#THEY ARE SO MARRIED TO ME IDC IDC
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Not to be delusional or what not (totally reaching, however I do pilates so I’ll be aight) but you’re telling me that Al-Haitham, a person who has been portrayed to care mostly, but not solely, for his own agenda… heard what can be denoted as trouble for Cyno and his kin… and so he… he went out of his way to… oh my gosh y’all I-… *deep breaths*… he went out of his way to rally a group (assuming, we don’t know for sure but ASSUMING) to help Cyno face his problems like I- I need a moment this is
#haino#cytham#delulu#THAT’S HIS MAN#THEY ARE SO MARRIED TO ME IDC IDC#I was actually so scared for Cyno’s 2nd quest due to leaks#but#tho my expectations are lower#I think I will enjoy it regardless#can’t wait to see how the intrigue unfolds!#this is how all my cyhaino angst wip starts btw just fun fact
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10 years later
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushi#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh#u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel#this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj#specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art#anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard#i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same#especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat#but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door#maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons#also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things#new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier#god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs#i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work
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Penelope is also Athena's pet/blorbo/special little mortal/etc. and if you think otherwise you're straight up wrong.
You're also wrong if you think Athena only likes Penelope because of Odysseus and/or Telemachus. As if Athena didn't see a young Penelope pull some shit and immediately think "Oh! Another mind to mold! C'mere you! Let's do some riddles and weaving!". Athena was happy that two of her favorite pets have met and fell in love!
#maybe even Athena introduced them! idk#I mean c'mon. Pen is KNOWN for her weaving AND her Cunning and she basically knew that was Odysseus that was in disguise#Athena had to make Penelope go to sleep because she was sad AND she would've figured shit out.#Idc who Athena favored first but Athena definitely favored Penelope even before she was married. I will die/kill on that hill#everytime I see someone minimize/erase/devalue/etc. Penelope I want to bash my head against the wall.#*bangs pots and pans together in rage*#I think some of you only like Penelope because Odysseus likes her :') not all but... enough that it makes me sad.#like I've noticed some people only like my odysseus posts and not my Penelope ones. and oof. ;~; that tells me a lot😞#like yes. she's a bit of an enigma...AND THAT'S THE POINT. She's so intelligent that she's tricking the narrator/audience AND Odysseus!#Mad rambles#penelope#penelope of ithaca#penelope odyssey#penelope of sparta#Water Wife#odyssey#the odyssey#greek mythology#tagamemnon#athena#epic the musical#shot by odysseus#essay
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ppl who genuinely think that jon should just be a king-consort who doesnt interfere with politics and just lets his wife do all the dirty work should consider themselves opps bc were not reading the same books im sorry to say. ppl r so obsessed with making jon out to be some ambitionless wifeguy and a lapdog and thats literally so annoying bc thats a completely different guy!!! ur making up a guy in ur brain!!!! he joins the nights watch bc hes ambitious bc thats the one place where bastards may rise high hes daydreamed and pretended to be the lord of winterfell as a child hes been groomed by joer mormont FOR leadership and IS a leader now and when stannis offers jon winterfell and val he WANTS it he wants it so bad but refuses it to lead the nights watch. if u dont want that then u dont want jon idk what to tell u
#jon snow#asoiaf#house stark#valyrianscrolls#chaos reads#a song of ice and fire#RAUGHHHH sorry a post annoyed me so bad. carry on w ur day#idc abt shipping in honest but this annoys me at times... u dont want jon u want a lap dog....#whats wrong with him being ambitious or having dreams even if he married (blank) why do u want a wet napkin instead....
