#Thats a system. He is a system.
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bunnieswithknives · 9 months ago
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Mephone takes the Operational out of Operational System.
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nibbelraz · 4 months ago
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AND THE WINNER FOR THE POLL WHO IN SVSSS SHOULD GET A GUN IS...
SHANG QINGHUA!!!
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Runner-up is someone we all think deserves to change her fate...
SU XIYAN!!!
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thesadisticsiren · 7 months ago
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Shen Yuan is transmigration sillyputty. Observe.
AU where he transmigrates into a rogue cultivator? Love those. Demonic cultivator for some spice, secret cultivator, beast expert cultivator, and more!
Transmigrate into a no name desciple? It's good to expand on dynamics. Same age as the protagonist? His shidi? His shixong? Or is he among the Qing generation of disciples! Lots of options.
Into a pidw harem member? Why not? There's at least 300 of them, go nuts, make one up for kicks or pick a canonical name to play with! Canon's your oyster.
Into other existing characters? Of course, that just makes sense. Other peak lords, other cultivators, his students, whatever suits your fancy.
Into a random new npc somewhere in the world doing average stuff? We love the creativity. A young master, a scholar, sometimes a farmer.
Into a sword! Love it!! Xiu Ya, Xin Mo, or maybe he's a different artifact entirely!
Into a demon? Definitely, there's several. Noble demons, no name wife material demons, new never before seen kinds of demons.
Into a CAT!? WE GOT YOU. other animals too, but catzun is classic. Dragons are also up there.
Into a worm?!? We love him even as a worm.
Into a SYSTEM? IVE SEEN AT LEAST 2 OF THESE.
He's sillyputty. We throw him at transmigration concepts to see how he sticks.
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storytellering · 3 months ago
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I dunno guys, I think he did nothing wrong ever
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michelle-jwhssp2719 · 6 months ago
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Maybe should've tried harder for that scholarship
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nikonuee · 25 days ago
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Airplane and Cucumber should've made out at least ONCE
One sloppy, angry, half-drunk, make-out could fix them (make them so so much worse-)
One moment they're snarking at each other over plot points and "Well I don't see you writing anything, huh? I know how many of those shitty chapters you bought, you masochist!" Their wine is sloshing over the edges of their cups as they animatedly gesture to emphasise their point; The next, The two transmigration are pulling at the other's hair and exchanging wet, open-mouthed kisses. Complaining all through as they paw at the "Stupid Xianxia clothing" "You think it's cool-" and attempt to slip a hand beneath all the layers.
Cucumber ends up seated in Airplane's lap, head tilted back to allow more of that--surprisingly clever when it's not running off--mouth access to his collarbones, teeth running across the thin skin and sending shivers running down his back to pool at the base of his spine.
"I hate you so, so much"
"Yeah, yeah, can you hate me after you get your pants off?"
Cucumber's hissing insults between gasps as Airplane mouths his way up his thigh and Damn, 'Maybe those fingers aren't just for writing shitty porn after all? Oh, Oh-'
Cucumber absolutely doesn't have the face to see Airplane or God Forbid talk about it afterwards so he sneaks out of the Pleasure (heh) House in the early hours of the morning and takes the next available mission far far away from the sect.
He comes back to a smug Airplane who promptly gets his ass 'thwapped!' Because he couldn't resist the "Is it because we didn't say 'No Homo'?"
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boarloved-art · 6 months ago
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Wei Wuxian should be able to get drunk for once. I think he'd either be singing bawdy drinking songs on the roof of the Jingshi or he'd be getting irrevocably lost no matter where he is. He's found in the bushes behind the mountains like a cryptid, and then he's like "I can't believe you all got lost" (extremely slurred) as if he didn't get embarrassed by something Lan Wangji had said and just somehow disappeared when everyone looked back at him
oh ABSOLUTELY im walking with u and nodding and agreeing, i can see him becoming an absolute menace to keep track of at his drunkest.
anyway heres wonderwall The Gang (Wangxian & their fave group of ducklings) in a city known for its STRONG wine and wuxian being like well. ur all grown now, youre technically not juniors anymore. we have to see whos lasting the longest against this stuff!, smash cut to a suspiciously wei ying-less group of the worlds drunkest cultivators being wrangled through the woods by designated driver hanguang-jun, with at least 2 of them clinging to his robes at all times.
