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Javy Machado is husband shaped.
#That man must have a wife#yes I am willing to fulfill that role if nesscary#please Javy pick me#coyote my beloved#javy machado
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Mfw they hated me cus im the youngest
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This is one of my first times ever attempting to use watercolors, theyre so hard! T_T but come out rllyy nice…..
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Whatever, go my slug scarab
#my beautiful wife#whos a fully grown man#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#art#ted ihnmaims#ihnmaims ted#artists on tumblr#harlan ellison
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I would like to remind people that Chilchuck hasn't seen his wife in 4 years.
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So he maybe wasn't there to see his daughters become adults, but he was there for the majority of their childhood.
When he left, Mayjack and Flertom were 12, and Puckpatty was 10. They reach adulthood at 14, so maybe yes, he was absent when they were still kids, but that doesn't mean he didn't maintained contact with them afterwards as far as I know. The thing he uses around his neck was a gift from Flertom, and he was using it when he met Laios's party.
#you can tell i love chilchuck#but yea#she left him for his daughters puberty#i know they're in good terms now. he and his daughters i mean#so its unlikely to me that he never contacted his daughters after wife left#its just me defending this old man's ass because he was there 70-80% of their childhood and left when they were no longer childs#they were all adolescents (10 and 12 in half-foot years must be like 14 and 16 i guess??? wich.. yea they joung but no childs literally)#it could have been better if he didnt leave but he's got 0 knowledge of why did wife left with the kids#and he assumes she doesnt wsnts him near the kids because they left with her#oooh#i love this old man#you can hate on him all you want but dont say he wasnt there for their childhood because he was. he had work yes but he was#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#dunmeshi#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#fish rambles#my shit#maybe you were talking sarcasm or idk but i felt like doing a post to this tags so im sorry lol#dungeon meshi spoilers
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this hoyofair was 3 months ago but i'm still here
#kaveh#progenitor kaveh#hoyofair#genshin kaveh#genshin impact#genshin fanart#my art#yes i drew him again. i missed heem#this one feels noticeably higher effort but less lively than the last one :/ less interesting composition#uwaaa#it seems i have much progress to make...!#many more kavehs to draw <3#i simply must get better. for my wife#who is a fictional gay man#kaveh genshin
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I designed finch's dad!!!!
#riptide oc#jrwi riptide oc#jrwi riptide#jrwi#just roll with it#digital art#aster really said haha don't kill yourself here's your wife <3#also i made him a bard#and he has a kick ass harp that definitely wasn't just a scythe but i changed my mind... haha what#finch is really out there having the coolest two dads in the world and a mother who's cursed in a cool harp#the second dad is skip#the guy who found her after y'know#the horrors happened#you can read all finch lore in that one big post i made for her#you can find it if u search thru this tag ->#skye's ocs#also i know air genasi don't look like that but i don't careee#wind man must be birb
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Giggling about Aph's mini-love interest children until i thought about what if they realized it in-universe
Levin having fuzzy memories of pulling at his mom's flower crown, given to her by a man who looked a bit like him. It wasn't his dad, but it must have been someone who made his mom happy. Maybe he's still out there keeping Mom safe. Maybe he'll be the one to make sure she comes home... no matter the cost.
Malachi getting some street smarts lessons from Laurance. Being an adopted kid of a lord, feeling like an outsider and just trying your best to hold your sibling's hand and keep them safe? Yeah, Laurance gets it. It's just a couple tips on avoiding bad circles and keeping your wits about you, but Malachi flashes back to them constantly while trying to help Levin.
Lilith Garnet carrying on the souls of two Lord's lost beloveds through her very name. Two people who have had far more tears shed for them than she'll ever be able to repay. I don't even have more to say here, I'm just sad :(
#levin hoping the man protects his mom as gar TRAPS HIMSELF IN THE IRENS DIMENSION TO SAVE HER GACJDKDJFF#no but lilith must have had the NASTIEST identity crisis phase#'where did my name come from mom :D' 'my dead husband's dead wife and my alive husband who i thought was kinda dead' '😦'#aphmau#aphblr#minecraft diaries#aphverse#aphmau mcd#laurance zvahl#garroth ro'meave#mcd#mcd aphmau#mcd levin#aphmau levin#aphmau malachi#mcd malachi#is it lilith or lillith lmao. ig ill tag both#mcd lillith garnet#mcd lilith garnet#lillith garnet
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The more I look at it the more I feel like Haseol couldn't take more of Jeongwoo's pining and made an excuse to get him to Sangcheol
백공죽 Extended Version
SCJW Pre-dating era 🤨
#백설공주에게 죽음을#black out#Coz when SC asks him what are you doing here he bows his head boy has no excuse so HS to the rescue#and judging from SC reaction there was no drinking promise#Yes SCah he prepared a lot he dressed up styled his hair did research to chose a restaurant;what do you think??#“Did you succeed” he asks while undressing him with his 👀eyes#Can't believe “The GJW” who paraded in his boxers around NSCs house is acting all shy about his appearance now#That's what love does to you🙄🙄#The 8th gif is insane ok JWya look at him to your hearts content you must have missed him#*Is the work manageable* what are you his wife🤨#It's kinda heartbreaking coz SC doesn't answer “He does not like the work” but he is putting up a front for you.#HS forever the 3rd wheel and middle man#when JW said “until the end” he meant “until THE end”#them calling each other are annoying b@st@rd and old man when they argue;classic
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I need a scene where Colin is spending time with the bros celebrating the announcement that Pen is pregnant again and Will or Ben makes a comment about letting Pen breathe before they have even more Bridgerton’s running around and Colin my wife Bridgerton just smirks and is like “have you seen my wife? Actually don’t answer that I do not wish for you to be looking at my wife.”
