#Still mildly salty about that one I was so pleased with And it gets the ''one that got away'' status - rude

[sysig]

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[hitomisuzuya]

Wanderer x fem!reader. Smutty. White Day Special. Foreplay. Degradation. Mention of chocolate just because. Wanderer's ego. A dash of shy Wanderer.

a/n: Don't mind me. This is just something little I wrote, a way for my brain to go brrrr and relax a little. I had a bad dream that's all. So it shook me up, that's all. Normal schedule tomorrow. Please enjoy.

Tagging @xxventiswindblumexx and @kichikichiko

"Here," Wanderer said, holding a box out to you. He was sitting on his bed, his elbow propped on one of his thighs, cupping his cheek in his hand. He couldn't look at you, a heavy blush heating his cheeks, and he was sort of glaring.

He felt shy and he hated it.

"Huh? What's this?" You asked, looking at the box curiously.

It's not like you hadn't received any gifts from Wanderer before. In fact, this boy was so weak for you that he spoiled you any chance he got, and always with that same shy, flustered glare on his face.

But this gift in particular, it wasn't one you hadn't received from him before. It was chocolate. Something Wanderer hated.

"I didn't think you were that dumb," he said, rolling his eyes. "It's White Day today, remember? So just take that sugary crap you like before I change my mind."

Wanderer still refused to look at you, he was even fidgeting nervously.

You grinned and took the box. "Aww, you got me candy," you couldn't help but tease him a little bit.

"Yeah, whatever. It's dark chocolate with sea salt. At least it isn't completely sweet." Wanderer scoffed.

It was your favorite chocolate. This boy, he really was genuine with his love, even if it ruffled his feathers being so vulnerable.

Opening the bag, you put one in your mouth, enjoying the salty, bittersweet taste of the chocolate on your tongue. Honestly, the flavor reminded you of Wanderer. He likes bitter tea and dark chocolate was bitter but sweet. Sweet like him.

Now he was looking at you. He wagged his finger at you in a come hither motion. His blush remained. "Come here."

You walked over to him, sucking on the chocolate on a way that made his eyes fixate on your mouth. "What's up?" You asked, blinking with curiosity. The air around him had just changed. And drastically.

Wanderer curled a few strands of your hair around his finger, before he grabbed a handful and pulled you down, pressing his lips against yours.

You shivered when his tongue licked your mouth, mixing the chocolate on your tongue with his. Your fingers barely got to stroke his cheek before he pulled away, wiping his mouth and glaring like he was only mildly disgusted. "I..tolerate this taste. It's more salty and bitter than sweet."

"Wanderer, I.." you were flabbergasted and flustered, the intimacy of his kiss left you breathless. Honestly, you were about apologize.

He smirked at you, putting his hands on your hips. "You think I didn't notice at all, did you?" His fingers kneaded into your skin a little harder.

"Notice what?" You asked, starting to play his game.

"Don't make me laugh. You have been flaunting around in that tiny blue and white skirt with the ruffles I like on it. And you eating that sugary crap in front of me with your slut mouth, tempting me," Wanderer replied, making your heart flutter, aroused.

Bunching your skirt up around your hips, Wanderer yanked you down to straddle on of his thighs. You moaned when he pressed his fingers against your clothed clit, making a damp spot in your panties. "You really are perfect, do you know that?"

His hand tightened on your hip, increasing the pressure of his fingers, just enough to make you squirm, grinding down against his thigh for more friction. Your hands landed on his shoulders for leverage, moving into his fingers.

Wanderer groaned when he felt this thigh rapidly getting wetter each time you slid your cunt along his thigh. "The perfect slut, made all for me."

Wanderer was using his favorite weapon against you.

His voice.

He knew he would make you crumble in a second just by saying a few words of praise mixed with degradation.

And he was going to enjoy it tonight.

"You should see how pathetic you look," Wanderer laughed, pushing your panties aside and sliding two fingers to tease against your clit. You quivered with pleasure, melting into him. "Giving and receiving is a two way street. You got your treat and now I get to have mine."

He kissed you, possessive and agressive, biting your lower lip before pulling away, leaving you breathless even more. You couldn't speak and he loved it. "I am going to take my time and enjoy you making a mess of yourself before I fuck you. Judging from how wet you are, it won't take long for you to crack like the slut you are. Now moan and beg me to make you cum. I love you best like that."

Wanderer did love you. The chocolate had been a genuine gesture of love.

"Do your worst," you panted, burying your face in his neck, nuzzling your cheek against his jaw.

Wanderer stroked your hair lovingly. He continued to wind you up with his voice. "I'll bet it blew your mind when I licked chocolate from your pretty mouth. I may give you the privilege of licking it off your cunt."

[archived-diegesis]

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise? // ☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

the salty af munday meme // accepting

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

IF YOU WANT TO PLOT A SHIP WITH ME COME TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM THAT SHIP DON'T JUST SHIP FOR THE SHIP, GIVE ME YOUR IDEAS, GIVE ME YOU A.US AND IDEAS AND ALL THE PLOTS LETS WRITE AN EPIC THAT COULD BE HELLA TRAGIC OR FUNNY-

GIVE ME YOUR MUSES AND LET ME LOVE THEM AND YOU-

god i know most people follow me cause I'm a ship whore and i give ships like candy -

NO WAIT PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY -

all joking aside, if you want to write a dynamic with me please tell me. I adore yelling about things with my friends even if i can be a little closed off and forget to do the same i swear I'm more scared of ya then you are of me

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?

OKAY SO -

One thing that was hella annoying was this one time when i was barely getting into star rail and picked up the mc as a muse at first. I used "eden" as her name rather then "edan" and was asked if i wrote edan based of a well established muse.

I understand where they were coming from and honesty i didn't mind the question until it cause a few of my friends to be blocked for interacting with me. I'm over it know but it still was upsetting.

I get it i do, but please don't hurt other people because you dislike me

[shiroi---kumo]

Salty Munday Meme || Accepting

knightshonour asked:

♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?

On a different blog I had another mun harass me for how I wrote my character. They were very upset with how I wrote my muse cussing and how I wrote him grumpy and mean. They wouldn't leave me alone after I told them I didn't want to RP with them. I told them if they didn't want to deal with all his cussing then we just simply wouldn't write together and that was that. I never blocked them outright but I should have.

They proceeded to hunt me down on tumblr again to yell at me all over for events that took place over a year ago so I blocked them, but they found me on disco proceeded to send me a massive book about the same event all over again two years later. So I blocked them on disco too and rewrote my rules entirely.

I am very liberal with the block button now. I don't fight with people. I just block them. Saves me time and effort.

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?

I write "please do not reblog without permission" directly in some of my headcanon / meta type posts AND in the tags on a different blog and apparently it's not enough to get people to stop so I just gave up on it. I have one post that is way outta control so there's no way to stop it now. I just wish people would read my pinned post, rules and the things I have written directly in the post / tags please.

That hasn't really happened over here yet, thankfully but still it's a thing.

[forgottenluck]

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

Salty AF Meme Time!

Oh boy, a lot has done this over the many years I've been rping...but i'll pick one from my super younger years. This one has religious talk, so please note that.

I used to rp a LOT on deviantart, in the chatrooms. I was in a group rp that ended up being one of the largest of it's fandoms rp chatrooms. It was a fun time, and I really liked the people in the group.

At least...mostly.

(putting under a readmore cuz it got long)

One of the bigger names in the chat was a mun by the name of Faith (I have no idea if this was their/her real name but I have no quarrels saying what I remember due to this being a completely different platform.) She played an OC, absolutely refused to play a canon character....and she was the epitome of a Mary Sue. Honestly this didn't bother me. We were all young at that time.

What did bother me was her blatant disrespect for rules, other people's comfort, other people's boundaries, and the fact she had it out for me from the moment i stepped into the room.

I have a very outgoing personality, and tend to make friends decently well. At least, this is what I've been told. As such, when i came into the room, many people really liked me. They started paying attention to someone that wasn't her.

A few things to note; the fandom we were in was only mildly supernatural-ish (i won't state which one it is at this time), but the characters were all relatively normal. No magic powers, no special things that were too outlandish, etc. OCs were allowed as long as they made sense in the lore of the universe. The rules of the chatroom stated that if you were going to ship it had to be singleship due to the storyline of the room.

Faith's OC broke....all of these rules. Her OC had massive supernatural powers, was supposedly a pinnacle of the universe, was all powerful, and was in active relationships with every member of the opposite sex. Mary Sue to the extreme.

It got worse as attention started to wane on her character, moving to the new people in the chat. She started to berate me in ooc, had her character become severely depressed if any of the others even thought of interacting with mine, and even started spreading lies about me, telling the mods that I was doing things to her in PMs and such.

Me and her were called into the private chat channels multiple times to "talk things out" which usually just ended up in a 'she-said she-said' type deal. I took it all. I was wild when i was younger, didn't really care nearly as much as I do now. It was more frustrating than anything, because I wanted to write instead of argue and fight over interactions. Still, she managed to turn almost the whole chatroom against me.

Eventually, I broke off from the group, and left a long scathing PM to Faith, explaining my feelings and how I felt it was unfair how she was acting to me. I heard nothing for....well....years. I moved on, figured it wasn't worth the energy....

Then I logged in to Deviantart to a PM from her one day. It was a lengthy reply to my original PM, where she addressed every point I had brought up.....and ultimately tried to pin it all on me. That it was all my fault that she had felt like she was invisible and not getting attention that she deserved.

But that wasn't what made me loose my cool.

What made me loose my cool was how she ended the PM. Obviously, I'm glossing over a LOT of what happened to keep this as short as possible, but what she had done to me was massive harassment, blackmailing, bullying, etc. And I do have testimony to back this up, I still have friends from that old chatroom.

But the way she chose to end the PM was roughly as follows:

"I know you need to find God, and You need him and his love, and you should accept it. I've accepted it and you should too so that you can forgive all of what has happened and be saved."

Now, I'm not going to tell people what they should believe. But do not tell me what I should believe in. And don't tell me what to believe after telling me that everything that bad happened to someone was my fault for just existing. I was absolutely pissed, livid.

I sent back the most scathing, angry PM I've ever sent to this day. I picked her reply apart line by line, bit by bit, and pointed out every single issue and hypocrisy that came up. Followed it up with evidence that I'd been keeping for years. (i have issues deleting things so i have so much stuff from years and years past). Told her that she could believe whatever she wanted, but I never going to be a part of that, and that I would never forgive her for what she put me through during my time in that chatroom. She would never be forgiven. She would be remembered for every wrong reason, remembered as a person who was willing to put everyone else down for simple validation and attention, and that this was just proving that point home because she was seeking even more attention.

That there were very few people in the world that I choose to hate, and she was one of them.

Am I proud of what I said that day? No. But it doesn't change my feelings. I still hate her, to this day.

Again, I'm not going into details, but those years I spent on deviantart, especially in those fandoms....I was at one of my lowest points, and she had hammered home constantly that I was unliked, unwanted, and a burden. I was very harsh in my last PM to her. I had completely lost my cool....but I don't really regret what I said. I feel like it was things she needed to hear, especially if she meant her last point of "finding God."

so yeah. That's a time I lost my cool. fun story, yeah?

