poondragoon
poondragoon
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I'm a grouchy old (30) man (he/him) who will LOOK (馃憖) at things (dinosaurs, lasers, boobies, a cool bug, etc.) and sometimes share them. Anything illegal you see on this blog is legally a joke. Anything unfunny is an ironic joke.
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poondragoon 7 hours ago
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Turns out phones are very good at getting the noise coming from the Big Meat Creature holding them, but not very good at getting the noise from the Majesty of Nature Made Manifest 50 Feet Over There. This is because that's what it was designed to do in the first place. Sad!
I really love the cringe ass audio you covered your nature video with. Because I'm sure the beautiful sounds of a waterfall just pales to this royalty free H&M music
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poondragoon 20 hours ago
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Trump wants to make a new kind of citizenship that can just be bought for five million dollars, ie anyone with five million dollars gets to skip all the immigration hurdles poor people have to go through. At least there's no way conservatives can keep pretending that it's about "safety," right? Because, I mean, the "drug lords and traffickers" they pretend to be afraid of are the only ones who are all going to have five million dollars.
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poondragoon 1 day ago
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poondragoon 2 days ago
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It Is Real Colonial Hours
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poondragoon 4 days ago
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The first and only time I hit up the local farmer's market in college, I bought some tomatoes. I missed the delicious-ass tomatoes I used to grow back home, and didn't have room or time to tend plants at school so somebody else's local-grow was the next best thing! I walked the mile back home, toasted some bread, and whipped up the tomato sandwich I'd been looking forward to all morning. It tasted like wet paper. Later that week, my roommate told me that in that town, people would buy produce from Walmart and resell it at the farmer's market for a huge mark-up.
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Anyway, I guess AI hasn't changed people one bit.
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poondragoon 4 days ago
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"That anon" as if this isn't the same dipass anon bitching about you DARING to have OPINIONS on YOUR BLOG instead of just being a voiceless stream of content for them to shove in their slobbery, gaping mouth.
Dude, give them the finger and turn off anonymous asks.
that anon is talking about the dumb fuck dr. who shit you keep posting instead of drawing
sorry
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poondragoon 4 days ago
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the start of a comic i was making in 2023 about a mosquitos point of view
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poondragoon 5 days ago
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This is just All Tomorrows fanart
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Adblocker should have a button that says "those weird fucking vore monster woman game ads? Those can stay actually"
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poondragoon 5 days ago
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Those kits are fun, but if you really want to scale up your production (and I mean, shit, who doesn't want to turn cheap wood waste into delicious food?) your best bet is to find a local expert and learn from them.
Any tips on how to cultivate edible mushrooms at home and which species has the best flavor?
your best bet is to probably buy a couple of those mushroom kits and follow the directions. I think oyster mushrooms are probably the easiest to get a hold of, but I'll bet there are others out there too
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poondragoon 5 days ago
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its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me
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poondragoon 5 days ago
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poondragoon 5 days ago
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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poondragoon 5 days ago
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I don't care what your perception of the female body has been warped into by the media and advertising prevalent in culture. eat some goddamn carbs
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poondragoon 7 days ago
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The the muon needle at the prow lets it achieve superluminal velocities and slip between realities!!!*
*I don't know if that's true but I wanted to contribute
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poondragoon 7 days ago
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This is so viscerally pathetic it鈥檚 almost impressive. Yes it鈥檚 a fascist move but that doesn鈥檛 make it any less pathetic. (Add on but. No patrick. just because Miss Carabello slightly mispoke about the contents of the letter (he used a normal metaphor with violence, something conservatives do CONSTANTLY but still sent the law to bully, ie pathetic) does not make this misinformation. It鈥檚 a Slight miscommunication
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poondragoon 7 days ago
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Republicans deliberately use coded language to trick people to vote for them and radicalize their group. Many don't even realize they're radicalized or what they're saying is even racist. This is why they think the Left is "over reacting" because the either know they're using coded language and don't care, or they don't know anything at all.
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poondragoon 7 days ago
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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