#TF Big Daddy
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I’ve been on a roll designing these catformers, my wrist low key kinda hurts now lawl
Won’t stop me from making more tho, if y’all have any ideas lmk and I’ll happily draw it
I’m kinda getting sick of designing purple cats, I didn’t realize how many purple transformers there were until now
Mirage isn’t actually that short compared to the other characters I just ran out of room to draw him so he gets to be small :3
I so wish Big Daddy had more fans, no one knows who he is and he’s my fave character </3
Also someone suggested cygate and kid you not, I thought it was a character I’d never seen or heard about yet and then got rlly confused when I look it up only to have the epiphany that it’s a ship name for Cyclonus and Tailgate
#transformers#transformers fan design#transformers fanart#transformers fandom#transformers idw#transformers tumblr#small artist#tf swerve#mtmte swerve#chromia#tf chromia#shadow striker#tf shadow striker#tf big daddy#tf astrotrain#tf blitzwing#transformers au#transformers one#tf whirl#tf cyclonus#tf tailgate#tf nautica#tf mirage#tf dead end#tf wildbreak#tf rumble#tf frenzy#tf rodimus#tf hot rod#transformers lost light
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Let's build an Autobot team!
"The Dark Horse" is to refer to a character that fans weren't expected to be familiar with that the creator is trying to give some limelight to or a brand new character! Like Bulkhead in TFA or Flamewar and Geomotus in IDW2019! There are some lesser known characters throughout the poll, but let's have a guaranteed. So!
The other polls: Leader, Kid Appeal, Medic, Scientist/Engineer, Warrior, "The Girl", Brute
For more info: Scrounge