[kpop-dungeon-dark]

The Experiment. (Dom!Sehun x You)

•TRIGGER WARNING•

Warning(s): Con-Noncon (you consent to the act for the sake of play), dacryphilia, choking, anal, hair pulling, bondage, fear kink, gagging, slapping, pretend hate sex, puppy kink, orgasm denial, degradation and humiliation. Browse at your own risk.

Y/n gulped as she walked hand-in-hand with her older, much bigger boyfriend and dom, Sehun. A couple of 7 months now, they had soon realised after a few weeks of going out that both of them liked things on the… rougher side.

Today, they were going to try… something, after very careful planning and discussion.

Sehun knew he had to be the responsible one in the relationship always. And so during experiments as well as 'serious' things he didn't play around or let Y/n shy away, sitting her down and planning everything out.

He didn't ever want to hurt her. Not even accidentally.

The couple came to a halt when they reached the trailer placed in the middle of the jungle, Sehun turning to the girl and pushing her closer by the back of her neck before touching his lips to her forehead.

"I love you."

"I love you too… sir." A timid whisper followed the manly voice, her legs in a complete contrast to her scared voice, thighs squeezing against one another to ease the tension between them.

Oh. Her panties were already soaked.

"You know your safe words, pup." The key turned in the lock and Sehun was in character by the time the door to the trailer slowly opened inwards, his grip hardening on the back of her neck as he roughly hauled her in, stepping inside before hitting the lights as she started to whine and struggle.

"Get in here you little whore!" He was amazed by how fast her tears busted out, as if on cue. "Pathetic! Thinking you can fight against your owner! What a bad dog!" Y/n loved the insults as well as the rough grip he had on her hair, moving her before going to close the door. "You, little pup, need lots of training-!"

The man's words were cut short when she grabbed a vase that had been put intentionally there before hitting his arm hard enough with it that his grip on her loosened, aiding the girl in slipping away through the still ajar door.

"I WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH A SICK AND DIRTY MAN LIKE YOU!" The girl shrieked, her bad acting looking like one out of those porn videos as she rushed away from him, Sehun following soon after grunting and cussing. "HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!"

They knew nobody would come as no one could hear them. This was in the middle of nowhere. They knew it. They had planned it. For weeks.

But something about blindly running in the dark followed by a man so strong and of Sehun's kind, made adrenaline rush through Y/n's veins, her core just getting needier and needier. It was a chilly night. But the fire glowing hotter and hotter deep within her ovaries was providing her enough warm to keep running as tears blurred her vision.

This felt so real. So dangerous. So vicious. Cruel. Terrifying, even.

And she loved it.

The thoughts of what was going to follow this made her knees weak, causing them to buckle up as she went tumbling down against the dead leaves, making her groan as she landed on her chest, wanting to be pounded from behind right there.

"Oh no! Oh no!" She cried harder, sounding more aroused with each word, trying to 'weakly' crawl away as Sehun approached her from behind, clicking his tongue which made her struggle harder. "OH NO SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!"

"Absolutely pathetic" clicking his tongue, the man effortlessly grabbed her ankle, dragging her against the leaves as she squawked and drooled humiliatingly, trying to 'break free' from her 'captor' as he dragged her back to the trailer. "You could have at least tried to run away, tsk. But you're really eager, huh?" The man didn't know if he was in character or speaking in general.

Because his slut of a cumsock was always ready to be fucked by him.

In the most vile of ways.

"OH NO! LEAVE ME! LEAVE ME YOU VILE DIRTY MAN!" Her heart was thumping in her ears as she struggled to act, going a little wordless from the excitement of what was to come, almost stopping completely when he threw her over his shoulder and entered the trailer before locking it shut and walking to the bed, throwing her on it. "OH GOD! OH PLEASE NO!"

"Hold still!" Slapping one of her breasts harshly, Sehun felt himself slipping deeper into his dominant headspace, in which he wasn't so tolerable to any sort of fussing, tearing her skimpy little outfit off. "Sure you want me to let you go huh slut?" Now hitting her cheek, the male said in a stern voice.

"Because from the hooker shit you wear it appears you want anything with a cock real or fake to fuck all of your pathetic little nasty holes" when she started to cry harder and thrash around, the man grunted and pulled-tore her panties off, taking a quick sniff before pushing them in her mouth, the girl's sensitive tongue picking up the salty taste almost instantly.

"Disgusting little whore lying to my face!" Grabbing a handful of hair from the back of her head, the man pulled her head back to have her look up at him before he slapped her again. "When you are practically dripping! Such a nasty little dog I have here!" Another slap on the same cheek before he let go of her hair and slapped her other cheek with his now free hand, pinching and pulling at her now reddening, tear stained cheeks.

Y/n's struggling died down a bit as her pussy pulsated harder, ovaries feeling like they were flipping in satisfaction from the cruel slaps, pupils dilating.

Sehun chuckled as his thumb grazed over her wet lips, own tongue running over his as he stepped on her feet to restrict movement. He loved to make a mess of that pretty face, inserting his thumbs in either sides of her mouth now before pulling at them, index fingers pushing her top lip out of the way to humiliatingly reveal her teeth and gums like she was some lab rat.

"You've been a bad little dog for Master, pup. And you know what happens to bad little dogs?" He stretched her mouth even more, eyes cold as ice as he felt his stiff cock harden now. "Such a pretty sleeve for Master's cock." He whispered under his breath, admiring her stretched open mouth.

Before her lust clouded mind could even decipher what was happening, Sehun had already pulled her over the bed, placing her face first against the mattress before hurriedly locking her hands in place against the headboard with handcuffs he had pulled out of his pockets, lips brushing the shell of the girl's ear as his breath fanned her skin.

"They are taught a lesson they will remember for a lifetime."

A shiver ran down her spine as she shuddered, crying even harder and loving the intensity of it all. He could be so sweet and kind but also so cold and rough. So contrasting but so good.

"Hnnngg~" she couldn't help but grind her ass against his abdomen as the man was hurriedly stripping himself of his clothes, making him chuckle as he slapped her mildly bruised ass, causing the smaller body to jump in defense.

"You sure you don't want this?" Pumping his cock, Sehun grinned as he rubbed his length before Y/n's ass cheeks, landing a slap on one before squeezing it hard and pulling at it, pushing it away from the other one. "Because it looks like you do~" a surrendered nod came from the girl, causing him to chuckle.

It was no news that the girl wasn't much of a fighter against him, always melting into her Master's control.

But now was the time of the promised surprise Sehun had told her of. The twist.

Fishing the bottle of lube out of the pocket of his discarded jacket, the male easily opened it with one hand and squeezed it hard, aiming for the tiny little fairly unused hole that would always have her thrash and whine if touched.

And it always made Sehun go for it even more.

A loud muffled whine erupted from the girl as realisation dawned upon her. Fuck. He was about to give her some good old anal that always had her penguin walking for days.

Oh no!

Y/n wanted- needed stimulation in her aching pussy and she needed it now!

Sehun, on the other hand was enjoying the now genuine struggle, humming to himself a devilishly sweet tone whilst dripping thick drops of the liquid on his cock now, the thick tip already pushing against the tiny hole now.

Readying it for the deal was one thing, but forcing it to open as it desperately tried to reject his cock and push it out was on a whole different level.

"It never manages to amuse me how you think fucktoys like you have a choice against-" biting his lip, Sehun enjoyed the feeling of her warm and tight ring of muscles encased his fat tip, hands carelessly discarding the almost empty lube. "-their… fuck-" The male grunted as he struggled to fit his impressively huge cock up her tiny ass, both hands squeezing her bruising ass before separating the cheeks to help it open up, hips slowly pushing deeper and deeper as Y/n's mouth formed an 'O', fresh tears escaping her eyes as her whole felt as though it were on fire.

But hell…

It burnt so good.

He always made it hurt so good.

"... against their Masters" Sehun was panting by the time he was able to finish his sentence, halting midway before pulling outwards to drill the entry a bit wider before moving his whole cock in, the upper half of Y/n's body going limp against the bed as she whimpered and moaned to the pain, the lower half raised in the air as it was being thoroughly invaded.

"Fuck! Such a tight little dog!" The male grunted as he felt his hips slowly easing up because of the ring of muscles slowly getting used to his cock, not many loud sounds coming from the girl.

"Come here!" Grabbing her neck, Sehun made her sit up straighter on her knees, causing her ass to slide back on his cock as she whined loudly, drool dripping down her chin as her eyes rolled to the back of her head, making Sehun thrust harder as he watched her from the mirror he had installed right above the headboard to watch her in such positions, other hand squeezing and pinching her sensitive and hard nipples.

"Look at yourself, little pup. Look up!" Pulling at her hair from behind until she was looking at him through the mirror with her lust clouded and tear filled eyes, Sehun sped up mercilessly faster, trying to fit his big balls in the hole too. "This is what you are, just a pathetic little cocksock. This is what delusional little fucktoys like yourself-" slapping one of her cheeks he humiliating pushed her nose back, making her blush even harder in embarrassment.

"-get for thinking they can whine about things. Tch. You should be grateful for whatever I give you. Such a bratty pet I have." Her eyebrows were furrowed in pain and concentration as she felt her tits fly back and forth humiliatingly fast due to the powerful thrysts, this sight alone enough to make her cum.

This mirror was such an embarrassment.

Sehun's body draped over Y/n's back as he chased his orgasm, placing his lips against her neck after pushing her hair out of the way, kissing and licking at the skin before sucking at it, one hand choking it and cutting her air supply as the other one trailed down south.

"Tell me when you're close by nodding." Was a much gentle and soft sound as compared to the loud sound of flesh slapping against flesh as his fingers creeped down and between the girl's wet and squishy pussy lips, making her close close in sweet pleasure.

Oh, good heavens. Finally.

What the poor girl found out soon after was that whenever she'd near her orgasm and nod hazily to let him know, Sehun would devilishly grin in the mirror and stop right away, waiting until the build up was gone before starting the torture all over again, an expert at holding back his own.

Why? Just because he simply could.

It was only a good while after that he painted her walls white with his seed and allowed her to cum, removing the torn underwear from her mouth to have relieved sobs tumble out as the girl collapsed against the bed, going limp as the male slowly eased her out of her restraints, gently rubbing them with the pads of his thumbs while whispering sweet nothings in her ear.

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[skipps-writes-for-gojo-satoru]

It's a little angsty but what would happen when Gojo's s/o caught him when he was really upset and crying? Saturo is definitely someone who doesn't like to be caught when vulnerable so I thought it was an interesting topic. Thank you for your time. :)

Very very interesting indeed! Let's see hopefully this turns out well....

Sorry for the long wait 🙏

You and Gojo both sit at the dining table as you both enjoy dinner. Even through it was quite late at night you couldn't pass on the opportunity of having dinner with your lover. You reheated everything and waited until he came home. Gojo was surprised to hear that you haven't eaten and mildly scolded you for it-even as you're both eating now.

"(Y/N)..."

Your eyes meet his from across the table, his hair was still a little damp from the shower and he was dressed casually. "I told you that you shouldn't wait for up me to eat! It's important to dinner at an appropriate time you know!" Gojo scolds you, the chopsticks in his hands emphasizing his words before taking a bite of the rolled omelet you made. You could only nod along with an apologetic smile on your face as you take a bite out of your food. You knew he meant well, but nowadays you both come home at different times that you don't really get the chance to enjoy even a simple meal together. Where chaos and uncertainty is always present in your line of work, you wanted to enjoy these simple mundane moments together. Where everything was peaceful and most of all that both of you are still alive.