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#zokiku#roronoa zoro#kiku#op kiku#op#fanart#guyss i love them so bad#i have zokiku diseas3#zoro and kiku are madly deeply truly in love with oneanother#context for the comic is that kiku and zoro have been married at least 10 years zoro is worlds greatest swordsman#they like to flirt with eachother as if they dont know eachother ok idc if itsnout of character#its canon to me#i love u zokiku#also i think zoro and kiku just intensely stare at eachother for hours on end they love it#swordsman to swordsman communication#t4t#:)
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Shulk going dad joke mode at the tender age of 18.... dude had a huge arsenal of them ready when Nikol was born i can tell
Reyn laughing at Shulk's pun is also so funny, Nikol didn't stand a chance, that kid was born surrounded by constant puns lmao
#reposting from my twitter cause shulkreyn gives me so much life lmao#xenoblade chronicles#xenoblade chronicles 1#i haven't played the xc3 dlc but shulk being a dad is like the funniest thing ever#wdym SHULK had a kid???? wdym SHULK IS NOW A DILF???#ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME SHULK#dad shulk is such a funny concept#really sad that his kid doesn't know he's his dad thanks to xc3 shenanigans#cause like dad shulk would be both super nurturing and also annoying af#UNCLE REYN IS ALSO THE FUNNIEST CONCEPT EVER#or dad reyn#let nikol have two dads and one mom#fiora/shulk/reyn ot3 forever idc thathe canonly marries sharla#sharla can MARRY ME INSTEAD
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earthspark rant (with megop eyes)
just started watching earthspark - im gonna throw up from how endearing megatron finds optimus. why are they so cute. ITS ONLY EP 1&2???
like the "oh don't be so hard on him, optimus just does what he truly believes is right" and "haha his robot emoji always gets me" and when optimus is like roll out! megatron is still smilin and shit and is like "i can never tell if he means me <3"
they are gonna be the death of me.
update 12 hours later: i binged the whole thing. it's 5am. could i have more? (Also I did not expect to come out of this shipping some BreakBee)
#mini rant#i can't keep it in#i need to scream it somewhere#earthspark#megop#they are literally married#idc what anyone says#old married couple type of shi#hope theres no more divorcing later on#tfe megop#im so happy bruh#its like a dream to see them working together#so far i hate ghost though they give me bad vibes#optimus why do u pick the most sus ppl to work with
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#identity v#mike morton#norton campbell#art#my art#idv#tonton#nortmike#mike stole the ciggy from norton#god i want them married#in my head they have gloves on so their rings dont get dirty#theyre SOOO married.#married to me#idc#this is mostly why i dont like seeing mole in a pair with other skins#thats swifts husband#delusional#Spotify
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i was going 2 fill out the other sides but honestly. i am too tired 2 do that. always thinking about the doctorriverjack polycule though <33
#something about immortality. or something#theyre all married because obviously river is the doctor's wife & the doctor mentions 'maybe' being married to jack in one novel. &#jack & river get married in r&j.#so like#all of the doctors are there because idc qhat canon says. they've both met most of the doctors to ME‼️#doctor who#river song#jack harkness#the doctor#doctorriver#doctorjack#riverjack#doctorriverjack
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t4t timcass leaning into the physical similarities and incest angle
YEAH YOU GET IT-
TimCass looking physically similar my beloved. i just love when they're so similar it's *creepy*. mannerisms, looks, how they wear their hair, how they fight, all of it. esp if other heroes actually assume they *are* related. and Tim and Cass never correct them bc ppl nonchalantly call Dick his brother so sure, Cass is his sister too in that sort of way. and Cass doesn't really care what people assume about her family. (could be fun too if this was during the time Cass didn't know her mom anyway so like. she didn't know either way)
and being t4t. your brain. trans!Cass is so fun. bc her trans identity would likely be the first personal identity she develops and femininity would be so important to her for her understanding who she is. it gives her freedom and the room to be perceived in a way that she has control of. would be so fun for Tim to help her with makeup and shaving. i like the thought they're just so used to each other bodies that nakedness isn't something they question even before getting together. they shower together anyway, so why wouldn't Tim help Cass learn how to shave her legs. why wouldn't Cass wash Tim's hair for him.
