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Mephone takes the Operational out of Operational System.
#Sorry thinking about him again#ii#inanimate insanity#ii mephone#mephone4#ii mephone4#ii mepad#art#digital art#doodle#After the most recent episodes you cannot tell me he is not so system coded#Like when Mepad called Mephone their Host I was like DAMN they are actually going this route??#and then I realized Host was just meant to be in reference to the gameshow#But like he literally made up a bunch of guys to help him deal with his childhood trauma#And they are simultaneously inextricably connected but also entire individuals in their own right#Thats a system. He is a system.
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AND THE WINNER FOR THE POLL WHO IN SVSSS SHOULD GET A GUN IS...
SHANG QINGHUA!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Runner-up is someone we all think deserves to change her fate...
SU XIYAN!!!
#svsss#su xiyan#shang qinghua#svsss poll winner#scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#he should NOT have a gun look at him he has anxiety#that and he'd really show Mobei an assassin#I DO THINK HIM WINNING IS SO FUNNY THO I LOVE IT#some people said that any votes towards Tianlang-Jun would also be for Su Xiyan because hed just give her the gun and honestly thats yeah#this poll was so fun thank you for everyone who voted and wrote in the tags and comments they were so fun to read!!!#i voted for Zhuzhi lang#my art#nibbelraz
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Shen Yuan is transmigration sillyputty. Observe.
AU where he transmigrates into a rogue cultivator? Love those. Demonic cultivator for some spice, secret cultivator, beast expert cultivator, and more!
Transmigrate into a no name desciple? It's good to expand on dynamics. Same age as the protagonist? His shidi? His shixong? Or is he among the Qing generation of disciples! Lots of options.
Into a pidw harem member? Why not? There's at least 300 of them, go nuts, make one up for kicks or pick a canonical name to play with! Canon's your oyster.
Into other existing characters? Of course, that just makes sense. Other peak lords, other cultivators, his students, whatever suits your fancy.
Into a random new npc somewhere in the world doing average stuff? We love the creativity. A young master, a scholar, sometimes a farmer.
Into a sword! Love it!! Xiu Ya, Xin Mo, or maybe he's a different artifact entirely!
Into a demon? Definitely, there's several. Noble demons, no name wife material demons, new never before seen kinds of demons.
Into a CAT!? WE GOT YOU. other animals too, but catzun is classic. Dragons are also up there.
Into a worm?!? We love him even as a worm.
Into a SYSTEM? IVE SEEN AT LEAST 2 OF THESE.
He's sillyputty. We throw him at transmigration concepts to see how he sticks.
#the variety is impressive yall i love this neighborhood#AND THATS NOT EVEN COVERING AUS WHERE HES A PIDW NATIVE OR WHERE HES PULLED INTO IT VIA BINGGE#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#addition - and in all of these binghe will love him. YES EVEN THE WORM#thing i made
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I dunno guys, I think he did nothing wrong ever
#dmc#devil may cry#dmc netflix#dmc netflix anime#dmc netflix spoilers#netflix dmc#netflix devil may cry#white rabbit#the white rabbit#dmc white rabbit#GENUINELY have no idea how to tag this lmao#PLEASEEE CAN HE JUST HAVE A NAME#my art#anyway. like i said in my last post i watched the anime lol#i still have mixed feelings about it though i mostly enjoyed it#it was a fine bit of entertainment and i will certainly tune in to see what happens next but it doesnt hold a candle to the og#(predictably)#i did really really really like the white rabbit tho#me when a man with beautiful brown eyes and long black hair tries to genocide humanity. whatever you say gorgeous#ANYWAY if you hated the anime pls dont leave lol i only have like one more piece of art to get out of my system about it#and then ill be back to just og dmc#i hope future seasons give us more to chew on re: spardacest#bc tbh thinking on it the anime was FINE but my main gripe is the no interaction between dv#i think its objectively a better written story than the reboot but i enjoy the reboot more#bc at least i can grab my little dolls and make them kiss#and thats all i have to say on that lol
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Maybe should've tried harder for that scholarship
#I'm. like. sorry#spent ten minutes thinking if i should post this#they were uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh working on their boat idk#what au is this ? idk man just take it#why are they so beefy ? who cares#fiddleford thats who#poor guy (hes living my dream)#anyway#needed to get this out of my system yadda yadda#gravity falls#SO SORRY THIS IS MY FIRST CONTRIBUTION TO THE FANDOM#and yet#standford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#obssessed w the ppl who tag him by his full government name#fiddlestan#fiddauthor#OBVIOUSLY I DONT SHIP STAN AND FORD
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Airplane and Cucumber should've made out at least ONCE
One sloppy, angry, half-drunk, make-out could fix them (make them so so much worse-)
One moment they're snarking at each other over plot points and "Well I don't see you writing anything, huh? I know how many of those shitty chapters you bought, you masochist!" Their wine is sloshing over the edges of their cups as they animatedly gesture to emphasise their point; The next, The two transmigration are pulling at the other's hair and exchanging wet, open-mouthed kisses. Complaining all through as they paw at the "Stupid Xianxia clothing" "You think it's cool-" and attempt to slip a hand beneath all the layers.
