#man doesnt know how to use a wok and frankly hes not sure what to think or a pan without non stick
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The most believable reason for why shizun can't so much as make rice is not just being a rich baby boy who never needed to cook but because that's a wood stove, there is no timer, and how many logs is a deep subject that he boils down to Yes?
The fish sauce is not in a plastic bottle, the spices are not labeled, there is no metal tin full of tea leaves. The recipes do not have measurements that make, and wtf is a cup of rice in this world? Is he really supposed to just eyeball it??!! TV dramas just skip to the chopping vegetables and eating food bit there are too many logistics here. I give up!
Anyway what I'm saying is that Luo Binghe should be confused by rice cookers. Man should deeply question what the point of rice cookers, insta pots, and all this modern shit is. Like are you telling me in the future people can't make rice without a machine? You can't just watch a pot? What even is sous vide? It sounds like bullshit. Why own this crap? Wtf is going on with cheese and are white people ok? Why is European wine like that? I'm all for preground anise but this is nonsense. Like a knob to control heat is cool but how do you get smoke???? There's no flame on this bullshit electric stove. I'm being bullied
#svsss#svsss shitpost#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#scum villain self saving system#lbh looking at boba tea and being 'this shit aint tea'#meanwhile sqq doesnt know what to even think about these knives#man doesnt know how to use a wok and frankly hes not sure what to think or a pan without non stick#sqq tries to show of his tools and goes thats a garlic press!! so you can easily press and chop garlic#and binghe just tries not to have a seizure because bitch its garlic. you press a knife on it and it pops out what do you meannnnn#and then he realizes sqq doesnt even know how to use this worthless tool and screams because shizun why are you like this
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