Dinner goes by smoothly and now you're standing side by side doing the dishes together. You clean the dishes while Gojo rinses them, it was quiet unlike dinner where Gojo scolded you. You peek through the corner of your eyes to see his crystalline orbs cloudy, like his mind is completely somewhere else. Usually Gojo notices you staring at him and his eyes will always meet yours but this time they didn't. He rinsea the dishes but his mind was else where. You couldn't explain but the longer you looked at him, you felt an inkling of sadness bubbling inside you. You wondered what he was thinking about.

"Finished!"

Gojo shouts out enthusiastically as he wipes his wet hands, you doing the same time thing with a smile on your face. "Satoru" You called out to him, his back was towards you now. "Hmm?" He responds without turning to face you. "I made you something special～" You smile as he turns to face you with a mirrored smile that did not reach his eyes. "I want you to go wait living room while I prepare it okay?" Gojo nods a smile still on his face as he leaves the kitchen. Once you were alone you pulled out a box containing strawberry shortcake which you made just as you arrived home. You knew this was one of Satoru's favorites you wanted to try making it. You followed the recipe word by word but it didn't exactly turn out how you'd wanted it to be. The cream was a little messy and the strawberries were cut weirdly. "I hope he likes it." You whisper as you thought back to his cloudy eyes, cutting a slice of cake and gently placing it on a plate. You quickly grab a fork and make your way towards the living room.

As you entered the living room, you noticed how quiet it was, usually Satoru would have the TV on or play music from his speakers but he was quietly scrolling through his phone. "Satoru!" You exclaimed as you took a seat beside him with the slice of cake in your hands. Gojo snapped from his trace and turned towards you placing his phone down on the couch. You could see the slight surprise on his face which was quickly covered up with a massive grin. "Did you make this for me?" He asks excitedly as you hand him the slice of cake. You nodded with a smile on your face as he places the cake down to take quick pictures of it. After he's done he faces you with the plate in his hand and cuts a piece of the cake, before slowly lifting it towards his mouth. You could feel your stomach churning with nervousness as you await for his response. Gojo chews in silence for a moment further increasing your nerves before he breaks out into a huge smile.

"It's delicious!"

"Really?!"

You couldn't help but yell out in excitement, silently praising yourself, slightly jumping in your seat. Gojo nods along cutting another piece to eat. "I knew you liked strawberry shortcake, so I tried to make it on my own today. I never tried making it before but I followed the recipe exactly. There was a little trouble here and there but then...." Your voice comes to a halt as you take in the sight in front of you.

"But then?"

"Satoru, you're crying..."

A solemn tear rolls down Gojo's cheek while he still had the same smile-his eyes glossy. You stared at him as he silently chewed, another tear spilling from his eye. He takes another bite from it while maintaining his smile. You feel your heart sink at the sight, a tremendous weight placed upon you. You've known Satoru for years even before you started dating but never did you ever see him show any signs of weakness or cry.

" I am?" He looks confused before he places the now empty plate by the coffee table, then feeling his face. "Huh, guess I am." He says nonchalantly as he tries to wipe them away. "The cake was just so damn good you know!" You yelp as Gojo pounces on you knocking you down onto the couch as Gojo wraps his arms around you, his face resting on the crook of your neck.

"It's just the best cake I've ever had..." He whispers as the room settles into silence but this time a smile crosses your face as you return his embrace your eyes fluttering close.

"Thank you."

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"I didn't expect you to still be awake, I could tell how tired you were by the look in your eyes. I happy that you waited for me even though you didn't have to. The dinner you made was delicious but it's not good to starve yourself. You even made me cake then proceeded to make dinner too. I noticed how the baking utensils were still not dried and how the kitchen counter still had a traces of flour on it but I could tell how hard you worked on it even though the cake was dry and a little salty but it was the best cake I ever had. Because you made it.

You're too good for me, a man like me doesn't deserve you. The happiness you've given me feels like a dream and I'm afraid one day-I'll wake up and to not see you there anymore. The thought scares me more than anything in this world...

You're the best thing that happened to me.

I don't know what I'd do if I lost you."

"Please don't leave me, (Y/N)...."

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[diavolosthots]

I adore your work and I am so happy I caught you open request it's my first time! May I please request something with Diavolo handling his human exchange student being a kid who is like 6 who is convinced that Diavolo os their dad and clings to him crying when someone tries to take them away because they don't want to loose their dad scared of being alone again? 100000% platonic obvs. It just sounds cute and sad because Dia could probably relate to the poor kid and I'm a sucker for soft dia and found family stuff. As per your rules that I hope I'm getting right with mc being a kid being okay I want you to know this is not and oc just a basic sad little kid with family issues. Just don't want you to think it is when I swear ots not because of how detailed I felt I was giving. Sorry for rambling I really admire you and your skill and just am so nervous making a request.

Your rambling got cuter and cuter and I couldn't help myself from smiling. Yes this is okay and yes you've read the rules right :)

You're Not Not My Dad (DIAVOLO X GN!PLATONIC!CHILD!READER)

For a task he trusted the eldest with, he certainly didn’t think Lucifer would decide to let a literal child enter the Devildom. “Lord Diavolo, I swear I had no clue! On the paper it said 26, not 6!” Sure enough; a quick glance at the paper and it indeed said ‘age: 26’ and yet here they are, which a barely functioning human in a world they can’t even comprehend. “We can’t keep them here, under any circumstance.” Another quick glance at the child in front of him and then the pure fear they had in their eyes when they saw the rest of the demons in the room put Diavolo in a tough spot. “I will take them home immediately.” But the minute Lucifer tried to reach out for you, you jumped up and ran to Diavolo, clinging onto his pant leg and hiding behind him, “don’t let him take me, daddy!” Diavolo’s whole body stiffened at the name, “Daddy? I’m not your father.” But you would have none of it, still clinging to him and actually screaming out when Barbatos tried to pry you off. “It’s okay Barbatos, I’ll just take them.” He mainly said that because your screaming was unbearable but when he leaned down to pick you up so he could take you back, you had tears streaming down your cheeks and he hates admitting that it actually broke his heart, “why are you crying little one?” “Because the bad men want to take me away from you, daddy.” You snuggled into him, wrapping your arms around his neck and clinging to him for dear life, and for once in his own life, Diavolo wasn’t quite sure on what to do. 

That was a couple months ago. No matter how many times he tried to take you back home, you’d find a way to cling to him, kicking and screaming for him to not leave you too, so he decided to keep you, at least for a little while. He made sure to remind you every day that he was certainly not your father, but you never believed him so he gave up at some point and decided to just have a serious talk with you when you’re older and more willing to listen and comprehend. “Daddy!” Sadly, having you around also meant that he barely had time to get enough things done and Barbatos was constantly running after you and not getting things done, either. Speaking of Barbatos, he’s still salty about the time you decided to bite his tail and has made it a point to never be in his demon form around you. “My Lord, I’m so sorry, I can’t seem to keep (Y/N) occupied.”

In all honesty, Diavolo’s eye was twitching because this is the third meeting you decided to interrupt, not this week, but today alone. “(Y/N). Please listen to Barbatos.” You climbed up in his chair, sitting proudly and taking random papers from his desk, pretending to read them, “vetoed! Trashed! Wait… this one looks cool, it has a seal on it!” Diavolo snatched that one from you so fast, you could’ve thought it was just your imagination, “(Y/N), are you listening to me? I said you ha--!” “Daddy look, if you take two pens and hold it up, it looks like Barbatos has horns!” Barbatos was also getting mildly irritated but he was trying so hard to keep his calm. “(Y/N), why don’t you listen to Lord Diavolo? I’m sure he’ll be more than happy to play with you at the en--!” “Look Daddy, I’m wearing your coat!” You seemed so happy, so full of life and as much as it inconvenienced him right now, Diavolo couldn’t bring himself to get stern with you, and he didn’t have to. “(Y/N)! Listen to what people are telling you!” Because it was Barbatos who lost his cool, and apparently also his manners. 

The loud sound of his voice along with the fact that his smile dropped to a glare had the whole room silent. Even Lucifer who was part of the meeting, managed to stand at attention. No one remembers the last time Barbatos lost his patience and all of them wondered if he ever lost his patience before this, but that’s not the issue now. Your lip was quivering, tears threatening to spill over as small sobs escaped your mouth, “no…” Diavolo knew what would be next and he doesn’t have the heart or the time for it. “Ssh.. It’s okay, come here. Daddy’s got you.” He quickly picks you up, holding you against his chest and stroking through your hair lovingly, trying to keep you from screaming out. A crying you was a very loud you and he’s trying to save everyone’s ears from that spiel. “Barbatos, take Lucifer and leave, please.” The butler, as much as he wanted to just yank the kid back to human realm, could do nothing but nod, his usual smile returning to his face as he bowed, “of course, My Lord.” He waited until Lucifer went ahead of him, following suit and then closing the door behind him. 

Diavolo let out a long sigh, seating himself back in his chair and then propping you up in his lap. He pulled you back far enough to look at you, golden eyes soft while one of his hands continued to stroke through your hair, “he didn’t mean it, but he does have a point. You can’t keep interrupting me all the time, (Y/N).” You brought one of your hands up to wipe some of the tears before leaning back against him, burying your chest in his face, “b-but…. I just want to spend time with you, Daddy…” Another sigh escaped Diavolo as his mind raced to find solutions, turning left to right in his chair kind of in a rocking motion as he did so. “I know that, but I have things I need to get done before I can have fun time with you.” Diavolo rested his cheek against your head, staring at the paperwork on his desk and then at the sealed piece of paper that he took from you earlier.

“What if… when I don’t have a meeting, what if I set up a small desk for you right here, right beside mine, and we can work together, hm? How does that sound?” Your head immediately lifted off of his shoulder, a wide smile evident on your lips and Diavolo felt his heart settle with content at the sight, “yes! I want that, Daddy! And then you and I can rule together!” Diavolo laughed softly, shaking his head, “hm… we’ll see about that. You have to promise me you’ll listen to Barbatos though AND you have to leave when I have meetings, okay?” You nodded, holding up your tiny pinky, “pinky promise!” which Diavolo gladly wrapped around his before kissing it softly, turning you back around in his lap so you can watch him go through some paperwork. Part of him just hopes you’ll find this boring and leave, but a tiny, other part of him hopes you’ll stick around for a little while longer.

You may not be his child, but you’ve grown on him, and at this point, he’d do anything for you so as long as it didn’t put the Devildom in danger. He loves you, as if you were his own.

[ghostly-writers]

Cousins

inspired by @daradiostarz

Tiktok. The clock's handles slowly turned around the dusty grandfather clock showing that it was exactly 5:00 O'clock. Jen fiddled with her fingers picking and pulling at the skin around her fingernails, her eyes focused on the dark spots on her jeans. Her whole body was stiff and straight waiting for her cousin to return home. After the Peterson incident Allie and Jen had grown a lot closer Jen allowing herself to open up with Allie more than any stupid school counselor could ever coax her into doing. The death of her brother was traumatising yes but she didn’t need to be babied and told that “death is natural” those same people blind to what that bastard had done. She had seen her brother's ghost and Mr Peterson crushed under his own death trap of a creation so why was it so complicated to ask one simple question?! 

