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Just out of curiosity, how many requests have you received? And what wips are currently in the works? No pressure to answer if you don’t feel like doing so. Anyways….drink water Lucky😭

(p.s. every time I see you post about your bugs and reptiles my mind somehow gave you the nickname “bug-boy”)

i haven't counted but, like, 10? i think? i think there's around 10 sitting in my inbox, but that's not including the ones I haven't yet answered 😭💀

only WIP rn is chapter 19 of My Technician but YOU KNOW THAT dhfksnfkskfkskgksk

"drink water" what am I, an animal?

(also, that's fine dhfksjfkskf)

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some outside time for the isopods

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ok, Caesar.

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Yet another fanfic writer ask game!

Compliment your writing!

How do you react to positive comments?

How do you react to negative comments?

Post a screenshot of one of your favorite comments

Quote one of your fics out of context

Vaguely spoil one of your fics without telling us which one it is

Share the first line of your five most recently published fics

Share the last line that you wrote

Tell us your favorite thing to drink when you write

Tell us your favorite thing to snack on when you write

What fandom do you write for most often?

What fandom do you want to write for more often?

Do you ever write crossovers?

What two fandoms would you write a crossover for?

What fic of yours would you most like to rewrite?

What is one of your favorite words or phrases to use in writing?

What trope is your favorite to write?

What trope have you not written yet, but want to?

What headcanon do you always include in your stories?

What was the last thing you researched for a story?

What do you do when you get writer's block?

When do you usually write? (day of the week or time of day)

Where do you usually write?

Which fic do you think is your funniest?

Which fic do you think is your saddest?

Which fic do you think is your scariest?

Which fic do you think is your most adventurous?

Which fic is closest to your heart?

Which fic would you most like to have fan art done for?

Which fic would you most like to have its own fanfic written for?

Which fic would you most like to see made into a movie?

Which fic would you most like to write a sequel to?

Which of your fic titles is your favorite?

What title do you want to use, but can't figure out a story to fit?

Have you ever written a fic because you were inspired by a title?

Have you ever written a fic because you were inspired by a song?

Pick one of your fics and share three songs to go with it

Pick three of your fics and share a song to go with each

Pick one of your fics and share an image to go with it. (Unsplash is a good source)

Pick one of your fics and share a quote to go with it (not a quote from the fic, but an outside quote that fits)

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I love how he doesn't dissuade Ellie from coming along with him/wanting to sort out the power and how he ignores Hammonds misogyny.

I feel like they both had good moan about everything whilst sat in the car together. 😅

that was wlw/mlm solidarity in its purest form !!!! Muldoon refusing to entertain it & refusing to back down from Sattler's side was an immediate "fuck you" to Hammond as much as it was a gay man siding w a lesbian !!!!

they 100% did tho, like, there was NO WAY that Muldoon didn't immediately kick off going "that fucking cunt-" 😭

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No nuance

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I'm also sure that when the group first meet Muldoon and he's being completely honest with them about the raptors that this was his attempt at sabotaging Hammond by trying to convice them to give them the Park the thumbs down 👎.

I think Hammond calling Muldoon an "alarmist" was him trying to preemptively convince Grant and Co that he was overreacting cause he probably knew full well what he was going to tell them.

Which is a real dick move from Hammond considering Robert is probably still somewhat traumatised from from seeing what happened to that poor worker at the beginning of the film! (And trying to save him) 😢 only for him to be called an "alarmist" 🤬

tbh, yeah. we see from the start that Muldoon DOES NOT fuck about w health & safety, esp when it comes to people under his charge (such as the gatekeeper at the beginning & the rest of the loading team!), but we do also see that he's SEVERELY disregarded by Hammond over health and safety, and that he's under equipped to be dealing w what he is (the scene where he goes into the cupboard for his gun & we see that there's Harding anything there) - time and time again, Hammond all but threw aside safety, precaution, and human life whereas Muldoon was doing everything that he could to make sure that other people were safe.

yeah tbh, Hammond pulled the whole "well, this HIGHLY QUALIFIED and HIGHLY EXPERIENCED individual is actually just overreacting and he isn't really saying what he means!", which we can also see by the TONE in which Hammond speaks - he's rushed, he's nervous, he's panicking bc he NEEDS the health and safety violations to be hidden, to be unspoken about, just as much as he needs the animal welfare violations (improper diets w little/no supplementation such as calcium, small conditions/cramped enclosures, not protected from pain/injury/suffering/disease, not sheltered from weather/no ability to shelter from weather, etc etc etc), just so that he can make a LOOOOOT of money off of the exploitation of man & beast.

Muldoon was definitely traumatised tbh, I mean, who WOULDN'T be, esp when he put himself directly in harm's way and told the others surrounding him to stay BACK and use long range weaponry instead of the up close ones that they had (we see several staff holding electric batons/tasers in that same scene) - he watched somebody he KNEW die. and he KNOWS Hammond is to blame, bc Hammond didn't make dinosaurs, he made (as Grant so eloquently put in JP3) "genetically engineered theme park monsters" - he didn't make animals, he made nightmares.

and then, yeah, yk, we also have just the Basic Fact that Muldoon HAS qualifications and he HAS experience, esp w large, predatory, animals so OF FUCKING COURSE he's going to be on Hammond's back about it!! Muldoon knows what the fuck he's doing, Hammond DOESN'T. Muldoon CARES about what the fuck he's doing & the potential LIVES that might be lost bc of Hammond - Hammond does not, as long as he gets his money.

and Hammond HATED him for it, and he hated him MORE when Muldoon didn't JUST side w Sattler over him, but ALSO refused to so much as entertain Hammond's misogyny, let alone agree with it - just completely blanked him on it and went w her. which yeah, I think that also MASSIVELY pissed Hammond off tbh.

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massive transphobe (tumblr this is a joke)

notice how I said it's JUST YOU, it's an INDIVIDUAL hatred bc YOU GAVE ME PLAGUE

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I rewatched Jurassic Park the other day and I never really noticed before but I swear when Hammond, Muldoon, Arnold ect...are in the control room together watching the tour every time Hammond says anything like :

"Lets start the tour program!" and "So much for our first tour, two no shows ect..." or moaning about having to pause cause there's a HUGE STORM on the way Muldoon is constantly giving him MAJOR side eye 😒

"seriously John???? This is what your worried about"

Extra convinced now after having now read the book and seeing that he was constantly arguing with Hammond. I'm sure that this is canon for the film too.

Muldoon is very British in the regard that, even tho he isn't SAYING IT, you can see he's stood there thinking "my days, would you shut the fuck up before I wet you the fuck up?" tbh and I LOVE HIM for that !!!!

I think you are right tho, and it does show that Muldoon v clearly Does Not get along w Hammond and is v much there bc he HAD to take the job, as opposed to he WANTED to take the job (also, remember that this man is a conservationist FIRST so it's not just personal, it's also v much political!)!

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muldoon's pussy is #b77e7e, he keeps his bush neat and trimmed, he's got fat outer lips, and a massive tdick

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LUCKY IS TRANSPHOBIC!!!!! HE SAID HE'D STAB A HETEROSEXUAL TRANS PERSON!!!!!

one day, Jay, someone is going to see the asks that you send me and they're gonna take it seriously and there will be a call out post and then YOU will have to explain the entire fucking joke 😭

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muldoon has a fat old man pussy

JAY STOP 😭

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muldoon is nonbinary transmasculine he/him, they/them

good for him, I hope they're happy.

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told this guy i was nonbinary and he said "fine, I'll give you a headstart" then he counted to five before he pulled out a knife and tried to stab me

I love equal opportunists