I just need Colin being annoying about his wife around everyone. 😂
Oh trust me, I have a feeling that we’ll get Colin “my wife” Bridgerton so much next season we’ll be rolling our eyes with the rest of the London good society in the show.
They’re about to become one of the most obnoxious in love couples. So much so that we won’t know what to do with ourselves (mostly because we already don’t know what to do with ourselves).
Personally, after watching Anthony level of unhinged happy married man and soon to be father, I have a headcanon (maybe it’s canon) that all Bridgerton men become slightly unhinged in a whole new way once their season is over and they’re settled down. Colin soft boy lover era is coming, we just had to get through Reputation and the All Too Well 10 min version before getting there.
#also yes no one who looks at Penelope in a suggestive manner is making it out alive#this boy will be THATS MY WIFE#THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD#GREATEST WOMAN TO HAVE EVER WALKED THIS EARTH#AND SHE LOVES ME#can’t imagine what it’s like to be you#envy must be a heavy feeling to carry#I’m not familiar with it though#wink wink follows pen out the room#and I’m just thinking at this point that I love him but he’s also a funny man#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#also don’t ask me about the Taylor Swift reference#I don’t know why I went there
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This part focuses on Quincey in particular instead of everyone, "Quincey raised his eyebrows slightly and looked at her intently", and I wonder if it connects with what he had said before: "And I promise you, too, that I shall make all certain, for if I am only doubtful I shall take it that the time has come!" Because Quincey is the one who always clocks on the situation at hand first, and patrols for threats (and if he spots one he shoots first asks questions later)
He does clock things very fast and takes action just as quickly. When he's facing the right way.
But in this scene, our favorite Texan isn't looking the right way or even reacting safely as much as he is quick about it. Even if his reaction was entirely innocent surprise, the fact that he made clear how ready he was to serve Mina's euthanasia request--seemingly with more readiness than even Dr. Jack Malpractice who must 'steel' himself to the idea--has absolutely stuck in Jonathan's mind.
Hence Jonathan death gripping the kukri as Quincey gets (to his eyes) the wrong kind of interested.
The whole story could have gone very nasty very fast if Mr. 'You've yeed your last haw' Morris had made a wrong move at that moment.
#I don't know about the rest of the room but if I had been sitting in there I know I would have been sweating a flood out of stress#I am mentally editing my view of the cast as-is and electing Arthur the default 'Guy who is actually clocking the Jonathan situation'#because for all that Quincey is observant and fast#he is not pinging all the red flags; not enough to keep his peripheral on Mr. Harker#and not fast enough to match speed with the guy who almost split Dracula open like a loaf of bread#Arthur 'Only Proven Reader of Characters Pulling a Performance' Holmwood doesn't even have a real 'act' to read here#Jonathan is radiating ready-to-murder-to-guard-my-wife vibes and seemingly NO ONE ELSE IS PICKING THEM UP#Art: 'Hey. Hey is anyone else seeing this? Anyone?'#Jack: 'Of course! I recorded every second of the dreamy manfulness uwu'#Quincey: 'Nothing wrong with a man keeping his weapon ready at all times c:'#Van Helsing: 'While we must be so cautious in our consideration of decapitating and impaling dear Mina to spare his poor ears I have full#--trust in our good and dutiful friend Jonathan :3'#Art: ...#Jonathan: 👁️👁️🔪#Mina; blinking in Morse code: ('Please keep things chill please please please')#Art: 'I will go throw some money at people about this I think. And take a sedative or three.'#anyway#quincey morris#jonathan harker#mina harker#dracula#re: dracula#dracula daily
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you must fix your heart— you must build an altar where it floods