Flip Sides

Windy

Big Daddy

Ironworks

Stardrive

Skram

Sureshot

Vibes

Artfire

Roadhandler

#Transformers#Scrounge#Flip Sides#Windy#Big Daddy#Stardrive#Skram#Sureshot#Vibes#Artfire#Roadhandler#TF Scrounge#TF Flip Sides#TF Windy#TF Big Daddy#TF Stardrive#TF Skram#TF Sureshot#TF Vibes#TF Artfire#Ironworks#TF Ironworks#Build a team poll#Poll
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Optimus Prime hears about Megatron’s plans and sends his own bots to the studio in order to intervene and compete so they can keep the cosmetics out of the Decepticon’s servos. How are they allowed to be on Rupaul’s Drag Race? Why is Rupaul going along with this? How would they even convert makeup into energon? Next question thanks.
Came up with this with another person who doesn’t have tumblr and @wattyrusso as a soundboard <3. But the cast is: Jazz, Ironhide, Hot Rod, Big Daddy, Chromedome, Perceptor, Breakdown, Blowpipe, Cyclonus, Deadlock, Soundwave, and Starscream. Starscream, of course, still having the G1 error of him suddenly becoming Tc and Warp. Also for no reason I particular there is a ceasefire. Decepticon’s (Starscream) are probably like “oh you would think we’re here to commit world destruction, but we just enjoy…. Drag in our free time” n Jazz n the other bots are like “for sure.”
For some reason they’re all gonna still be making clothes n shit outta fabric n wtv else would be in the challenge because I cannot be asked. Common things often seen in Drag Race are there. Such as bots who cannot sew, aka Hot Rod, Blowpipe and Breakdown. Hot Rod cause it seems like smth he’d just not bother to know, and Breakdown seems like he’d be very wary of any earth technology. Blowpipe ngl was added to this just cause of his name, same with Big Daddy, rip to the Blowers.
Ironhide, Cyclonus and Perceptor are all older queens n have their little group. Ironhide isn’t rlly into drag at all but he’s a high ranking officer so he was assigned to this circus. He still does his best and stays in surprisingly long. Perceptor is the older queen who gets out far too early, and Cyclonus gets called out for doing the same look too much and not switching shit up.
Big Daddy, Deadlock, Jazz and Soundwave would do best in challenges. Deadlock I think would kinda just meander through most the competition. He’s rlly just here to try n steal the prize and had no idea Megatron was like serious about this. Jazz and Soundwave are the exact same of weirdly competitive and have zero chill. Soundwave doin it for the cause, and Jazz doin it cause no way a con gonna beat him. Big Daddy is purely because I thought it was funny so sorry to the Daddy-O enjoyers. All these bots make it to the final five.
Those that rlly work the runway with their end of the week outfits are Starscream, Hot Rod, Jazz and Soundwave. Starscream I couldn’t imagine a version of him not slaying a runway so he’s obviously fucking killing it out here. Hot Rod honestly I could see makin a nice outfit even without knowin how to sew, he’d probably be one of the queens that kinda pick up the skill sorta as the competition goes on. Jazz and Soundwave again I think are frontrunners in this competition I will not be putting this up for discussion (/j).
Bots that freak the fuck out durin group shit would be Blowpipe and Breakdown. Blowpipe cause he kinda seems like he’d be inexperienced as fuck, which Rupaul could make her common overused snarky jokes about. Breakdown I think would rlly live up to his name and completely doom his team. The cameras, lights and expectations just got the best of him and he probably goes home after the first group challenge.
Bots that would slay lip sync challenges are Chromedome (Headmasters Chromedome you’re forever an icon), Starscream, Jazz and Soundwave. Chromedome I think would actually try rlly fucking hard in the competition and would be our last top fiver. Starscream can’t not absolutely kill on a stage, but his ego would get ahead of him and he’d probably end up blowing up on one of the judges. Also think if Starscream ever didn’t win at the end of the week, he’d immediately try to sabotage either whoever one or just everyone there, and would get himself out. Jazz and Soundwave are the biggest threats next question.
I think Hot Rod would ngl lip sync for his life the most of everyone, and at some point the judges be like sorry kid ya gotta go, but it’d take a lot. Like I think he woulda gone against Perceptor, Blowpipe, and Cyclonus with Cyclonus winning that last one before he’s kicked out next episode.
Starscream for sure bitches about every other queen either in confessionals or just in the dressing area. He does not care. I think he’d be out sometime in the middle of the show or smth idk he definitely thought he had it in the bag. Most fans would absolutely hate his ass. Not me though <3
