#Technically ???!?!?

[scaryanneee]

Veilguard cut content that made me lol

update: apparently all of these are in-game (thank you commenters) and i just missed them. 🫣 but, in case you missed them too:

Since the Varric letter made everyone sad - here are some more of my favorite finds after spending literal hours combing through Frosty Editor. Funny edition.

Behold, what was lost:

naked ghilan'nain?!

2. bran (update: I have been informed that this one is actually in game, I just missed it!)

3. the Randy Dowager is only part of Solas' erotica collection, apparently

anyway, more to come soon!

[deadberrry]

guys i blacked out and gem as a firelight from arcane appeared on my screen. i did kinda try the arcane style but i was just having fun with it

[akio-ayashi]

To be fair, your husband should also be your best friend too 😋

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ MILLION DOLLR BABY!

★ 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 ⎯ for as long as you can remember, you’ve been friends with Satoru Gojo—just friends. Then why is now insisting that you’re the perfect woman to birth the Gojo clan heir?

★ 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬 ⎯ gojo x fem!reader, smut (mdni), implied experienced!gojo x virgin!reader, gojo clan au, breèding k⍣nk, best friends to lovers/f⍣ckers, implied s⍣xual tension, unprotected s⍣x, slight mention of size difference, mentions of passing out, slight cl⍣t play, slight t⍣t play, bigd⍣ck!satoru.

When Satoru had first proposed this..idea of his, you’d almost choked on the succulent dumpling you were chewing on. Your eyes widened and you looked over at the white haired, heaven sent man beside you, and while, yes, yes he was so fucking attractive, you just didn’t want to waste years of friendship for something you were both unsure of.

You knew that the Gojo clan was in dire need of an heir with Satoru’s ability, considering he himself was the clans one and only trump card. But, where you really the one that could carry out this oh, so important task? You simply couldn’t carry that burden on your shoulders.

“‘Toru,” you called out softly, swallowing the last remains of your food before you reached out and cupped his bigger hand in yours. The warmth of his hand alone had you ready to stutter out your whole sentence. “Look, I—“

But could you really continue speaking with the way his azure eyes bored into you as he stared, his free hand taking ahold of yours and holding it tight, practically engulfing your palm in his? You think not.

“Please. I’ve been being bugged all day, you don’t understand.” He pleaded, a pathetic whimper of your name leaving his lips as he pulled you closer to him by the arm. “You’re the only one I wanna do this with.”

“Please.”

And so was the escalation of how you ended up under your best friend of—how many years had you spent with him again? You couldn’t remember with how foggy your brain was as his lips slid across your neck while he peppered hickeys along your skin.

Your hands tangled in his soft hair, urging him to venture further down your neck to the valley of your breasts.

“‘Toru,” you mouthed, looking up to his lust-clouded eyes as you placed his hand on your tit, squirming as he immediately squeezed the flesh. His hands expertly groped at your mounds as his fingers moved around your already firm nipples, swiping at your sensitive nubs.

Satoru chuckled breathlessly, a smirk playing on his lips. “I’ll give it to you soon, needy girl.”

He then planted a deep, wanton kiss to your lips—a kiss that released all of his pent up feelings and sexual tension into one. Your body shivered as you felt his breath fan past your pulse point.

“Just know you’re leaving this room nice ‘n full, ‘Kay?” And with that he was latching his mouth to your breasts, making quick work of sliding his robe off with a swift pull of the bow holding it together. He sprang up, hard and excited to finally have the woman he’s been head over heels with for years.

Fuck. Your eyes widened at the sight—was he really hiding this from you all this time? Surely, concealing something this size would be a hassle, right?

Satoru’s grin only widened at the expression displayed on your face, feeling pride build up in his chest. He hurriedly grabbed at the base, pressing his tip right up to your aching and pulsing cunt.

“Y’ready?”

“Mhm hm!”

“‘M going in,” as he slowly wedged himself between your folds, watching as you stretched to accommodate his size and groaning at the view.

Was this what heaven felt like? Had Satoru Gojo finally tasted a slice of his own paradise?

He had, and there was no backing down now—no escaping from the seemingly endless ruts of cock into you, the hands harshly planted to your hips, and the feeling of being filled up repeatedly.

He watched you squirm under him, all the while burning with the desire to ruin you, but he knew with how tight you were clamped down around him—that this might’ve been your first time.

The thought made his ego skyrocket.

“You take it so well,” he praised, spreading your thighs further apart to gain a better glance of just how wet you were, gritting his teeth in resistance.

Satoru could, without doubt, have you pass out by the second round—if he wanted you to. But his goal now was simply to get you pregnant—to plant that million dollar baby into you.

However…a little sidetracking could do. It wouldn’t hurt to have a little fun with you.

“It’s so..deep inside me, ‘Toru. Are you sure it’s s’possed to be—“ your words came to a halt, a particularly hard rut of his hips shutting you up for good; only leaving room for cries of pleasure to leave your lips.

And, maybe, just maybe he should have proposed this idea earlier. Maybe he should have just made it known to you how good he could give dick.

With each movement into you, Satoru let himself go a little, let himself get a little rougher, let the head of his cock graze the just-right spots inside of you; spots you never knew existed.

He already knew your body so well.

