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roadkill-punk · 8 months ago

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Just some doodlingg

I think this is the first traditional art I've posted on here

#art #hollow knight #fanart #my art #traditional art #hollow knight art #hollowknight #the hollow knight #hk hornet #hollow knight hornet #Doodles #hk thk #Don't mind how creature Hornet looks #I blame whoever thought it was a good idea to put spider and wyrm genes together #That woman is a fucking beast #born of ashes au #Hornet #Hollow

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heeahheeya · 5 months ago

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Grace is grabbing Tommy's jaw before kiss😍💋

#peaky blinders #grace shelby #grace burgess #tommy shelby #thomas shelby #tommy x grace #annabelle wallis #cillian murphy #tommy grace #the one and only woman of thomas shelby #the only one who tame tommy fucking shelby #the beauty and the beast

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j0celynh0rr0r · 3 months ago

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Woman of the woods.

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aq2003 · 23 days ago

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please do yourself a favor and listen to david tennant malvolio reading the fake love letter to him (act 2 scene 5 of twelfth night). im going to actually start sobbing. oh my GOD

#twelfth night #shakespeare #malvolio #david tennant #my edits #ws #DYING AND SCREAMING. SHAKING AND SOBBING #HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO BALANCE HOW FUCKING FUNNY THIS SCENE IS BUT ALSO PLAY IT IN SUCH A WAY #WHERE MY HEART BREAKS SO BADLY FOR HIM AND I AM ALSO SUFFERING THE WORST SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT OF MY LIFE #DAVID TENNANT MALVOLIO MY WET BEAST OF ALL TIME MYYYYYYYY PATHETIC LOSER EVERRRRRRRRRRR #I CANT TAKE THE HANDS OFF MY FACE I AM SO EMBARRASSED I FEEL SO FUCKING BAD FOR HIM PLEASE SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR MAN #THE WAY HE TRIPS AND FALLS OVER THE BOXTREE AT THE START AND ITS SOMEHOW DOWNHILL FROM THERE #th production of twelfth night i just watched (mark rylance's version) has malvolio played in such a way #where he's sort of like this doddering old fool that gets easily duped by the prank #here it's like. david really plays into how malvolio thinks he's ALL that he thinks he's soooooo so smart #and that's why he's even falling for it at all #and like this def has more basis in the text cuz maria is like Oh this loser thinks so highly of himself and thinks everyone likes him #this is going to be how my plan works #which is so so mean btw i think this woman has something wrong with her too

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spaciebabie · 10 months ago

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oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human

#spacie spoinks #this doesnt apply 2 monsters that are already humanoid #also its just a personal thing but muscles on male characters largely turn me off #hjdfkjsdf LIKE WHY IS STILL THE ONLY 'SEXY' MALE FORM IN FANDOM MUSCULAR AND/OR SKINNY #IM SOOO TIRED #yall be giving muscles 2 muh fuckers who DO NOT NEED THEM SHITS #IF YOU NEED 2 HUMANIZE A MONSTER IN ORDER 2 FUCK IT..............YOU AINT A MONSTERFUCKER DAWG................#''wow this character is really sexy 2 me b/c of how human it looks now!!''#you'll see the original design be some hulking beast who's shape isnt humanoid in the slightest and then some guy #will come along and be like ''hahaha yeah i wanna fuck this thing'' and then take the characters head and put it on a muscular human body #what is the point dawg.#this can also apply 2 robots #i dont caaareee if you have a humanoid design for 'x' robot/monster character #the problem is when you just. take a stereotypically attractive human body slap the character's head on here and then go crazy over that #and like the original character design does nothing for you.#dude. you dont want 2 fuck these characters you want 2 fuck a human wearing an object/animal head 😭#true monster/robotfuckers want that thang in its canon form. you cant ride w/us if you're like that dawg #dont mind me this is just a pet peeve i have #its even worse when its female characters oh my godddd #these muh fuckers dont want 2 fuck monsters they wanna fuck a human woman cosplaying as one #good LORD

