she/they, 21, drank all the fruitopia at all the mcdonalds in america and that's why they don't have it anymore. "generational jeopardy category namer"
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BREAKING NEWS
Mario and Luigi got in an argument and Luigi walked out when it was dark and storming outside and now Mario is out looking for him
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credit to @the-grollican for bringing up option 2
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Studies show that babies are not afraid of snakes
Scientists launched reptiles into the nursery to assess the reaction of the kids. The result killed: the crumbs perceived the reptiles as toys, and some tried to eat them
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making one of those "why i left the left" grifter videos but it's increasingly obvious i was exclusively hanging out with people who draw che guevara and fidel castro getting eachother pregnant and have based my entire conception of communism off of that
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you say you hate cops and the military and people start talking about their family members like man idgaf your cousin is going to hell
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