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Friendly reminder that the Fitzgerald vs. sskk fight and the Fukuchi vs. sskk have the same exact number of pages, and the Fitzgerald fight was adapted in one episode and half in season 2

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The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

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i’m still stuck on “wait a minute, this isn’t my bedroom” being such a crazy thing to say in that situation. the fact his mind went immediately there….. 1) viktor gets all the dick he wants and 2) viktor you could have just kissed him idk i think he would have been into it

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Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron

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all the CEOs shocked that the general public would celebrate their deaths...as if they wouldn't sign off on the deaths of thousands of 'customers' just to get a slightly bigger Christmas bonus

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it’s so fucking funny to me how jayce just accepted he was going to have to submit to viktor. i know there was an army of metal bots surrounding just him, but i can’t help but feel like he was also just like “welp, this is the doing of the most brilliant person i know. literally, i and no one else ever stood a chance. time to pull out the most romantic, self-affirming confession. and not because i even think it’s gonna work, i’ve just needed to tell him that i’ve been in love with him way before i even realized in that cave.”

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They're just some buddies

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good luck to anyone who struggles around the holidays. sending some love.

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The romance of being alone in your room at night

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viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.

he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.

truly one of the characters of all time

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Leon Scott Kennedy is riddled with autism send post

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my trigun reading experience

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me every 2 weeks or so trying to figure out if i'm aromantic or not

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The Topeka Daily Capital, Kansas, December 10, 1905

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The crystals will only stabilize at high frequency. You have to- Crank it. Yes. Yes, you have to...crank it.

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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity