#THIS IS SO MEAN IM SORRY HAHAHAHA
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#THIS IS SO MEAN IM SORRY HAHAHAHA#i love him dearly and ill call him hot every day of the wk#but whenever these barber shop pics drop#i spend the whole day dying laughing at peoples comments and jokes#THEY DID HIM DIRTY OKAY AND WE NEED TO RECOGNIZE THAT AS A SOCIETY#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso
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hip birthday ya, uncle mars 💚 @donghyuckkies
i actually wanna make a cute edit. i really really tried... i gave up.....
#haechan#seungkwan#hongjoong#svt#nct#ateez#ann.gfx#happy birthday uncle mars i luv u so much thank you for being a beacon in the dark i enjoy talking to you tho i dont let out a lot#(except that political one ._.)#but just consider im doing okay and very okay i mean adjaldja#luv u uncle mars sorry if the edits arent cute... i tried#also everyone can see i dont go to art school HAHAHAHA#now i'll go back to my irl stuff
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Now why do u have that as ur pfp… thats disgusting and disrespectful
hiiii hello xx I’ve always loved Saki from 177013! (and the doujin as a whole ofc) haha I remember I watched an interview with ShindoL once where he talked about how it wasnt even meant to be thaaat horny but more of a horrific story that spiraled out of control, and he never anticipated the reception of it.
anyways I’ve always just really related to her and take it as a cautionary warning of how I could’ve turned out were it not for a good support system around me! I just really see myself in her with how I used to be and my mentality and naivety and everything so xx
#urusai! baka#i actually remember when i first stumbled upon it when i was like 16? 17?#and i didnt read the tags bcos im dumb and brazen and i actually just expected a cheeky 20-30pg doujin for a fun n fresh goonsesh#and i watched on in shock horror as everything unfolded and just spiraled completely out of control#and i actually had to stop for water#bcos it was just so visceral to me#bcos its ironically rly raw and realistic for a doujin#minus the fucking in every instance thing#but something about a naive girl trying to change herself and wanting to be liked#noticed by boys and invited out by girls#and being sheltered not understanding yhe repercussions of drugss and#all the dangers out in tne world#feels very real and relatable to how i once was#in a way hahahaha#(i mean ive been chronically onlune so i wasnt that naive but the desperation mixed with no irl experience was definitely there)#(the blind trust and like people pleasing and not standing up for urself)#this got really deephaha but i feel like i always get kinda deep when i talk abt 177013#every once in a while it gets brought up on my blog haha#im sorry to everyone ive influenced to read it and hated it!!#and this is ur warning that if u DO go look for it (if youve not already HAHA) theres like every triggering theme in there ever so#READ RHE TAGS DONT BE ME HAHA#ANYWAYS thats so much yap sorry anon this is not what u signed up for haha#xoxoxo#omg i just remembered this come sup so often on my blog i deffo used to have a tag specifically dedicated to it#is it maybe juat#177013#we’ll try it iguesss
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wait.. marvel is actually an adjective and not just the name of the superhero cinematic universe
#saw someone call taylor swift marvel and i was like ?? when is she joining the mcu#then i looked up the word and apparently it means like wonderful or astonishing hahahaha what#i for real thought it just meant like a group of super heroes im crying im so stupid HAJSNSNSNZNBS#can i now use my sorry english isnt my first language card
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when ppl realise im not drawing taemin furry ironically or for a joke or anything and i actually like it..... 😐
#99.txt#i mean i can have a sense of humor abt it to a point but#ppl are still SO weird about furries... whats not clicking. its cool animal#& even when ppl like the art.. so many of them have to be like#''ummm 😂 what ?? op what is this hahahaha wtf. ummm okaaayyy 😂'' like shut up !!!!!#its literally cool animal ????? like ???#i think ppl should be able to do weird shit in peace but also WHY ARE FURRIES EVEN SEEN AS WEIRD ??? ITS ANIMAL ???? ITS SO BASIC TO ME#ok sorry just like. yeag#im not really that involved in furry community but i AM still a furry so it just bugs me the weird attitude some ppl have
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do you think jay would make a dramatic youtuber apology video
#specifically like super 2017-2019 ones#HAHAHAHA#i’m so … mean …#jay merrick#title just im sorry.#AHABAHAHA#ok it’s not that funny happy 4/20#well technically he did do a IM QUITTING… video so
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💜🔐⭐️ for the ask game~
Hiii~ <333 (put a cut for the long answer haha~)
💜 describe yourself in five words or less!