She was nervous though! The question she had been wanting to ask Allie for years now was difficult yet easy. However, whenever she wanted to, the words always got stuck in her throat and she would end up changing the topic of the conversation entirely.

“She would still be your cousin” rang through her head; she didn't know how Allie would respond to her question. She checked the clock on her bedside table again, her eyes flickering all around the room like a deer in headlights “JEN I’M BACK!” Allie called from down the stairs making Jen tighten her grip on the bed sheets. She took a deep shaky breath in “Hey Allie!” She called back waiting for the front door to close and the sound of feet running up the stairs. The door creaked open revealing her cousin standing there leaned against the doorframe. “Hey Jen!” She replied with her whole face lighting up at the sight of her cousin.

“How was it?” Jen asked, trying to stay calm she could tell Allie anything…right? “It was good!” Allie said before plonking herself next to Jen on the bed leaning back slightly, her relaxed form next to Jens tense one. “ Allie?” Jen asked, watching her cousin stretch out her arms flopping lazily "yess?" She answered with a goofy wide grin across her face “c…can I talk to you about something?” Jen replied. Allie nodded slowly, folding her arms and looking up at the ceiling mildly bored “sure shoot!” Jen gulped.

“ There's this girl in my class…” she started thinking carefully about what she wanted to say Allie nodded “well she really likes this other girl and well she doesn't know how to tell her best friend”. Allie sat up looking at her cousin with those sweet innocent brown eyes. "Isn't it you, isn't it?" she asked, sweat coursing through Jen’s back, her hand grasping the dolphin charm tighter and tighter.

God. Damn. IT!

Jen took a deep breath while digging into the palm of her hand and saw crescent moons starting to form. Allie was smart, really smart. She could figure out people and emotions so easily! So of course she would have figured it out quickly. Jen took a deep breath in meeting Allie's gaze as she sat up and squirmed to get comfortable. "Allie, I’m…I’m bisexual" Jen closed her eyes not knowing what to expect. Jen sat there stone-faced, unsure if Allie was intending to stay silent or abandon the conversation and ignore her comment... "It's okay" Jen snapped out as she heard the answer.

No yelling? No door slamming...nothing. "W...what?" Jen asked dumbly, not believing Allie would accept her and her sexuality. "Yes Jen, I'm okay with you being gay" Allie replied, gently tying her hands with her cousins. "It's ok to be who you are..." Jen didn't know why but she suddenly felt tears well in her eyes. “I…Thank You” she managed to sputter out before bursting into tears, fat droplets of salty water running down her cheeks. Allie pulled Jen into a hug and Jen inhaled the scent of strawberry shampoo as her tears turned to sniffles. "I'm so glad you're here".

here is another fanfic! I'm sorry that they have been a little slow and i'm sorry if it doesn't make sense/ spelling mistakes but please enjoy

[apocalypticgargoyle]

𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎. ҂ 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢

back by popular demand! xx thank you for supporting my ramblings! this is kind of filler.. sorry...

pairing: dream x fm!reader

warnings: blood, slight angst, using ccs real names, guns

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Clay pushed himself to sit away from the wall, dragging you up with him. “How can you not hear that?” He urged mildly. Fear began to pick at your nerves as you noticed the same reactions filling the shelter. Nick stood up, following some of the other guys who heard whatever they were talking about. Clay slipped from your grasp. “I’ll be right back,” he muttered and you grabbed his hand. His eyes flashed a different color as he looked at you.

A few of the women followed the group, attempting to get their companion’s attention before one of them opened the shelter door.

Your eyes grew wide as the crowd moved from the shelter. It seemed that only the women in the bunker were protesting against leaving the shelter, the men focused on shrugging out of their hold. The night sky was lit up by a foreign object you had yet to lay eyes on, Clay’s figure blocking most of your vision as you were sandwiched between him and Nick. You could feel your heart beating in your ears, your grip tightening around Clay’s arm. 

The crowd spread out in the field near the bunker, gaze cast towards the northern sky where a large planet hovered on the horizon line. You covered your mouth in shock, slinking backward as a few of the women screamed. The bright spots on its surface reflected in the eyes of the men across the field from you. You yanked on Clay’s arm, attempting to pull him back into the safety of the bunker with you. 

He turned, an amazed smile flashing to his face as he looked down at you. It was only then that you noticed the crimson lines of blood draining from his ears. “Can you hear that?” He asked, voice raspy and verklempt. You furrowed your brows, your chest rising and falling unevenly as your mind raced to figure out what was happening. Clay’s soft hair moved in the night breeze, his features looking sharper as the light from the planet cast shadows across his face. 

His face dropped suddenly, his brows knitting together as his breathing seemed to slow. You reached out to touch his face but instead, his eyes rolled and he collapsed into your arms. Nick dropped to his knees beside you as well, forcing you to reach an arm out so he didn’t face plant in the dirt under your feet. You swore under your breath as Clay’s weight forced you into a sitting position. As you held him to your chest, keeping a tight grip on Nick’s t-shirt, you hiccuped, hot tears beginning to stream down your face. 

You sat, waiting for them to wake up, for what felt like hours. Various women were wailing, while others smoked stale cigarettes and paced, theorizing what the planet could be doing. You drug your fingers through Clay’s hair, your other hand cramping from its hold on Nick’s shirt. You’d pulled him closer to settle his head on your leg beside Clay. You felt like a mother hen guarding her chicks against the winter. 

You hated it. 

One woman stood with her hands on her lower back, staring up at the planet. Every few minutes, she held her palm out to it, spreading her fingers out wide before biting her cheek and continuing to stare. You inhaled and attempted to soothe yourself by holding the boys closer to you. “They’ll wake up,” she said, her voice breaking into a quietness you hadn’t realized had settled over the field. You looked up at her, rubbing your cheek on your sleeve to rid yourself of salty tear tracks. “The big one, he still has eye movement.” You looked down at Clay, noticing her fact. He looked as if he were dreaming up the plot of a new Lord of the Rings book. 

You sighed in relief, pressing your cheek against his forehead as your hand loosened on Nick, fingers brushing his collarbone softly. It was then that you realized how warm he was. Your brain switched into panic mode as you touched his forehead, his skin burning beneath your hand. You pulled his hat off his head and set about pulling his hoodie off. 

The woman joined you at your side. “He has a fever. We have to-” you bit your lip as more tears threatened to spill. You were so tired of crying, but for some reason, you couldn’t help it. Especially now, as the lives of the man you loved and a dear friend were literally in your hands. “We have to get it down,” you managed, fingers yanking at the material. “He could die.” 

The woman settled a hand on your shoulder, slowing your movements. She removed Nick’s hoodie, balling it up and pushing it beneath his head. “He’s going to be okay. Obviously, his body’s fighting something off,” she assured. “You should move around a bit. So your legs don’t go completely numb.” 

You shook your head, looking back toward the two. “No, I can’t leave them,” you answered softly. Out of the corner of your eye, you saw her nod in understanding. “What were you doing over there?” You asked, nodding to where she was previously standing. 

She moved to sit cross-legged, turning her head to look back up at the planet. “I was seeing if it was moving,” she responded. “I swear I’ve seen it before. Like in a book or something.” You nodded at her words slightly. “I think it’s Callisto, one of Jupiter’s moons.” 

You dragged your sleeve across Clay’s cheek, wiping away the dried blood. “Callisto…” you repeated, attempting to jog your memory if you’d heard of it before. “So NASA was wrong, huh?” You joked, attempting to be light-hearted, but your voice reflected a dark sadness from the depths of your chest instead. 

She shrugged with a small grin on her face. “Unless it wiped us out completely as this is your hell for eternity.” You snapped your eyes to her, making her laugh. “I’m joking. Unless this is my hell,” she joshed. “It depends on what you believe is real or not, I guess.” 

You shut your eyes, a shaky breath rippling through you. “Please stop talking.” 

Before she could say something else, Clay’s eyes snapped open. He muttered your name almost as if he didn’t believe it was you. He turned his head towards where Nick was laying. “Nick?” His voice cracked slightly as he sat up. He looked at you as if asking what was happening before he turned to peer up at the planet again, his eyes shifting to a more brilliant green as if it evoked something within him. You watched his irises shift towards a glowing color before he looked at you again. 

Nick stirred in your arms before shivering. You rested your hand against his forehead once again, the heat of his body becoming more alarming. Clay was on his feet, looking quickly around the field as various people woke up, startled just as he was. You gently moved from beneath Nick, letting his head rest on his jacket as you moved to comfort Clay. He pulled you into his arms and you could hear his heart beat against his rib cage. Everything was beginning to happen so quickly as you stood on your toes to peer over Clay’s shoulder, watching as various men began to act strangely. 

You heard Nick mumble Clay’s name, causing you to break away from him to look behind you. As you did so, Nick grabbed your arm gently, his hand searing the flesh of your forearm. You let out a muted scream, yanking your hand from his as his worried eyes burned a bright orange.

THREE YEARS LATER

You tied your hair back, staring back at your reflection in the dirty mirror. It was the Callisto Anniversary, therefore you couldn’t help but think of what you used to look like; practically a child compared to who you were now. You almost glared at the scars on your arms from those nights when you all thought the world was ending. You wet your lips, tugging on your jacket and propping open the door of your bedroom before carrying yourself down the long hallway. Various people greeted you from their rooms as you passed by their opened doors. 

As you trudged down the various flights of stairs, you silently repeated the words of the cultists' propaganda posters covering the walls in the stairwell. You passed them every day; hating them more each time you saw them. You’d only let them hang the posters after they threatened to burn down the hotel, thus eliminating yours and several hundreds of other people’s homes and businesses. 

After the planet, which you now knew for sure was the moon Callisto, settled into the Earth’s night sky, reports of enlightened men popped up everywhere. The male population seemed to be a favorite of Callisto’s as most of them possessed some kind of power, whether useless or beneficial. Conspiracy theorists believed it was because of the creatures in the water beneath its surface attempting to create a new generation of Poseidon's sons. With the moon ruining Earth’s power supply, it was difficult to experiment and prove various theories. 

It’s the radiation, some would say. 

It’s a government conspiracy. 

It’s an alien experiment. 

You’d heard it all. The only thing you were certain of was what Eden told you, the woman you’d met when Callisto appeared. She was convinced of the Poseidon theory; though rather scornfully. “One more thing to strengthen male privilege...” She often accounted. She’d worked as a biology professor before the day of reckoning, therefore she could tell you the chicken came before the egg and you’d believe her. She explained the phenomenon of Callisto as a result of the ocean tides and gravitational pull, yet couldn’t figure out how Callisto could travel 4.3 AUs and why Earth would be its landing place. 

Your feet thumped against the cracked linoleum of the hotel lobby, the various dividers failing to provide sound barriers between the various groups of engineers and their counterparts as they worked and chattered. After finding the hotel, you’d given most of its space to Eden and her team as well as the brutes working for you. 

You grabbed an apple from one of the food stations before following the sound of Eden’s voice as she argued with someone about the patterns of Callisto in the sky. A radio lulled from the table in the middle of her chaos. She tugged her dull blonde/gray hair back into a ponytail before massaging her aging temples with two fingers. 

The front doors opened, ringing the small bell attached to one of the handles and drawing your attention. The group of men shrugged out of their wet jackets or shook out the rain out of their hair. You scanned the group from Clay’s white ski mask, an intimidating feature that signified who he was. Just as you had given up, he pushed through the crowd, pushing his mask on top of his head. You waved at him and he brightened before walking towards you. He leaned down to press a kiss to your lips, the smell of the Earth hanging against his damp clothing. 

