toriz0
hahaha, you fool, you have entered my realm
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she/they, 21, drank all the fruitopia at all the mcdonalds in america and that's why they don't have it anymore. "generational jeopardy category namer"
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“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy
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toriz0 · 14 hours ago
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almost typed the most dimwitted sentence of all time unironically "if i had a candy factory id make so many cool treats"
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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toriz0 · 18 hours ago
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my cat stopping me from petting her
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"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it
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toriz0 · 20 hours ago
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“what’s your tumblr?” not unless you get real cool with a bunch of stuff really quickly
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toriz0 · 21 hours ago
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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
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toriz0 · 21 hours ago
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