#THAT IS HOW GAY I’M NOT
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"IM NOT GAY" toritsuka says, trying to convince himself
IM NOT GAY??? THE FUCK????
#I’M NOT GAY. I AM NOT GAY. DO NOT EVER CALL ME GAY EVER AGAIN. I AM QUITE HONESTLY ONE OF THE LEAST GAY PEOPLE YOU HAVE EVER MET.#I FUCK BITCHES#MAD FUCKING FUCKED BITCHES. I AM NOT GAY. STOP SAYING I’M GAY. IF YOU WERE A GIRL#I’D PROBABLY ALREADY FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BY NOW. BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU ARE AN UGLY FUCKING GUY WHO’S TIGHT BUSSY WILL REMAIN UNSTRET#MEATY 9 INCH COCK BECAUSE I AM NOT GAY. IF I WERE GAY THOUGH#YOU’D FIND MY JACKHAMMER POUNDING AWAY AT YOUR TIGHT BUSSY WITH THE FORCE OF TEN TSUNAMIS. LUCKILY FOR YOU I AM NOT GAY AND YOU WILL HAVE Y#IT SEEMS THAT YOU’RE THE GAY ONE HERE. YOU ARE GAY#NOT ME. I AM NOT GAY AND NEVER WILL BE. IF I WERE EVER GAY IN A PAST LIFE (WHICH I WASN’T)#I WOULD BE KILLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW#THAT IS HOW GAY I’M NOT#hosonmyline#tdlosk rp
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“Girls and the gays” is so interesting because even though both parts of that statement describe lesbians, I always get the feeling that the people who say it are not thinking about lesbians at all
#idk what it is#but it’s almost always coming from people who clearly think girl=straight woman and gay=homosexual male#and it’s hyper femininity shit that most lesbians tend to just not relate to because of how tied into male attraction it can be#every time I hear ‘girls and gays uwu’ I’m like ‘so not me then lol’ even though that is literally me#because lesbians are in fact girls who are gay#my ramblings
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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(
#autism#neurodivergent#adhd#fun facts#GOD I’m such an idiot#anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :(#I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact#that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :(#it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club#or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him#or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom#no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world#sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know#and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care
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The Yas Sean shirt returns

#anyone notice how much Guillermo has displayed pride when he’s with the vampires or at the vampire residence#but not with the humans#almost like he can be himself with the vampires#he just needs to find his way back to them#WWDITS#guillermo de la cruz#what we do in the shadows#pride parade#🏳️🌈#ayyy I’m being gay over here
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MIKE MOVE ASIDE ITS MY FUCKING TURN😍😍😍😍😍😍

YOU GUYS went crazy for FNAF movie Vanny 😭
#ask reply#I can’t even judge cause I understand#I too would of danced with her#Mike must be gay af cause I would of gone crazy /hj#BUT FR THOUGH im glad yall like how she looks#I thought having her hair down would really differ her from game vanny#so I’m glad it worked out 🩵
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I Want Them. 🤖
@tinydefector, @cyberrose2001, @botmilf, @revelboo, @desertrosesmetaldune SAVE ME! They’re taking over my fucking mind! I think I might’ve cooked- 😭
It took me way longer than it should’ve to draw Transformers One stuff- I feel late to the show- 😭 Welp, late than never. 🤷
Hope Tumblr doesn’t fuck up the quality. 🙄
#I’m in love with them all#TFONE RUINED me#This Elita is another reminder of how gay I am-#Ace Doodles#tf one#writers on tumblr#artists on tumblr#transformers#g1 transformers#sentinel prime#sentinel prime fanart#elita one#optimus prime#bayverse optimus prime#optimus prime x reader#orion pax#megop#b 127#transformers bumblebee#starscream#starscream x reader#tfone starscream#transformers one d16#d 16#megatron x reader#shockwave#soundwave#wavewave#optimus x reader#transformers one
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Ya know what shout out to butches who wrestle with our butchness because we don’t fit the mold in some way. Butches who aren’t physically strong or naturally caretaking because of physical disability, who need to be cared for, who can’t hold open the door for a femme. Butches with long hair, butches with big hair, butches who express their culture via their hair. Butches who’s masculinity is shaped by their culture, who’s masculinity doesn’t fit the white eurocentric mold. Fat butches, butches with curves viewed as feminine, butches who don’t have skinny, boyish builds. Butches who don’t want to be sexualized, butches on the ace spectrum. Butches who don’t have traditionally masculine interests or mannerisms or whatever. Effeminate butches. Butches who take inspo from gay men. Butches who like the occasional dress or skirt. TRANSFEM BUTCHES!!!!! And any other butches who don’t fit a certain mold!! All butches are good butches and we are all valid.
#I’ve wrestled with butch identity for a long time#Because I’m physically disabled and I am also Jewish and I love my hair and masculinity is Different in the Jewish community#I relate to how gay men do gender and am not traditionally masculine#I am fat and have a “mom bod” type of build#Etc etc#I have put so many standards on myself but why? I know who I am better than anyone. And I know I’m a butch!#It feels right and comfortable on every level#And that is what matters!!! Send post!#Kitty meows#Butch#Butchness#Butch lesbian#Butch identity#butch positivity
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OSCAR GETS PRETTY PRIVILEGE BECAUSE I SAY SO ☝️☝️💥💥💥🗣️🗣️
+ some bonus boyfriends