I kinda think it would end in Jazz and Soundwave having to lip sync against the other, n the ceasefire being called off because the two just cannot be civil about it. During the fighting Deadlock would probs try to sneak off to get the prize and Jazz would notice and call backup or wtv. No one wins, they do not get the prize, Chromedome is fan favorite and Optimus considers retirement. Thank you and goodnight
Also this is just my interpretation of characters I only kinda know from my hodgepodge collection of media I’ve consumed. Also also idk if Deadlock was actually ever in G1 but I do not care it’s funny as fuck. Source? This conversation between said co-conspirator and I
Transformers G1 au where they compete in Rupaul’s Drag Race because Megatron thinks he can convert the cosmetics into energon. Six Autobots, six Decepticons, may the best bot win
#tf jazz#ironhide#hot rod#tf big daddy#chromedome#perceptor#tf breakdown#tf blowpipe#cyclonus#deadlock#soundwave#starscream#jazzwave#to me#transformers au#transformers g1#drag race#i guess#my post#this is actually nonsense
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IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND EVERYBODY WAKE UP N O W!!!!!!!!
#atlantis.txt#bioshock#bioshock 1#bioshock 2#big daddy#adam slug#tf do I even tag this#youtooz#IM SCREAMINGGG#they all look so goofy but i love them#i think these would’ve been better pins tbh BUT I LOVE THEM#how is it that when i fixate on something it gets new merch or content
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i hate to say it but call me an orc because adar is daddy [a hook yanks me offstage as the crowd boos]
#ever since unlocking more of his Tragic Backstory i've been off the walls i am never immune to Tragic Backstories#i could fix him!!!!!#also i found out that 'adar' literally means 'father' in one of the languages and it cracks me up#he's really out here being called Daddy Lord-Daddy good for him#i wonder what his og elf name was#i bet they'll reveal it someday and all the big tolkien fans will be like GASP HE'S THAT CHARACTER#and i'll be nodding along pretending i get it when i have no clue who tf that obscure deep lore character is#adar#rop
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I have questions-
I visit the fandom again and I Found this dude like... WHAT??????
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just finished the first issue of micromasters. going insane in general but seriously. was anyone going to tell me there's a canon transformer named BIG DADDY because WHY DID I HAVE TO FIGURE THAT OUT MYSELF BY TRACKING DOWN PHYSICAL COPIES OF AN OUT OF PRINT COMIC
#maccadam#transformers#transformers micromasters#truly unbelieveable#I am still in shock that they were like “yeah that works”#OF ALL THE TF NAMES OUT THERE#but in addition to micromasters my idw haul included:#issue 1 of empire of stone#the idw windblade collection#first two issues of tfa: the arrival#combiner hunters#and the 2021 halloween special#which has one of my favorite characterizations of starscream of all time#I'll be more mentally unwell about that later I'm still stuck on big daddy
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he’s literally so annoying 🙄🥰🙄🥰🙄
#LIKE I CANT STAND HIM 😚😚😚😚#idk who tf on the writing team was like let’s give him daddy issues but it’s ok it’s funny#anyway what wouldn’t I do to be in his big strong arms. looks around what who said that .#txt#video#🦍🛢️🍌
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Yall asking for someone to write this. Like bro. Do it yourself!/lh BE THE CNAGE YOU WANNA SEE
Either that or let me tag these amazing folks @moronkyne @brainrotcharacters @no-see-um-incorrect and other i don't remember the user's to right this second.
I wanna say that sweetheart leta the pack chase them during a full moon. Like they get a 10 minute headstart to run as far as fast as they can and use their ability to hide from them.
This of course is great enrichment for both pup and adult and the winner gets a $20 medal saying they caught Sweetheart.
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted sweetheart#redacted headcanons#YOU ALL BIG KIDS#you dont need mommy or daddy or whever tf raised you to hold your hand.#they probably dont even know youre here
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can you do some Jason Todd as a husband headcannon pls !! i just know that when he’s healed , he’s hauling his partner and getting TF out of Gotham , and popping out babies (GIRLDAD) and a nice job in a low-key town and maybe becomes a househusband 😋🤭(for real i’m 100% sure he would) but at the same time he is The Jason Todd . Hot , mysterious , emotional but also not , a big fat nerd in a brick body .

