#The Blorbo Games

[offbrand-hunger-games]

The Blorbo Games!!!

*hey if we enjoy this, we can totally do it again!!!

The games start tomorrow! Get pumped up!!! ^u^

district one:

sencen (kotlc)

link (botw)

district two:

dirk strider (homestuck)

simon keyes (ace attorney)

district three:

golden fleece (cotl)

slutty homer simpson (the simpsons)

district four:

juliana and florian (pkmn)

quaquaval (pkmn)

district five:

kasane teto (vocaloid)

bae pyoun (xoxo blood droplets)

district six:

wheatley (portal)

amazon dog (amazon)

district seven:

noa karada (broken minds)

poppy (dandy’s world)

district eight:

ivan (alien stage)

hange zoe (aot)

district nine:

two (tpot)

pie face (kitchen)

district ten:

miku (vocaloid)

waluigi (mario)

district eleven:

the knight (hollow knight)

risotto nero (jjba)

district twelve:

daisuke (mouthwashing)

ichika hoshino (project SEKAI)

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[dracocheesecake]

the time has come to c h o o s e

Who is more blorbo, Kai or Besteel?

Kai is absolutely still a blorbo. Look at him:

Can't get this much goobily blorbo energy anywhere else.

Besteel is a bit of a contender, but in truth, the real blorbo from Wondla is his brother:

The very underrated (and adorable) Redimus!

So I guess between Kai and Besteel, Kai still wins the Blorbo Games but Redimus is absolutely making his way up to claim the medal 🤣

[skyrim-forever]

big plans tonight

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[featherfangart]

Wanderlust

[noodles-and-tea]

I politely ask for more of the vague modern AU art :3 they're so silly I LOVE them

They’re playing sister location, specifically night 4

[doctormori]

I love this book to death, so here's some things I noticed <3

[puppppppppy]

sniffrin ^_^

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[lizmamont]

[offbrand-hunger-games]

The Fallen

Link

Amazon Dog

Pie Face

Slutty Homer Simpson

Miku

Hange Zoe

Ivan

Noa Karada

Daisuke

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[rizzlegukgak]

sorry i swear to god there are like. ten fantasy high fans who are also fans of dungeons and dragons. im so so tired of people like “if they do another season which is soooooo unlikely they should do *insert something that’s compelling from a purely storytelling perspective but throws away the whole fucking reason why the show is what it is here*” instead of just understanding what a dungeons and dragons campaign is and how the pacing of the show has developed for the previous three seasons.

WHEN they do a fourth season (which they will, because they have no reason not to. it’s dropouts most popular PRODUCT period end of sentence) it will be called senior year and it will be the bad kids (potentially minus fig, because emily axford has voiced her opinion that she would like to play another character in the world of spyre) saving the world one last time as their senior year capstone project. over the course of that season they will level up to level 20, because that’s the dream of every single dungeons and dragons campaign and this is their ONLY opportunity to show us level 20 characters in dungeons and dragons legitimately. and they’ve set themselves up perfectly by leveling up five times each season so they’ll be level 20 for the final fight. adaine will cast wish. gorgug will have three attacks and better artificer equipment. fabian will have better bard spells and a third attack also. riz gukgak will be practically immune to AOE damage. kristen will cast divine intervention and it’ll work on a 20 or less. ally’s gonna roll a one on the d100. it’s going to be incredible.

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[soothedcerberus]

Gentle flames Gentle rains [image description: Watercolor and pencil art of Amaterasu and Issun against a black background. Ammy is posed on her back, looking as though she and Issun are suspended in the air together. She has a gentle smile as she looks up at the small sprite, who is almost touching her nose. Bright green and turquoise light shines off of him. Flames from Divine Retribution curl around them and frame the art. 

The second photo is more watercolor and pencil art of Amaterasu and Issun. Ammy has been shrunk so she is the same size as Issun. Surrounded by foliage, a gentle rain falls upon them, spilling off of the leaves. They are standing close but Issun is shielding only Ammy from the rain with a leaf umbrella. They both look happy. End description.] 🌱