“I saw something while I was out, and I’ve had a rough time keeping it in my head,” he stated with a slight chuckle, mindlessly asking you to follow him to one of the tables with a few workers. You watched him silently as he fished into the barrels of spare gun parts before throwing what he’d found on the table. The people around you paused what they were doing. Clay’s eyes began to glow, the green almost iridescent as the pieces began to morph together before shaping a new kind of gun. 

That’s really what your group was known for: arms manufacturing and dealing. 

Clay built them and you had the connections to sell them. On paper, it was simple. 

Clay held the gun in his hand, turning it over and looking down at you for praise. You furrowed your blows slightly. “Does it work?” You asked, making him shrug and bump a clip into it before firing it at one of the walls. 

You sighed. “How many times do we have to talk about shooting inside?” He giggled sheepishly at your words. You examined the gun in his large hand, trying to place where you had seen it before. It was a souped-up version of whatever you had previously seen. 

“Looks like a cop gun to me, Dream,” a familiar voice stated, making Clay chuckle proudly before looking up to see Nick with his arms crossed. Clay quickly tucked it into the back of his belt and Nick rolled his eyes. “Sorry, I meant to radio in on my way but I got caught in the storm.” 

You swatted off his apology and hugged him. “It’s good to see you, Sapnap,” Clay lightened. The boys had begun using their radio call names as if they got them from their mothers. “Happy Callisto Day,” Clay charmed, wrapping an arm around your shoulders as Nick picked up a gun piece. 

Nick’s eyes flashed to the burn scar on your wrist from him. The fever he had was due to his power. Clay always teases him with nicknames like Prince Zuko and Warren Peace for it. “Have you guys seen Karl? I have a friend that figured out how to make something similar to nail polish.” 

You snorted. “He should be hovering around Eden,” you answered, gesturing to the opposite corner of the lobby space. 

After Nick parted, Clay turned back to you. “I think I found a way to get supplies into the East Sector…” he mumbled, just audible enough for you to hear. You perked an eyebrow at him. The East Sector had been closed off to any kind of weaponry, but that didn’t mean the demand wasn’t high. It was a farming community outside of the city where most of the religious zealots lived and based the Cult of Callisto. 

You chewed the inside of your cheek. “How dangerous is this  way  you’ve found?” 

Clay smirked slightly. “They call him Techno. He’s a chlorokinetic. Apparently, he kills people and turns them into plant food too,” he stated, wiggling his eyebrows. “Plus, he’s an enemy of Quackity’s group.” He crossed his arms, leaning against the table behind him. 

“So, pretty dangerous, then?” You simplified. 

He smiled slightly. “In a fun way…” 

[lemonpeter]

🧡Day 2: Public S*x🧡

I literally could only think of Harry x Peter scenarios for this fic (I’m seriously fixated I’m sorry) but finally shook this little thing out of my brain lol I hope y’all enjoy 🧡

Warnings: nff, 6 9, public s*x

***

“You’re a menace, you know that?” Tony shook his head. “I’m supposed to be on right now.”

Stark Expo. He hadn’t hosted one in over a decade, since the whole Hammer/Vanko incident, but he’d decided to try and revive it again. He had hope for it.

Of course, things were made exceptionally difficult when his boyfriend couldn’t keep it in his pants.

Peter grinned down at him with his mask pulled halfway up his face, dropped down from the ceiling on a web. He tried to go on patrol, just so that he could stay away so Tony could work, but he just couldn’t help himself. There was something about the whole thing that got him so damn worked up. “I know, I know. But we can be fast.”

“That’s what you said the other…what, four times today? I don’t know that you’re going to get anything else out of me, honey. I’m not young and superpowered like you.”

The younger man pouted, leaning in for a kiss. “Mmmm, but you’re sexy and powerful and I-“

Tony quickly put a hand over his mouth when he heard voices close by.

Peter got a flash of ice water in his veins when he heard, but it heated quickly. People could find them at any moment.

That was so fucking hot.

He moved Tony’s hand away, biting his lip. “Let’s do this,” he whispered.

Tony laughed softly, smiling fondly. “I say again, you’re a menace. But what do you have in mind?”

Peter grinned at him. “Let’s sixty-nine like this.”

“Like this?” The older man looked at how Peter was suspended from the ceiling, raising an eyebrow. “Will you be able to stay steady?”

“Maybe! Pleeeeeease, baby, it’ll be so much fun.” And risky. Which just turned him on that much more.

Tony’s tongue slid over his bottom lip as he thought about it. “What if someone comes over here? It’s kinda hard to ignore the bright red and blue.” Maybe he needed to work on the color scheme some.

Peter leaned in again, lips brushing against his partner’s ear. “Let them see.”

He wasn’t sure where the confidence came from. But he wasn’t going to take it back. Maybe he’d be embarrassed later, but for now it was only fueling the situation.

The older man leaned against the wall, nodding. “You’re…mmm, you’ve gotten bolder,” he murmured.

Peter smiled a little, slowly lowering himself until he was eye level with Tony’s zipper. “Maybe I have. Do you like it?”

“I love it, baby.” He slid his hands over the younger man’s hips, finding the hidden seam and slipping his fingers between the two pieces of the suit. “There we go. I knew this was a good idea.”

He pushed at the tight bottom piece, getting it just over Peter’s hips and barely under his cock before it wouldn’t budge anymore. “I guess this is how we’re doing this. Your position makes this difficult,” he mumbled.

“We can make it work.” Peter undid Tony’s slacks and pushed them down to his thighs, not wasting any time in getting his boxers down too. They really didn’t have much time, he could hear confusion from the other room about where the host was. It was only a matter of time before people came to look for Tony. And found them.

His dick must have done something upon him having the thought, because he heard a soft laugh above him.

“I’ll never get tired of how eager you are.” Tony used one hand to hold onto his boyfriend’s cock, gently rubbing his thumb over the head.

Peter moaned, getting momentarily distracted by the feeling. Tony always knew exactly which buttons to press. But he kept going, gently taking the man’s cock in one hand and stroking him slowly.

He knew that Tony didn’t have nearly the same stamina that he did. He couldn’t go as many times. But that didn’t mean that Peter wouldn’t try.

And slowly but surely the cock started filling out in his hand and he smirked. “Knew you could do it.”

Tony’s hips rocked slightly and he groaned. “Yeah, yeah. You have that effect on me. Now hurry up, we- fuck.”

At “hurry up”, Peter wrapped his lips around the tip and sucked, just the amount of pressure that he knew drove Tony crazy. He didn’t need to be told twice.

He stayed there for a moment, enjoying the sounds that it got from the man above him. But he started taking down more inch by inch once he remembered how little time they really had.

Tony seemed to snap back into it too. He placed kisses from the base of Peter’s dick all the way to the tip, being tender the whole time. Then he wriggled his tongue back and forth gently once he got to the sensitive spot just underneath.

He was rewarded with a barely-hushed moan around his cock and a weak thrust of Peter’s hips.

He chuckled, tongue still rubbing over the spot. If he kept up like that then he could probably get Peter to cum pretty quickly. But he knew that it could get overwhelming, so he started jerking him off with one hand while taking the tip into his mouth.

They both started out keeping vigilant in case they heard someone coming, but the effort was quickly lost as they each got lost in the sensations.

Aliens could have attacked the expo and neither of them would have noticed. For those few minutes they were in their own world.

But soon, Peter knew that Tony was getting close and that brought him back to reality, out of his pleased trance.

Tony’s free hand was gripping his hip, loosening and tightening rhythmically as Peter kept moving. It was just one of his tells.

Another tell - although this one wasn’t exclusive to Tony - was how the cock on his tongue got impossibly harder and throbbed just before he came.

Peter didn’t stop, taking him down further and making sure that even the last few moments were as good as possible.

“Peter,” Tony moaned, his head hitting the wall behind him gently as he felt himself getting right to the edge of his release. His hips twitched forward ever so slightly as he toed the line before slipping over the edge. “Fuck, honey….”

The younger man moaned around him, eagerly swallowing everything that he was given.

It was difficult for Tony to keep up his own work while he rode out his high, but he kept jerking Peter off as best he could. It was uncoordinated and completely lost its rhythm, but it was still getting him there.

“Tony,” Peter warned, hips rocking weakly. It was difficult with the angle, but he didn’t care. Now he just needed to cum.

“Hmm?” The older man leaned up to lick over him again. Although he was still dazed.

“I’m close, Tony, I don’t want any to get on your suit.” Even though he was almost useless when he was that close to an orgasm, he at least could think that part through.

Coming out late with a cum stained suit probably wouldn’t be the best look for Tony. But possibly not his worst, either.

Tony nodded, coming back enough to take the head of Peter’s cock into his mouth when he realized what he meant.

He bobbed his head slightly, sucking mildly harsher than he had before. All while using one hand to jerk him off.

Peter moaned, resting his forehead against Tony’s hip as he thrust slowly. “That’s it…I’m gonna cum, fuck.”

Tony groaned softly when he felt the salty fluid spreading across his tongue, not pulling off.

He helped Peter ride it out, closing his eyes and swallowing.

After a moment he pulled off, a little dripping from the tip onto Tony’s lip.

Tony just laughed, licking it away. “Thanks. As soon as I think you’re done, there’s more.”

Peter grinned shyly up at him. “Sorry.” He slowly started getting upright, lowering himself until he could stand on the floor.

He fixed his suit while Tony tucked himself back into his pants, both of them straightening themselves out in order to be presentable.

“I love you.” Tony kissed his partner gently before helping him pull his mask down.

“I love you too.” Peter smiled a little. “Okay, I really think I’ve kept you too long. Sorry.” He grinned.

“You come first, baby. Even if it’s just for something like this. Now you go patrol, I shouldn’t be too late.”

Peter made his way outside and swung away, Tony making his way onto the stage where everyone cheered.

“Hope no one missed me too much,” He commented cockily to the crowd.

One hand came up to his mouth quickly to wipe the corner. Maybe no one else would notice it. Everyone was far enough away that the small drip of cum that remained there couldn’t be seen, he hoped.

But Peter saw before he left. And he swung away from the expo with a smirk, thinking through how he’d surprise Tony when he got home that night.

[2goth2moth]

Ink and Salt (GN!Squidperson x M!Human, NSFW)

Once again, big thanks to @xo-philia for beta-reading this :-)

Word count: 3257

Includes: Non-human genitalia of the tentacle variety, d/s undertones, praise kink, self-lubrication

Nothing Tilu ever did was subtle. No one could ever really tell whether it was natural or an extremely dedicated choice, but they certainly let it into every part of their life. The way they flirted was no different.

“Wanna make out?”

Only mildly surprised, Blair glanced at them over the top of his book. They were stretched out on their stomach across the floor in front of him, propping themself up on their elbows. “I thought you wanted to take a nap.”

“Yeahhh, I did,” they said with a luxuriant stretch. “But I got distracted by the cute boy sitting in front of me. And now I want to kiss him.”

Blair felt his face heat up. No matter how long he knew Tilu, their bluntness never failed to fluster him. He put a bookmark in between the pages of his novel before setting it on the desk he was sitting at. “Really?”