you know your daddy's home.
pairing: jason todd x fem!reader.
warnings/tags: fluffy, pre established relationship. my silly drabble about raising a daughter with jason todd. girl dad jason todd. husband jason todd.
author's note: hey babe i turned it into a drabble! hope you don't mind it!

"look, mommy! i'm batman!”
you suppressed a chuckle as you watched your five-year-old daughter standing tall on the couch, wearing a paper mask poorly shaped like batman’s cowl. the little girl came home from school, talking non-stop about the vigilant and refusing to take off her paper mask, even during lunch time, excitedly repeating what her teacher had said about nowday heroes.
"gotham needs me!"
she was trying to make her voice deeper as she jumped onto the floor. the cats, startled by the noise on the wooden floor, bolted away in a stampede.
"you're too pretty to be batman, baby girl".
your husband jason said as he stepped out of the bathroom. the scent of soap and shaving lotion lingered in the air as he walked down the hallway in just his sweatpants. his scars seemed more visible, glistening under the light as drops of water trailed down his bare back and chest.
“but how do you know what he looks like? he's always wearing a mask!” her childish voice rang out indignantly.
he picked her up effortlessly with one hand, while the other gently tugged the paper mask aside to look into her bright blue eyes — blue like his had been before the lazarus pit. her nose, mouth and ears were just like yours, a glimpse of you both in her youthful face.
"he sounds ugly, like a very old sad man. unlike you, princess".
"i'm not a princess, i'm vengeance!"
you laughed behind the stove.
"well, vengeance," he said, walking toward the apartment’s kitchen with her tiny legs wrapped around his hips "you can save gotham after eating your vegetables," he added with a smirk, putting her on the high chair.
she looked at him with wide eyes, as if he’d just handed her a death sentence.
"broccoli?"
"broccoli".
you placed the plate of food in front of her, the broccoli standing out between the rice and meat like a tiny, green nightmare. she looked up at you with pleading eyes, silently appealing to your good side.
you stroked her hair gently.
"if you don’t eat, i'll have to tell batman that his sidekick isn’t eating properly. you can't patrol without eating broccoli," he said, pulling out the chair to sit beside her. that was more than enough. with a disgusted expression, she began to eat, occasionally poking at the broccoli.
"hi, jay," you said, placing your hands on his broad shoulders and giving him a light massage. he softly kissed your left hand before looking up at you.
"how’s my other girl doing?" he asked with a smile, his lips still lingering against your hand. your daughter was so focused on hating the broccoli that she didn’t even notice the display of affection. normally, she would’ve made a gagging noise, followed by a dramatic, “bleh!”.
"she's missing you a lot" you said kissing the top of his head. a familiar scent makes you pause for a moment.
"you're using my shampoo again, aren't you?"
"maybe?"
©cybergoth1, 2025
#jason todd x reader#jason todd#jason todd x you#jason todd x y/n#jason todd x fem!reader#red hood x reader#red hood#red hood x y/n#red hood x you#dc comics#dc x y/n#dc x reader#dc imagine#jason todd imagine
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@cherry-blossom-consumer @mylenapony11 @phoenixdaneko @swirly-lemonade @the-uncursed-one
fell art I forgot to post completely
i like to think fell doesn't like suits
#AUGH#DHBGVFVFGIHXFCX#AHHHHHHHH#PLSSSSS#daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.#OMG HE LOOKS SO HOT IN A SUIT#HES SO BIG#AHHHHHH#GLITCHY HOW TF DO U DRAW THIS MAN SO WELL!?#Hand over some of ur talent pls 🫴#ugh#i wanna suck his dic-#Anyways#🤭#underfell#undertale#sans#mafiafell
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What's your opinion on Exosuits?
"... well, I suppose they're helpful? It's very expensive to re-armor before and after lava encounters, after all. And loadbearers are exceptional in spark-structure."
"You are sniggering. Why are you sniggering?"
#text#i got a funny feeling that big daddy p never built his creations for forming armor around a chosen partner#i think that's something tfs did
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Year & a half’s before/after growth, blowing tf up
Lets get big daddy another 200 lbs bigger
FR0M ‘POV: YOU’RE MY FEEDER’
U know where 👀

#gainer male#gainer man#gainer men#gay feedism#gay moobs#gainer gay#gay feedee#gay gainer#belly gainer#bhm weight gain#bloated gut#jiggling belly#heavy belly#belly overhang#belly growth#feedee belly#obese belly#belly expansion#gay belly#big gut#big moobs#jiggly tummy#fat jiggle#fatter and fatter#before and fatter#get me fatter#bigdaddyguapo#big boy#big daddy#big men
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MORGGGG, HOW YOU FEELING ABT DAD!CONNIE??
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(can i be peach anon ? 😭)
POSITIVE.