His hand journeyed down to your thighs, letting go of its original place on your hips to your pussy, thumb drawing your clit in brain-fuzzying circles.

You mewled, back arching off the bed and your hips moving on their own to meet his thrusts, clawing at the bedsheets for anything that may keep you grounded—because everything your best friend did threatened to transport you to pleasure utopia.

“S’toru, feels like my—“ he cut you off once more, breathing hard against your lips after he finishes kissing you.

“You gonna cum for me?” he asked, smugly of course, knowing he’d be the first man to ever make you cum. You nod and Satoru took this as a queue to drive rougher thrusts into your cunt, reveling in the lewd squelches and the slap of your bodies resonating throughout the room.

You came to a crescendo, and your body fell limp. Your thighs shook around his waist as you climaxed, mouth falling open and face curling into a blissed-out look.

“Fucking pretty even when you cum,”

And while it would’ve taken him—normally—another round to finish, virgin pussy had him on a chokehold. Especially yours.

So, naturally, it wasn’t long—perhaps 3 or 4 more thrusts until Satoru Gojo—your former best friend—came inside you. Fully intent on knocking you up.

No, he didn’t have any intention of pulling out either, wanting to keep his seed deep inside you until he’s sure you’re pregnant.

He lay to your side, still inside you, not showing any signs of getting soft anytime soon. But, no matter what had happened, Satoru was still your best friend.

Just now a best friend that knew how your walls felt around him.

[tyquu]

They were just at the mall

[bpdmanor]

ive been extremely busy so the most i can give is two 3/4 view bust ups of the same wizarding yaoi guy. isn't he menacing? isn't he evil-looking? you should love him, he does no wrong!

[vanglaggle]

dream design .

their extra arm thingalings...

some inspo from @thaltro hehe :-3 sorry for the tag... your art inspires me a lot

[transingthoseformers]

I mean he fucked the shuttle and in a lot of continuities that size difference is crazy.

He definitely had a big ass sparkling wether it was a seeker or not if Skyfire’s size was an inherited factor. He either had a really big seeker (thanking primus it was a single sparking instead of common triple) or a regular sized shuttle.

Either way he’s gonna make Sky pamper his “poor ruined body” a lot once he’s checked out and shows him their child.

Optimus is probably gonna find out a month later via a call not because Megatron is telling him but because Megatron has the baby on his chest during the call but acts like they aren’t there.

You're right, it's total kiwi bird syndrome

Skyfire would get SOOOOOOO worried for Starscream in this case imo

The idea that seekers often have multiples causes Situations™ I'm sure (though I do wonder logically how it's usually three, considering how I know transformer sexual reproduction usually works)

Megatron calling Optimus for other reasons and THAT'S how Optimus finds out is hilarious, though, poor Prime's going to have an aneurysm over that

[really-burnt-toast]

Saw people do this and I will take any excuse to play dress up with my lamb

Originally wanted to do more doodles but got too excited and wanted to post bf im too late for the trend LOL

[honeybeebuddy]

the girlss

[windybluebelles]

Yknow at school when people will whisper a word and gradually start saying it louder and louder till they get caught?

Yeah, that but it’s the Justice League and the aim is to say it without getting back handed by Batman

Trinity: Very Boring Meeting, Blah Blah Blah

Green Arrow: bogies

Superman: (super hearing) ????

Flash: b-bogies

Green lantern: BbbbbbBOGIES!

Then Bruce leaps over the table

You get the idea

[galaxygermdraws]

What does a fusion between the mario bros look like? Show me

So I am not doing requests HOWEVER I have been thinking about this ANYWAYS so here's a fusion idea for them. My partner named him Luio. I made his buttons the bros colors, changed the hat emblem to a star (bc the bros are super stars), and made him yellow since both my bros designs have yellow as a prominent accent color. Hes meant to be like fairly average in height and weight, idk if tht comes across. OH ALSO he has heterochromia, and his mustache is 4 bumps rather than 6 (like Mario) or 2 (like Luigi).

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Thankyuuuu)

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Driving) How far out do you think we are now?

Ruby: I dunno. We're so far out, we don't even get the regular radio stations. (Tunes) Hey, uh... Is this okay?

Jaune: Uh... I mean- It's not bad. It's okay if you think it's okay.

Ruby: Well, I just think- I mean, it should do for the time being, right? We both know it.

Jaune: Mhm. Sure.

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...Jaune, I love MCR.

Jaune: I FUCKING LOVE MCR!

[juanasunfall-blog]

I mean...

Otto: I brought a box in which we will put everything we love Helaena: can I put Aegon in there? Otto: no Aemond: can I put Aegon in a box? Otto: no! Larys: can I... Otto: no one will put Aegon in a box!

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

trent doing this RIGHT after giving them his manuscript is really funny. and also an enormous mood

[oh-great-authoress]

I just want utter chaos these last two races.

Imagine Aston Martin, but especially Lance, Kick Sauber, Williams, Alpine, RB, or Haas on pole and/or the podium.

I really want to see this.

Imagine Charles just straight up performing war crimes on Carlos.

Imagine Max being a chaos gremlin.

The last two GP have the potential to not just be fun races watching everyone go *zoom*, but also to be as legendary as the “Inchident”.