I'll go for a little honestly, and say what I'd actually say: Anxious, Perfectionist(ish), Chaotic, and Loyal.
🔐 something no one would guess about you
That I'm adopted! I mean, I tell a lot of people, so it's not like a secret or anything, but I look just like my adoptive parents, so I've always had the choice if I wanna tell people or not, no one can just guess! (I've even had people comment on, "aww, you look just like your mom!" and we like to share a little laugh over that~)
⭐️ what is one of your biggest accomplishments? Why is it so important to you?
Honestly? I'd say starting this blog. For many many years I've been so anxious about this side of myself. Hating it, hating me, wondering why I was like this, and just generally feeling awful and ashamed.
Then one of my friends (who knows) talked me into making an email specifically for this type of thing so I could try to find communities to start engaging with. I was terrified, but I did make one and sign up for tumblr.
I didn't engage with anything for a solid year, until I found anime, and then found this amazing community. Then, despite intense anxiety about it, I started interacting! And thankfully, some of you amazing people found me and took me in. 💗
Loooooong winded answer, but basically, making this blog is one of my biggest accomplishments, and especially starting to create content and talk to all the insanely talented and friendly people on here <333
I'm still not completely over the shame, I think that'll take a little while, and by god I'm still so anxious about interactions on here, but you guys have made this one of the most important things in my life, 😭💗 and helped me start accepting parts of myself I didn't know I could~
#waterfallasks#thank you for the asks!!#I'm so sorry for the essay at the end hahahaha~#I got a little emotional writing it im gonna be honest-#you guys just mean SO much to me#this whole community does#but some of you (you know who you are) reached out and kinda just#grabbed me and went 'im taking this one'#and i'll forever be grateful to you <333#i hope yall know how much i love you <3#annnyyyywaaayyysss haha~ thank you for sending in the ask~#not snz
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Tag people you'd like to get to know better!
Thanks for the tag @lumosatnight !
Three ships: Jessie x Delia Ketchum (Pokémon); Ballister x Ambrosius (Nimona); Aziraphale x Crowley (Good Omens)
First ship: Dramione (very briefly several years ago. I no longer ship it)
Last song: Had this on loop in the background
Last movie: I regret the last movie I watched 🫠 So I'll just share the second last movie I watched (no regrets for that one, 10/10), which was Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One
Currently reading: Finishing up the last few pages of my Good Omens re-read...
Currently watching: ...as I wait for the chance to start watching Good Omens Season 2
Last thing I wrote: something for some work stuff
Currently writing: something for some uni stuff that I am very heavily procrastinating on 🙃
No pressure tagging @getawayfox @stavromulabetaaa @vukovich @andithiel @sugareey-makes-stuff @uncannycerulean @teacup-tai @mono-chromia @squintclover @whataboutmyfries @curlyy-hair-dont-care (sorry if there's double tags) and anyone who sees this and would like to do it!
