for you. Or, his preferred way of receiving gifts, is in the comfort of your bedroom when it’s just the two of you. There, he’ll wrap you in a big hug, and stay there. He’s a man of few words. But in the privacy of your room, he can pepper you with kisses and affection as much as he wants without anyone else judging him for it. Logan still needs to protect his persona after all.

Wade Wilson/Deadpool

* I can completely see Wade as someone who does the absolute most for his S/O. He’s someone who will throw you a party just because. So dealing with someone who doesn’t do the big parties and gifts like him is a bit of a learning curve. But once he gets the hang of it, Wade is treasuring all you give him.

* Anything Hello Kitty specifically, or Sanrio in general, is a-okay n his books. Once he moves out of the one bedroom apartment with Al, he’s setting up a shelf that has all of his collectibles and trinkets that have the characters on them. He goes feral over some blind boxes too. Give him a few, and he’ll tear through them cause that ADHD must be satisfied.

* Wade also really likes gifts you would get from an arcade or skate rink. Like the ones you have to collect tickets to get. He likes nostalgia, alright? Just give him things that remind him of a simpler time, and he is absolute putty. Could totally see him still wanting, receiving, and playing CDs and VHS tapes.

* When you do give him his gift, no matter if you’re in front of people or alone, he’s landing the wettest smack of a kiss on your cheek, following quickly by one on your lips. Just be mindful to hold his hands because they will start to wander to inappropriate places if you let him.

Remy LeBeau/Gambit

* Now, for my little Cajun. He is so appreciative of just the fact that you’re dating him, he doesn’t need gifts. That said, he will love anything you give him. Remy loves collecting things from different countries and states. So if you travel, bring him something small back. He arranges everything in order on a specific set of shelves that he got just to display all the little items.

* This may be stereotypical for him, but the Gambit LOVES fancy card decks. The ones he uses in battle are always ones that are not fancy, but just some sturdy standard cards. But you give this man a fancy deck of cards that have intricate designs and patterns? Ooo Lordy he’s a sucker for that. He gets some little stands for the decks so he can display them proudly next to his travel gifts.

* Unless his friends are prepared for it, no one asks him about the ever growing shelves of trinkets. Most of the time because he will find a way to bring up the newest one anyways regardless of the conversation. It’s not that they don’t like hearing about the new items, it’s just that Remy takes that as an excuse to talk far too long about them and you. Sometimes, if a new person comes over and makes the mistake of asking about the shelves, his friends will all groan, and begin grabbing another drink or food so they aren’t subject to his speech again.

* Remy will always show his appreciation for when you bring home a gift for him. If you’re coming back from your travels and have a gift for him, he’s extra appreciative. He hadn’t seen you in too long, which means he needs to spoil you more. Hugging you close, kissing everywhere he can, general tangled limbs. If you come home with a fancy deck of cards though? Y’all ain’t leaving the bedroom till the next day.

Poly! Logan & Wade

* Oh my goodness… double trouble on opposite ends of the spectrum. Logan doesn’t mind PDA, and for Wade that’s a must. So naturally their reactions are going to be different when they receive their gifts. No matter what, they agree to cherish it as much as they can.

* Giving them gifts together prompts some grumbling on behalf of Logan, and playful competition from Wade. Wade doesn’t mean to belittle whatever you got for Logan but the other man can’t help but get defensive over you and your presents when he does this. It honestly is the one thing that puts him in a foul mood fast.

* If you give them gifts separately, which would probably be the best, they each give their own thanks for their gifts. Even if the gifts go together, it’s just easier to give them separate because of how differently they show appreciation.

* Logan would not be overtly jealous if you give Wade something shinier, newer, or more expensive, but he would deal with it quietly. He would never bring it up to you, but you could see the glances and looks he would throw towards Wade when he got his gifts. Give this man a new piece of jewelry. I see him as a watch man, so giving him a brand new one would definitely keep his own self doubt from creeping up as often. Just be warned, if Wade sees this, he’s going to want a new present. So just give him a Hello Kitty figurine and he’ll be fine.