Cucumber ends up seated in Airplane's lap, head tilted back to allow more of that--surprisingly clever when it's not running off--mouth access to his collarbones, teeth running across the thin skin and sending shivers running down his back to pool at the base of his spine.
"I hate you so, so much"
"Yeah, yeah, can you hate me after you get your pants off?"
Cucumber's hissing insults between gasps as Airplane mouths his way up his thigh and Damn, 'Maybe those fingers aren't just for writing shitty porn after all? Oh, Oh-'
Cucumber absolutely doesn't have the face to see Airplane or God Forbid talk about it afterwards so he sneaks out of the Pleasure (heh) House in the early hours of the morning and takes the next available mission far far away from the sect.
He comes back to a smug Airplane who promptly gets his ass 'thwapped!' Because he couldn't resist the "Is it because we didn't say 'No Homo'?"
#Im waiting 30 mins for the train rn so have this IG-#if you see spelling mistakes- No you dont ♡#Cumplane is my messy divorced fratbro blorb(r)os and I adore them sm#I just want bad things for them#& sometimes thats panting into your homies mouth as he grinds his dick against yours (& then you avoid him for 2 months 'cause ew feelings)#Airplane would be a little shit change my mind#Airplane “No Homo? Not even a little Bro?” Shooting Towards the Sky#vs Peerless “Dont call me 'Bro' when your dick's in my mouth?!?” Cucumber. FIGHT!!!#they're the worst (deeply affectionate)#svsss#scum villains self saving system#cumplane#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#peerless cucumber#tomb talking
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Wei Wuxian should be able to get drunk for once. I think he'd either be singing bawdy drinking songs on the roof of the Jingshi or he'd be getting irrevocably lost no matter where he is. He's found in the bushes behind the mountains like a cryptid, and then he's like "I can't believe you all got lost" (extremely slurred) as if he didn't get embarrassed by something Lan Wangji had said and just somehow disappeared when everyone looked back at him
oh ABSOLUTELY im walking with u and nodding and agreeing, i can see him becoming an absolute menace to keep track of at his drunkest.
anyway heres wonderwall The Gang (Wangxian & their fave group of ducklings) in a city known for its STRONG wine and wuxian being like well. ur all grown now, youre technically not juniors anymore. we have to see whos lasting the longest against this stuff!, smash cut to a suspiciously wei ying-less group of the worlds drunkest cultivators being wrangled through the woods by designated driver hanguang-jun, with at least 2 of them clinging to his robes at all times.