Tilu laughed, pushing themself back until they were sitting up, cross-legged. “You have to stop asking me that every time I want you. I wouldn’t have said anything if I didn’t want to kiss you. Do you want to?”

Blair nodded feebly, getting off his chair and sitting on the floor in front of them. Sitting on the same level made their already significant height difference even more pronounced. Even standing over a foot taller and with Tilu’s head barely reaching his chin where they sat, he still felt like they were towering over him. The markings that ran, jagged and electric, over their skin made them seem larger than life, an unintentional intimidation that was made more difficult for him to bear because of how much he adored them.

A hard fingernail made contact with his forehead. “You’re freaking out, I can tell.” Tilu brought their hand down to cradle Blair’s face, stroking his jaw affectionately. “Don’t overthink this. We don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to.”

“No!” Blair broke in, grabbing Tilu’s hands in his. ”I want to! I just…” He took a deep break to steady himself. “You’re so beautiful. I want to be good for you.”

A cool blue flush dusted Tilu’s face and ears. It rose prettily on their snow-white skin, contrasting with the rich wine-red of their markings. “You’re so fucking cute. Just get over here and kiss me already.”

He obeyed. Tilu’s hands found their way to his face again as their lips met. Their mouth was cool against Blair’s, and he shivered as the tip of their tongue traced the seam of his lips. Small, round fingertips caressed the delicate skin behind his ears as he opened his mouth to Tilu. Their tongue was long, and dextrous like the rest of them. It filled Blair’s mouth, flicking around his throat and palate, tracing over his teeth. He sucked on it gently, eyes fluttering at the feeling. His hands came to rest on their waist, stroking up and down their sides, dipping fingers up under the crop top they were wearing. Both of them were moaning softly and Blair could feel spit dripping from the edge of his mouth.

Tilu pulled away from him, leaving him slack-jawed and panting. They had translucent black saliva smeared around their lips. He was unbelievably pleased at the thought of himself matching. “I want to keep going.”

The question was unsaid but fully understood. “Yes please.” He whispered.

Tilu moved back in to kiss him again. It was sloppy, and their small, sharp teeth dug into his lips as they moved together. They shoved their hands up underneath his shirt, scratching over his ribcage and chest, pausing to lightly play with his nipples. He moaned again, loudly, and pulled back enough to let Tilu take off his shirt. His own hands found their torso, and began tracing over their markings. Dark red, spidery, scratchy things, they burst at the centre of their belly, curled over their delicate collarbones, framed pitch black eyes. He let one hand dip low enough to trace over the markings that rose above the waistband of their shorts. Even though he couldn’t see the rest, he knew that they marked the centre of their scalp and ran down their spine, and his mouth watered.

Clearly getting impatient, Tilu pushed him roughly. “Lie back.” They quickly stripped off their shirt, revealing an expanse of quartz-like skin. They ran their hands over their chest and abdomen, uninterrupted by nipples or a navel. “I want to ride your face and your cock.” Their shorts were next, a thin rivulet of black liquid dripping from a small slit in their pelvis down the inside of one thigh. “Take your pants off too, I’ll stain them.”

Blair rushed to obey, kicking his pants off his legs before settling on his back. His cock was half-hard already, lying flushed and sweet against the bottom of his stomach. Tilu shuffled over to straddle his chest first. They grasped his chin firmly, turning his head from side-to-side slightly, as if appraising a piece of art. A small thumb was shoved between his willing teeth. Blair sucked on it softly and thought that he would die a happy man if this was the last thing he ever saw.

“Good boy,” they cooed down at him, that pretty blue blush spreading to their shoulders and chest. “Are you ready?”

He nodded eagerly. Tilu pulled their thumb from his mouth with a quiet pop, the digit still attached to Blair’s mouth with a string of spit, and repositioned themself over his face. More black fluid was leaking out of them, slicking their public bone, running into the creases of their thighs. It smeared itself into the tacky mess of saliva already covering his face as they lowered their hips over his mouth. Blair flicked his tongue out to lap some of it up, the taste strong and salty. He continued running his tongue over their skin, doing his best to clean all the dark fluid up, not yet teasing their sheath. Tilu rocked their hips against his face in small, insistent circles. His adoring touch redoubled, brushing soft kisses and sucking small blue bruises anywhere his lips could find purchase. Still, as much as he wanted to, he didn’t start on their sheath. A tight grip in his hair broke Blair’s concentration and he pulled back, gasping, as far as he could.

Glassy black eyes stared down at him over the smooth milky stretch of their body. “Come on, baby. Don’t you want me to ride you?” Tilu smirked playfully at him, leaning back to play with the head of his cock. Blair let out a strangled moan, simultaneously nodding his head and trying to buck his hips into their hand. “You do, don’t you?” It was punctuated by a single rough grind down on his face. “Well, you have to get me ready first.”

With a nod and a whimper, Blair dove back in, now focusing all his energy on their sheath. Tonguing at the tender skin at the opening, he felt more inky liquid spill into his mouth, staining his lips and leaking out of the corners. He could feel Tilu getting more turned on in the way they rode his race more aggressively and sweet sounds of pleasure rose up from their throat. As he kept working them over, the tip of a cool, slick appendage emerged to probe his mouth. Blair opened his lips to let it in. It roamed his mouth, caressing the inside of his cheeks, wrapping around his tongue. He let it slip into his throat, tongue free to continue working at Tilu’s soft skin. More tentacles began slipping out of their sheath as he gently worked it open with his mouth.

“That’s right, baby,” Tilu murmured. They began running their whole hand up and down his hard length. “You’re such a good boy for me, aren’t you?” Their voice had gone soft and breathy in that lovely way it always did when they felt good. Blair could feel himself flush under their sweet words and touches, and he hummed around the tentacles slowly filling his mouth. There was no doubt that he looked like a complete mess: cock stiff and leaking on his belly, eyes full of tears, face and neck smeared in black slick and spit.

The way Tilu’s tentacles looked now was clear evidence of their pleasure. Teased out from their slit by Blair’s hot tongue, they bloomed like an anemone, gently waving about and stroking his face. His eyes rolled back in his head as more of them breached his mouth, stretching his jaw almost painfully, slowly fucking his throat. Moans escaped his mouth as he suckled on the salty-slick tendrils. A foggy haze was beginning to fill his head, senses overwhelmed by the sheer enormity of what he was feeling. The rich, briny scent of the black liquid, the pressure of tentacles filling his mouth, the rocking of their hips onto his face, the feather-light strokes on his dick. Tilu still pinned him to the floor with that bottomless gaze, although it now fluttered with every lap of his tongue.

Small fingers closed around the base of Blair’s cock with shocking force. His whole body tensed up and he moaned loudly, though the sound was muffled by the writhing mass of tentacles in his mouth. Tilu backed up from his face to straddle his stomach. They cradled his face lovingly, spreading the thick black slick around his mouth. Emotional tears leaked from his eyes and they wiped them away with a gentle hand. “Look at you. You’re so lovely, you know?” The way they continued touching, as if he were something to be treasured, nearly reduced him into a puddle. “I want to ride your cock now. Let’s see how much lovelier I can make you, hmm?”

“Oh my god, yes please,” Blair begged, squirming helplessly beneath Tilu. His desperation was met with a pleased smile that was filled to bursting with affection and needle-sharp teeth. They leaned down to kiss him sloppily. One hand worked over his dick in slow, teasing strokes as that long tongue licked deep inside his mouth again.

“I’m gonna make you cum so fucking hard,” Tilu purred against Blair’s mouth with one last kiss. They positioned their sheath, now open and surrounded by tendrils, over his steadily leaking cock. The tentacles curled sweetly around his hard length, like tongues and fingers in one, running along his shaft and just barely breaching the slit at the head. Sharp bolts of pleasure shot through his body, burning through his ribcage and making his toes and spine curl. A high-pitched whine tore from his throat. Tilu planted their hands on his chest, nails digging into the soft flesh above his nipples, and braced themself to lower down onto his cock.

Even heavily slicked and with their tentacles fully extended, the size difference between Blair and Tilu made this a delicate process. Pointed teeth stuck out over the ridge of their lip as they bit down hard enough to draw icy-blue blood, face a cool-flushed mask of concentration. The head of Blair’s cock pressed hotly into their sheath, the stretch just bordering on painful. It took all of Blair’s self-control to stay still under their body, effort betrayed only by breathy gasps and a lightly jumping muscle in his abdomen. The slick pressure that engulfed him felt unbelievably good. Easing down a little bit more sent Tilu’s head arching back violently with the beginnings of a strangled cry.

“Fuck, you’re so good like this,” they said through clenched teeth. “So patient. Just a little longer, okay?”

Blair nodded, moving his hands to rub reassuring circles into their calves. Tilu’s head being thrown back gave him an excellent view of the pearly skin of his torso. The starburst of dark red on their stomach dipped and rolled with their heaving breaths as they lowered themself the rest of the way down his shaft.

When his cock was fully seated inside of them, Tilu exhaled shakily, loosening their grip on Blair’s chest. Small red crescent-moons mark the swell of his chest where their hands had been gripping for dear life. They apologetically soothed the marks with their cool fingertips, rubbing the divots flat before ghosting their hands over his nipples. Teasing the nubs up to hard pebbles with feather-light touches, they worked over his tender flesh before giving an experimental roll of their hips. The movement dragged Blair’s cockhead against the slick walls of TIlu’s sheath. A bolt of pleasure shot through Blair’s body, drawing a long, low groan out of him. Another roll splintered the sound in his throat and drew the fluttering muscles in his belly taut. The look of stubborn concentration melted off of Tilu’s face, being replaced by one of confidence and pleasure. Blue flush now traced down their throat, chest and shoulders, as well as staining their face and ears.

Tilu stared down at him with a cocky smile. They pinched at his pebbled nipples, hard, and ground down onto his dick again. Their tentacles started winding around the shaft of his dick in earnest now, squeezing around the slickened skin instead of just teasing it. Leaning forward enough to place their lips against his ear, they whispered, “I want to make you cum so hard that you forget your own name.” Blair keened loudly, arching into them, nails digging into the meat of their calves. A single tendril snaked down to cup his balls. “Get fucking ready, baby.”

They rose up on their knees, his cock sliding out of them until the tip was the only thing stretching them open, before slamming back down. The feeling set both of them moaning loudly and Tilu began fucking themself on Blair’s cock properly. Their legs spread over his hips gave him a mouthwatering view of the inky black spread over them and the azure hickies that he left on their tender inner thighs while he ate them out. “You’re- AH- so beautiful!” The cool walls of their sheath were squeezing him tightly, the rest of his shaft and balls wrapped in slippery tentacles, nipples still being roughly worked over in skillful hands. His moans were quickly turning into cries in the face of such extreme pleasure.

A particularly hard grind sent Tilu’s black-glass eyes rolling back, the surfaces wet with tears. They moaned wantonly, long tongue lolling out of the corner of their mouth. “God, I love your cock so much!”

Hands wrapped around Blair’s wrists where they were still gripping into Tilu’s calves, wrenching them upwards so that he could hold onto their hips. He grabbed into the soft flesh, holding on as if they were a rock in a stormy sea. He could feel the muscles under their skin flex with every motion. Sparks were shooting through his blood, curling his toes and drawing desperate sounds from his mouth. “Oh shit! Slow down. Ple-ease! I’m about to cum!”