#im off today so i thought i'd peek in and saw this mention#thanks for the tag lani#tagged#tag game#personal#also sorry for the boring answers#but im truly just dead and inundated with work in all possible areas including and especially fandom 🫠🫠🫠🫠#also by the work stuff#i genuinely mean work cos im now doing an internship too hahahaha#ok ill shut up now#also please don't reblog this! thanks
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#reze stfu#sometimes i think there is something wrong with me and i am a terrible person#like im a shit daughter and a shit older sister adn like im sorry#im sorry i didnt mean to be this way#i dont know why im so fucked up and why i cant love people properly#im so selfish because i only care about myself and no one else and i hate myself for it#i keep distancing myself from others but im so lonely and idk what to say. please like me please love me#god its so pathetic. ill do anything to have someone who cares about me#i love my family but sometimes i wish they hadnt messed me up so bad because#i want to know what being normal feels like. i wish i was born second or third#better yet i wish i wasnt born at all. wouldnt that be fun!#sorry. sorry. i think im going to drink some warm milk and idk. do something#i wish i could talk to someone rn...#idk. maybe ill call my best friends#<- his ass WILL NOT#because his ass feels guilty all the fucking time#hahahaha#tw vent
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Hi Moca is in the new Rokka event. I know that the other 5 star will probably just be Tsugu or Misaki or smth but. but. Moca pwease
#rat rambles#band posting#I also find it funny how its all the student council ppl from both schools and then moca#which means its probably going to be banished to 2 star land but I can dream#my son has been soooo absent lately pls let it do smth#well either way I believe its now officially the most due bandori banner so. hahahaha.#oh sorry just checked Im incorrect its the second most due#yknow whos the most? Rimi. lies on the floor#thats if you dont count the chainsaw man crossover which I dont but if you do then yeah no moca is most due#oh um btw. the last moca banner was uhhhhh nearly 2 years ago#hey not as bad as the chu2 gap we had up until last event. over 2 years babey#hey they technically have time to make a moca banner happen before the 2 year mark but uhhhh I doubt itll happen </3#mostly because popipa is rly due and with mygo now also in rotation Im sure thisll take just fucking forever#bro theyre all gonna be like tsukushi not getting an on unit banner for a crisp over 2 years of existing in the game#hell it took her like almost a year to get a banner period if Im remembering correctly#oh sorry Ive been lowballing it took 3 years for an on unit banner and well over a year for any banner#make your bets which of mygo are going to be stuck waiting til 2026 for their first banner Im betting Taki
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headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone
like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection -- like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense
but the tiger
the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida
then kyouka and junichiro
and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno
at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members
but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah
anyway:
atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: we should eat him
atsushi: NO????
//
kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi
the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him
kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell
atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha
//
atsushi, literally just working:
the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.
atsushi: NO??????????????
ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-
//
and so on
is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes
atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like
atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-
the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice
atsushi:
atsushi: oh
atsushi: oh no
//
akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?
atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like
akutagawa, blushing: oh-
atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u
akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-
//
eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like
atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him
atsushi: no??????????????
//
kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi
atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?
kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????
//
atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-
the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-
atsushi: no.
//
atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u
akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-
akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room
atsushi: do u not like goose :(
akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here
//
yeah
#bsd incorrect quotes#shin soukoku#bsd sskk#sskk#shin soukoku au#shin soukoku headcanon#akuatsu#akutagawa x atsushi#incorrect bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes#atsushi nakajima#bungou stray dogs atsushi#bsd atsushi#dazai and atsushi#kunikida headcanons#bsd kunikida#rashomon#bsd akutagawa#bungo stray dogs akutagawa#Akutagawa#akutagawa ryuunosuke#nakajima atsushi#atsushi nakajima bsd#ada as family#the ada#Ada#the armed detective agency#ranpo
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𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐎'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡
one piece social media + dating feat: sabo
》 asl brothers completed
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_ynln: ur gf or ramen, pick one
tagged: saaaa_bo
saaaa_bo: the answer is obvious
↳ saaaa_bo: ramen 🙏
↳ ace: wrong.
↳ ace: the correct answer is me 🤩🤩
↳ marco_o: said absolutely no one
↳ _ynln: @saaaa_bo surely this is grounds for a break up 🫤
lalalakoala: okay we get it, you have a boyfriend
p1rateking_luffy: YOU GUYS GOT RAMEN WITHOUT ME?????!!!!??! ☹️☹️
↳ _ynln: sorry luf, i'll bring you next time!
