#TWINKS i tell you | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

citruscrumples · 1 year ago

Text

there is nothing more agonising then finishing tj klune’s Absolute Behemoth of a gay werewolf book

only to discover insane people have been drawing his characters as TWINKS

TWINKS

#TWINKS i tell you #this book is an ode to positive masculinity #absolutely waxes lyrical over it #will not silence its adoration for kind strong men with their Muscles and Hair and Weight #and there are people out there drawing TWINKS?????????#we legally owe the gay bear community an apology #wolfsong #ox matheson #joe bennett #what have we been doing to our beautiful kings….

104 notes · View notes

oncillabrigade · 7 months ago

Text

Finally read Robins!

I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

#addressing Bruce as Batman is such a tell too #hilarious and fucked up #tim drake #bruce wayne #batfam #i continue to maintain that tim being a champion liar while looking like that has given him such an unfair advantage in life #no one suspects this awkward twink with survival skill-level excellence in lying to parental figures is lying to them #not even bruce #my dude this is why you are no longer the world's greatest detective #anyway #I fuckin' love tim drake #robin #robins (2022)

16K notes · View notes

prettygirlgerard · 7 months ago

Text

“testosterone will make you fat and hairy!!!” PROMISE?!?!??😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍

#to all the fat and chubby tboys and mascs out there I LOVE YOU #don’t ever let a twink tell you you aren’t sexy as hell

11K notes · View notes

jade-len · 4 months ago

Text

yeah twink shen yuan this hunky binghe that, in all honesty the image of some scruffy awkwardly tall lanky mid 20's nerd with a half shaven tired face standing next to a seemingly perfect almost androgynous gorgeous beauty of a man is 5x more hilarious, bc imagine witnessing an absolute supermodel influencer (who's known to be a ladykiller) crying and clinging to some guy who looks like he's on the verge of having a midlife crisis at only 24 tiredly patting said supermodel's head and in a deep dead pan voice saying, "no dumpling, you can't murder that girl just because she said my xianxia themed legos were stupid." like you can't tell me that the stark contrast and impact would be nearly the same if it were your typical twink sy and hunk binghe.

#pleaseplease tell me you guys see my vision PLEASE #i feel like binghe should still be somewhat taller but still #like yes twink shen yuan sure but tell me this version wouldnt be more funnier #also the thought of gorgeous binghe being like ''man what a loser. hes older and hes not nearly as successful as me rn''#to being absolutely obsessed with him is also hilarious #svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #bingyuan #bingqiu #scum villain

4K notes · View notes

giantkillerjack · 1 year ago

Text

Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

#original #the last unicorn #tlu #peter s beagle #molly gru #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first!#my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped!#no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different.#to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life!#but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol #because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb #the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!!#my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘#i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful.#and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE #mostly zoro's blades from One Piece #normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and #then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU #and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele

3K notes · View notes

thatgaywizardoverthere · 1 year ago

Text

Arthur keeping tabs on Merlin day 1 so they can “accidentally” run into each other at the market

2K notes · View notes

renonv · 5 months ago

Text

My ipad mega crashed because of how much hetalia shit I kept on it to the point where I can’t draw on it atm. so I’m doing a little cleaning and found some stuff I never posted lol

Here’s some Victorian spamano

#you can tell this is old by how I drew Lovino #twink nation #hetalia #aph spain #hws spain #aph south italy #hws south italy #aph romano #hws romano #spamano

546 notes · View notes

muffymayhem · 13 days ago

Text

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !! i love both stanleys and the omnipresent voice that haunts them

#tsp #tspud #the stanley parable #gravity falls #boop #i wonder if you guys can tell #im using the twink bill design. i was not gonna make up a bill design for this believe me.#tsp narrator #tsp stanley #tsp fanart #stanley parable ultra deluxe #muffysart

247 notes · View notes

everyonesadoptivedad · 3 months ago

Text

Jeremy Knox the himbo man that you are

i stopped drawing bc i have 2% left sorry if it is unFINISHED

#isk i cant stop drawing him #the day i draw twink jeremy is the day i fuckingggg die #i fully picture jetemy with like rosacea that makes him look like he’s dying every time he does any kind of sports thank you #it is a good excuse bc nobody can tell he is blushing whenevr jean does anything ever #jerejean #catalina alvarez #jean moreau #jeremy knox #aftg #tsc #trojans #my art #idk

