#THE KIDS EVER!!

[rarelyseencephalopod]

tell me ab hawmitch kids ,,,,

AAAA MY BELOVEDS YESSSSSS

Okay okay in birth order of first to last:

Brent and Stuart: twin boys who are very much like their mother. Theyre sweethearts, good boys who are very close with their family. They love to be mischievous and silly, usually found roughhousing and playing in the dirt. They also both know how to sew! Margaret has taught them bc they tear their clothes so often, so (once theyre old enough ofc) she's taught them how to repair their clothes. Brent especially has taken to it, and eventually even starts making his own clothes entirely/enjoys clothing design and costuming. The twins are pretty similar in personality and looks (brown hair and green eyes, very tall), though as they get older their personalities become more their own. Stuart is an academic and sports kid, does well in school. Brent also does well, but he especially loves drama and theatre, and is the best costume maker in the whole school. Enjoys sports like lacrosse and golf

Pearl: their first daughter and about two years younger than her brothers. absolute spitting image of Nathaniel except for the deep blue eyes of Margaret, and her hair is platinum blonde rather than silver-grey. She's close to her father practically right from birth, in which she stops crying the minute she's placed in his arms. This is continual through infancy, she almost never cries when with him. As a toddler, she can always be found tugging at his robe or in his arms. She's even interrupted sermons before by waddling up on stage and asking for "uppies". Nathaniel adores all the children, but Pearl is truly his little companion. She's a bit of a shy kid, but quickly grows to learn her father's confidence, and tends to be a smart-ass the older she gets at school. She's kind and respectable tho, so she is well-liked. She is gifted a cross necklace for one of her birthdays by her parents bc she wanted one just like her papa wears (the handmade one from Margaret on their first anniversary). As well, Pearl is the only child to develop an ability, and it is similar to Nathaniel's. Its a horrific awakening, and Nathaniel has never revealed to the kids he even has an ability bc of all it holds for him. Ofc, once Pearl's awakens, he tells her and it becomes a point of special contact for them.

Ashley "Ash": third son and about four years younger than Pearl. He's called ash because his hair is the same grey as Nathaniel's, even at a young age. Ash is an exceptionally small and quiet boy. He's mostly non-verbal in his infant and toddler years. He usually sticks with Pearl bc his other siblings are too rowdy. Ash struggles alot through his life, dealing early in teenagerhood with auditory hallucinations and delusions. Because he's so quiet, he usually keeps all this to himself, and many do not know his struggles. His family adores him, especially the twins who always seek to protect him. Margaret and Nathaniel would do anything for their little boy, and so his untimely death at 19 is devastating to them all.

Phoebe: the last child and second daughter, she's loud and boisterous. Though about seven years younger than her twin brothers, she attaches to them almost instantly, and quickly becomes their beloved companion on their playtime adventures. She's equally mischievous and also just as stubborn and outspoken like her mother. Generally a sporty/outdoorsy kid, but she loves making up stories, inspired by when her father reads to her.

The siblings are all really close and supportive of each other, though that doesn't mean they dont fight or argue as kids do. But at the end of the day they'll always band together/have each other's backs. Theyre all adored by their parents, Margaret being used to having a large family. Nathaniel is not, but that makes them all the more precious to him.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[glitter-stained]

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[rebisrot]

MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT GRAVITY FALLS IS THE HAPPY ENDING!! STAN REMEMBERS!! FIDDLEFORD FORGIVES!! PACIFICA HAS FRIENDS!! SOOS BECOMES MR. MYSTERY!! THE TWINS HAVE A BANGING BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!! DIPPER GETS A MEMENTO FROM WENDY!! MABEL GETS TO KEEP WADDLES!! STAN AND FORD MAKE UP AND SAIL AWAY ON THE STAN O' WAR II!! THE WORLD ALMOST ENDED!! BUT IT DIDN'T!! AND WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD IT IS!!!!

[choppocco]

to be understood!

[camojacketfag]

Illustrations by Stephen Gammell for Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark

[novaneondream]

it’s our turn to make you smile

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton’s happiest day in FNAF

[hinamie]

inflict

[pharmasrightarm]

oops, still feral over pre-war Dead End Dratchet

(drift: you're rusting at every joint gasket: but isn't that doctor chummy with the cops? we're literal thieves??)

started with the headcanon that drift hung around the clinic like a feral wet cat for a while, then halfway through shading these, I started thinking, what if deadlock was an especially reliable assassin because he knew what kind of damage would make sure that even the best of the best couldn't bring you back

[freakcliff]

many things about the chronicles of Narnia made me irrevocably insane at the small age of six years old but one of the big ones was the bit in prince Caspian where caspian blows susan's horn to try and summon help and it summons the pevensie kids like. that's crazy ok. that's insane. imagine at 12 years old you're given a horn thats purpose is basically summoning divine intervention & then years later someone blows it and summons YOU . I'm crazy !

[hauwunted]

The most horrifying aspect of parents saying "my kid could do that" about art is that they never ever ever mean "wow my kid is good enough to be in a museum" and they always always always mean "I want to disrespect you so much I'll do it by implying that this thing is just as worthless as the things my child makes with their hands" and right in front of them too. Your kids can hear you u know, and the things they make with their hands are the least worthless and most precious aspects of human life I'll kill u

[jsheios]

splat 2 sketch comic for the starving agent 4 fans (me)

[pjharvey-moved]

baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…