#artists on tumblr#art#oc#digital art#procreate#my art#tian#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ZHU’S MAN!!!! I LOVE YOU ZHU’S MAN#GUY WHO INSTANTLY LOSES 2KG IF ZHU SKIPS BREAKFAST#GUY WHO TAKES DAMAGE ANY TIME SOMEONE CALLS HIM DADDY BUT IT’S OK BC HE HAS THREE HEALTH BARS AND THEY SPAN THE WIDTH OF THE SCREEN#GUY WHOSE STATS ARE SOOO BROKEN BUT ALL HE WANTS TO DO WITH THEM IS MAKE CHAIRS#GUY WHO DOESN’T EVEN LIKE HIS TATTOO EVEN THO LAYING THE STENCIL ALONE MUST HAVE TAKEN 40 YEARS#GUY WHO WON’T KILL YOU BC IT GOES AGAINST BUDDHIST PRINCIPLES BUT HE WILL!!! MAIM YOU#GUY WHO POSTS UP OUTSIDE ZHU’S OFFICE AND CHAINSMOKES UNTIL YOU RELEASE HIS MEAN GAY WIFE#GUY WHO JUST WANTS TO TAKE A NAP!!!!!!!!#^ high-quality deluxe sentences reserved for my tumblr only#hi#coughing wheezing painting this in the exact same place i painted last year’s bday draw:#on my bed at my parents’ house in 🦐 pose#sponsored by ricola bc my bronchitis like zhu’s man can be delayed but not defied#i finished at 3:53 this morning and then i agonized over it for an hour and 2 minutes and then posted to bsky#where he was immediately COMPRESSED#inconsolable#you can’t treat hot ppl like that#anyway last one for the year……. i fly home tomorrow and if i make it i will finally……. post my 2024 art summary#thank u for looking at my art this year!!!!! good stuff next year i think!!!!!#mwah luv u bye
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if anyone is a fan of dt's voice work/audio dramas like i am and wants to listen to something random they've likely never heard before (or if you're coming down from the tony-baddingham-rivals high and want to see (hear) him play an entirely different yet equally complicated guy) i recommend murder in samarkand! it's quite good :)
cw: explicit mentions of SA/police brutality, islamophobia, and suicidal ideation
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(official site: mp3 download/soundcloud link)
#(also he sings in it. not plot important but i know this will reel in a few people)#david tennant#craig murray .. complicated and fascinating man. would say fascinating character but he's very active on twitter RIGHT now#(quick skim of his wiki and he's a full time activist now. he's dedicated himself to anti zionism since like 2017 also)#he's very principled and deserving of a lot of respect on the political side but he's also very flawed in terms of his personal life#he probably had a terminal case of white savior activist but the drama lampshades this also#and i think he must have been self aware about it enough to portray himself in such a flawed and#uncomfortable light later on when he was writing his autobiography (which was later adapted into this audio drama).#i think the last note that it ends on is pretty poignant. he's labeled as a hero by some ppl when all he did was have like#very basic common sense morality. and i think the fact they include the uncomfortable details abt how he is around women#or how he treated his wife. were very intentional they were there to push that point of him not being a hero#david of course plays his womanizing in this way where ooooo i wanna feel bad for him abt it oooo i wanna believe#there's just so much love in his heart even though he keeps deeply fucking up in his relationships (big casanova energy)
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Colin Baker makes some excellent faces as an unnamed town hall clerk, assisting Frank Marker with his case in Public Eye: The Man Who Didn't Eat Sweets (5.9, Thames, 1971)
#fave spotting#colin baker#doctor who#classic doctor who#six#public eye#the man who didn’t eat sweets#1971#thames#classic tv#im sure someone will have grabbed images from the dvd and cleaned them up nicely and so there is almost certainly a better post#floating out there on tumblr; after all‚ Colin has a big enough fanbase that someone must have got there#but i see a fave i make a post and with the tools at hand (bad screenshots from the copies on youtube)#I've been Going Through It recently and so revisiting public eye on and off as a source of comfort (it is one of my very favourite things)#but haven't had the energy for posts about it or anything so no episode posts this time round#this has always been one I'm strangely fond of. i think it's Peter Sallis' wonderful performance as the lead guest#he's [SPOILER] a serial bigamist and deceiver of women and yet he's somehow so very.. sympathetic isn't the word. but he has an almost#resigned reasonableness to his acknowledgement that yes‚ he's a dick‚ but he's just such a wife guy that he couldn’t stop getting married#it actually makes Frank's own actions (he covers for Sallis for the sake of the wife who hired him) feel somehow even grubbier and immoral#idk i haven't the brains to type it out#but i always appreciate this ep in a weird way
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I JUST NOTICED JANE'S A CAR PLAYING AT THE END OF NPMD???