359 notes · View notes

tomurakii · 11 months ago

Text

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

#i feel like u can tell when a bloodweave fic is written by an astarion stan vs a gale stan lol #because the astarion stans are just using gale as a vessel for like. their sopping wet meow meow #who screams and cries until astarion becomes emotionally vulnerable with them #which gale would not do. realistic bloodweave is astarion tries to fuck him in act 1 and he refuses because of the orb #and then astarion is like “boo what the fuck. change of plans” and gale is like “okay” and they never speak of it again lol #anyway #please god the gale characterisation in this place. half of you make him the soppiest most pathetic loser and the other half make him evil #he's not ACTUALLY a loser. when i joke about it the reason its funny is because its not true #hes just a regular guy with depression lol. hes not out here debasing himself begging for some old twink to care abt him #bg3 #gale dekarios #bloodweave #gale of waterdeep #does this make sense. i havent slept #i just mean that if you want gale to be sappy he needs to have like. prior assurance that his feelings are reciprocated #because if he doesnt have that and astarion is a dick to him he WILL just give up on the relationship #like hes not hunting people down after they deliberately upset him. i see so many fics where they create tension by lime #*like #having astarion openly fuck someone else after establishing a sort-of relationship with gale. for the drama #like hey. gale fully dumps you if you do that in game!! you have no way to convince him not to. he will dump astarion for that permanently

467 notes · View notes

art-from-within · 6 months ago

Text

Fallen heir of gold 🍂

#did i cook chat?#i am sorry to everyone waiting on twink godrick #i just couldn’t do it so i opted for twunk instead #godrick the grafting #godrick committing twink suicide #elden ring #godrick the golden #godrick the grafted #why did no one tell me how hard rendering gold is #gore tw #blood tw #fallen angel #fallen angel godrick #my godrick is IMMUNE from male pattern baldness #also shout out to tarnussy lol #i couldn’t have done it without you

183 notes · View notes

yujeong · 3 months ago

Text

Alright, that's enough. I need everyone to be normal about Tonkla right the fuck now.

The takes I've seen about that man have made me lose my mind, to the point where I'm wondering if I've been watching the same show as everyone else. From him spreading diseases to his partners to him faking his grief and doing everything he does for attention, I've been quite perplexed while exploring the show's tags on here and on Twitter to say the least.

Guys. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Tonkla is NOT a difficult character to understand. Korn is arguably more of an inscrutable character than him.

Tonkla has been grieving since we first met him; at first his relationship with Korn that's changed to the point of no return and later his brother who got murdered.

That's it. I don't know why we're demonizing a man who 1) likes having sex and 2) is using sex to get the affection - affection, not attention - he seeks from the man whom he loves and from the man who loves him but Tonkla doesn't.

(I know why and I'll rant in the tags about it 🙂)

And while we're on the subject, I need everyone to be normal about Fuaiz, too, because the takes about his taking this role are even worse. People calling what BOC did by casting him grooming, calling the fans groomers and pedophiles, and so on and so forth.

Are you serious? Are you for real?

Fuaiz played White in DFF who was crying and being in distress 90% of the time, a show which included a scene where he pretended to get stabbed and where he got shaken by Jjay who was screaming to his face. I watched the BTS clip of that - the kid needed a moment to calm down from that experience.

Do you care about that in the same way or is it only a problem when he's pretending to get fucked on screen in a secluded, safe environment with a fucking Intimacy Director involved?

I can totally understand feeling uncomfortable about his age or about the age gap between him and Bas. I'm not judging anyone for that. But there's a difference between feeling discomfort and turning that discomfort into a morality issue. Please stop doing that.

#about Tonkla: do people not realize how they sound when they scrutinize a promiscuous character who likes sex and also uses it to cope?#when they're accusing him of faking everything in order to get attention?#when they say he's spreading fucking DISEASES?#because I can tell you folks. that's fucking homophobic #and I need people to examine their internal biases because this is getting ridiculous #I thought DFF had abysmal takes but somehow 4 Minutes has worse ones #(the reason is the added sex scenes in case you were curious)#God forbid a twink likes getting fucked raw and also uses it to feel sth other than grief for a little while #the horror!#As for Fuaiz I've said my piece #I'm tired of people finding every excuse in the book to demonize BOC #just drop it if you don't enjoy the show Jesus Christ #4 minutes #tonkla 4 minutes #fuaiz thanawat #be on cloud

130 notes · View notes

shapelytimber · 1 year ago

Text

I've come back to Skyrim recently, and finaly got around to play Vigilant ! And I must admit it's a cool mod, not without flaws (people on ytb definetly oversold it to me), but after playing act 1 and 2, I can say it's pretty solid :)

Only problem...