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[living-meme]

[hg-aneh]

😔...

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[fantastickfigurememes]

[actressposts]

[colinfirth]

I used to be just like you. Someone else’s shoes on my feet, shivering myself to sleep at night, nobody in the world to care about me. So the only question is: what are you willing to do to change it? THE SERPENT QUEEN (2022) — S01

[zu-is-here]

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[alpacacare-archive]

success

[doriansbutt]

This life is amazing

When you greet it with open arms

[shepscapades]

I CANNOT BELIEVE SO MANY PEOPLE HAD THE SAME THOUGHT. YOU’RE FORCING MY HAND. YOURE FORCING THE DOCSUMA OUT OF ME

[spacespacespace]

Jason: I ward off all theatre kid allegations with a gun dipped in holy water

Dick: *plays Hamilton*

Jason:…

Jason: HOW DOES A BASTARD ORPHAN-

[m4rs-ex3]

the season 7 quotes ever: unhinged edition

"ooh, what about a primal jelly tart?”

"sunfire? always hot."

“i guess that’s as good a spot as any to hide a secret basement… at the top of a tower.”

“we’ve been sitting here eating dessert, Rayla. DESSERT.”

“you were collecting worms for dark magic, weren’t you? or for… FISHING."

“for what purpose?” “‘to save your… posterior.’ she wants you to know that she used a different word. than posterior.”

“SALAD GUY!” “oh, good. somebody does know me!”

“alright. we’ve turned the unicorn bones into unicorn bone goop.”

"uh, so, here’s the thing. love is good."

“you say potato, i say po-tah-to…” “just so you know… it’s potato.” “um, no. that’s the whole point.” “don’t even get him started on tomatoes.” “ugh, they’re to-mah-toes. we’ve been over this, Corvus."

"yes you am."

“here to judge me, Captain Trueheart?”

“i mean, at the end of the day, you’re at the top of the org chart.” “we have an org chart?”

"i’m Terry. uh, Terrestrius for short. i mean, for long, i guess.”

“confirmed. regular sap.”

“i’m sorry. i’m not sure how you want me to respond.” “YEAH, WHILE I’M CONFUSED TOO.”

“oh no! DARK MAGIC? wHaTeVeR sHaLl I dO?!”

“RAYLAAAA, CALLUM WANTS TO HAVE TEN BABIES WITH YOU! TEN!”

[rednite-dork]

I have too much power in my hands...

[slightlycomicobsessed]

this panel will never not be funny to me. look at how nia just looks at the fucking bat-robot with the most deadpan expression. she's just so done with waller and all of her bullshit.

[thegoldenelite]

I saw this PICTURE a while back, and it's haunted me ever since. So I went digging around, and I found this reddit post. It's the DDT roster depicted as anime girls!

DDT did a collaboration with a flash game called "Ring ☆ Dream". So these are official! The game was about managing a women's wrestling promotion

(this game is no longer available to play).

Kota Ibushi

Konosuke Takeshita

Tetsuya Endo with Mad Paulie

Daisuke Sasaki

Michael Nakazawa

The rest is under the read more!(Long post under the cut)

Kazuki Hirata

Antonio Honda

Shigehiro Irie

HARASHIMA

Toru Owashi

Masahiro Takanashi

Ken Ohka

Yukio Sakaguchi

Makoto Oishi

KUDO

Keisuke Ishii

Akito

Soma Takao

DJ Nira

Cherry

Yoshihiko

Sanshiro Takagi

Danshoku Dino(Dino is topless but you can't see anything lol)

[currentlyinflames]

THEYRE KIDS THEY LOOK LIKE KIDS

OH GOD THEYRE KIDS