i think it's fun if Tim going on T increases his sex drive *immensely*, to the point it makes him borderline frustrated how horny he is all the time. (as is common for a lot of transmasc folks) and so they're in the shower together and Tim is annoyed, shifting around and Cass just wraps her arms around him and slip a hand between his legs to help him out before he can even ask what she's doing. on the flip side, Tim massages Cass chest while she's struggling with the tenderness of breast growth on E and she ends up jerking off as he does it bc it's the first time that pain hasn't been a bad thing for her. mutual jerking off becomes so common until it leads to sex in all sorts of creative ways as they explore their gender expressions. Cass finds one of Tim's old dresses in his closet and puts it on so she can wear it while she rides a strap she puts on him. they lean into the incest in bed too, Cass very pleased to call Tim her brother when she's tugging on his bottom growth.
also fun if as they both transition, it makes them harder and harder to tell apart. they trade clothes and their voices and bodies go through changes that both Dick and Bruce have gone "Tim can you- wait shit you're Cass sorry-" more than once. and neither of them mind. bc there's something pleasing about looking so much like the person they love so deeply. it connects them and makes them virtually twins that no one will ever seperate.
#necrotic answerings#timcass#casstim#cassandra cain x tim drake#physically similar TimCass my beloved#hey what if I wrote Tim and Cass as biological siblings. then what.#something something David has a one night stand with a random Gotham socialite#and a young Janet marries her good friend Jack so her pregnancy isn't a scandal and he just raises Tim as his own#do Tim and Cass know? do they even care? does it bring them closer?#would be so fun. Cass would cling to Tim as her family. finally having family she can love unconditionally#and no one is going to take him from her.#I like making batcest ships actually incest. it's fun to me.#like if antis wanna call it incest then fine. I'll incest it idc#I rlly love incest in fiction I think it explores the most toxic forms of codependency.
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maven playing fuck marry kill but his options are all three of his fiances
#easy answer he wants to do all three to mare#or neither he wants to fuck and marry thomas and kill the rest of them 🥱🥱#cha ching#idc if ive said it before its so funny to me that he fumbled all three of them 😭😭#hes so unserious#red queen#maven calore#red queen series#war storm#glass sword#kings cage#mare barrow#mareven#iris cygnet#evangeline samos
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Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend, trophy husband of Yuuri Katsuki, Viktor Nikiforov!
#oh and fuck that post#HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BOI YOU DESERVE THE WORLD#christmas ends on the 24th here so GUESS WHAT#THE 25TH IS ALL ABOUT VIKTOR BABYYY#also theyre married your honour idc what plaintiff has to say because im right they have no grounds to sue#anyway i drew this before yuuris birthday and has been sitting on it for a month now and i am SO glad to get it posted#and despite having that much time to prepare this post im sitting here on christmas eve and typing this out while hiding from festivities#also IGNORE THAT THE COAT ISNT ACCURATE I JUST DREW IT OKAY#its embarrassing as someone who lives in a cold country to draw a winter coat wrong#people from warm countries have no idea what im talking about probably and if you do or are from a cold country and know then no you dont#the coat is perfect youre just imagining things#also lemme tell you those eyelashes made me so happy to draw#i ADORE pale lashes theyre so fun#tbh i adore all colours but im particularly fond of white grey and black hair and white lashes#its just so chefs kiss#if you have pale invisible lashes that you think make you look weird no they dont they make you look incredible#also yes this is ABSOLUTELY a companion piece to the birthday piece i did for yuuri#i said i liked to imagine that piece being how viktor sees yuuri#well heres viktor looking at yuuri#yuri on ice#yuri on ice fanart#fanart#art#arom antix art#arom antix#viktor nikiforov
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Wdym regulus emasculating sirius👁️👁️
I have no idea what you mean, Jamie, I have no idea. I think you are being strange-
I don't think Regulus does it in an "I was a born a woman and now suffers that while [Sirius] gets to prance around." Type of thing. I think if anyone thinks that, it's Walburga and Narcissa. The difference is that for example, Narcissa wants the position of power associated with a man while still being a woman (she thinks she's capable as a woman) while Regulus thinks he can be a better man himself as a whole.
Regulus doesn't view Sirius very highly in terms of being the Head of the House [Black]. Sirius goes against their family teachings, actively fights back against his family, and runs away, etc etc. With this, Regulus views him as rather weak, and since I think Regulus associated the purity views with love, he kinda also thinks that Sirius is a coward for not giving into those views for their family and by extension, Regulus. By emasculating Sirius, Regulus is admitting he can be a better "man" or he is "more of a man" than his brother.