↳ saaaa_bo: no wtf we are not bringing luffy, i'm gonna go broke and he's gonna eat our share
↳ ace: im gonna have to agree with sabo
↳ p1rateking_luffy: 🙁
↳ lovenami: nah sabo you're so real for that (liked by saaaa_bo)
↳ marco_o: @ace you are literally the LAST person who can say that
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_ynln: applications for a new bf linked in my bio.
[music: traitor - Olivia Rodrigo ♫]
tagged: saaaa_bo
blackleg.sanji: I APPLIED ‼️‼️‼️
blackleg.sanji: HOW MANY CAN I SEND IN?!
blackleg.sanji: WILL I BE NOTIFIED IF I MAKE IT IN THE WAITLIST?
↳ theroronoa.zoro: the only notification you're gonna get is one from the police
saaaa_bo: WOWW JUST CAUSE I CHOSE RAMEN OVER YOU 🤨🤨
↳ _ynln: girls gotta do what she's gotta do
↳ _ynln: OMG SABO YOU APPLIED? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OMG STOP 💗💗
↳ saaaa_bo: wtv loser.
lovenami: omg you should've made them transfer you five dollars to apply
↳ _ynln: nami ur trying to pimp me out huh 😭🫵
lovenami: you're so gorg yn. (liked by saaaa_bo)
↳ _ynln: i miss u sm namiiii 💕
nefertari_vivi: OMG STOP UR SO PRETTY I LOVE UUU
↳ _ynln: 😭💕
ace: why is everyone happy EXCEPT ME (liked by saaaa_bo)
↳ marco_o: give me five minutes and i'll dm u a list of reasons (liked by _ynln, saaa_bo, p1rateking_luffy)
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priv.ynn: blocking him on this acc so he doesn't see this but omg this is so cute, koala caught him trying to buy gifts for me <333
ace: yo wtf why isn't he getting me prada 🤨
ace: ALSO WHAT DID HE BUY DAMN THAT BAG IS HUGE
↳ priv.ynn: IDK I RLLY WANT TO KNOW
lalalakoala: you guys are so cute together it makes me want to die 🥱
lovenami: DAMNN GIRLY UR SO LUCKY (liked by priv.ynn)
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saaa_bo: public service announcement: my gf is the best. i love her sm. she is so beautiful, i am so lucky to be hers <3
tagged: _ynln
p1rateking_luffy: HEHE my future sister in law is so pretty (liked by ace, p1rateking_luffy)
↳ _ynln: AWWW LUFFY YOU'RE SO SWEET LOVE U 💕💕
_ynln: SABO STOP
_ynln: YOURE MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL OVER AGAIN YOU IDIOT 🤓💖
↳ saaaa_bo: does this mean i won the boyfriend application?
↳ _ynln: there was no competition 💪
nicorobin: pretty girl
↳ saaaa_bo: i agree ☝️
↳ _ynln: YOU GUYS STOP IT IUBWVCEI
lalalakoala: think u feel lonely? spend the night third wheeling these guys and see how u feel then 💀💀
↳ _ynln: KOALA WE TRIED SETTING YOU UP W SO MANY PEOPLE YOU'RE JUST PICKY
↳ lalalakoala: 🥱🥱
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_ynln: top scoring appplicant 1️⃣
tagged: saaaa_bo
saaaa_bo: pretty woman
saaaa_bo: hell yeah 💪🔥🔥
ace: yn check ur dms i sent u uggo photos of sabo as a kid
↳ _ynln: LMFAOOO???
