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roylustang · 16 days ago

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Give me my medical license I just successfully amputated my big toenail

#I’m arguing with my mom and I’m mad at her #bc she’s calling me an entitled princess #even though I lived outside for A YEAR and she can’t go three days without things like indoor plumbing and climate control #I lived without climate control for 3 YEARS #and she made me wear closed toed shoes to go outside to look for something in my car #THAT WAS ALREADY IN THE HOUSE #when I was explicitly not wearing closed toed shoes for this exact reason #it loosened my toenail and I just spent an hour amputating it #I’m not a princess I’m a SURGEON #and I live in the dirt #all this bc she was mad my car battery jumper wasn’t charged #and my dads car battery is dead

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hallucxnating · 2 months ago

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Room for two more?

#dandadan #momokarun #momo ayase #okarun #ken takakura #aira shiratori #jin enjoji #dandadan jiji #dandadan aira #my art #jiji smooching them both on the cheek moments after this. as if they aren't flustered enough already #i know these guys will be the biggest menaces once momoka gets officialized #oh by the way. we support STM (Shorter Than Momo) Okarun in this house

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wintersnails · 29 days ago

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early seasons of House MD are so precious to me. House shifts between being prickly and doing soft little things because he hasn’t refined his persona into a suit of armor yet. Cuddy manages to be gorgeous in the most dubious pantsuits imaginable, Wilson is written like a two-dimensional female side-character who’s only there to show cleavage (aka cheekbone) and then leave. Foreman is ready to fistfight House on his very first day of work and Cameron still thinks she can change the moral trajectory of everyone around her through sheer perseverance. Chase is there to be Australian and have Catholic issues and daddy issues and malpractice issues and blackmail issues.

#seasons 1-3 my beloved #sorry it has been pointed out that a forgot Chase’s fatphobia issues #but honestly the list was getting too long already #eric foreman #allison cameron #lisa cuddy #james wilson #house md

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theshadowrealmitself · 1 year ago

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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #not based on a specific thing #but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq #and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first #would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate #and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for #and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance #the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times #they were just dicks #and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible #you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier #but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on #and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post #but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks #and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be #replaced #hated that couple #if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us #(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people #that no one else wanted to be friends with #I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone #this got long sorry 😭

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sugar-salt-sea · 2 months ago

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cuddy lets wilson and house get away with whatever at that damn hospital because they have big eyes and horrible personalities

#wilson would be an HR nightmare if house wasn't already an even worse HR nightmare #he fucked one of his terminal cancer patients!!! does DNA testing off of cuddy's dinner spoon!!!#house md #lisa cuddy #james wilson #hate crimes md #hilson #honestly. this too is hudson

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fuckingshitupjacket · 2 months ago

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I may have just made my life's work

#house md #malpractice md #hate crimes md #more mouse bites #he needs mouse bites to live #dr house #and im sorry if somebody already made this #i looked around a little and havent seen one but thag doesnt mean anything #Thank god tho that its november and this isnt gonna screw up my wrapped

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bbygirl-aemond · 6 months ago

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the way ulf strolled right up to jace like "look at that hair" and "as dark as they say!" and "dragonriders both, you and i!" and "cut from the same cloth!" and i just know jace was standing there like

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 1 year ago

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#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

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ronanlynchbf · 1 year ago

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tshirt that says NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY

#i literally JUST finished hill house a few days ago and i already want to reread. Badly. it's sooo so so soo sooooooooo good <33333!!!!!#also completely enamored by shirley jackson's writing style i NEED to read everything she has written ever like right now..#opening lines of ALL TIME btw 👆❗❗❗#r.txt #the haunting of hill house #ALSO i've seen commentary videos on the tv show they made of hill house but from what i remember of it it's SO different from the book???#i think they were all siblings in the show which is??????? like why would you change that part?? i love sibling relationships as much as the #next guy but i feel like the fact that none of them knew each other was such an essential part of the story like why would u change it....#also eleanor was like. an entirely different character who was also already dead in the show i believe??? and dr. montague doesn't exist??#hill house could've been really good as a show idk why they changed it up like that...like was the original story not interesting enough for #you or something?? WHO decided to make that change i just wanna talk 🤨

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technically-human · 7 days ago

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This happened, it just wasn't relevant to the plot

#arcane #jayvik #viktor arcane #viktor x jayce #jayce talis #sure since zaun isn't independent he's technically already a citizen #but i just know that technically is doing a lot of heavy lifting there #viktor talis real #perhaps jayce is more used to marriage being a political thing so he's not really thinking about it that much #viktor tho is experiencing emotions #idk i just thought it was funny #random dude: is there any representative for the house of Talis here?#viktor: jayce is on his way #random dude: you'll do #viktor: what #people trying to call him mr. talis and viktor just not reacting #and later on people using jayce's last name and both of them replying #they have wedding rings but that's dangerous at the lab so they keep them on their pockets #baby caitlyn who had assumed she would one day marry this man having a whole self discovery journey after this #mel: i didn't realize you two were so close #jayce: we're married #mel: you're what now #viktor my husband and a zaunite #i hope there are fics like this

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soldrawss · 2 years ago

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Watching and Dreaming doodles cause im 🥺🥰

#my art #toh #the owl house #toh hunter #toh willow #toh gus #toh darius #toh huntlow #huntlow #toh winter #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #toh season 3 #before you comment that gus already has a tattoo #i know #but i like my hc anyway let me live #and darius is very much hunters dad now i take no criticism or comments #and obviously im speechless at the huntlow i just love them so much

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planetaryacceleration · 1 year ago

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#house md #hilson #james wilson #gregory house #oughhhhh the deeply deeply mentally unwell middle aged men in a severely dysfunctional relationship #i’m on the train home and i’ve tried posting this six times already whenever there’s a touch of 4g/5g in the scottish wilderness

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manny-jacinto · 6 months ago

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#the father the son and the holy spirit

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thankstothe · 1 year ago

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this show rewires you fundamentally in 60 seconds and then just goes on to have more seasons. audacity

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #screencap #s03e02 “cane and able”#imagine bringing the receipts to the ceo of bodylanguage #“does sound like you though”#“worried your wings would melt”#“god doesnt limp”#are you kidding me? this is rapid fire and im already dead #havent stopped thinking about this #I do like that Wilson is wrong about House's ego here #he tries but he doesn't really get house #idk being worried and so wrong then doing stupid shit with all that is just very human #house isnt even mad and goes along with it #long post #longpost

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vamprisms · 6 months ago

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when you say you love fucked up freak characters that had better extend to female characters too and not just the men you want to write horny self insert fanfiction about

#he is soooo fucked up yay haha but this woman who behaves the exact same way is such a bitch why won't the writers just kill her off already #(nosebleed from trying to use my psychic powers to blow up your house)

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pluvioseprince · 6 months ago

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kohl routine

#kabru x mithrun #kabumisu #kabru of utaya #mithrun of the house of kerensil #kabru #mithrun #kabru dungeon meshi #mithrun dungeon meshi #heh.... kabru wearinf kohl has been oj my mind for days. enjoy #although i already try to draw it on most of my kabru artwork

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