#T: SAVE ME

[disgracefulthings]

AU where Luo Binghe is actually Shang Qinghua's son. Shang Qinghua has a one night stand with hot demon lord Tianlang-Jun, and the system decides to change up the story to make Shang Qinghua pregnant with the protagonist. Because of this Tianlang-Jun eventually ends up with Su Xiyan, who does not die this time because she isn't pregnant. (She and Shang Qinghua can become friends and does not mind that he is carrying her lover's child). Eventually Mobei-Jun comes into the picture, upset that his servant has been seeing other demons (Shang Qinghua has to reassure him that he's still completely loyal to Mobei-Jun, it's just Tianlang-Jun is really good at the sex. For some reason this does not make things better). Mobei-Jun decides to be the best step dad and tries to out dad Tianlang-Jun (and hints how he could totally be a better lover than he was).

Meanwhile Shang Qinghua tries to avoid the death flags that comes with being the protagonist's mother, and it eventually comes to him being kidnapped by the Hua Huan Palace Master, but he is saved by his new family, Mobei-Jun+Tianlang-Jun+Su Xiyan, and maybe some of his sect siblings because they've learned to appreciate him (and maybe they're a little afraid that the sect might fall apart without him)

And they all live happily ever after!

(Years down the line when Luo Binghe is an adult, and the system decides to spit out Shen Yuan who is very confused with what happened with PIDW. Shang Qinghua is fine with his son falling in love with his favorite anti-fan because he knows no one will love him more than peerless cucumber does)

[uglygirlstatus]

does anyone know where this came from. I can’t stop looking at it

[averagegtenjoyer]

Giant with irresistibly massive hands and painted nails you can see your tiny reflection in and fingers longer than the span of your body… giants who dont hesitate when they want to pick you up and giants who are touchy feely. Giants who are so rough with your tiny body but have a gentle soft cooing voice that is soft on the ears… save me

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[sunsbleeding]

Broke up with my long term lover, it was my choice, my goodbye, but damn the hole you left in my life…. I can’t even write about it, this is REAL pain, I’d lose everyone else again just to not to lose you, but the person I fell in love with was gone long ago and I was just holding onto some kind of cruel angry ghost….. I wish you the best, and my heart breaks thinking I may have been the one to stop you from healing, either way, you were my true hand in unlovable hand, even if you didn’t know the song, in another life, in another time, everything I made was forged from our love but it’s time for me to grow up and go my own way, I’ll miss you always Thomas, you really were my everything and the times that were good will linger on my skin for the rest of my silly little life.

[teddytheartist]

BRO!!! ~

[mueritos]

i’m 5 years on t today! yahoo! here’s me now vs the day i started t in 2019!

[certainwizardlady]

Granny Button once heard a human say that money in savings grows. She’s been saving this quarter since the 60s so it’s gotta be a million bucks by now.

[shrimparts-blog888]

She s so so hard to draw y'all and i don't even know if i got the colours right 🥲

And don't get me started on apple white cuz i just had a small mental breakdown we'll see how it goes ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

[landoscalrisian-blog]

what makes me even more sick about “prime” spock being in AOS is that he first lost jim and later leonard which drove him to so much grief he ended up taking a suicide mission by trying to save romulus, that ended him stuck in a new timeline with younger versions of jim and leonard and his crew, his family. and he has to see them once again so young, navigating the same scenarios they experienced in TOS. and while prime spock is helping the AOS crew navigate them, it makes him want to reach out to his own family but they all are just… gone.

[juniemunie]

"Why am I still doing this?"

"Don't you get it?"

"This is all just a show... and we're playing parts~"

[nibbelraz]

A god and his most loved creation

[st4rsinthenight]

★what. what did I wanna share again. oh yeah werhh

giants that nuzzle tinies.

— |★| I love it when giants press tinies up to their cheek gently, or rather teasingly— smushing their little form onto their soft face as a way to show their appreciation or their love towards them. As well as when giants nuzzle tinies with their nose erh. Y'know pressing up the tip of their nose onto their chest or torso and begin to gently rub the tiny. bonus points if the tiny is a bit ticklish or gets flustered easy.

me when fluff. me when g/t fluff —★

[bethncherry]

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[barksbog]

it´s honestly so hard for me to even finish 15-30h games let alone 100h+ games because i get maybe 2-3h a night to game and the pacing of most games makes that feel extremely frustrating.

at this point i´m begging for more 1-6h games

[thefanciestborrower]

He stuck a batterang between Clark’s teeth 😔