↳ saaaa_bo: ACE YOU'RE LITERALLY PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL
↳ saaaa_bo: ALSO I WAS NEVER AN UGLY KID
↳ ace: sorry couldn't hear that over that tooth gap of urs 🥱
↳ p1rateking_luffy: HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY ACE
↳ saaaa_bo: 😐
↳ _ynln: HAHAHA NOOOO SABO WAS SO CUTE ‼️
↳ ace: everyone she's being held at gunpoint (liked by _ynln)
↳ saaaa_bo: 😐😐
blackleg.sanji: NOOOOOO
blackleg.sanji: gotta respect sabo for treating you well gorgeous queen (liked by saaaa_bo)
lalalakoala: omg im literally gonna have to block u
#luffy x reader#one piece#one piece headcanons#one piece x reader#one piece smau#one piece imagine#one piece fluff#smau#sanji x reader#one piece headcannons#ace x reader#sabo x reader#zoro x reader#monkey d luffy#roronoa zoro x reader#sabo x y/n
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𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕆𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕤
Oscar Piastri x Reader “He’s not my boyfriend anymore.” “You can’t tell people that we’re engaged like that.”
Reader and Oscar announce their engagement on social media through a hilarious (for them) prank.
I really hope this turns out okay, I've never done a smau before :D
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youruser We move on…
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yourBff that’s it! I’m taking you on a trip far away. → youruser ily
user wait what user where’s oscar? where’d he go? user haha, i’m scared. f1wags ‘we move on’ what dOES THAT MEAN f1wags im gonna lose me job 😭😭
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oscarpiastri Moving on…
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landonorris surely start a jpg → oscarpiastri no
user where is mother? user mother’s not even in the like nooooo user oh no. they have matching captions f1wags istg Oscar if you and mother broke up
logansargeant ayo? → liked by oscarpiastri
imessage
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youruser it’s been emotional
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landonorris answer my texts → youruser what texts bro? they’re all literally just “???”
user mother is making music at the cost of not dating oscar 😭😭 f1wags queen are you /j or /srs i NEED to know user no please not like this
logansargeant our boy is sorry, please put him out of his misery → youruser our boy? Far as i’m concerned, we don’t share a boy
user everyday I am reminded of everything wrong in the world user is no one paying attention to the grid’s comments? → user they’re as desperate as we are for info 😭 → user and logan’s comment? What do you mean you don’t share a boy?!?
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oscarpiastri A lot of emotions this week
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landonorris Oscar please answer my texts → oscarpiastri the only thing you’ve sent me is ?????
user AGAIN WITH THE MATCHING CAPTIONS f1wags Hahaha Oscar I’m getting really scared now hahahaha user I’ve known not a single day of peace since Y/n’s first post
NicolePiastri what did you do Osc? → user NOT EVEN MAMA PIASTRI KNEW → user noooooooooooooooooooo
user hey god? I am NOT one of your strongest soldiers user guys neither of them have specified which emotions they’re feeling → user please don’t give me hope → user I’m too far in to believe that they’re happy 😭😭😭
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NicolePiastri Well this answers my question
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landonorris ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! → youruser this is so funny to me → oscarpiastri hehehehehehe
user EVERYONE CALLED ME CRAZY BUT I WAS RIGHT f1wags I can sleep easy now :’D user they’re laughing. WE SUFFERED AND THEY’RE LAUGHING
logansargeant okay, without me? rude. → youruser oh please, you would’ve spilt at first chance → logansargeant i don’t like you
user WARRRRR ISSSS OVERRRRRRRR user everyone say thank you Mama Piastri → user THANK YOU MAMA PIASTRI → user THANK YOU MAMA PIASTRI → youruser Thank you Mum ❤️😁 → oscarpiastri Thank you Mum ❤️ → NicolePiastri You’re welcome kids
AHHHH I hope you enjoyed! first time ever doing a social media au si I'm crossing my fingers that this was good 🤞
Let me know what you think, I might make some more depending on feedback but who knows
#formula 1 x you#f1 social media au#f1 instagram au#oscar piastri x reader#oscar pastry#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri smau#reader is besties with logan sargeant bc i said so#let me know if you liked this!#i'm so nervous about posting this for some reason#prolly my need to please people lmao
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reader x toji where they hav an argument nd the reader dresses slutty and suddenly has plans at the club w her friends. but toji doesnt like that 🫣
a/n: IM HERE . IM HERE SORRY IVE BEEN RB-ING SO MANY THINGS !!!! but i promise im writing hahahaha. but also i dont owe anyone an explanation! enjoy anon!