“Cum inside me, baby.”

Blair’s entire body was tensed up, but Tilu didn’t let up. They started bouncing even harder, even faster, walls squeezing around him. Leaning down to his chest, they wrapped their lips around his left nipple, keeping their hand teasing his right. Sharp, needle-like teeth bit around the sensitive bud, careful not to break skin, the pain soothed by flicks of their slick tongue. Translucent spit leaked out around their mouth, creating a mess across his chest. Their hips began stuttering on him but they refused to let up. Riding his cock with even more intensity, they bit down on his swollen nipple at the same time as a tentacle wrapped tight around his balls.

“Ah, I’m gonna...AHH!” The pleasure coming at Blair from every direction was too much and it tipped him over the edge. His hips stuttered deeper into Tilu’s sheath once, twice, before he came impossibly hard, near-screaming out in pleasure.

Tilu continued bouncing on his length, even as he spasmed with overstimulation. Blair could feel them getting ready to climax as their tentacles started writhing wildly and their chest began heaving even harder. Sweet, high moans were spilling rapidly from their lips, mixed in with curses and little words of praise.

“Fuck, just look at you. So gorgeous.” They dragged the nail of their pointer finger through the tacky mess of slick and spit on his face. “You look so damn good, even all filthy like this. I’ve never met someone as pretty as you.” Tilu always got sappy when they were about to cum. Sinking all the way down onto his softening cock, the tentacles splayed out like the petals of a chrysanthemum and the walls of their sheath constricted even tighter around him. Their back arched dramatically, and they came with a high-pitched whine. “FUCK!”

Blair rubbed his thumbs into the meat of their hips, feeling pulsing aftershocks go through them, the overstimulation making him flinch. They leaned down against his chest and kissed him deeply.

“Mmm, that was good,” Tilu murmured against his lips, smiling needle-toothed and affectionate. Rising up on their knees, both they and Blair groaned quietly as they pulled off of him. He looked filthy. Saliva and slick were drying in dark smears on his face, chest, and crotch, and he was still sweaty and panting. His eyes were foggy and happy as he sat up.

TIlu were barely in better shape. Thick, jet-black liquid, the remains of their orgasm, leaked out of their sheath, marbling grey with Blair’s semen. The mess covered the hickies on their legs, and almost their entire body was flushed, the cool colour lovely against their red markings. Their thigh muscles quivered from the stress of holding themself up for so long, and when they moved to sit beside him, he could see their knees were turning blue as well. Even so, their eyes were soft and warm, and they looked thoroughly content.

His heart still squeezed with regret. “Tilu, your knees,” Blair said, reaching out to catch one of their hands and bring it to his lips. He kissed their knuckles, then their fingertips, then their palm with a kind of apologetic reverence, settling the curve of his jaw against the inside of their wrist. “I’m sorry, I should have thought to put something down for you to kneel on.”

“Shhhh,” they chided, rubbing lightly behind his ear. “Don’t be silly. I could have put something down too, if I’d wanted to. Don’t be so hard on yourself, you were wonderful.”

Blair felt his face heat up again at their soft words. He leaned against their cool wrist, humming into the delicate skin there. “Okay,” he whispered. “You were wonderful too. You look very pretty right now. Like this”

Tilu smirked at him. “‘Like this’? Bruised and blushing and dripping cum, with all of my tentacles out?”

“No!” Blair blurted out. “I mean...yes, but I meant...satisfied? Happy. You look happy right now. I like seeing you like this.”

They stilled for a breath before surging forward and wrapping their arms around him. “You’re a goddamn sap, you know that?” They said, turning their head to the side so that their face was nestled into the side of his neck. “I also love you so, so, so much.” Tilu kissed his throat once- ever-so softly, ever-so sweetly- before standing up, tentacles starting to re-sheath themselves, and offering Blair their hand. “Shower with me?”

He looked up at his lover, standing there beautiful and happy, and he nodded.

[morphinethevaccine]

Would you want to be their roommate? (ADA Edition)

a/n: In which you're the roommate of various Armed Detective Agency members. I'm only like, half serious.

  — Dazai Osamu Boundaries? I don't know her.

Rule #1 of rooming with Dazai is understand he's a hypocrite. While he's 100% the type to read your diary, eat your snacks with zero intention of replacing them and take your stuff without asking, he does not want the favor returned. 

Honestly, Dazai prefers to have his own space. Having a roommate makes it a little hard to engage in some of his more reckless endeavors, like ignoring warning labels to mix bleach and ammonia, trying to inhale oven fumes, and womanizing (its not like he usually brings people back to his place anyway because he isn’t keen on people knowing where he lives, but the point still stands). 

Just pay little mind to the fact your toaster is missing because he tried (and failed) to drop it in the bathtub with him. Again.

— Atsushi Nakajima and Kyouka Izumi I feel a sitcom coming on.

Moving in with a stoic former murder turned do-gooder and the traumatized orphan with a self worth problem too many sounds like a scriptwriting fever dream. But hey, a positive: no matter how screwy your background is, you don't have to feel like the weird one. 

Quirks aside, neither makes a bad roommate: Atsushi is thoughtful, caring, and marginally domestic, while Kyouka minds her business by staying out the way for the most part. 

Considering the bizarre makeup of the occupants, people might look at the three of you and wonder how you manage to coexist. Maybe the three of you can even be the wholesome version of Three's Company, complete with regular misunderstandings that could have easily been avoided had someone just been more forthcoming.

— Doppo Kunikida Is this really how you want to live your life?

Has his lights on timer and 'quiet hours' he sticks to religiously. Organized to a 'T': you putting things back in the incorrect place or leaving a jar on the wrong shelf in the pantry is going to give him a tension headache. 

Definitely shouldn't be the residence of choice for messy people, those inept at reading social cues (who in turn won't know when to shut up and leave him alone), or anyone with an alternative sleep pattern. Will not hesitate to tell you off if you're running the microwave at 2 am. 

A great place for routine addicts or wayward souls in need of someone to beat order and structure into their head-- sometimes literally, but for the non-anal retentive, this is probably the closest form of spiritual suicide on this side of heaven. 

— Jun'ichiro Tanizaki and Naomi Tanizaki For those who don't value their mental health.

At first glance, not a bad place to stay. Jun'ichiro’s a solid cook, gives off everyman/boy-next-door vibes and is relatively sane (unless Naomi's in danger). Naomi's nice enough and likely a fun person to hang around assuming she's not glued to her brother's side. 

But don't get too excited just yet. Both tend to be fine, if not enjoyable to interact with individually, but the main problem with rooming with this pair is having to stomach them together. 

Imagine listening to these two doting on each other. All the time. Hearing that day after day is going to shave at least 10 years off your total lifespan, give or take. I suppose you can invest in earplugs and work on expanding your happy place, but is it really worth it?

— Ranpo Edogawa   Roommates? I think you misspelled 'parent and child’

Expect to hear "Great Detectives don't do (insert thing he should definitely be doing)" often. Could be a great roommate if he applied himself, but his laziness tends to delve into 'hand me the remote even though it's an inch from my fingertips' territory. 

Don't expect him to know how to use the garbage disposal or run the dishwasher (or be apologetic about either fact). Can't be trusted to buy groceries: his contributions are just the entirety of the snack aisle: Twizzlers, Mike and Ike's and this color changing drink he found at the convenience store. 

Pushes off things he should be doing (like his laundry) on you because 'you're washing clothes anyway' and has the frustrating tendency to only 'deduce' things you really don't want him to, like why your girlfriend or boyfriend broke up with you. 

— Akiko Yosano Not too bad, actually.

While Yosano might come across intimidating, she's largely harmless to the average joe or jane. Unless you piss her off, she has little reason to saw off any of your extremities. 

Generally speaking, she’s a normal roommate who respects your personal space (and expects the same in return, so please do the same if you value your life) and takes care of her portion of shared responsibilities without issue. Yosano isn't argumentative, but she's not one to bite her tongue, either. 

So if you're looking for a roommate who's not going to call you out if you're on some bullshit, Yosano is not that roommate. As long as you pull your weight and aren't unusually annoying, the two of you can manage a cordial relationship with minimal threats and/or bloodshed.

— Kenji Miyazawa Prepare yourself for a host of weird proverbs.

Has a 50/50 chance of calling you 'roomie' ("Because that's what city people say, right?") or something else mildly irritating. As the literal personification of its not that deep, it's pretty impossible to get him upset, which is great news for you-- just in case you happen to be the annoying one in this scenario. 

Kenji's probably the most laidback roommate of the ADA roster, who wouldn’t fight you for ownership of the larger bedroom or get salty if you monopolize the bathroom.

Bonus points if you happen to find his often bizarre stories about life in the country entertaining rather than disturbing (said stories are always told with a smile no matter how screwed up they are, of course, because this is Kenji.) Overall, not a bad person to have as a roommate unless positivity and blind optimism tend to give you hives.

[drakefrost08]

A Jog Come True

(Hi there so I’ve always wanted to write and contribute to this community so here it is, my first ever story. Please be gentle as I know I have much to learn and all suggestions are welcome. Enjoy!)

One of the best parts about being friends with an avid jogger is getting to see him work up a sweat all while filling out his compression clothing quite nicely. Indeed, for Dylan, such a sight made for far better jerk-off material than anything found on the Hub. Becoming Henri’s jogging partner was one of the best decisions he could ever come up with albeit having to only be content with visual stimulation as his dear friend was straighter than an arrow. Lust coupled with frustration would constantly leave Dylan wanting after Henri but he knew such a thing was impossible. Or so he thought.

Dylan had recently found out about hypnosis and was intrigued by the idea that maybe, just maybe there lied a solution to his predicament. After countless hours of searching online to no avail, he finally stumbled upon a funny looking website. The entire page was pitch black except for a large textbox with a title above it. It read “Hypnosis4U: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST DESIRE?” leaving Dylan feeling like it was all just some joke. Nevertheless, he typed in Henri’s name just to see what would pop up. Surprisingly, his desktop downloaded an MP3 file while a new box appeared on screen.

“Ensure that Henri listens to this and he will be yours”

Dylan played the audio but no sound could be heard. He sighed inwardly before transferring the file to his phone anyways. He was convinced that at the very least he could prank Henri with this seemingly useless audio on one of their jogs. The day came and as they were jogging, Henri suggested resting for a moment before continuing on. It was then that Dylan asked Henri to connect to his phone and listen to the audio. Henri stood there for a moment as the file played before suddenly standing rigid. His eyes glazed over as Dylan looked on in curiosity. A couple minutes passed before he realized that Henri was starting to tent the shorts he was wearing, an extremely attractive sight.

“Holy shit it worked it actually worked”

An immensely turned on Dylan hesitantly touched the very tip of his friend’s member, all the while being cautious for any sign on Henri’s face that would show he was aware of it but no such sign came. Gathering courage, he pressed his entire palm into the crotch before slowly massaging the hard-on, eliciting a small moan from Henri. As pre started to leak through the shorts, Dylan glanced around to make sure no one was around before finally pulling the shorts down, releasing his friend’s excitement. Slowly so as to savour the moment, he licked the dripping tip of the cock before gradually swallowing it. Henri moaned once more but made no attempt whatsoever to move even as Dylan bobbed his head and forth, the saltiness leaving him desperate for more. It wasn’t long before he felt Henri’s muscles tense as he finally shot his load into the eager hole. Licking his lips, Dylan got up and pulled off Henri’s earphones, mildly surprised to see his friend still didn’t react with the source of the hypnosis removed. He then asked, “Who are you?” to which Henri replied in an uncharacteristically monotone voice. “I am whatever you make of me master.”

