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texaschainsawmascara · 1 year

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Gillian Anderson, Melody Maker ‘97

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qqueenofhades · 11 months

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I'm sure it's only a coincidence that a few days after Putin says Biden "needs to be undermined from the left" to help Trump win, noted Russian agent Jill Stein, who the Kremlin already extensively promoted in 2016 in the successful effort to hurt HRC, and who already endorsed fellow pro-Russian tankie Cornel West, jumps back into the 2024 race as the "Green Party candidate" talking about how "the two-party system has failed us."

For the love of fuck, let's not do this again.

#hilary for ts #politics for ts #kinda hoped she was dead ngl #can we upfront demystify the notion that she is anything except a russian agent trying to help trump win again #because yeah #putin understands exactly how to manipulate the american left and does so extensively #and they take the bait every time #which is why it is such a low-risk high-reward strategy for him #but as we know #fascism and genocide Good as long as an Anti Western person does it!!!!1

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sunnifer · 2 months

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cmon curt you can do better than that

#would cynthia as director of the american secret service be condoning the assassination of the president?#probably not but i feel like she'd make an exception in this case #spies are forever #agent curt mega #cynthia houston #sunny art ✶

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sergle · 1 month

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people being dramatic about "american cheese" (in quotes bc americans didn't make it) is one of my favorite topics because it's funny to see people talk about it like it's a biohazardous waste when it's literally just Cheddar That Has Been Watered Down With Milk, And Then Emulsified

#I think she (american cheese) has a fascinating reputation #so it's cheddar which is already A Cheese and milk which is what cheese is made of #sometimes they use colby cheese too it kind of depends. but it's traditionally cheddar.#and you can enjoy hours of people making comments abt american cheese being Literal Plastic #They Can't Even Legally Call It Food!!#YOU MEAN MILK?????#that's what I like most about it. when cheese is Milk That You Did Something To. and this is kind of also just milk #that has had things done to it.#but if poor people eat it then it must be poison #I get a lot of personal joy over asking people what they think american cheese is made of #and their massive disappointment when they hear it's just cheese that's been stretched w milk #like. it's so boring. it's so uninteresting. they were really hoping it would be interesting.#it's like a hobby for me to see how many comments i can prompt someone to make abt it being non-food before i do this #''it melts weird because it's PLASTICCC'' it melts like that bc of the emulsifying agent keeping the fat from splitting #basically one of my hobbies is turning an interesting thing people make jokes about into Something Boring

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lilyflowerhere · 28 days

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The girls are at it again (making me ship them and then not getting together)

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the-library-of-forgotten-endings · 11 days

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i'm gonna be so real all of lights plans would have fallen apart if the authors had bothered to make their female characters complex and have an IQ above room temperature

#death note #light yagami #misa amane #like seriously #there ain't no way takada still in love with some rich bitch from her uni like 7 years later??? be so fr...#and the way her eyes were shining when she saw him as well... girl #and yes naomi misora american japanese female fbi agent trusted some random teen who ain't even out of high school that he was #toooootaaallllyyy in the task force #THE GIRL WHO KEPT THE BUS JACKING A SECRET BC LIGHT TOLD HER IT WAS GONNA BE CLOSE TO HIS HEART??!?!?!?!#this series is absolutely ridiculous i CANNOT take it seriously #and don't get me started on misa #you DO NOT want me to get started on misa

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iisthings · 11 days

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Couldn't stop thinking about Spies Are Forever since seeing it live in London sooo

I figured out what specific time window it's set in!

We know that at the start of the show Cynthia is on the phone with Nixon and refers to him as Vice President

Weeellll thanks to my partner laughing their ass off when I showed them and them then questioning the historical accuracy of the joke, we then looked when/if Richard Nixon ever was Vice president

And he was! Under Dwight D. Eisenhower, whose presidency ran from january 20 1953 - january 20 1961

(This might be common knowledge, but I'm not american so whooo to me for learning something new)

JFK was elected right after, which is in line with the historical accuracy of saf, since at the end of the show, we again see Cynthia at the phone, this time with President Kennedy

Here's a nice chart for better visualisation:

Also! In the first phonecall she has with Nixon, she refers to an election he lost!

(Again very well may be common knowledge, but my non-american ass doesn't know SHIT)

So to my partner: Spies Are Forever is wonderfully historically accurate :)

To everyone else: the play takes place over 5-6 days, so using the 20th of january as point zero, with a margin of ± 6 days, we can say that the main plot of Spies Are Forever takes place sometime between january 14 1961 and january 26 1961!

Tl;dr Spies Are Forever takes place over the course of 5-6 days between January 14 1961 - January 26 1961

#watch my non-american ass learn about cold war politics because of this fuckass (lovingly) musical #spies are forever #saf #tcb spies are forever #tcb saf #saf tcb #tin can bros #spies are forever london #american politics #cynthia houston #ILY CYNTHIA RAAAAH #agent curt mega

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songjay-ay · 6 months

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im about to slutshame him

#ninjago #Jay Walker #agent Walker #dragons rising #tw drugs #tw cocaine #because if there’s one thing I’ve ever learned it’s that all businessmen do coke #(my source is american psycho)#also because I was listening to great day by the lonely island while drawing this #it’s jaycore somehow #art #fanart #oh and #tw blood #tw nosebleed #how much do you think his salary is anyway #he gotta be making bank if he’s a manager right #he’d still want a raise tho he’s greedy like that

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maturemenoftvandfilms · 6 months

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Frasier (TV Series) S9/E10 'Junior Agent' (2001) - Tom McGowan

Most would take Kelsey Grammer here.

But me… it's McGowan all the way.

What?

Smooth chub dad beats hairy daddy almost every time with me.

#Tom McGowan #frasier #tv series #actor #Junior Agent #handsome daddy #husky daddy #american actor #kelsey grammer #shirtless #cilf #screenshots #daddy #celebrities

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gothamundernightlight · 1 year

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Alfred after a chat with Hal Jordan

Alfred: After speaking with him, I am reminded of the virtues of the English.

Dick: Hal’s American though?

Alfred: …

Dick: Ohhhh.

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skltart · 1 year

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the warmest hello to the coldest goodbye

#and if i wanna make weirdly sincere fanart for a silly musical about spies then that is my god given right as an american #(sidenote i am not in fact american)#i wanted this to look like an old crumpled up poster or playbill or smt #theres also a million versions i made of this but this one is the one i like best i think #art #my art #fanart #tin can bros #spies are forever #saf #curt mega #agent curt mega #owen carvour #curtwen #owen x curt #spies are forever fanart

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dailyagent4 · 3 months

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day 103+104

double post cause I forgot yesterday and because today is fourth of july. hi guys it's terrible over here. also sky cotl cause someone said that a while ago

#splatoon #agent 4 #im not even american lol #but the fireworks are insane #yes i got lazy for the second one

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republicansaredomesticterrorists · 5 months

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