wc: 1.4k
warnings: toji picks ur lock w/ a bobby pin lol, reader is a little mean LMFAO but #valid, dom!toji, pussy drunk tojiiiii, implied overstimulation, oral / cunnilingus (from the back + face-sitting + lying on ur back), exhibitionism? (reader is on call with her friends but her girls don’t know she’s getting eaten out!), implied unprotected p -> v sex @ the end, implied creampie / breeding kink, n*sfw under the cut
“yeah— but you didn’t have to say it like that!” you huffed out at your boyfriend, or so you thought, because you probably had read too much into this relationship, heart tearing apart when toji simply said he was with his woman, with benefits while on the phone with shiu.
you tsked when toji opened his mouth to explain, a distraught expression on his face that implied it was a slip of his mouth but even then you were relentless about the simple slip-up that meant a lot to you. it wasn’t often that toji had anything but an indifferent expression on him and you’d relish in his panicking face with a smug grin if it wasn’t for your rage.
“stupid fucker — still thinkin’ i’m just some bitch he fucks like he doesn’t whine for me in his sleep,” you grumble to yourself mindlessly later, phone blowing up from the messages from your friends while you scour through various outfits that slowly flood your bed.
No way he said that!!!! Wtf???? Who does he think he is?
let’s bring u out tonight babe. wear sum cute
yeah!!. Let’s get ur mind off of that lame fella . he still kinda hot tho…
it’s messy and there’s a continuous clash of colour with each skirt or top you pull out and you groan in annoyance, so you take a shower — and it’s not all that better either, mulling over that dreaded sentence while lathering yourself up, while washing it off, getting dressed. it pisses you off so much that a man’s words can affect you so much, but that’s the price you pay when it comes to toji.
the toji who gives you a crushed, bloody bouquet after coming back from one of his dangerous missions, the toji who grumbles while he pushes the last nugget in the mcdonald’s box toward you despite loving it, the toji who likes to feel your body against his because he’s said that the mere sensation of you pressed up against him is enough to make him cum.
you scoff when you hear a knock on the door, in the midst of pulling an extremely short skirt up your hips with your ass basically peeking out from under it, paying it no mind before securing a tube around your bust.
“shut the fuck up!” you bark back when toji knocks again and there’s silence altogether, rolling your eyes when there’s a dramatic sigh from behind the wooden door and your feet naturally has you swerving away from the bed to open up the door, if not for the call from your girls that come in. the ringtone echoes throughout the room, distracting you from the professional work being done by toji with one of your bobby pins.
with phone on the bed, it’s led to your ass being propped up while you’re on your hands, butt facing the door with a full on display of your miniskirt and the very lacey underwear toji’s gotten for you for your anniversary. it was a petty move, you know — everything felt right when you pulled the material over your legs after your shower, not expecting yourself to pick up such a revealing bottom.
but now you know everything definitely felt right when those panties pooled at one of your ankles that hang off the bed while you’re trying not to whimper into the call with your girls who’s just so excited to see you. it’s a wonder they haven’t already heard the sloppy noises of toji eating it from the back, hands gripping onto your ass cheeks so hard they form bruises and you don’t have it in you to give a fuck when the other licks a hot, long stripe up your folds.
“left the house already, hon?” one of your friends ask and you’re gripping so tightly onto the phone that it hurts a little, not missing the way toji mumbles out that your pussy tastes as sweet as ever.
“uh— ah! n-not yet!” you squeal when toji smiles into your cunt and you absolutely hate how your hips shimmy toward him instinctively when your boyfriend pulls on your thighs to bring you closer, “i’ll leave soon, o-okay— mm—”
“babe?”