connie x preggo/mommy!reader, short headcanons, mild cursing, basically just fluff! (yes u can be peach anon <3!)
dad!connie
who when he found out you were pregnant, just stared at you with a confused look. “i gave you that many cream pies?”
you narrowed your eyes at him and put your weight on one hip, pointing at your stomach. “your child is in my stomach.” you tried to get him to an understanding.
he slowly smiled.
dad!connie
who panicked mostly about when your daughter was gonna start developing feelings for boys, complaining about it almost every week.
“you don’t have to worry about that connie.” you smiled a little, laying across your shared bed.
dad!connie
who copy’s your baby waddle when you’re mad at him or just in general to tease you.
he also finds himself, willingly, sitting or playing around on the ball that you bounce on for your pregnancy.
dad!connie
who when your water broke, laughed because he thought you peed yourself, again, but when you looked at him with wide eyes, his smile faded. “ooou.. oh.. that ain’t pee?” he scratched his head
not even three minutes later, was on the phone with your parents and his parents, stressing tf outttt, rushing around and trying to pack things for you.
dad!connie
who knew true female strength for the first time in a long time when you gripped his arm, trying his best not to say anything because of the pain you were in.
“baby.. my arm-” he started, but you breathed heavily, touching your stomach. “shut. up.”
“okay.”
dad!connie
who stared at the head of your baby with wide eyes, furrowed eyebrows, and a covered mouth.
the size of your baby’s head coming out shocked him. and it wasn’t even because it was big or anything, how could you withstand that?
dad!connie
who felt his fingers losing circulation from the amount of pressure you were putting on his hand. as much as he fanned you, tried to calm you down, he couldn’t help but glance at back down.
yep, that was it.
dad!connie
who had to be tended to by other doctors when he passed out after seeing the way your baby stretched you out.
right before the baby was born.
dad!connie
who stared at your baby with narrowed eyes, blinking a few times before pointing. “she posed to be purple?”
you looked at him and smacked your lips. “she just out connie, she don’t got our color yet.”
dad!connie
who when you got out the hospital, let you rest in bed for the whole day if you wanted to, tending to your baby whenever you needed him to or wanted him to.
barely letting you get on your feet and do things yourself. “nooo, sit down. you gotta be bed ridden.” he kissed your cheek and pat your face with a warm towel.
“where were you with all this when i was pushing her out?” you playfully smiled at him. connie opened his mouth to say something, but squinted. “you know that?”
dad!connie
who, as your child grew, and got more disobedient (apparently only in your eyes), laughed at her antics, until you gave him the same look you gave her.
“oh yeah, put mommy stuff down before this turn into a friendly fire.” connie mumbled, patting his toddlers shoulder.
dad!connie
who, when his daughter came home from kindergarten and said she had a crush on a boy, stared at her with an open mouth, then at you.
“well? you not gon say nothing?” connie narrowed his eyes. you laid back on the couch, putting one of her toys together. “it’s just puppy love con-“
“LOVE?”
dad!connie
who, two days later, when his daughter came home saying she had a boyfriend, almost spiraled out of control.
“and why, callie? please let me know.” he rested his elbows on his knees with his head hanging down in a full dramatic way. “cus, daddy, he said he likes me and then- and then i told him he’s my boyfriend.” she smiled carelessly while sitting on the floor with her toys.
looking at you for at least some type of closure, you just watched with raised eyebrows and a small smile.
“oh yeah daddy, and then i got another boyfr-”
“ANOTHER.” connie quickly stood up, hands to his head while pacing around the living room.
“you hear this girl?” connie stared at you with wide eyes while pointing to his daughter. you pursed your lips together and shrugged.
“i don’t know, she’s similar to how someone used to be.” you tilted your head.
connie rested his eyes. “this is a hazard.”
#𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚞𝚟𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎₊✩ˎˊ˗#aot connie#connie springer#connie springer x black reader#connie springer x reader#connie x black reader#connie springer headcanons#connie x black y/n#connie x reader#connie x you
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Need theo and lorenzo head cannons 😔
Good morning sweet pookie, i gotchu!! I needed a little break after that threesome so I did some random, some silly, some fluffy, and some smutty, kay? It’s really just a big brain dump on how I characterize the boys <3 Hope you enjoy, love ;)
P.s. if I have any reoccurring anon’s, if you want me to differentiate you, please feel free to assign yourself an emoji <3 unspoken rule i thought i’d say out loud



