#THEY COUNT IDC THEY COUNT
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character: *brutally kills Nazis or anyone similar to their ilk*
me:
#GAY#nsft/mdni#moon knight comics#indiana jones#magneto#hugo stiglitz#wilhelm wicki#donny donowitz#aldo raine#gi robot#django#Django Unchained#HE COUNTS#DJANGO COUNTS#king schultz#dr king schultz#THEY COUNT IDC THEY COUNT
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𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙔 𝙍𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 😔
#sonic 3#sonic movie 3#ivo robotnik#agent stone#gerald robotnik#stobotnik#it counts as stobotnik idc idc#sonic 3 gifs#silly lil gifs
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Wait, how tf did I miss this.
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #7
You're telling me Forever Evil happened in this universe? You're telling me SPYRAL happened in this universe? I'll have to hope that everything went down very differently because otherwise there's a lot to unpack there that clearly this comic isn't ready for.
#and here I thought this bruce wayne might be more excusable than the others#because if the crime syndicate happened that means spyral happened which means bruce beat up his son to go on a mission in this universe too#unless they changed at all and made it more family friendly (literally)#which I hope so#dick grayson#nightwing#crime syndicate#dc comics#dc#batfamily#batfam#wayne family adventures#batman wfa#side note: ouch because imagine your very traumatic experience that killed you isn't counted as your death#idc if it was only a few minutes it still was pretty damn bad#sure it's not the same as being dead for months#but c'mon
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I AM SPEECHLESS
Gif by @tuserlivia 🖤
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jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!
clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love
duke, in the background: boke!
jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.
clark: 🧍🏻
#source: derry girls#batman#superbat#bruce wayne#does this count as irish jason?#maybe irish batman in general lmao#jason todd#clark kent#duke thomas#batfam#i think it’s hilarious asf if jason is the most protective of bruce#technically this could have fit with damian but i wanted the age to be similar to how long superbat have been together#and it’s also consistent with the audio#jason and duke brother rights#idc what you guys say#also i highly recommend derry girls it’s so good#derry girls
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thinking about cuteness aggression but with james and sirius.
james adores cute things. he's the type to see a cute plushie and immediately buy it because he likes it and he likes having something soft and nice to hold. so surely it's no surprise that he takes a likeness to your cuteness except what you should've realised beforehand was that he was most definitely a squeezer. and with his toned arms from all his athleticism, it was sure to knock the breath out of you every time you succumbed to one of his attacks. luckily, there is a pattern, his cuteness aggression strikes when you're in oversized (his) clothes and if your cheeks are full of a sweet treat. he just thinks it's so cute how soft you look and before he knows it, he's captured you, mid speech, in his arms and giving you an affectionate squeeze as he rubs his cheek against your own, cooing softly about how you're the sweetest and most adorable person to ever exist. he doesn't release you until the next morning when you need to go to the washroom, although very reluctantly because he enjoys being cuddled up in bed.
sirius has a different way of displaying his cuteness aggression and you're quite sure it has everything to do with his spirit animal. he gets random urges to nip at you when he thinks you're looking extra cute. his favourite places to leave a little bite are on your cheeks and thighs, your most supple areas that he adores. he just can't resist it, and it surely doesn't help your case that when he's in one of his episodes of gently nipping at you, you let out the most adorable and delightful giggles he's ever heard that just spurs him on to continue his ticklish attacks. he's obsessed with you and just loves leaving little marks to show how you grab a hold of his heart. (although he's absolutely on board if you reverse it on him and start biting him instead)
#ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ#i think sirius is a biter#and james is a squeezer#and that's canon idc#james potter x reader#sirius black x reader#james potter fluff#sirius black fluff#harry potter x reader#harry potter headcanon#james potter headcanon#sirius black headcanon#does this count as prongsfoot x reader?#i'm quite into prongsfoot if i'm being honest#anyway these are are just some of my thoughts
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The real horror is all the osha violations
#another poster!!! this one wasn’t made an hour after I watched a playthrough in a frantic haze lol#def happier with it I think but both are chill#fr tho the safety hazards on that rig idc if it was literally falling apart Take Responsibility /j#my art#art#still wakes the deep#does this count as body horror???
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god dammit marina ida one day you will wear a shirt
#I KNOW. I KNOW I’M FIVE FOOT FUCKING FOUR. I KNOW.#I KNOW THE DOOR HANDLE CLEARS HALF OF MY BODY.#I KNOW I DON’T HAVE ABS AND I’VE NEVER SEEN THE TOP OF MY REFRIGERATOR#I’M SORRY I CAN’T BE HER#would you believe i thrifted this entire cosplay for under $50#boots (not pictured) included#like okaaaaay smart shopper#marina ida#splatoon#splatoon 3#squidposting#grand festival#grandfest#now or never seven#cosplay#freshbeeth#fresh beeth#marina would have a dirty mirror i’m being method#technically this counts as a halloween costume so#halloween#as always gay people can look disrespectfully#idc if you’re a stone gay mlm you’re invited#lgbt solidarity and allat#damn i really be yappin in these tags huh
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hold. I'm curious about this now
*chosen/proper name, not necessarily a dead/legal name
edit if you have more than one name and aren't attached to any of them pick the fourth option thank you love and light second edit if your view of your name is neutral or you feel like you'd respond to anything. fourth option too
#[.txt]#poll#I'm on an end of the spectrum because idc about the name I'm called except prefering it not to be aligned with my agab#but I have recently been told that to some people it's a really important thing so I'm curious as to how that rates to tumblr dot com#anyway#take in count that I also don't have a solid sense of identity so my view of names and of the self is: skewed 👍
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Certainly an idea that happened while resting from comms
#the nailmaster brothers legally adopted ghost they count idc#part of me thought it was a good idea#I wasn't wrong#was about to add shadelord but they wouldn't fit#sly is eating them all up tho#who's your pick? 😉#JFDKLSJDF#please accept this as my offer for shitposting has been a long time since one of those#traitor lord#troupemaster grimm#grimm hk#and grimmchild#pale king i guess#pk hk#sly hk#grubfather hk#nailmaster oro#nailmaster sheo#nailmaster mato#hollow knight#HK#hk shitpost#great nailsage sly
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I’ve been thinking about women from different medias lately.
