#THIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME!!

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[spookberry]

Shhhh theyre thinking

[lotus-pear]

looking cool joker !!

[nauti-ca]

just finished my official origins world save game….. ohhh the sillies. ohhh

[flodaya]

#katniss is a victim of the sassy men apocalypse

[evenlyevi]

Nostalgia

[dvrtrblhr]

study of waldmuller's portrait of louise mayer, but featuring edelgard. it might look like i deviated a lot from the original, but actually the whole skin is pretty much based on it.

i wish i had more time to refine this... but i have so much to do today (and i got distracted by dmcl what's new)

[bkyngw]

don't forget about him

[abstractpyschopomp]

[the-phantom-peach]

miscellaneous zelda art over the last month

… or something ☕️

[ziegenkind094]

their potential in tsc? unmatched

[densewentz]

Girl Dinner

[lightlytoastedcashews]

say whatever tf you want about aftg’s writing or its plot but the switch from neil to nathaniel in tkm???? unmatched. that shit turned my veins to ICE when i read that for the first time. shit had me jumping all around my house. nora sakavic knew exactly what tf she was doing literally nobody is doing it like her. that was PEAK.

[temeyes]

when ur captain asks u to hold the flashlight for him

[metrafish]

i made this a year ago while i was playing hi-fi rush. yeah

[nyamads]