#THAT IS HOW GAY I’M NOT
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"IM NOT GAY" toritsuka says, trying to convince himself
IM NOT GAY??? THE FUCK????
#I’M NOT GAY. I AM NOT GAY. DO NOT EVER CALL ME GAY EVER AGAIN. I AM QUITE HONESTLY ONE OF THE LEAST GAY PEOPLE YOU HAVE EVER MET.#I FUCK BITCHES#MAD FUCKING FUCKED BITCHES. I AM NOT GAY. STOP SAYING I’M GAY. IF YOU WERE A GIRL#I’D PROBABLY ALREADY FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BY NOW. BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU ARE AN UGLY FUCKING GUY WHO’S TIGHT BUSSY WILL REMAIN UNSTRET#MEATY 9 INCH COCK BECAUSE I AM NOT GAY. IF I WERE GAY THOUGH#YOU’D FIND MY JACKHAMMER POUNDING AWAY AT YOUR TIGHT BUSSY WITH THE FORCE OF TEN TSUNAMIS. LUCKILY FOR YOU I AM NOT GAY AND YOU WILL HAVE Y#IT SEEMS THAT YOU’RE THE GAY ONE HERE. YOU ARE GAY#NOT ME. I AM NOT GAY AND NEVER WILL BE. IF I WERE EVER GAY IN A PAST LIFE (WHICH I WASN’T)#I WOULD BE KILLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW#THAT IS HOW GAY I’M NOT#hosonmyline#tdlosk rp
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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(
#autism#neurodivergent#adhd#fun facts#GOD I’m such an idiot#anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :(#I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact#that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :(#it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club#or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him#or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom#no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world#sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know#and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care
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The Yas Sean shirt returns
#anyone notice how much Guillermo has displayed pride when he’s with the vampires or at the vampire residence#but not with the humans#almost like he can be himself with the vampires#he just needs to find his way back to them#WWDITS#guillermo de la cruz#what we do in the shadows#pride parade#🏳️��🌈#ayyy I’m being gay over here
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MIKE MOVE ASIDE ITS MY FUCKING TURN😍😍😍😍😍😍
YOU GUYS went crazy for FNAF movie Vanny 😭
#ask reply#I can’t even judge cause I understand#I too would of danced with her#Mike must be gay af cause I would of gone crazy /hj#BUT FR THOUGH im glad yall like how she looks#I thought having her hair down would really differ her from game vanny#so I’m glad it worked out 🩵
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I Want Them. 🤖
@tinydefector, @cyberrose2001, @botmilf, @revelboo, @desertrosesmetaldune SAVE ME! They’re taking over my fucking mind! I think I might’ve cooked- 😭
It took me way longer than it should’ve to draw Transformers One stuff- I feel late to the show- 😭 Welp, late than never. 🤷
Hope Tumblr doesn’t fuck up the quality. 🙄
#I’m in love with them all#TFONE RUINED me#This Elita is another reminder of how gay I am-#Ace Doodles#tf one#writers on tumblr#artists on tumblr#transformers#g1 transformers#sentinel prime#sentinel prime fanart#elita one#optimus prime#bayverse optimus prime#optimus prime x reader#orion pax#megop#b 127#transformers bumblebee#starscream#starscream x reader#tfone starscream#transformers one d16#d 16#megatron x reader#shockwave#soundwave#wavewave#optimus x reader#transformers one
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Ya know what shout out to butches who wrestle with our butchness because we don’t fit the mold in some way. Butches who aren’t physically strong or naturally caretaking because of physical disability, who need to be cared for, who can’t hold open the door for a femme. Butches with long hair, butches with big hair, butches who express their culture via their hair. Butches who’s masculinity is shaped by their culture, who’s masculinity doesn’t fit the white eurocentric mold. Fat butches, butches with curves viewed as feminine, butches who don’t have skinny, boyish builds. Butches who don’t want to be sexualized, butches on the ace spectrum. Butches who don’t have traditionally masculine interests or mannerisms or whatever. Effeminate butches. Butches who take inspo from gay men. Butches who like the occasional dress or skirt. TRANSFEM BUTCHES!!!!! And any other butches who don’t fit a certain mold!! All butches are good butches and we are all valid.
#I’ve wrestled with butch identity for a long time#Because I’m physically disabled and I am also Jewish and I love my hair and masculinity is Different in the Jewish community#I relate to how gay men do gender and am not traditionally masculine#I am fat and have a “mom bod” type of build#Etc etc#I have put so many standards on myself but why? I know who I am better than anyone. And I know I’m a butch!#It feels right and comfortable on every level#And that is what matters!!! Send post!#Kitty meows#Butch#Butchness#Butch lesbian#Butch identity#butch positivity
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(If you like specifically the diet or sugar free version of any of these, just vote for that option. Same thing for specific flavors, eg. cherry coke, or mtn dew red, etc.)
#I have a prediction as to how I think this will go#so rbs for a larger sample size are helpful :)#idk how to tag this but I want it to get votes#queer#lgbt#lgbtqia#lgbtq#gay#lesbian#trans#transgender#bisexual#asexual#aromantic#nonbinary#pansexual#lgbtq community#I’m just genuinely curious and this is kinda like science since I have a hypothesis
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like i said. they dont even fall to that ground. art deliberately lowers patrick onto it.
#correct me if i’m wrong but didn’t tashi say she watched this match?#if so then girl OF COURSE she was in that motel room like ‘so how long have you been gay’#this sparked the whole goddamn thing#challengers#m
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Was there anyone who bluescreened when Grian called Scar his “passenger Princess”. Cause I sure did.
What the hell was that, Grian Minecraft.