Theodore Nott
I agree with literally everyone on this app, he is a smarty pants, but i refuse to believe he sits down and studies
It’s not that he doesn’t care about his grades, he just doesn’t have to try to get good marks. Queen absorbs information like a sponge and retains that shit forever. Doesnt have to waste time with a boring textbook because he commits everything to memory.
That being said, he will remember everything about you. Your favorite movie you mentioned in passing, he saw you eat something particular multiple times he can infer its your favorite and will buy it for you often, he knows your habits, your aspirations, your desires. All of it. Does it for his close friends and lovers <3
Huge smoker. Like. Oral fixation final boss. Needs to have something to smoke or at least chew on at all times
I mentioned before how I think Mattheo and him laugh at people who vape, but Theodore Nott is a two faced LIAR and actually keeps a menthol alto with him at all times. For convenience sake. If you ask him, it’s different because its not a fun lil fruity flavor.
Speaking of Mattheo, those two are best friends. Like ride or die. Like. These two are bread and butter, inseparable and delicious.
Will internalize everything. This is why he gets so worked up and fights people. It may seem like him getting pissy over nothing, but this boy has some unresolved trauma and unmedicated issues.
Theo has ADHD prove me wrong and fuck you for trying(jk love you, but i will die on this hill.) severe anxiety issues, def some depression going on, hes working through some shit.
Theo can process a lot of stimulus at the same time. Watching him hold 3 steady conversations while reading a novel at the same time is a sight to behold.
Smokes weed a lot too. Mostly bud, but he’s smart and keeps a cart on him too for quick bathroom breaks when he needs to chill tf out. It slows down all the thoughts racing around his head. Lets him relax. Lets him feel peace. Let him feel comfortable. He’s been searching for that feeling his whole life.
Mommy and daddy issues check?
Anyways!
Theo is a player, and its not even because he tries to be.
Girls flock towards him, and he needs an outlet.
Sex is a good outlet.
Sex and drugs? Now we’re cooking
He doesn’t care much for the dating scene, didn’t think he was cut out for it. Bad home life. No mom. Depressed and emotionally distant evil dad. Friends and his family are all death eaters? Causes some bad views on relationships as a whole.
Omg but when he falls in love it takes forever but its so hard. Its so devastatingly hard.
It goes from “wow they really make me happy” to “omfg i need to marry them they make me feel complete and comfortable and it feels like i can finally be myself around someone this is the feeling i have been searching for my whole life” really fast when he falls
He’d never love at first sight. Refuse it. He might think someone is pretty or handsome, but he won’t ever describe it as love at first sight.
100% friends to lovers
He’s a quality time kinda guy i think
Just likes co-existing really
Stay in the room with him in silence as he reads and hes so golden
But that will bump up several notches and enjoy every other love language too
He wants to make you love him. He’ll do anything for you. Buy anything for you. Tell you everyday how wonderful you are
He’s being so genuine too
His friends would know
He never shuts up about you
If you had never spoken to his friends, never met them, they’d be able to come up to you in a grocery store and say “oh. You’re <you>, right?”
And dear god he genuinely cries a little in relief when you finally say yes
He’s buried his face in your hair and hugging you so tightly and he tries not to cry because he finally has everything he needs in his arms
He’s such a good boyfriend
Will never question you(at least not at first or without good reason)
Literally worships the ground you walk on
Will apologize first immediately after every meaningless petty fight
Thats different about real fighting though. Stubborn ass bitch
Anyways
Dotes on you everyday
Calls you so many sweet names in Italian
Has an Italian accent but sometimes tries a British accent to throw everyone off.
Argues in italian
Lowkey hates snow
Runs super cold so loves lovvesss hot weather
Will take you to Italy over the summer
Demands you go
Fucks you on the balcony of his family home
Fucks you stupid on the beach
Sorry where was I going with this
Ah yes anyways
Runs super cold so like is a big fan of cuddles. Lots of sweaters for you to steal
He likes turning cuddles into more slow and intimate things
Slowly fingering you as you spoon
Cockwarming in the morning or late at night<3
So much worship.
So much
Just adores you.
Loves fast rough sex but honestly could go on about slow love making for hours
Literally cant stand American reality tv
The biggest kardashian hater
Knows all the gossip because he’s quiet and listens
Doesnt care to share it though