“okay bye!” you panic and press the large red button, hanging up immediately before your moans increase in volume immediately and your head dips into the bedsheets. the man eats pussy like a starved man, slobbering over your pussy while his nose just takes in your scent and arousal — something that’s gotten him hooked since day one. your leaking hole, your sensitive clit, your twitching thighs. god, toji loved every part of you and he was determined to fuck you better than a friend with benefits.
“’m sorry baby, mmfhh—” toji grunts into your core, “any chance ya could forgive your old man?”
the hold on your pride was getting looser and looser while your hands only clutch the sheets tighter and tighter, whimpers turning into a borderline scream when the man manoeuvres himself under you and yanks you down onto his face. your arms support your limp body instantly, hips moving with their own mind as you grind into toji’s tongue with breathless pants, rolling your pelvis over him and he groans at the feeling. toji doesn’t care that your miniskirt is in the way, eyes peeking out from the fabric and flitting over to you and your breath hitches cause you know he’s serious in earning back your forgiveness.
“not when— haah… you’re still saying i’m just some— w-whore you fuck.” you’re still a little bitter, but toji below you is enough to make you clench around nothing, high already approaching when he switches between sucking and nibbling and flicking his tongue at your bundle of nerves.
“slip of the tongue, i promise, doll,” he talks into your drooling pussy, the vibrations sending chills up your body, hands flying to his hair to grab onto toji’s hair and pulling, “you’re my cute lil girlfriend, aren’t ya?” you hate how easily you nod your head, “mine to fuck, and mine to eat out, yeah?”
that sentence alone has you needing to lock eyes with toji just for a moment to see his lips curl up slyly, bottom half of his face soaked with your juices that your stomach contracts a little at the sight, a weak whimper leaving your lips.
“yeah…” you mumble out breathlessly and that’s all it takes for toji to go back to eating, quickly bringing that burning coil in your tummy again while slurping up your arousal. the room feels so hot and you’re sure you’re sweating through your outfit that you so carefully picked out that you’re peeling it off your body. your lover only wraps his larger arms around your thighs when he sees that your pretty tits are out, intoxicated on the thin layer of sweat lining your body and the curve of your upper body.
“toji, toji, toji—” you’re chanting his name like it’s a mantra, dizzy from the constant abuse toji does to your clit, pleasure shooting through your body when he moans around your cunt and you’re cumming with a moan of his name, thighs shivering around his head that he only laughs, humming into your core while you soak his sheets and skin. you’re just about prepared to get fucked when you catch a glimpse of toji’s hand palming his bulge, but that isn’t what toji has in mind when he changes positions again.
“taste s’good, baby,” toji groans, pulling apart your thighs that close from the sensitivity, “let me eat ya out until i’m forgiven.”
and all he can do is stick to his words whenever after each orgasm he pulls from you, you’re shaking your head like you’re saying you aren’t forgiven and he figures out your game soon enough, but whatever his girlfriend says, it goes. it’s just like that for toji who worships every part of you, a mistake rewarded well later when he taps his fat, leaking tip on your cunt and slips in easily from how many times he’s made you cum, reaching nirvana just from hearing your still-loud mewls leaving your worn-out body.
it’ll be something that will be burnt into his brain, forever, but toji doesn’t have time to think about that for now, so he just fucks you like he thinks a sorry man should fuck — deep into your cunt with the promise of being better and the need of giving you everything you ask for, even if it’s something as simple of wanting his cum in you.
whatever his princess wants, his princess gets.
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𝐦𝐨𝐦 & 𝐝𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐭3 | 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨
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✯daniel ricciardo x female reader
✯mom and dad are back at it again…oh yeah and we can’t forget lando too
✯just a little pt3 for mom & dad!! i’ve really loved this little series i think it’s kinda cute🥹🫶🏻
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Mila is with her favourite person in the world today which means mom and dad get to go on a date to celebrate 7 years together, i love you danny thank you for filling Mila and I’s life with so much love, laughter and sunshine, here’s to forever❤️
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username happy anniversary to my parents!!!
username our favourites!!!
username danny + y/n forever!
redbullracing congrats to our favorite couple!❤️
landonorris enjoy your anniversary!!