#i have no one irl to talk about this with#this is genuinely one of the funniest discoveries i have made#idk if anyone else has said or noticed this before#but i'm cackling this is hysterical#janes a car#hatchetfield#starkid npmd#nerdy prudes must die#this is so fucking funny#i'm imagining now that jane's a car is a real song that exists in hatchetfield now#like to everyone else some random one hit wonder just dropped this song and was never heard from again#little did they know it was a man driven (heh) to attempted homicide by the spirit of his dead wife that he just tried to fuck#while her spirit was trapped inside the car he crashed and she died in a year prior#nightmare time
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Here are the individual frames from that goofy gif I made lmao since I saw some of you wanting to see it better🫶
Noir was NOT HAVING IT.
The gif of Miguel chasing miles which this is referenced off of will forever live in my mind rent free.
#spiderman noir#my art#spider noir#spiderman#my wife#spider man noir comics#comics#spider man noir: eyes without a face#spider man: across the spider verse#lmao#bro was NOT having it#bro was going to full on murder in that hallway#really wish he had nerfed doc oct#would have been satisfying#but the plot must go on ig#crime master#glad crime master is GONE tho#fuck Nazis
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im sorry using THE stanley cup as a ball marker is so 😭😭😭 SAMSON 😭😭😭😭
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HELP ME THE DIFFERENCE IN SIZES OH WE GOT BUG LEVELS OF SEXUAL SIZE DIMORPHISM HERE
WHEN THEY SAID MINIATURE I DID NOT THINK THEY HAS THIS IN MIND
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well at the very least miss stanley was toted around the greens in west vancouver for a bit may she enjoy the tranquility before she inevitably gets escorted into another bar lmao
Reino Cup Day | 7.28.24 (x)(x)(x)(x)
#sam reinhart#florida panthers#miss stanley as a ball marker... dear god#and what a heavy ball marker she was!#im sorry this is absolutely RIDICULOUS#also the whole family getting in on it by using minature stanleys IS SO CUTE#golfing adventures with lordo#the size differences between the lord stanleys KILLS ME MAN#me vs my hot praying mantis wife (she is going to eat me)#must be relaxing to have a whole arm workout be blocked into your recreational golf time huh
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irreplaceable rant? to the left to the left
My irreplaceable rant is essentially:
When Beyonce wrote Irreplaceable it was like a giant stepping on an ant. Even in 06 she was shaping up to be a Juggernaut. B'Day launched at number 1 I believe? She was blowing up. Well established, producing bop after bop after banger after banger. And We bought Irreplaceable because we, fully, were on board. Beyonce COULD have another you in a minute. The mythos of Beyonce was taking shape. She was Beyonce, you were some guy. To the left.
When she wrote Lemonade it was like. Oh there are stakes now because whether you think Jay Z is great or not or a garbage dude or whatever, he's at least closer to her level than just "some guy".
Like. Of course she could have another you in a minute if you were some dude. But could she have another Jay Z in a minute? No, categorically she could not, and to say otherwise is to tell yourself fun lies because you hate cheaters or men or whatever. I am a firm believer that Beyonce is one of a kind and cannot be replicated in our lifetime as a cultural phenomenon, artist, creator, singer, you name it she is. incredible. But I'm also not going to pretend Jay Z wasn't in some ways just as singularly, powerfully monolithic with popculture just because most of this website understands rap less.
She writes the Sistine Chapel about him because like it or not, she wants to. She looks at him and sees things you could only dream of creating and I for one am just happy to be here, and could care less what you think about Beyonce's specialist boy who is the catalyst of some of the best music I've heard in the past decade, and also someone who MADE some of the best music I've heard in the past 20 years as well.
Beyonce's first solo recording was 03 Bonnie and Clyde, btw. As in, she was a feature on a Jay Z song before even releasing Dangerously in Love. Which. Also prominently has a Jay Z feature. In the lead single. That arguably launched Beyonce's career. Why would she ever write songs about the man who helped her launch her career that she has been married to for 16 years. A damn mystery.
And for the record, if she wanted to make the most beautiful art in the world about literal garbage, so the fuck what. We hate Duchamps The Fountain on this website now? Irving Penn spent years taking extremely detailed, well composed photos... of actual trash. Like Mud Glove. His photos were hanging in the Smithsonian a few years ago. Turns out beautiful art that says something, even something about trash? Still beautiful.
#lowkey the reason folks on here are like#why does beyonce sing songs about... that guy#is because you don't understand Jay Z and his place in the musical zeitgeist and I would be more embarrassed to admit that than you're bein#Like#Jay Z does not need me defending him#for starters#his wife is Beyonce. He definitely like. Won#But come on man. Read like a single article about him#It's giving this film is boring and therefore bad#it's giving I hate rap so it must not have anything to say#it's giving marvel movie levels of taste. In 2k24? Really? You're saying that with your whole chest? Ok.
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