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#i ALSOOOO LOVE the hc that wuxians just. very affectionate when drunk. bc he lowkey is that way in canon#we dont really know if the alcohols affecting him a lot when him n wangji r drinking but he sure is affectionate#but i think thats Stage One of drunk wuxian. like b99 with the 1-drink-amy system#he goes Unaffected -> lovey dovey -> musical -> fucking off into the woods#also THE IMAGES ARE LOADING IN WE DID IT GANG!#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#wei wuxian#lan wangji#sketch#doodle#jin ling#lan sizhui#lan jingyi#ouyang zizhen#sizhui came back to life somewhere between the Petname Drop and the ensuing panic he felt the Anxious Dad vibes radiating off wangji#wangji Attempts to question wwx as to why the fuck he RAN AWAY???? when he sobers up and all wwx has to offer to the conversation is#'well to be fair im a fragile man'#as if that explains anything#except post-canon wangxian understand eachother far too well so it does in fact explain everything#wwx when lwj is nice to him: ???husband is unyielding???husband is cruel??? husband wants me dead??? husband wants me to have heart attack?#JAIL for husband! JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS! but first! self imposed exile!#i was gonna make this longer so it made more sense and was actually good but its 00:38 so u see why i dont wanna? anyway#wwx drunk out of his mind on the roof of the jingshi with wen ning: BIG DIRTY STINKIN BASS! DIRTY STINKIN BASS! DIRTY DIRTY STINKIN BASS#lwj who just got back from a solo nighthunt internally: i wasnt aware he COULD get drunk? am i impressed? i think im impressed?#also the stick in his waistband. very much not chenqing. he dropped chenqing at some point and just pciked up a random stick and was like#yuh thatll do#and fun fact it will not in fact do
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bacchuschucklefuck · 10 months ago
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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie
#fantasy high#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#figueroth faeth#the bad kids#half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol#I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way#no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me#riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it#he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts#and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that#kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount#of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also#gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on#the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support#fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling#very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive#and so is adapting random parts to her system#fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that#adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o#and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad#she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers#I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties#is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand
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nibbelraz · 10 months ago
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Transmigrator Baby binghe and Broke single dad author
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god-of-goldenfish · 2 months ago
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No because like I can't remember how much is canon and how much is canon so if like it's blatantly said than oops but.... Shen yuan is one of four siblings. And he's from modern china. And is like a full grown adult.
Aka the one child policy exists and maybe I'm hung up on minor details but I read that one director (because the fine is calculated on income) was like over a million for three kids. And like I swear it's said or implied he comes from a well off family so like how rich do you have to be to like shrug off that kinda fine?????
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kiivg · 1 year ago
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.please please please please please pl.
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cubbihue · 10 months ago
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So.... why'd Peri get assigned Dev as his first godchild?
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Jorgen’s usually not the one in charge of assigning godchildren. There’s an entire department that weighs and classifies potentail Godkids to the right Fairy. Although it’s on strike at the moment.
So Jorgen has to do it by hand, until the union negotiations are resolved. Turns out trying to use paperclips is very hard. Itty bitty paperclips. Big muscular biceps. Not a good combo.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
Peri's Assignment: [Previous] > [Next]
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premamelody · 1 month ago
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ok last ones I swear
rip edgar kinda u wouldve loved dr robotnik ring racers in particular probably srb2kart more actually
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coasternaut · 2 months ago
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storytellering · 3 months ago
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I think I saw you but I know I'm not supposed to
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gurggggleburgle · 3 months ago
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The most believable reason for why shizun can't so much as make rice is not just being a rich baby boy who never needed to cook but because that's a wood stove, there is no timer, and how many logs is a deep subject that he boils down to Yes?
The fish sauce is not in a plastic bottle, the spices are not labeled, there is no metal tin full of tea leaves. The recipes do not have measurements that make, and wtf is a cup of rice in this world? Is he really supposed to just eyeball it??!! TV dramas just skip to the chopping vegetables and eating food bit there are too many logistics here. I give up!
Anyway what I'm saying is that Luo Binghe should be confused by rice cookers. Man should deeply question what the point of rice cookers, insta pots, and all this modern shit is. Like are you telling me in the future people can't make rice without a machine? You can't just watch a pot? What even is sous vide? It sounds like bullshit. Why own this crap? Wtf is going on with cheese and are white people ok? Why is European wine like that? I'm all for preground anise but this is nonsense. Like a knob to control heat is cool but how do you get smoke???? There's no flame on this bullshit electric stove. I'm being bullied
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