#The International Business Times

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[forgetful-nerd]

To drop Rise! Mikey into the hands of the 2012! Boys, so he comes back to his universe in a sick all-black battle outfit, covered in black make-up, with a sht ton of secret daggers hidden on his person is……….all I really want in life.

[canisalbus]

Have you considered selling merch? Some stickers pins or patches of the boys would go hard

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[werewolf-artfriend]

doing it right?

[eikichi-supremacy]

they don't deserve him ...

[theposhperyton]

All evidence suggests yes

[intramoon]

Halloween party soon!! 🍾 🥴

[apollogoulielmosorestesatreides]

IF YOU ARE AT ALL CONFUSED, KNOW THAT CLARISSA DALLOWAY O'GRADY HAS DESCENDANTS WHO CONFIRMEDLY MASSIVELY RAPED MY ANCESTORS IN WAYS THAT ONLY DEFINITELY POWERFUL TIME TRAVELERS COULD. GROUP SEX. THREE INSTANCES OF TOM RAWLING VIOLATING ONE FEMALE BODY TOGETHER. MASSIVE NUMBERS. DO NOT BE CONFUSED.

[topibeeru]

Flora Reinhold, attorney at law! 🫡

Something I doodled from a couple of months a go for a silly little Ace Attorney AU idea in my head ((the way this all started because of Rosa’s court outfit from Tears of Themis who I think looks a lot like flora))

Bonus:

[allgremlinart]

part 1 | part 2 | part 3

part 4 of my “Clark Kent is repressed and doesn’t know what to do about it” comic

[densewentz]

guys in an incredibly funny turn of events I am on the cusp of figuring out how to lucid dream and its mostly because since I've gotten into Sandman I dream sometimes feat. Dream of the Endless who I KNOW as the King of Dreams IN-dream. So I'll be sitting there watching this scrunkly guy in my dream going "oh shit that's the Dream King, holy shit am I dreaming?-" and then I usually get yoinked out but. Girl we gettin there. We gettin there in an incredibly ironic way but.

[trexalicious]

Meghan Markle reportedly asked her mom, Doria Ragland, to talk to her ex-husband, Trevor Engelson, regarding his television comedy project about their failed marriage. Can you imagine sending your mom to deal with your ex...?! 🤣

[amngtheflowers]

Soundless meadow, a lure for sleep.

[lorepossum]

Re: The New Orleans Rats

Other people, cowards: Nooooo! What do you mean Jean was “”with”” someone before the intern!?!? Weeehhh my intern would be so jealous!

Me, not a coward: nah, Intern is laughing like a hyena at these 3 idiots and is also a raging bisexual. They get it.

[the-sea-anemone]

i'm being personally attacked by my own life decisions