#i ALSOOOO LOVE the hc that wuxians just. very affectionate when drunk. bc he lowkey is that way in canon#we dont really know if the alcohols affecting him a lot when him n wangji r drinking but he sure is affectionate#but i think thats Stage One of drunk wuxian. like b99 with the 1-drink-amy system#he goes Unaffected -> lovey dovey -> musical -> fucking off into the woods#also THE IMAGES ARE LOADING IN WE DID IT GANG!#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#wei wuxian#lan wangji#sketch#doodle#jin ling#lan sizhui#lan jingyi#ouyang zizhen#sizhui came back to life somewhere between the Petname Drop and the ensuing panic he felt the Anxious Dad vibes radiating off wangji#wangji Attempts to question wwx as to why the fuck he RAN AWAY???? when he sobers up and all wwx has to offer to the conversation is#'well to be fair im a fragile man'#as if that explains anything#except post-canon wangxian understand eachother far too well so it does in fact explain everything#wwx when lwj is nice to him: ???husband is unyielding???husband is cruel??? husband wants me dead??? husband wants me to have heart attack?#JAIL for husband! JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS! but first! self imposed exile!#i was gonna make this longer so it made more sense and was actually good but its 00:38 so u see why i dont wanna? anyway#wwx drunk out of his mind on the roof of the jingshi with wen ning: BIG DIRTY STINKIN BASS! DIRTY STINKIN BASS! DIRTY DIRTY STINKIN BASS#lwj who just got back from a solo nighthunt internally: i wasnt aware he COULD get drunk? am i impressed? i think im impressed?#also the stick in his waistband. very much not chenqing. he dropped chenqing at some point and just pciked up a random stick and was like#yuh thatll do#and fun fact it will not in fact do
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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie
#fantasy high#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#figueroth faeth#the bad kids#half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol#I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way#no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me#riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it#he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts#and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that#kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount#of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also#gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on#the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support#fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling#very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive#and so is adapting random parts to her system#fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that#adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o#and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad#she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers#I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties#is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand
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Transmigrator Baby binghe and Broke single dad author
#svsss#airplane bro#airplane shooting towards the sky#scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#shang qinghua#luo binghe#i have more i want to draw about them so im going to tage this au this ->#Surprise! Your protagonist baby au#i dont know how but Imagine baby Binghe jusy plopped into the modern world#and Shang Qinghua immediately knowing oh my god thats Luo Binghe LUO BINGHE THE PROTAGONIST FROM MY STORY? AS A BABY? WAIT I MADE HIM#i MADE HIM AS A STORY WHYNISNHE REAL I CANT BE A REAL FATHER HELP#i just think modern airplane trying to take care of a baby demon would be so...so funny#he's going to try his BEST#nibbelraz#my art
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No because like I can't remember how much is canon and how much is canon so if like it's blatantly said than oops but.... Shen yuan is one of four siblings. And he's from modern china. And is like a full grown adult.
Aka the one child policy exists and maybe I'm hung up on minor details but I read that one director (because the fine is calculated on income) was like over a million for three kids. And like I swear it's said or implied he comes from a well off family so like how rich do you have to be to like shrug off that kinda fine?????
#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#shen yuan#svsss#scumbag system#my knowledge of the Chinese one child policy is limited so like ah#but like i read it was increased to two kids in 2016 but like even if his younger sister fell after like thats still double the kids#how much can the reasonably circumvent with money because like if you have extra kids the dont give you something you need to like access#the healthcare or something which yk shen yuan needs cause hes a sickly Victorian child level guy#but if you have so much money you can pay around that do you even care?#is the one child policy just non existent in this?
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.please please please please please pl.
#dragon age#emmrich volkarin#dragon age veilguard#dav#dav rook#rook#dav emmrich#emmrich volkahrin#da4#dragon age 4#sketch#.please let me kiss him as an old man.#.please make him not ripped 6 pack style when i inevitably fade to black candle light him.#.i need this out of my system and everybody who knows me knows this is bound to be a thing.#.second option is lucanis though so thats my three man party sorted.#.guess that means i have to pkay warrior to balance it out hmmmmm.#.he says -did your mother not teach you it is rude to touch another man’s staff- if ur wondering.#.edit -I think they’re going to lock romances into race and gender again and what are the odds of two banging gay necromancers :(.
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So.... why'd Peri get assigned Dev as his first godchild?
Jorgen’s usually not the one in charge of assigning godchildren. There’s an entire department that weighs and classifies potentail Godkids to the right Fairy. Although it’s on strike at the moment.