i just got out of an artblock…. Coloring is hard guys :(((
#art#digital art#ibispaintx#phone art#dunmesh#falin dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#sousou no frieren#frieren: beyond journey's end#on a leash#dorohedoro#nikaido#slight blood#you can count this as a crackship post#Idc honestly#ruce duvall#THE GRIND NEVER STOPS!!!!!#I will NOT stop drawing women that haunt me#Oh yeah I dreamt of AsaReze#Expect that sooner or later#dunmeshi fanart#frieren fanart#frieren anime#dorohedoro fanart
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FNAAAAF!!!!!!!!! FFFNNNNNAAAAAAAAF okay sorry. more CTW au uhh here’s how i imagine millie’s grandpa, from what i’ve seen he’s only described as having wispy hair and wearing a ratty flannel every day 👍 i think he’s a silly guy trying his best and i feel so so bad for him in canon </3
random info if you’re in the mood to read:
i’d imagine millie would survive by making some kind of a deal with freddy. considering the minigame in the into the pit game it’s implied half of his arm is missing alongside bonbon, i’m thinking eventually she would steer the conversation like
“pleeeeaaase bro let me bribe you i’ll find your lost arm and hand i’ll be so generous and love my life and give to charity starting with you”
“what hand?? i have my hand.”
“no your other hand, the one that’s missing”
“i didn’t have a hand over there 🙄🙄🙄 i had a handPUPPET.”
so she’d use that to her advantage and maybe he would give her a week or so to try and find bonbon while dropping rlly vague hints of where he last saw him because he’s torn between genuinely wanting to find him and also wanting millie to fail so he can just kill her. he has no faith she’ll actually find him though so he’s rlly not that helpful and thinks her panic about the situation is really funny. also he’d 100% convince her that if she tried to tell her grandpa or family that the Weird Broken Robot Bear tried to kill her nobody would believe her and at MOST just shrug and tell her not to go near him
and i KNOOW i know he’s programmed to kill but with how broken he is maybe he’s a little messed up in the head and his programming is a liiiittle out of whack rn so he’s able to choose whether or not to kill millie instead of her fate being sealed the moment she’s alone w/ him
but yeah i have a fun silly idea of where bonbon might be also considering the into the pit minigame thing :) this is more than just a CTW AU tbh this is just me fucking around with the fazbear frights books and connecting multiple stories together and having fun. it’s complete bullshit i haven’t actually read any of these stories for myself, im just having fun. shrugs
#my art#doodles#digital art#artists on tumblr#funtime freddy#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#count the ways#fazbear frights#millie fitzsimmons#millie’s grandpa#LOL idk why they didn’t name him 😭😭#i’ll find my own name for him idc#bonbon fnaf#mentioned#fnaf sl#fnaf sister location
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idec anymore. sending this out into the wild
#is this nsft idk#im not tagging this anymore than that if this post finds its people it finds them#snap sketches#this is my idea of drunk posting ig idk. highkey the whiskey's like pretty much worn off but while i was making this post i felt the effect#im still posting it idc havent posted no bullfuckery in a minute and i guess this counts if youre dehydrated enough#listen all i know is that house of m magneto is being released on my birthday and i saw the rendered model for it#and im very not normal. i drew this before seeing it on my tl but still#im just that in tuned with teh universe idk ..#anyway its my bitch ass friend kaylas birthday today. whatever. already wisehd her happy bday#i wanted to draw a comic bout pietro getting mags terrible shampoo that dries his hair out#'is that why' yeah thats why i drew this. too lazy to draw all that rn but the idea of him wearing his helmet in the shower makes me laugh#alas new mutants has shown me he DOES properly wash her hair or whatever ... who even cares ...#also 'snap thats really specific' yeah because i used shampoo my bro got me and it dried my hair out#and i know this because the second i switched shampoos my hair was good and Nto Dry agian the FUCK. evil.#ok bye. im gonna laze around on the couch until i pass out vjLEAKVJAKLJ
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gossip
#Mel Medarda#Viktor#Arcane#They are wearing Talis house crests#Because they are fiending#fiends#gossips#besties#look#they could have been great you know#mel#melvik#jaymelvik if you squint#sketch#doodle#guys#i feel so powerful#i really really REALLY enjoy having the power to draw what i want#the colors on this are a bit saturated but idc#bffs#best friends forever#does this count as a rare pair#poly vibes if you squint#bisexual besties#my art
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Luffy week day four: i still have my friends
#ik i said i would miss it but ive been sat around lost all day#idk if this counts but idc rn#drawing to keep myself from dissociating#sorry folks#one piece#op#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#nico robin#usopp#nami#chopper#franky#jinbe#brook#sanji#zoro#god usopp#cat burglar nami#cyborg franky#soul king brook#jinbe one piece#brook one piece#my art#luffy week 2024#luffyweek2024#strawhat pirates#mugiwara pirates
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