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if u had to write a podcast what would it be abt

I dunno, I guess I'd get me and a few budskis over who all look,sound and think like me, then crack a few suds and talk about sports, cars and how poor people just need to try harder whilst eating snacks loudly in front of the mic. (For when this is inevitably taken out of context by someone for malicious purposes: THIS IS SARCASM. I DO NOT ACTUALLY THINK THESE THINGS. IF YOU'RE QUOTING THIS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT THE KEYBOPARD DOWN) I think that just about covers it?

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in the oiar. straight up "hammerin it". and by " it". haha well. lets justr say. Govrnment property.

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Thinking of you.

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happy halloween pookies. i spent it in extreme physical pain

this is part of a big collaboration hosted by @mintybagels ! you'll find the masterpost with everyone's else's art on their page :)

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I will never get over the fact that Jon almost never directly chose physical violence, he made shit plans but he was always planning and finding answers and making observations and trying to find conclusions, when he does resort to violence it’s jarring and represents him being desperate as fuck

Meanwhile Mr. Samama Twig Khalid over here throws hands at almost every opportunity despite it constantly being brought up that bro has the strength and resilience of a Baby Shrimp. Wdym we are 20 episodes in and he has already body slammed 2 people

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Is this a reference to my “im magnus im archive the ‘the’ brothers” post

Au where Elias and Jon are replaced by their alter egos, Mr. Magnus and Mr. Archive

that's just season 5

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Man it sucks to be Jonathan rn LOL

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i find it really funny how when jon kills people he like channels the power of an entity of fear and smites them, but when elias kills people he just like. shoots them with a gun or beats them with a metal pipe.

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did you guys know you can enjoy fiction even when you want to kill some of the characters with hammers on account of they are interesting and evocative characters that cause strong emotions and those strong emotions do not always need to be positive. crazy stuff

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“your characters need to be likeable” allow me to introduce you to the very worst guy who ever lived

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SCREAMING CRYING GOING TO DIE THE WORLD IS NOT FAIR!

( I can't see will wood live)

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au where instead of the behold being about watching things and acquiring knowledge that way it was about listening. This doesn't seem funny until you imagine Jon covered in ears, the earpocalypse sky made of massive ears, Jonah just wears massive ears shaped earrings. "And... He was all ears😥". Gerry having ears tattoos. Do you see the vision? Am I the only one who finds this funny?

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1319 days no elias bouchard im clawing at the walls

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been happening a lot lately im sure its fine

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i will... draw for fun... the things that..... bring me joy ...