#THEY REVERSE IT

[quodekash]

in our skyy 2 they’d better reference ‘you punch me once, i kiss you once’ bc he was not kidding about that line and i feel like he could’ve taken advantage of it a whole lot more than he did 

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[skipppppy]

Also damn y’all REALLY liked him huh

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[dramatic-dolphin]

me: i'm adding realism to this medieval fantasy setting

what people think i mean: grime, gratuitous sexual assault and murder, misogyny, child marriage

what i actually mean: everyone reads out loud, women are spinning wool all the time, peasants marry at 20, people wear colors.

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[notherpuppet]

Role reversal AU

[noka-exe]

duality of man….

[amvipod]

i made this car study but when i turned around and came back there was this triangle thing on it… does anyone know how to kill it. does apple cider vinegar work

[makenna-made-this]

Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?

Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this

HATSUNE BEAK-U

(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)

[littleevil0ne1]

✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

[skipppppy]

This has to be an AU already right? I’ve never seen it. I’m doing it. My city now

The angst potential alone haunts me. How long do you think he waited for Ford?? When did it start to sink in that nobody was coming to save him, that nobody would miss him? Would anybody even want him back? How long did it take for his anger, his heartbreak, his grief to turn into acceptance and a belief that this was divine retribution? How long did he work, how many jobs did he take, how much wealth did he accrue, how many brushes with death did he have until he believed he’d “earned” the right to go home and see his brother?? Many such questions. I need to go deeper

[blumineck]

It’s all good fun, until somebody loses an aaAAARRrrgghh!

Hey, I have a Patreon

[certifiedcodbabygirl]

HEAR ME OUT

Let's Get Physical series

pt.2

I need hooker!Soap but with a shy college student who needs help with her physics assignment. She can't go to her professor (he's a dick), and she doesn't really have friends and doesn't wanna seem like an idiot for needing help.

She somehow hears about Soap and hears how he used to be a sniper and demolition expert. That means he knows math and physics, right? There's a confidentiality rule, right? She buys one hour, and when he walks in, he thinks it's just the usual. But she's got her too heavy backpack with some books and worksheets. Okay, so she has a schoolgirl fantasy, easy enough. Except she starts rambling about how she needs help, and her assignment is due soon, and she's stuck. Okay, so she's deep in the fantasy, alright.

She explains she doesn't want sex. She just actually needs help. She knows he knows this shit, and she has no one else to go to. He's slightly baffled, considering most people just get straight into jumping his bones. But no. It's just a shy little thing that needs an A on her physics assignment.

Well, she already paid for the hour, and she's so pretty all flustered like that, who is he to turn her away? Show him the page, hen.