#hnnnggghh Oscar……….#idk I just woke up the other day like I need to draw Oscar being pretty so I did#Oscar’s the type of pretty guy that refuses to believe he looks even half decent#he’s like what no I’m literally just some guy what do you mean you think my smile’s attractive Noel shut up#also he doesn’t know how to flirt and can nevvveerrrr tell when someone’s flirting with him#at least the normal flirting he knows too well about the repressed gay catholic ways of flirting. and he doesn’t like that he does#what anyway I’ll shut up#artists on tumblr#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#oscar malevolent#noel malevolent#charlie dowd#john malevolent#arthur lester#arthur lester and his three boyfriends#holy ghost ship
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(If you like specifically the diet or sugar free version of any of these, just vote for that option. Same thing for specific flavors, eg. cherry coke, or mtn dew red, etc.)
#I have a prediction as to how I think this will go#so rbs for a larger sample size are helpful :)#idk how to tag this but I want it to get votes#queer#lgbt#lgbtqia#lgbtq#gay#lesbian#trans#transgender#bisexual#asexual#aromantic#nonbinary#pansexual#lgbtq community#I’m just genuinely curious and this is kinda like science since I have a hypothesis
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i yearn for the mines
#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane#arcane Silco#arcane Vander#Vander arcane#Silco arcane#silco#vander#young silco#young vander#digital sketch#planetvries art#my art#♈️ art#screaming silently bc I’m so normal about them#can be read as#vanco#zaundads#or not idc#and before anyone comments it— they’re not brothers#my ass is grown I ain’t got time for that#let’s get some media literacy going#anyway I’m so gay for Vander it’s actually unbelievable#please call someone I need an exorcism asap#I need Vander to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] bc I’m p sure that’d heal me#gimli voice: and they call it a mine. A MINE!#random but for some reason bc of how spindly silco is#my brain imagines him being sent into small spaces#get ur own personal tunnel twink— wait. hold up. ignore that sounds uhhhhhhhhh something
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like i said. they dont even fall to that ground. art deliberately lowers patrick onto it.
#correct me if i’m wrong but didn’t tashi say she watched this match?#if so then girl OF COURSE she was in that motel room like ‘so how long have you been gay’#this sparked the whole goddamn thing#challengers#m
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I do not feel comfortable being openly homosexual in the company of “queer” people. Even hinting that I experience absolutely no attraction to the male sex is stressful, because often this results in a bunch of questions that equally feel like bafflement and interrogation. “What about THESE men?” No, not them either. No men. “But this man identifies as a woman!” I am not wired to be attracted to pronouns. “What about this man? He’s femme!” He is still a man, and I am still a lesbian. “So just no men at all?” YES. What is so hard to understand about that? Why can’t you just accept that female homosexuality exists, that it isn’t an evil ideology, and that it’s just how I and many other women are born? Why can you accept and understand so many things, but draw the line at a woman having no interest in the male sex?
#I think a lot of people like this are the straight and bi people who have convinced themselves they’re gay#and they genuinely believe that OSA is part of the gay experience#so when they come across an actual live homosexual they’re bewildered#I’m just so exhausted#so many times I’ve received some sort of shock or confusion when I tell people I’m not attracted to any men#they’re SURE that there has to be some exception#that there’s some loophole or workaround#that if they show me the right man or show me a man with the right identity I’ll admit that I’m attracted to him#they don’t understand that such thing will never happen because lesbians do exist#and they don’t understand how emotionally draining it is to have peolle constantly insisting otherwise#please just fucking leave lesbians alone and stop interrogating us about our natural sexuality#gender critical#my ramblings
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Was there anyone who bluescreened when Grian called Scar his “passenger Princess”. Cause I sure did.
What the hell was that, Grian Minecraft.
#life series#traffic smp#life series smp#trafficblr#wild life#wild life smp#grian#gtws#gtwscar#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#scarian#cause what the hell was that Grian#calling your best friend a Princess#okay…#never getting away from the homoerotic gay homosexual gay gay men who did unspeakable things in the desert allegations#be so ffr rn Grian#hold back your words for one session please I’m on the floor#how is this somehow more gay than the desert
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studying queer history (i’m watching star trek)
#I think i’m so funny#star trek#spirk#star trek tos#spock#james t kirk#watching this show is like a punch in the face#like you hear abt how this is like the first ‘ship’#and you go yeah right 🙄#I bet this show from the 60s is sooo gay#and then BOOM#2nd episode ‘I feel ashamed of our friendship’#WOW#now that’s television#mine
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Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you
#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’#-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night#he has me so fucked up like oh my god#how is the best character a fucking talking flower#I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters#i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope#i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know#he has me SO fucked up#flowey#flowey the flower#asriel#asriel dreemurr#I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me#like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people#asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him#and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question#not speaking from experience ofc (im lying)#love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is*#i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair#undertale#utdr#character analysis
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Some quick screenshot redraws of @cholvoq ‘s redesigns :D
They are quite messy and kinda shit looking so I apologise for that
#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#redesign#alastor#vaggie#or vihuela(I think that’s how it’s spelt?)#charlie morningstar#be gay do crimes#I don’t know how to clean up the background#I’m shit at drawing scenery#aspec#I rewatched buzzfeed unsolved while doing this#only Shane and Ryan though
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