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spy-light · 8 days ago
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kaiasky · 1 year ago
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in diamond age by neal stephenson a common method of execution seems to be injecting counterrotating nanocentrifuge capsules into your blood. When given a signal, they separate, turning into projectiles that eviscerate somebody from inside. But a more controlled application of this would naturally mean the Diamond Age world has fucking incredible full-body vibrators for people to cum their brains out. and that's without even getting into whatever's happening with the drummers
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ambyandony · 9 months ago
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and then we did not gooooo
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alectology-archive · 2 years ago
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brandon sanderson was so afraid of lesbians that he didn’t bring up ailil riatin and shallon din togara again
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iridescentholly · 2 years ago
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Jesus loved whores just remember that
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tenpixelsusie · 2 years ago
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chocolate chips
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muttmoxley · 10 months ago
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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artbyblastweave · 10 days ago
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I remember meeting a guy at a bar a year or so ago who told me he worked at the international consortium that does the porn parodies of all the top-grossing film releases. He said that the whole Barbenheimer situation presented his combine with some spectacular highs and lows. Because he said that with Barbie, right, the thing about Barbie is that there's already kind of a three-way ideatic, structural parallel between the curated artificiality of Barbie as a children's toy, the curated artificiality of Barbie as a mass market film, and the curated artificiality of pornography as a genre. Add on top of that that Barbie as a film is already feeling this tension, right where it's trying to be about a character graduating from the platonic sexlessness of a children's franchise to the functional-and-frank sexuality of being a living human woman, but it's also being bogged down in the "Everyone-is-beautiful-no-one-is-horny" aesthetic restrictions of any contemporary big-budget mass-market film so the two states end up looking pretty similar, he said. I mean the film itself is very aware of that tension, right, with that joke about how "casting Margot Robbie is the wrong move if you want to make that point," all that jazz. So, all that in mind, Barbie-themed pornography, he said, is in a weird way actually kind of complementary to the extant project, gesturing at unaddressed tensions and ideas, a dark mirror, the shadow self it wants to deny but can't, there's a lot of room to play in the space. He used the adjective "Lynchian" a couple of times, he seemed super stoked, he was talking with his hands. Oppenheimer, on the other hand. Oppenheimer he said presented a problem. Because obviously you can eroticize the detonation of an atomic bomb, we're all probably three mutuals removed from someone on this site who does exactly that, but obviously that's a niche market, and moreover it's a market that has a ton of overlap with high-minded thinkers who treat the historical use of atomic weapons against Japan with the level of gravity that atrocity demands. So they were stuck. They were really stuck. He told me that they'd been pulling their hair out for months trying to square the circle and all they had to show for it was a big whiteboard with the phrase "Grope-nheimer" written on it
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sushiisiu · 3 months ago
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im not gay greg.jpg
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whereisthesun · 6 months ago
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I HATE MORAL OCD. well i shouldnt say hate thats a strong word. and i dont want to sound like i hate people WITH moral ocd because i dont of course. i just hate having it. but i shouldnt think that, i do like having morals, its just stressful to be thinking about them so constantly and scrutinizing every little thing i do or think. but really thats the least i could do so i should at least try, right? just because i suffer from— no, struggle with moral ocd doesn’t mean i should just stop thinking about things all together, thats not what im saying and i should make that clear, but i
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katabasiss · 1 year ago
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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syn4k · 8 months ago
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would he fucking say that? let's investigate.
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chiptrillino-art · 30 days ago
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Zuko is just playing hard to get
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keirahknightley · 5 months ago
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Crimson Peak (2015) 🎬 Guillermo del Toro
+ IMDb trivia
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ahfrickenfrick · 11 months ago
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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”
and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.
no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim
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caemidraws · 1 month ago
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