#Stoner House

[j1mmys-darl1ng]

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Pairing : stoner!tate x first time!reader

Warnings : consumption of weed, possible mischarecterisation

A/n : every blue moon i make a character getting high fic

NOT PROOFREAD!

"How have you never been high before? Your in highschool, theres practically stoners around every corner" ever since you confessed to Tate that you've never tried weed, hell you've never even touched the stuff, hes been constantly teasing you about it.

"I've just never been interested in that typa stuff." You huff at him. He gets up and walks over to a draw, opening it and pulling out a box.

"Uh Tate? Whats in there?"

"well you said you've never gotten high before, so whats better than your first time being with me?" His dumb, smug smirk pressed on his lips. Every time you saw it you could just tell he was up to no good.

He pulls out a small cookie in a clear bag, one that you raise a brow at. How the hell were you gonna get high from just that? You try to see what else is in the box but he locks it and slides it back into the draw.

"Your kidding. How is that meant to get us high?"

"Trust me, it will"

He sits back down besides you, carefully taking the cookie out and breaking it in half, handing you the smaller portion.

"it takes a little while to kick in" he mumbles, his mouth already stuffed with the cookie like a chipmunk. You take small bites, the size increasing ever so slightly with each sheepish bite. Soon you finish it and just sit there while Tate puts some of nirvanas music on.

Within less than two hours, your body starts to feel fuzzy and swooshy, your limbs twitching at random times. Your eyelids are heavy, Tates warm arm around your waist making you want to just fall asleep against him. You let out a sigh as you rest against him, wrapping your arms around his shoulders.

He tilts his head down, giving you a gentle kiss on the bridge of your nose and letting a small giggle escape past your lips. You can't help but tilt your head up, your faces moving closer together like a magnet until eventually your lips are pressed against one anothers.

Tate moves a hand to the back of your head, kissing you deeper as your hands slide up his collarbone so they rest on the back of his neck.

Soon he pulls away.

"Wow" is all that can muster past your lips.

A/n: i wasnt sure what to write so i kinda just came up with things as i was writing

Thanks for reading! <3

[voxmilia]

Oh Sklonda's righteous fury hits so hard, as a kid who WAS taken advantage of in many ways by her friends when she was in school, and whose mom tried to tell her they were being unkind and who didn't believe her until she got kinder friends

[fairyth0ts]

i love cute house plants like this . anyone know wut they are called ?

[cybrrspidrr]

Cant wait for tmagp season 2 when they get another case about the institutes founder doing something absolutely insane again and they FINALLY look into him after not talking about him at all

[saturnaous]

finding a distinct lack of weed related things in fma. I got my posts back so in the spirit of 420 I’m offering this doodle from the other day ‼️ go smoke some weed

[thesorceresstemple]

[estfree]

Watering 🌱🌱

[askchilchuck]

Rip Chilchuck Tims, you would of loved the Beatles

We have beetles here too, you know. Also, quit telling people I’m dead.

[ripped-vanwinkle]

[cesarojedac]

Maybe It Was Me - Windows - Sometimes I Feel Happy, Sometimes Sad (2017)

[stergeon]

> None of the above.

Well. You have certainly chosen something different, haven’t you. It is a bolder outfit than you would typically choose, but you suppose it could have been much, much worse. It will all be worthwhile if FERDINAND is pleased with your adventurous spirit.

The final accessory for your outspoken outfit is your TIMEPIECE. You received it as a gift from HER MAJESTY and THE PROFESSOR exactly one year ago today and you do not leave your room without it. Truly you have been blessed by the explosion of modern technology now that such developments are uninhibited by the maneuverings of ANCIENT DRAGONS in positions of ecclesiastic power. Never again need you scurry to the window to make out the clocktower or attempt to recall precisely how many times the church bells last rang: now, you are wholly your own man, trapping time in your POCKET.

As you squandered your first glance in a stupor of admiration, you spare a second glance at the TIMEPIECE and see that it is currently half past seven. You have some time before your meeting with your ASSASSINS at nine, but you still need to complete your PRE-BREAKFAST TO-DO LIST and also have BREAKFAST.

Your PRE-BREAKFAST TO-DO LIST is a standing list of tasks you do every single day:

Dress

Water PLANT

COFFEE

Remove FERDINAND

Your next task will be to water your PLANT. Your PLANT was a gift from BERNADETTA, coincidentally also received exactly one year ago today. You regard your PLANT and are satisfied with its condition. When you saw BERNADETTA last week, however, she objected to your handling of the organism: she insisted a plant ought to have a given name. You are not so taken to sentimentality as she, but when you made to mock her to FERDINAND, he—to your disappointment, if not your surprise—agreed, and tasked you to assigning one.

This exercise does not please you. But to acquiesce would require little effort on your part—and besides, you only need hold to this practice until the end of the month, after which time FERDINAND will not be here to badger you about the issue.

... You would prefer not to think about FERDINAND any more, but you will consider a suitable name.

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[mischiefbuckley]

has anyone else seen house of anubis??? it’s what I would consider one of my favorite shows and like there’s nothing really special about it but it’s special to me yk like I could analyze the living shit out of those 3 seasons and movie

[lovely-mogai]

Stonerdreamslushie

a slush gender which feels like its a stoner dream flavoured slushie, connected to both stoners, dreams, and slushies, etc.

On the list tonight~ @accessmogai [tagging]

[featherwhiskered]

*hits them with my kitty beam*

eughhh

[fullplate]

week long biznass