#THIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME!!

[pickerwheelpolls]

You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

[makanioverlord]

me: I wanna make angst and cool art like other artists in the fandom

also me: *draws this instead*

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[waffleslashermaster]

I can’t believe he actually beat him. GLORY TO THE KING

[spookberry]

Shhhh theyre thinking

[bookish-art1st]

Jean & Cat. I genuinely adore them more than anything.

[cookieyaoi]

“In the end, you will become… me! And it’s gonna feel good!” —shadow milk, beast yeast chapter 7

[calmlb]

“Chuuya wasn’t in Dark Era, why is he in this art??”

wdym, he’s right here 🤨

[lotus-pear]

looking cool joker !!

[chickensoup1025]

I support Scar's Wrongs

[nauti-ca]

just finished my official origins world save game….. ohhh the sillies. ohhh

[densewentz]

Girl Dinner

[eggnogtoast]

how are you a grown man and still doing sweater paws?

[flodaya]

#katniss is a victim of the sassy men apocalypse

[abstractpyschopomp]

[evenlyevi]

Nostalgia