#Stormlight 6

[thekinglemingle]

I reckon Shallan is going to name her kid after Kaladin and it's gonna be super awkward when it turns out he's alive

[epicmilly]

guys.... i'm gonna be a LEGAL ADULT by the time stormlight 6 releases..... i'm gonna be eLdErLy /silly

unless sanderson surprises us and drops it soon

[eta-piscium]

I read a Percy Jackson Universe fic one time before the final like three books had come out and it was basically a HUGE fic about what the writer thought Rick Riordan would write in the next book. It was a super long and pretty terrible fanfic but I loved reading every second of it.

So what Im saying is I need a completely unhinged Stormlight 6 fanfic

[voidwalkerart]

Decided to dust off my old art blog with a rough doodle of everyone's favorite gambler.

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

"I can't believe Szeth got married and has a wife in the 6 years post Wind and Truth" yeah I get it Masha's a surprise to everyone but also consider

you're a historian living in a time of upheaval. You're specifically a scholar on the Recreance. 18* years earlier there was a civil war in your country and the past 2 years the next desolation you've all been aware of has begun again. The Honorbearers are kind of being weird currently and you're pretty sure it's the end of the world. You move back into your parents farm in an isolated area near the Bondsmith's monastery. You hear stories of other farms being attacked and are worried but are trying to help your older parents, continue your studies (hey the past isn't going to reveal an unbiased truth by itself), and not worry about how current events parallel past ones and times of political strife and all.

You decide to sleep in one morning. When you go get breakfast, your parents mention that your cart and two horses were borrowed by some nice young men early in the morning. You make conversation- hoping that your mom won't mention that one was just your age (seriously mom?) and seemed nice- and somewhere in the conversation it's brought up that the "nice young men" were the Assassin in White, now on a pilgrimage, and the former high-marshal of the Windrunners, and that Nin-son-God was also with them, but he was sitting with a blanket around his shoulders looking sad and you're trying to get your parents to back up hang on they lent your cart and horses to the guy who started that civil war 16 years ago, one of the first radiants of the current generation, and a herald??

And then a few hours later you hear a knock at your front door, and it's the assassin in white the guy who started a civil war in your country at 19* and he's now missing an arm and wow that scarring does not look good and he asks if someone could help him bury his friend and glories above you have written at least two papers on this guy and he looks like he is about to cry on your doorstep and you have several questions you want to ask about the accuracy of reports from the civil war that happened and if the radiants have better records of the infighting that happened before the Recreance than most scholars do and also all the various murders but that would be a bad thing to ask now, right?

The current leadership in your country are apparently all dead, and have been for a while it seems. Szeth's decided, once he's recovered from almost dying, that he'll do what he can to help in Shinovar, along with living for himself and being his own law. And you're a historian, who has just entered into a new era of history. You start to help and slowly get to know him. To hear about the quest for Wind and Truth.

*I might be getting the year wrong. I think it's 16 or 18. Szeth was 19 or 21, I think.

[hay-bails]

syl and kal hours <3

[lilacretrograde]

Heralds are immortal. Fused are immortal. My OTP is still viable.

[poondragoon]

So Roshar's terrestrial ecosystem is essentially a giant, land-based tidepool, and the Highstorm is the high tide rolling in, right?

Storm rains bring crem, which not only counteracts the storm erosion but also provides the minerals that "plants" and crustaceans need to build their shells. Greatshells and singers use the Investiture in the storm to bond spren, pupate, and change forms in order to complete their lifecycles.

In other words, the entire planet is dependent on the Highstorm in order to survive, and now that the storm is dead, the entire world east of Shinovar is FUCKED, right?

I guess what I'm getting at is that Ba Ado Mishram better hurry tf up and reboot the Highstorm.

[cosmerelists]

Calculate your Vorin Gender!

What's your gender, according to Vorins on Roshar? Well, just answer 10 easy questions to find out! Just keep track of how many "A" answers and how many "B" answers you get, and then see results below!

I can't really explain why, but this post was inspired by @isdalinarhot and a post about Dalinar and flamin' hot cheetos (here).

1. What are you having for breakfast?

A. Pancakes with maple syrup B. Bacon and scrambled eggs with hot sauce

2. What are you having for a snack?

A. Peaches in syrup B. Flamin' Hot Cheetos

3. What are you having for lunch?

A. Teriyaki stir fry with honey balsamic roasted veggies B. Spicy ramen

4. What are you having for dinner?

A. Just an entire pie. Yum! B. Meat. Spicy meat.

5. Do you like to read?

A. Heck yeah! B. No I prefer to be out doing things!

6. Do you like to draw?

A. Heck yeah! B. No I prefer to be out doing things!

7. Which class would you prefer to play in D&D?

A. Wizard B. Paladin

8. Have you ever gotten into a fight?

A. Not a physical one, but I've definitely written some shade B. Heck yeah!

9. What was your best subject in school?

A. English or science or math B. Government or PE

10. Can I shake your hand?

A. No and you should be ashamed of yourself for asking B. Yes but I'm gonna squeeze way harder than you

THE RESULTS

Mostly "A" answers: You're a Vorin woman!

9-10 "A" answers: You are the most ladylike of Vorin women!

7-8 "A" answers: You're a woman who likes to push the boundaries of womanhood. Have you been talking to Jasnah?

6: "A" answers: Have you considered becoming an Ardent?

Mostly "B" answers: You're a Vorin man!

9-10 "B" answers: You are the most manly of Vorin men!

7-8 "B" answers: You're a man who likes to push the boundaries of manhood. Have you been talking to Dalinar?

6 "B" answers: Have you considered becoming an Ardent?

Equally Split Between "A" & "B": You're an Ardent!

Ha ha you're an Ardent right? "sweats nervously in Vorin"

[kaladinsspear]

Finally finished day 6 of cosmere inktober! The prompt was Lament. I wanted to give Kaladin a place to sit in peace with the memory of his lost loved ones.

[christophernolan]

Kaladin saying “I’ll be the only one who survives when everyone else withers away” and since I’ve read the spoilers I’m…… I LOVE HIM!

[sorchasolas]

Sometimes you hyperfixate on a character for so long you just start to become them. Both intentionally and coincidentally

[bluecalic0]

i have so many thoughts about wind and truth but am currently unable to make them coherent. you will be hearing from me with my thoughts after an undefined interval

[life-b4-death]

God Nale fuckin sucks. Worst Herald ever. Fuck that guy

[danisaurus-rex]

just finished Rhythm of War. i'm SICK how can i ever be normal about this

[cessreads]

I AM EMOTIONAL AGAIN