Lorenzo Berkshire
Bitchboy extraordinaire
If I met Lorenzo Berkshire he would become #1 on my shitlist so fast
I called theo a two faced liar as a joke
But Enzo actually is one
Literally puts on the nicest mask for pretty girls, but every ex, and every guy in hogwarts knows he’s a conniving bitch behind closed doors
One of the richest in the group and it shows
Flaunts his money everywhere he goes
His ears are pieced
Also he likes having his ears bitten it can make him hard as a rock in seconds
Dates, but it usually only lasts a month and Hes the worst boyfriend ever
Dumps them whenever he gets bored
But omg when a person gives him his attitude back
Well first he gets even meaner
But also he likes you so much like… that was hot
And if you ignore his existence? On you like a moth to a flame
Craves attention
Such an attention seeker
Still will fight, isn’t very good, but will try
100% a prefect
Showers his pookie with so much love and attention
When he finally gets the person he wants, hes on top of them 24/7
Never a hand straying to far
Literally obsessed
Big fan of exhibitionism
Will fuck uou on the train, the bathrooms, the common room, the classroom
Its all fair game
Would love to see you all tied up in pretty ribbons for his birthday
Ass man 100%
Likes to just get a fistfull while you hug or cuddle
Mattheo and him are the biggest gossipers
Has like 4k followers on instagram because hes so pretty
Father and mother are hirh death eaters. Does anyone know Berkshire lore because i def dont
Like fr can someone explain him to me
Pairs well with anyone in the grouo, really
Gets along especially with Theo or Mattheo
Amazing at card games, and says he’s amazing at chess too. Hes not.
Literally refuses to snack, says it’ll ruin his physique
On the quidditch team much like everyone else he’s friends with
Slays at herbology
Maybe a bit of a smoker? Not often, and def more weed than tobacco
Light weight for reals
Like severely light weight
He’s the laughingstock of the friend group for it
Him and Mattheo have a running bet on who can fuck the most women
Omg omg omg because they so do the alphabet challenge im so sorry but its factual
Lorenzo is currently winning with 15/26 letters in the alphabet but Mattheo isnt too far behind
Its because Lorenzo is so charming and Mattheo…. Is himself.
Anyways back to being his significant other
Will spoil you
Relentlessly
Lowkey expects head in return but that will wear ofd eventually
109% more likely to start a fwb situation than anything else
Treats you like a girlfriend this whole time
Kisses you sweetly, holds uou close when you sleep, mumbles about how special you are
Just being a girlfriend without the title because then it gets too weird
Loses his shit if you get tired of trying and break it off
Genuinely ballistic if he loses you
Will pull as many favors and as many strings as he can to get yiu back
Seriously considers murder for a while
Anyways he gets you back baby<3
Speaking of babies hes super good with kids
Look at that face
Amazing dad face
Scared of marriage lmao
Bad parents. Fucked up views on relationships
Its a thing for all of them tbh
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lol why is this actually the cutest thing ever. Can you imagine jerseys trying to get his attention but he’s focused on something else until he hears “cap” and he’s looking around like who tf is calling him cap in his house and then he realizes
He’s like in the middle of simultaneously loading the dishwasher and watching film so he’s locked in. And Jersey is crawling along the floor towards him, fresh out of the bath with you following slowly behind her. Not wanting her to dig her little fingers into the dishwasher, you scoop her up before she gets closer to Nico, settling her on your hip.
“Cap!”
Nico doesn’t really hear it. He hears a sound but doesn’t think much of it until a choked gasp comes from you. He blinks, damp fingers pausing the footage and he turns to you.
Jersey is smiling at him, big and gummy and beautiful. You are too, your face practically a mirror of hers. Except for the giddy look in your eyes, tears building on your waterline.
“What?” He asks dumbly, and you stare at him in shock.
“You didn’t hear that?”
He huffs. “Hear what?”
“Cap!”
Nico’s heart stutterers, halted by the swarm of butterflies that take over his chest. Jersey is grinning, drool on her chin and eyes proud. And one tiny little finger is stretched out at him.
“W-what?” He chokes, overwhelmed and convinced he heard her wrong. Her first word. She said her first word. And he can’t remember what it was. Fuck he should’ve got a camera or something.
You laugh. “Did she call you-“
“Cap!”
Nico hears it that time. The butterflies double in size, move into the depths of his gut and his dry throat. Jersey points to him again and it’s clear. She’s calling him, talking to him. And she’s calling him-
“Cap, cap, cap,”
You laugh hysterically as she keeps stuttering out the word cap. Nico doesn’t even know what to do. He had been hoping her first word was said to him, and he’s been waiting for the day he gets to hear her call you mommy. Waiting for the day she calls him daddy too. Although it seems he’ll still be waiting.
“I’m not your cap,” he teases, slinking forward and she reaches out for him. Nico grabs her, cheeks hurting from smiling as she settles into his arms.
“Cap.” She says again, quiet this time. She looks up at him with those big, brown eyes, so heart-wrenchingly sweet and just blinks. A chubby hand grabs at his chin, her little fingers wobbling against the texture of his beard.
“Alright,” he murmurs, “I’ll take it. A ‘daddy’ would be nice though.”
Jersey tilts her head, eyes fondly staring into his. “Cap.”
Nico laugh, kissing at the palm of her hand and shy shies away from the tickle with a giggle. Then he’s kissing at her cheeks and nose, enjoying the way her face scrunches up every time he pecks her skin.
“You listen to the boys too much for liking, darling.”
He kisses the top of her head, looking to you and trying not to blush too hard when he sees you recording.
“You can keep that but we’re telling everyone she said daddy first.”
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