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Why choose?

Today I learned that there's a trend in erotic novels to refer to genitalia as "animals" and buttcracks as "scars" and I don't know which one I hate more

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Imagine the inertia! I give it one, maybe two rocks before all that water brutally punches its way out of the liner, the tub breaks something, or the occupant (calling anybody in this thing a "bather" would be a gross miscarriage of the English language) gets a divine case of whiplash

The Cook County Herald, Grand Marais, Minnesota, July 21, 1900

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Answer: it was the dogs.

Getting home at 8:00 PM on Christmas Day and immediately being invited to play a rousing game of Why Is The Cat Damp.

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remember lego movie smear frames. remember how beautiful and genius lego movie smear frames were . are you listening to me. they used only real bricks. so it would look like stop motion. they used real bricks to make smear frames for minifigures doing gestures and stuff isnt that crazy. the lego movie smear frames

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Cool so what the fuck was their problem

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They also all support bookmarks, so

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screaming THAT'S A SAW FISH every time i look up saw sharks bc the images are all jumbled up together

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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Folks someone just made the most amazing thing I've seen in ages

the eye pinning when they're excited???? sent me

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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The super vibrant sci-fi spaceship and mech designs of Tom Hicks - https://www.this-is-cool.co.uk/the-vibrant-sci-fi-spaceship-mech-designs-of-tom-hicks/

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Aw, that puppy has a cold :(

This post on Dull Men's Club is by a herpetologist who drove a hundred miles an hour to get a giant snapping turtle to an emergency vet on time

first of all he might be in the wrong facebook group

second of all you will absolutely not believe the sheer purity and innocence in the gaze of this primeval bone snapping predator

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"Godzilla: Black mass" (Part 1)

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Godzilla : Black Mass (Part 2)

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Godzilla: Black Mass (Part 3)