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antiyourwokehomophobia2 · 13 days ago

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Why is everything in my life pointing to me needing an unethical romance with an older woman

#This is a joke #I'm too rational to do that #But like #My loneliness has led me to have 'feelings' for inappropriate women #Feelings in heavy quotes because I fully acknowledge I'm just lonely and wouldn't want to do anything with these women #Between my therapist #And my boss #And the 60 year old woman I met who has a grandkid #I'm giving a lot of thought to unethical romances 💀💀💀#Again this is a complete joke #Even if it wasn't none of these women are viable #Two are straight married and the third would be incredibly catastrophic for us both #I like women by own age but loneliness is a fucking beast

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hiwelcometothemonstersancturary · 7 months ago

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Guess who just rewatched Beauty and the Beast (1991)

#i got way too used to some studio ghibli movies so now watching anything 2d made by disney is...#a trip.#one day i wish i could animate as good as ghibli animators animate #anyways i fucking love beast's transformation even if the end result was a downgrade #he would be a cute butch woman tho #☀️

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superkitten-poison · 1 month ago

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vox and velvette would both have to get over about a million gender related hang ups each but if they managed past that i think they could have a lot of fun with a strap-on. i really do.

#for the 30+ years hes been with valentino i think 2024 vox would have made Some peace with bottoming #but ofc getting fucked by a Woman would be another beast to slay #and vettes fujoshi ass Def enjoys seeing men moaning and whimpering etc #but to wear a fake dick and not feel weird and manly would be hard #but again i think shed really enjoy being on the other side of penetration tho. power play mean bitch etc etc #hazbin hotel #staticdoll #suggestive

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asteraceae-blue · 5 months ago

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Ummmmm kudos to the ENTIRE production team for the MOST REALISTIC PORTRAYAL of labor I have ever seen on TV. The PTSD was real on that one (two women writers on this episode which does not shock me in the slightest, I know they put their whole bodies into that one).

#the bear #S3E8 #Ice Chips #perfection #zero notes #also Jamie Lee Curtis is a BEAST #a FUCKING BEAST #god just give that woman her Emmy and her Golden Globe for the role already #as someone with a complicated relationship with mom that was something else to watch

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hampterguts · 6 months ago

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forever amazed and confused at how often transformers franchise just straight up depicts suicide attempts. like not even considering the superhero trope of "i have to save everyone!!! by choosing to die!!!!!" thing. like. non-allow-yourself-to-die-to-stop-a-thing-from-killing-everyone-immediately type situations. which tbh i wish more ppl talked about but not the point here

like. sure mtmte, a comic abt mentall illness and war, i expected it to be aware of the concept. but its not handled well and mostly used for shock value or "im better now i swear! i have a husband and everything" BUT ITS IN THE KIDS SHOWS TOO??? MY BESTIE G1 RODIMUS?? BEAST WARS DINOBOT???

#my pupils dilating so wide when that one beast wars episode opened on dinobot reciting shakespeare and then pointing a sword at his chest #also im mean i think only beast wars was successful at trying to be like 'but you Have to Live.'#i love them both dearly but g1 does not love me and mtmte does not love me. do u understand #mtmte being like 'you just have to meet someone to live for!!!' -> doesnt work even in canon ->#-> 'nono im still right you just have to meet someone to live for!!!'#but im fond of g1 just showing a guy whos told to die go 'yknow what yeah ok'. and then gets revived but god thats so fucking funny #psychological drama where rodimus doesnt get found on time and now the autobots have lost two leaders and my girl haunts the narrative #suicide tw #suicide ment #dummy posts #srry im still thinking abt mtmte. cd being like. i dont want to kill myself bc of my spouse. my spouse is dead but #i dont want to kill myself. ok my spouse is back time to kill myself so he can be happy with someone else.#ok no killing myself my spouse said no.#everyday tho im upset abt my babygirl red alert. mental illness woman used for jokes shock value rodimus angst then tossed tf out only to #come back 'better' but then BAM 'evil influence mind control by evil villain'. but shes polygamous now i guess thats going for her #sorry um. red alert isnt canonically a woman im just weird abt her. shes a mentally ill butch woman to me i need to hang out with #her so bad we could spiral together

