she/they, 21, drank all the fruitopia at all the mcdonalds in america and that's why they don't have it anymore. "generational jeopardy category namer"
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watching crash (1996) and nodding my head so that everyone knows that i agree with + condone endangering other drivers' lives in order to achieve sexual thrill
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made this scene a gif because i cant stop thinking about the way ann snuggles up under her curls w that dopey little smile and im making it everyones problem
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people think that sci fi is about actors throwing themselves around spaceships but it's also about being bald and goth
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i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit
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Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?
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I think you should do something crazy to fix the big problem
anyone else getting anons trying to make them kill people
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the other day i was leaving work and a lady was walking by with her dog and i instinctively blasted the dog with a fire bolt without thinking and the lady just kept walking like she didn't notice her dog was a pile of ash
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