>ynricciardo pls send more Mila photos shes so cute🥹
>landonorris on it!! we’re having lots of fun♥️
username lando and mila hanging out pls
danielricciardo happy anniversary my love, i love you and mila so much
>ynricciardo🥹♥️
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happy anniversary to my world, thank you for bringing Mila into our lives and for loving me, even when i miss the laundry hamper 50% of the time, here’s to many more♥️
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username HAHAHAHA 50% of the time😭
username my parents 4 LIFE
ynricciardo more like 100% of the time babe nice try🙃
ynricciardo i love you so much though❤️❤️
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username y/n came to correct her man as she should
maxverstappen1 happy anniversary!! 💙
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just doing my duties with my favourite ricciardo❤️
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username godfather lando in action
username omg these are so sweet🥹
username LANDO AND MILA SUPREMACY
ynricciardo lando these are so cute, she really loves you, thank you for taking such amazing care of her and making her so happy🩷
>landonorris always mom🫶🏻
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username lando still calling y/n mom😭
danielricciardo mila makes these photos cute fyi
>landonorris well obviously 🙄
mclaren our favourite little future mclaren racer!!
>ynricciardo no racing.
>mclaren yes ma’am 😅
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baby ricciardo #2 is on the way!! i couldn’t wait any longer to share the news, i blame danny’s smile for this. of course we caught lando’s reaction once again to the news, safe to say he was shocked, we’re just one big happy family 🩷
yes lando is in this family daniel 😁
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username IM SO HAPPY OMG I CANT
username another baby😭😭😭
charles_leclerc congratulations! can i join this family too?
>danielricciardo no
>ynricciardo yes!! ignore daniel!
landonorris i’m kinda scared for this
landonorris jk very excited for you two 🫶🏻
landonorris also take that ricciardo😁
>danielricciardo i’ll change the locks.
>ynricciardo oh you will?
>danielricciardo…..
username yay congrats you two!!!
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same tree one year apart, feeling so lucky to be here growing another little tiny human, mila, your dad and I cannot wait to meet you🤍
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username y/n you look stunning
redbullracing congratulations to mom & dad of the track!❤️
username mama of two!!!
>username you mean 3 including lando…
>username HAHAHHA
landonorris i can’t wait either!! two terrors let’s go!
>danielricciardo just wait till we send both of them to your house
>landonorris mate, im ready 🫡
username im sorry but lando’s relationship with them is too precious ☹️
francisca.cgomes yay!! can’t wait to meet baby ricc #2!!
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Sonic's first interaction with Amy has to go exactly like this or it will be a massive disappointment:
Amy: hello! 😁 I'm Amy, Amy Rose!
Sonic: you... you are another hedgehog!🤯
Amy: eh 😶 yes I am ☺️
Sonic: and you are a GIRL!! 😳
Amy: Em... 😐 Yes, indeed I am one 😅
Sonic: OMG you are a girl hedgehog!! 🫨
Amy: 😑again, yes I am.... Did I...?🤨 Did my hammer hit your head by mistake? Im sorry! I swear I was aiming for the metal yous... 😥😖
Sonic: 😦*snaps out of it *😳 ah? Eh no, I mean almost but no! 😣And that was impressive...🥴But ammm I was just... Shocked!😅 I mean this is my first time...😵💫
Amy: seeing a Girl or something? 🫢
Sonic: whaaaat? 😳No, no no no I mean... 😣I mean seeing myself in METAL yeah that😅, I mean of course I have seen girls before (just not hedgehog girls) *Cough cough *😤 so... What were we doing?😬😁
Amy: hihi 🤭Emmm we were introducing ourselves, I'm Amy Rose and you are...?🙃🫱
Sonic: oh yeah of course 🤓😅* cough * I'm Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog 😎🫲
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Amy: 😏yeah I can definitely see you are a BOY hedgehog hahahaha😄😜
Sonic: oh eh🫠🥴😖 ha ha ha🙄... Good one😆👍
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