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cestacruz · 5 months ago

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Drawing the messiest sketches is actually so good for my brain

#my art #fate grand order #minamoto no tametomo #baobhan sith #barghest #i am in fact adding tametomo to lb6 thats what the first image is about #adding to or replacing tristan tbh #im sorry to tristan fans btw but tametomo would 100% survive against barghest #i love tristan btw but tametomo's literally stronger #i imagine he's summoned human (because of the lack of technology and the way it just stopped working while in lb6 #so i decided to make him human because 1. i like to draw people and 2. i didnt want to find an explanation as to why he functioned HOWEVER #i do have one as to why he Would function even tho any other technology doesnt. kind of.#anyway #unimportant #he WILL be trying to snipe morgan from the other side of britain because just as ushiwaka has an obsession with decapitation #tametomo has an obsession with sniping individuals #he will also try and probably hit Melusine at least Once in the middle of the air. fucking shoots her down like a fcking. soemthing #he Will be dying because thats what characters who are in lb6 do #i just dont know when #i havent actually thought a lot about this apart from how much sniping they will make him do #PLUS LIKE #he requires a lot of mana to spam his NP but like isnt faerie britain FULL of mana? tametomo would be a BEAST #so i need to find limitations #also need to find moments on when he would be interacting with baobhan and be ga- wait he's a man and baobhan a woman that aint gay....#so anyway they're gay--#straight yuri ive said #im a lesbian LEAVE ME ALONE!!!#i can DO THIS im ALLOWED im GAY #i LOVE WOMEN!!!!#i think i need to mix the humanness with the robotness. either always or eventually or something up

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revvethasmythh · 3 months ago

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me, showing my mom pictures of Assan: he’s so CUTE, he’s a little BABY

my mother, squinting: what IS that thing

my mother: that’s a baby? that’s not a baby. it’s huge

me:

me, miffed, channeling the spirit of HoF: you don’t understand griffons the way I do

#it was actually very funny she did not give a FUCK #I wanted to share cute animals pics. she was like what is that bizarre feathered creature #number 1 woman who does not know her fantasy beasts

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july-19th-club · 1 month ago

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How To Eat: by Abi

go to bowl (first time youve even looked at your food since approx. 10am)

get substantial mouthful of very large crunchy kibblies

start to chew, while bringing it across the room to houseguest, so you can show hir what you're eating (he's also eating)

this doesnt HAVE to be a hint that you want some of whats on hir plate. but it CAN be. if it's eggs you might have a shot. if it's spaghetti. forget it jack

finish mouthful, staring entire time. if he's not looking (perhaps bc he's typing a post, maybe this post) you can put a hand or two on hir leg. then your hot little chin. then maybe do a little whine

repeat until end of mealtime. then do it again during tv

#dogsitting again and my girl has spent all day being brushed and lint rolled and roughhoused with on the floor and sat on my feet #for HOURS (her very favorite activity) and she got to go in the yard and smell stuff (did NOT get to go by road. rude ass of me i know)#and she still. looks at me with her weird orange beast eyes and says. look how fucking sad i am and how hard it is . in this life #ok middle aged woman who loves to sleep on feet. whatever you say girlfriend

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tisajest · 5 months ago

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Starfire’s name is Koriand’r?!?!

Does she have a sibling named Silant’ro?!

#listen the only dc property ive watched in my life was teen titans when i was sub-ten well over a decade ago #hell around 2 decades actually fuck im old #i watched that show for beast boy and raven and that’s it for the most part #(i vaguely remember liking the show and other characters but i was obsessed with beast boy and raven)#i only just learned earlier this year that there are more than 1 robin and that the first one is named dick grayson lol #oh wait i also watched the first wonder woman movie when it came out #but that’s it #dc universe #starfire #koriand'r

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gurokatt · 4 months ago

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im looking for games on steam, and it's like