#THIS EVENT MAN

[just-space-055]

Okay so i just played day 5 on Sampo event, you guys NEED to see this:

SPOILERS FOR DAY 5!! (duh)

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A MENTAL TORMENT WITHOUT HOPE OF ESCAPE???? SAMPO???

Also the fact that he says to be self-depricating to be open-minded. Like the way he always does. MAKING OTHERS LAUGH AT THE COST OF HIMSELF. I'M CRYING

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I'm guessing that the kind of person he talks about here is Sparkle. She is always more focused on making herself elated rather than other people. That's probably the reason he doesn't like her with the way he says to Trailblazer, "Please don't become someone like that."

THIS EVENT IS SO GOOD I SWEAR

(Also i guess this is literally my first post since i'm very new here, but it's Sampo so it's worth it~)

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

jimmy carter stayed long enough to vote for who he hoped would be the first Black/South Asian female president and then noped out before he had to live through another presidency of the orange man who somehow beat her

fair enough, man

[egophiliac]

still rolling around on the ground over the contrast between Jack and Mal. it's so...🤌🤌🤌

[hearteyespierce]

(x)

[shermangiftbasket]

tboy wrestling I miss you 🥲

[cosmonavo]

The biggest sin in that game is that I can't dating this freak skeleton man

[k3n-dyll]

I know I'm being joke-y about it but I am actually very sad and hurt rn because this ban is just the start of the US government stripping us of our rights! It was never about security risks, it's always been about the rich dickheads in the government not wanting us to be able to speak to one another and spread information about the causes we care about without censorship.

[technically-human]

Payneland² part two because they wouldn't leave me alone

Part 1 here

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.

(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)

[jetlaggingbehind]

DRIPCHUCK REAL???

[erinravenseeker]

I’D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO POINT OUT THAT HE HAS NOT BEEN CONVICTED

The meme culture of internet has jumped on the bandwagon and I’m concerned that by making him the face of all the memes online we are creating a sense of inevitability that he must LEGALLY be guilty, because if not then why would we all be talking about him? The crime is ALLEGED and until ANYONE is convicted we deny, deny, deny

[stil-lindigo]

HELP PALESTINIAN ARCHITECT EVACUATE HER FAMILY FROM GAZA

This is a verified fundraiser for a family of four to evacuate to Cairo. The fund's creator, Amal Abu Shammala, reached out to me personally to share this since she's failed to get her fund on Operation Olive Branch and Let's Talk Palestine's fundraising linktree.

As of right now, she has raised €2,397/ €42,000. You can see the breakdown of what the money will be used for in the fund description.

Please give generously!

[eluminium]

i am so. not normal. about skizz saying that he didn't feel nervous before the Gamers Outreach charity event 2024 was starting. because he felt at home. like he said he still feels nervous in his day job even after 18 years of working there! But doing the charity event? he felt like he was home. like he was where he should be.

contrast that with impulse saying he was sweating to hell and back and preparing for every single way the event could go wrong

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[pandadrake]

Okay future boy. They should hang out.

(Jefferson completely absorbing everything his Spider-man says is peak. Miles, all your dad wants is to listen to you. Water you doin'?)