#life series#traffic smp#life series smp#trafficblr#wild life#wild life smp#grian#gtws#gtwscar#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#scarian#cause what the hell was that Grian#calling your best friend a Princess#okay…#never getting away from the homoerotic gay homosexual gay gay men who did unspeakable things in the desert allegations#be so ffr rn Grian#hold back your words for one session please I’m on the floor#how is this somehow more gay than the desert
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studying queer history (i’m watching star trek)
#I think i’m so funny#star trek#spirk#star trek tos#spock#james t kirk#watching this show is like a punch in the face#like you hear abt how this is like the first ‘ship’#and you go yeah right 🙄#I bet this show from the 60s is sooo gay#and then BOOM#2nd episode ‘I feel ashamed of our friendship’#WOW#now that’s television#mine
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Some quick screenshot redraws of @cholvoq ‘s redesigns :D
They are quite messy and kinda shit looking so I apologise for that
#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#redesign#alastor#vaggie#or vihuela(I think that’s how it’s spelt?)#charlie morningstar#be gay do crimes#I don’t know how to clean up the background#I’m shit at drawing scenery#aspec#I rewatched buzzfeed unsolved while doing this#only Shane and Ryan though
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Really rough sketch of how Snufkin and Moomin confess their feelings.
#this is how I cope with no Snufmin in season 4#snufmin#snufkin#moomintroll#moomins#moomin#art#I’m grieving the gays
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shipping chart thoughts
(billford always happens and they always break up. ford was obsessed when bill was his muse, then bill is obsessed after they’re no longer together and he realizes what he lost) (this dynamic is just canon, really)
(fiddauthor is always present at some point but in one route they end up together after canon events, and in another route fidd moves on) (it’s possible that they had a thing in college but consider it “typical college experimentation” because it’s the 70s and denial is strong. they still go through canon events)
(fiddlestan only happens during the fiddlestan route. otherwise canon events stay the same and they barely actually interact with each other. in the fiddlestan route they work together in the 80s and grow old together)
(billstan isn’t really romantic but it is a one-sided obsession. bill just can’t stop obsessing over the stans… for very different reasons…) (dare i say an unrequited kismesis dynamic?)
(ford and stan are brothers. that’s it. leave them out of the shipping dynamics.)
(fiddlebill isn’t really included here but i feel like the only way this would happen is if bill was possessing ford and wanted to fuck with fidd by using his crush on ford against him) (this one’s basically only possible if it’s fiddauthor-adjacent)
#do u see the vision#i can’t choose between fiddauthor & fiddlestan so i just have 2 different versions in my head where they both get to be endgame#also i enjoy billford but specifically when they end up in a terrible divorce#bill redemption and billford getting back together is fun and all and i enjoy content about it but. to Me that isn’t how it goes lol#i want that triangle to suffer. amen#billstan and fiddlebill have no shot at getting together in my mind sorry#bill being miserable and hating stan so much he becomes obsessive & being jealous of fidd are funny to me though#anyway. to me both fiddauthor & fiddlestan get to end with them as happily gay old men#lowkey don’t remember if i’ve posted something like this before so if i did then pretend i didn’t#😇😇😇#gravity falls#billford#fiddauthor#ford²#fiddlesix#fiddlestan#billstan#??#fiddlebill#????#i guess?#sorry 😭 not really but i’m talking about those 2 so i’m tagging them#i’m not tagging the brothers though. stay away please#stanford pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines
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Would you dance, if i asked you to dance? 😫🫣
A wip for now,,,,
#wip#stardew valley#Stardew valley Abigail#Stardew valley penny#have this for now cause I’m still figuring out how the other bachelorettes would dress#for the spring flower dance#i might keep the vibes very coquettish with the lace/ruffles and ribbons#and like very cottage core obvi#cause ‘florals for spring..groundbreaking’#the flower dance gives of very strong traditional pagan fertility ritual energy????#and i am trying to figure out how some of the characters will put a spin on the ‘uniform’ they’re supposed to wear#make flower dance outfits gay af basically#let Abigail wear her converse with her dress cause baby thats just meeeee#also lowkey stressing over maximalist-ic layering cause on one hand i can see some of the gorlies are more minimalist#but i wanna play with TEXTURES#doing 2 outfits cause I’m insane and i have too many ideas#rip to my limp wrist
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Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you
#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’#-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night#he has me so fucked up like oh my god#how is the best character a fucking talking flower#I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters#i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope#i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know#he has me SO fucked up#flowey#flowey the flower#asriel#asriel dreemurr#I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me#like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people#asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him#and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question#not speaking from experience ofc (im lying)#love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is*#i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair#undertale#utdr#character analysis
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Arthur “Disaster Bi” Pendragon learning about true loves kiss as a cure like:
Gwaine: For fuck’s sake, he’s not enchanted every time he smiles at someone else, Arthur! He was literally just laughing at my joke!
Arthur, aggressively frenching Merlin on the council room floor: YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL OKAY-
#listen#tell me i’m wrong#gaius’s salty ass is mumbling that he doesn’t remember true loves kiss involving so much tongue#and yelling at merlin to signal if he needs cpr#arthur is like ‘IM ON IT’ and just starts groping merlin’s pec#elyan is watching the drama unfold and living his best life#leon is having poetry lesson ptsd and aggressively folding himself into the fetal position#gwaine is yelling ‘THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU’#while watching in horror as arthur practically unhinges his jaw to better suck merlin’s face#gwaine is now caught between still being miffed and asking arthur how the fuck he does that as it seems HIGHLY applicable for future use#geoffrey is present as a scribe and wondering how much of this meeting really needs to go into the archives#percy is already illustrating it#within like a week all of camelot has a Pavlovian response to merlins smile like ‘oh LAWD he comin 👀’#iconic#just a normal day in camelot#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#in a land of myth#and a time of gays#bbc merlin
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