So Jorgen has to do it by hand, until the union negotiations are resolved. Turns out trying to use paperclips is very hard. Itty bitty paperclips. Big muscular biceps. Not a good combo.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
Peri's Assignment: [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#fop jorgen vonstrangle#fop jorgen#jorgen vonstrangle#asks#itty bitties fop au#you'd think they'd have automated everything what with technology advancing to how it is today#but nah.#institutions are very slow to update or switch onto new tech or new efficient system. so everything's still on paper at the moment#(<- upset that most of the court systems in the u.s still rely on paper trails and refuses to digitize important documents)#anyways the department's in negotiations which means jorgen has to pick up the work to ensure no other fairy crosses the picket line#which means handling itty bitty paper clips for itty bitty papers#the amount of paper clips that have lost their lives because he accidentally snapped or bent them.... o7#ALSO.#I THINK IMMA MAKE A NEW POST FOR THIS BUT#I THINK IM GOING TO ADD A NEW LINE OF LINKS FOR THE PLOT-RELATED POSTS#THAT WAY YOU CAN JUMP BACK TO THE IMMEDIATE PREVIOUS PLOT LINK#WITHOUT NEEDING TO JUMP THROUGH A THOUSAND OTHER UPDATES THATS BEEN PUT BETWEEN THEM#when i go back to the chimmy moving plot and the timhazdev argument plot i'll also do the same thing
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ok last ones I swear
rip edgar kinda u wouldve loved dr robotnik ring racers in particular probably srb2kart more actually
#electric dreams#edgar electric dreams#premaposting#getting back onto utysd schedule first i gotta release him from my system#then imma configure rumble w a blip for the thirtyth time#i swear theres a wrong instrument but idk what#i dint think the target of this knows anything im typing here lol completely different people#i am heavily biased towards drringracers bc everyone needs to play it please. please. please.#its a hard learning curve but once u get it u feel so pro and its so much fun.#i think this is the third time ive made a sketch page w a lot of text.#NO ITS THE FOURTH IVE ONLY DONE THIS WITH THAT ONE EB AU HAHAHA#i think around this time too? uh. welcome back weirdish media fixation.#im so playing earthbound this summer.#OOOOOO MAYBE COGDIS OR OFF. aaaaaaaaaaaa#im sorry if these tags are barely related to the subject matter i kinda already ranted out everything i wouldve said in another post oopsie#so i dont rly got much to say here....#other than im glad i watched this movie but like. bro. im shooken.#fr changed the projectory of my life forever.#oh yeah i also like drawing angry dogs. i think he likes dogs. other than music thats like one of his first imitations of sound.#just dog.#ON PURPOSE. ON PURPOSE.#evil i swear evil (silly)
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#scum villian self saving system#svsss#fanart#i did not mean to post this on mother's day#but whatever happy mothers day shizun#im kinda scared for the second pic tbh#if you see cultural inaccuracies blame airplane#it kinda looks like bingpup killed a man but did he?#thats up to you#my art#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#luo bingmei#bingpup#bingqiu
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I think I saw you but I know I'm not supposed to
#dmc#devil may cry#netflix dmc#netflix devil may cry#dmc netflix anime#dmcdv#dmc dv#dv#danver#dante/vergill#dante x vergil#spardacest#HAIIIII#again pls dont leave if you hated the anime lol this is the one other art i said i needed to get out of my system#i'll probably only come back to it if s2 is actually good#ANYWAY#yes those are lyrics from ghost by jacob tillberg#yes i discovered the song from s*lly face fanart ages ago and it's been stuck in my brain since#i just thought it might really apply to nfdv#like they didnt interact at all in this season#more like ships passing eachother at night#but what if they DID pass eachother and not know?#it would be in vergil's interest to pretend like nothing happened#and dante doesn't even know he's alive so if anything it'd just be a startling 'seeing a stranger who reminds you of X' moment#i do like that their story is a tragedy no matter the version#anyway thats about that#enjoy or dont its back to og gameverse dmc after this one lol#my art
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The most believable reason for why shizun can't so much as make rice is not just being a rich baby boy who never needed to cook but because that's a wood stove, there is no timer, and how many logs is a deep subject that he boils down to Yes?
The fish sauce is not in a plastic bottle, the spices are not labeled, there is no metal tin full of tea leaves. The recipes do not have measurements that make, and wtf is a cup of rice in this world? Is he really supposed to just eyeball it??!! TV dramas just skip to the chopping vegetables and eating food bit there are too many logistics here. I give up!
Anyway what I'm saying is that Luo Binghe should be confused by rice cookers. Man should deeply question what the point of rice cookers, insta pots, and all this modern shit is. Like are you telling me in the future people can't make rice without a machine? You can't just watch a pot? What even is sous vide? It sounds like bullshit. Why own this crap? Wtf is going on with cheese and are white people ok? Why is European wine like that? I'm all for preground anise but this is nonsense. Like a knob to control heat is cool but how do you get smoke???? There's no flame on this bullshit electric stove. I'm being bullied
#svsss#svsss shitpost#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#scum villain self saving system#lbh looking at boba tea and being 'this shit aint tea'#meanwhile sqq doesnt know what to even think about these knives#man doesnt know how to use a wok and frankly hes not sure what to think or a pan without non stick#sqq tries to show of his tools and goes thats a garlic press!! so you can easily press and chop garlic#and binghe just tries not to have a seizure because bitch its garlic. you press a knife on it and it pops out what do you meannnnn#and then he realizes sqq doesnt even know how to use this worthless tool and screams because shizun why are you like this
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