I am aware that I sound like those people who say Regulus is sexist and believe me I know that, I'm sorry but I think sexism is so SO heavy in the stuff we embed into the Pureblood Society of Harry Potter (arrange marriages, victorian "aesthetics") (in my case, Chinese culture) that kinda "ties" everything together. Even though the idea of sexism is a rlly weird topic with Trans Regulus and the female characters of the Marauders (once again another thing that the fandom does to make up for the lack of female content). If you're gonna hc Regulus as trans, it is going to happen with the connections you put into the Purebloods. Yk? Anyway I'll shut up about this lol
Regulus is trying to validate the man he isn't allowed to be by emasculating Sirius' biological masculinity that comes with his identity as a cis man. It's less about the fact he's afab but it's more selfish, catering to Regulus, specifically as a closeted Trans Man. In a broader view, you could say it reflects his selfish nature in a very wide range way.
#ALL OF THIS IS SPOKEN IN A TRADITIONAL ASPECT I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO SAY THAT GENDER ROLES DONT RLLY EXIST TO ME DO WHATEVER U WANT IDC <3#srry if this is a mess lolll#there is also something very interesting in the fact that regulus was brought up with the idea HE going to leave the family#by getting married and then sirius runs away/relationship with remus#all his situations reflect traditionally male-esque yet he is seen as a female by those around him#this also the case with bellatrix! All her situations points to being male-centered the only difference here is that she#in canon becomes a mom sealing her character as a woman#this is even more funnier since i was just calling cassius (Shakespeare) my pookie 5 secs ago#i probably sound so silly pls dont judge me#ivan gets the mail#regulus black#regulus arcturus black#trans regulus black#trans regulus#jamie tag#the black brothers#chinese black brothers
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okay please hello i haven't seen anyone talk about this article which is so funny and my favorite thing ever ermm happy pride month i guess
#house md#emi text#to be honest chase is a lesbian TO ME but he's a terrible one at that. and i feel whatever him and cameron had going on is just like the#messiest lesbian relationship to ever exist. lets fuck. no nevermind i was high. i changed my mind lets fuck again. ok no we gotta stop.#hey i think im in love with you. bummer. hey sure im in love with you too i think i mean i guess. lets get married. no nevermind. no ok yes#we are so happily married i love you even tho this is so boring kinda. you have your dead husbands sperm frozen. YOU KILLED A MAN?#but i gotta say he's like schrodingers queer. hes gay hes a lesbian hes straight hes trans IDC i love all of it
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Link to template for anyone who would like to do this as well ( ˙ ▽ ˙ ) ノ♡
Thanks for the tag @meownotgood :3 ♡
can you tell which one’s the jokester and which one’s the serious one??
#me and Giyuu are the ‘didn’t ask’ type of relationship lol#we aren’t secretive but we also aren’t showy#someone would be like “’WHAT?!?! YOUVE BEEN MARRIED FOR FIVE YEARS?! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY?!’#and we just ‘¯\_(:/)_/¯ didn’t ask’#lolol#also Giyuu ages me me bc idc and no one can do anything about it#me and Giyuu forever#I ALSO CANT COME UP EITH A SHIP NAME :(((#I think crimson is too sharp and clunky to fit with any of my faves 😔😔#so is my legal name#I’m open to suggestions though lol#selfship shenanigans#crimsonkenjii rambles#crimsonkenjii art
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Sorry but Thra'lani (as a platonic and a romantic ship, tbh) has taken over my entire brain right now. They are sOoOooo- ahkajsjjdjssksjirjdjjrjsjfw.
#i want both of them to step on me#the bi panic is so real right now#thrawn and lani are giving old married couple vibes in treason#like: this is sO different to their ascendancy dynamic somehow but it's also similar if you know what i mean#anyway i am low key shipping them harder than i was before#:D#thra'lani#thrawn#ar'alani#hydro rambles#they are both bisexual to me and idc what anyone else here thinks
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