citruscrumples
C’est La Vie
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Vie [they/he/she] your friendly adhd gremlin, at your service! I hoard my favourite fandom trinkets and cute things then sprawl them on display. I am a crow and this blog is my nest. No, it is not that organised. ( poetry is stored over here: https://thermospoetryandstars.tumblr.com/ )
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citruscrumples · 6 hours ago
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A million and a half people replied with this, which I appreciate:
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citruscrumples · 6 hours ago
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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me
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citruscrumples · 6 hours ago
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Komorebi, Duri Baek
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We have a bird playing on our skylight window.
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citruscrumples · 6 hours ago
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😳
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citruscrumples · 12 hours ago
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"Tempus, Celestial mount of Zerxus Ilerez, the First Knight of Avalir" for Calamity: End of an AGE, @artists-guild-of-exandria
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citruscrumples · 12 hours ago
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If i had a nickel
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citruscrumples · 12 hours ago
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hey remember how nydas okiro from exandria unlimited calamity used his very last breath to drive his sword through his best friends heart, in a desperate, last ditch attempt to save his soul? to save him from eternal suffering? remember how it didnt work . wild stuff.
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citruscrumples · 12 hours ago
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Betrayer. Betrayed.
Zerxus Ilerez, Critical Role (ExU Calamity)
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citruscrumples · 12 hours ago
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An Inspiration of DMs
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Fanart of three awesome peeps! Check out my twitter for the timelapses @karrah_e
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citruscrumples · 12 hours ago
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Melora, Kord, and Ioun.
Here's my piece for @artists-guild-of-exandria End of an Age: Calamity project!!
The three neutral aligned gods of the prime Deity! 👁️⚡🌳
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citruscrumples · 12 hours ago
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I have mixed feelings about Zerxus in season 3 of TLOVM, but I’ve gotta say hearing him give a Totally Unbiased Account of EXU: Calamity with Definitely No Omissions Whatsoever was kind of funny. Like “ooh I thought I could count on my friends….they condemned our civilisation….” Ok Zerxus. Buddy. Last time I checked, Nydas was actually the only one trying to stop Laerryn from blighting the tree. You sat there like a chump and did not help whatsoever. And uh. “They condemned our civilisation with their hubris” ummm pal I think you’re missing an important detail there. Like yes the point of EXU: Calamity is that everyone played a role in the disaster, everyone was responsible in some ways for that ship crashing into the iceberg, but uh. Zerxus I think some people were maybe a little more responsible than others. Like, for example, the certain someone who pulled the Lord of the Hells into Exandria. I think that individual’s hubris is maaaaaybe a little bit more important than some of the other hubris on the table here.
And like, this isn’t me bashing the writing, I think it is in-character for TLOVM!Zerxus to say this, since he’s been a jaded miserable devil for a thousand years. But omg when he had the CHEEK to be like “in the chaos I found myself face-to-face with the Lord of Torment himself” like EXCUSE ME??? Buddy you just happened to “find yourself” face-to-face with Asmodeus huh??? Just coincidentally, on accident??? You were just taking a stroll around Avalir and he ran into you without warning??
Zerxus. Please. Be serious for a moment. Would you like to explain to Pike the exact circumstances of HOW you found yourself face-to-face with Asmodeus, hmmmmm? A certain “pulling Asmodeus through the tree and unleashing him upon the world” situation?
Like, I know it was meant to be a serious moment with lots of Calamity-related hype but like, it was really giving “Girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament” energy. In the most literal way possible
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citruscrumples · 12 hours ago
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at the end of an era
raise ur hand if you felt personally victimized by Travis playing a character with KIDS in an adventure that was going to ultimately culminate into an apocalypse event 😭👋
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citruscrumples · 12 hours ago
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A gryphon made of stars
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"The last thing you see as your body begins to immolate and burn is a gryphon made of stars… bearing on its back a young boy holding a journal."
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citruscrumples · 12 hours ago
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Avalir: Powered by a magic druid tree and an elven wizard working harder than the gods
Aeor: Powered by putting a Grand Demon in the gas tank APPARENTLY
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citruscrumples · 12 hours ago
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the keeper of scrolls
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Heroes of the Calamity
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