Hearing these words, Dylan had a mischievous glint to his eyes, his head swimming with all the perverse possibilities of his partner’s new inclination.

“In that case, lets go back home and have some more fun.”

[randombtsprincessa]

Be My Teacher

All Rights Reserved. © RandomBTSPrincessa, Tulips98.

Author: Randombtsprincessa

Characters: Jeon Jungkook x Reader (She/Her) (2nd person written in third perspective)

Words: 2.2k

Genre: Smut/Fluff

Rating: Mature (18+)

Summary: You ask your best friend turned boyfriend to show you how he likes his blowjobs.

Warning: I am swerving dangerously in the Jungkook lane. Discussion on BJs, explicit smut scene, detailed description of oral (male receiving).

A/N: Happy Birthday to bunny boy Jeon Jungkook! Banner is by yours truly! Let me know how you like it, thanks!

Music Companion -  Myth Syzer - Bonbon a la menthe (Stwo Remix)

“So…you…hmm want, what?”

If you thought that you would get off scot free rolling your eyes at this moment, you would have. Granted, maybe it would’ve displayed a good bit of power play, considering you were on your knees but right now, it wasn’t about that.

At least, you were trying hard not to make it so – but it was so difficult when you were so used to doing so with him.

Jungkook was sat slouching in the easy chair in the living room of his ‘bachelor pad’. His legs parted, accommodating you to sit daintily upon your folded legs, already getting numb from the static position. The hem of his sweatshirt rose up just so, resting along his abdomen and giving you a tantalizing glimpse at his toned stomach.

For Jungkook, he would’ve opened his legs and allowed anything to be done to his body, because it was you. He had worked hard for you, and he knew you did the same for him. So when you’d moved in front of him, clad only in a soft cashmere shirt that was two sizes too big on you, it was obvious for him to turn off the game he was watching to give you all his attention

Especially, since you’d given him a smile that made hair rise up on the back of his neck and throat to go dry.

But when you’d sunk down, looking every bit the temptress that you were, innocent and big eyed and said that, well…he had to admit, he was confused and maybe mildly concerned.

“I want you to show me,” You repeated, slower for his benefit, “How you like head.”

Jungkook was already sitting up, elbows leaning against his knees. “Baby, it’s…you don’t have to, I mean, I don’t,” He was stammering, stumbling on his words as if he wasn’t an active young adult but then, he also knew that as your boyfriend, as your best fucking friend; he couldn’t allow you to think your blowing skills were subpar.

Considering that you and he had just recently gotten together after a brief stint of mutual pining and a clichéd confession. Nothing sexual, save a few minor kisses had happened.

“Kook,” He stopped at your sigh of his nickname. “Stop fretting so much; I just,” Your hands reached out, placing very deliberately on his knees, just shy of his elbows. “Want to make you feel good; just show me how you like it.”

The words were whispered, sending a small shiver down Jungkook’s spine. The earlier concerns about your sexual security in the relationship were long gone, replaced by the realization of your actual intentions.

You were teasing and gratifying him at the same time.

Fuck, how did he resist throwing you on to a bed and having his way with you for so long?

Very slowly, keeping his eyes on you as if you were going to pounce and chomp down on him, he returned to his slouching slump, hands bunching the hem of his shirt.

“I’d like anything you do to me.” He said finally.

“That’s nice, babe. I’d like to do what you want me to do.”

Fuck, Jungkook’s blood was racing, pounding through his ear drums. There was nowhere he could go, no where he could avert his eyes and by god…nothing more he wanted to do than fist your hair in his hands as you took his cock in your mouth.

“Okay,” He gritted his teeth, rubbing along the jean clad length of his thighs. “Okay.” He agreed.

Something glittered behind your eyes, something that he had been privy to for years now but was now on the receiving end of. It ignited a slow fire under his skin, flushing him with uncomfortable heat that signaled arousal.

He knew his cock was calling to her now, could almost hear its song, and he was absolutely sure you could.

He had this, he told himself.

You watched him headily, waiting his first instruction when you saw the same fire dancing behind his gaze that had made you approach him. You’d caught sight of him from his bedroom doorway, one hand fiddling with the remote and his leg bouncing.

Not the most alluring sight, you’d admit; but it was Jungkook. Would you be human if you didn’t find him absolutely delectable in any position?

And so, like a moth to his light, you drew closer, shucking off your trousers behind the couch.

“Unzip me, take it out.” He said and you blinked, accepting the first instruction and straightening.

Quick, eager fingers moved to the button of his jeans, deftly pulling the two sides of his pants together to undo the button, hooking your index around the zip to slide it down. Something nudged under your wrist and you couldn’t help but shoot me an impish grin.

Jungkook chuckled, his serious expression breaking like a storm cloud as he relaxed. His hips squirmed, rising up so you could pull the jeans and black briefs he wore down to the top of his thighs. The band constricted his legs, making him huff and tug them down lower till they were being kicked off completely, landing haphazardly somewhere behind you.

He watched your eyes run the length up his now naked legs, the muscles of his thighs flexing under the scrutiny when they paused at the one body part of his that required…no, needed, the attention right now. He wouldn’t be ashamed to confess, this whole thing was pretty damn exciting and it had reflected on his shaft, poking up and saluting you, infused with all his brain cells and then some.

“So,” His voice came out dry, gulping down saliva before trying again. “Um, touch it.”

Your pupils were blowing out, as you with no hesitation wrapped a hand around his base. Your grip was much looser than he was used to and he grunted in dissatisfaction. He looked at you, the twitch of your lips catching his attention.

“Tighter,” he ordered, a soft gasp escaping him when you immediately obeyed.

Minx, he laughed internally, you wanted him to be commanding? He’d give you what you wanted.

“Good girl,” He gave you a wide, all teeth showing grin when your eyes flashed up to him and fuck, he knew he’d hit the nail right on the head. “Now give it a tug.”

Your hand softened around the length, slowly rising up to the head before back down, repeating the action twice, thrice, four times. Jungkook let his head drop back, sighing in the relief of touch, of your touch. “Mm,” he glanced down at the dick, his head glistening with oozing precum and nodded at you. “Use it, make it wet before you use your mouth.”

The feeling of your thumb, rubbing along the softer, more sensitive head, dipping into the opening and collecting the near clear slick had him opening his mouth in a silent groan, feeling the pressure cause the liquid to drip down the shaft along with your hands, coating it in smoothness.

He looked down at you, your eyes fixed on his face, examining and relishing in each minute expression. His own eyes had completely blackened; the dark antelope eyes of his now blazing with restrained lust.

“Y/N,” His voice was hoarse, and he made no effort to appear cool and collected anymore. “Fuck, suck it. Please, take me in your mouth.”

Your gazes suspended for a full second, words no longer necessary. You kept your eyes on his, leaning in as slowly as you could, extending the period of anticipation for him when finally he could feel your hot breath waft across his glans. His eyes fluttered, unable to hold your eyes any further when you opened your mouth and deliberately placed the thick head on the very tip of your tongue.

It was experimental, being your first time sucking your new boyfriend and best friend’s dick. There was almost no taste of the skin itself, save for the near salty-sour combination of his precum. It flooded over your taste buds as you took him in deeper, pacing the inches, the width, finally letting it rest just at the back of your mouth, teasing your throat canal.

Over you, Jungkook had gone stiff. His eyes were closed, scrunched tightly, his big nose twitched, his bottom lip was gripped by his teeth so tightly you worried he’d bite it off.

You pulled his cock out, a ‘pop’ signaling him to grunt at the sudden loss of heat around him. He opened his eyes, looking at you.

“Relax, Kook,” You smiled, rubbing his head around the seal of your lips. “It’s just a blowjob.”

He so did not have this. Jungkook’s brain had short circuited, watching you with zero replies, zero retorts which was completely unlike him.

His eyes remained glazed when he saw you take him in again, deeper this time, your lips moving over the couple inches more that vanished inside the cavern of your hot mouth. He could feel your tongue laving over the vein on the underside of his cock, pressing onto the sensitive skin hard enough to send the jolt up to his diaphragm.

His hand moved, stroking over your head, feeling the smooth strands of your hair filter through his fingertips. The smell of your shampoo was in his nostrils, so familiar, so you and he wrapped a carefully collected bunch around his palm, examining the taut rein that he now held.

He had half a mind to yank, gently of course to not hurt or distract you from where you were still suckling on him but instead he chose to push you further down on him. He still had an eye on your face, taking in your sudden widening of the eyes and the parting of the mouth with satisfaction. He had one on you, he would’ve grinned – had your next move not scored you one more than him.

You dropped down on him with more force now, the tip of his cock brushing past the seam of your throat and straight past, breaching in. The muscles of your esophagus closed on him, further tightening in and Jungkook buckled under your hold, finally erupting in a restraint less moan that reverberated through the walls of the room and back to you. His hold tightened and slackened periodically, unable to make his mind to whether to guide you or just allow himself to be flooded away.

That one moan had you groaning as well, the feel of his copious slick coating your throat now having you close your own eyes and enjoying in just his sounds.

The taste of him, the musk of his skin surrounded you, invaded you and it felt so dirty but so enthralling, you wished for it to last forever. However, judging from the way Jungkook was squirming now, his hips canting and rolling to further get himself into you, mild thrusts accompanied by his grunting and groaning; you knew he was close.

His length throbbed, pulsated, engorging into your mouth itself, stretching your poor lips almost painfully but you’d be damned if you pulled him out now. Your hands catered to the rest of his length, slipping down to press down along his balls, tight and heavy from the building release you wanted deep in your throat.

“Babe – Baby – not going to last, god please,” His voice broke on the last syllable and you gave one final push to yourself, straining as you sunk down on him completely, your face almost burying into his lap.

And you gave one last, hard suck…

Jungkook came in a mess of trashing and choked expletives. His body arced off of the chair, nails digging into the arm rest and his feet bounced off the floor. His head bowed to his chests as he cursed heavily, none of them too coherent and you watched as his sweaty mop of hair flopped into his eyes. Thick streams of his release launched down your mouth, slipping down without even an effort to swallow while the rest painted across your lips and chin, dribbling over his clothes and skin as his violent climax nearly pushed you off of him.

You settled to rubbing your soiled hands over his length, set on milking out every drop of cum he had to offer, marveling when the rest of the clear, whitish liquid oodles out. He moaned at that, loud, swollen lips parting before he slumped back, boneless.

His fried brain didn’t stop him from grabbing onto you however, hold light around your wrist as he hauled you right off the floor and into his chest.

“Fuck; that was the best orgasm I’ve had in all my life and we didn’t even have sex yet.” He whispered; voice croaky from all the near screaming he did.

You laughed, your earlier bravado melting into shyness, your hands tugging at the sticky shirt that had become uncomfortable on your skin. You also needed to wash your hands.

“Kookie, let me up, I need a shower…and brush my teeth.” You tilted your own head against his, feeling him nuzzle against your chest for a moment, considering the request.

“Alright,” He huffed, releasing you so you could skip down the hall and shut yourself into his bathroom, leaving him behind to collect what wits he could find – an evil grin slipping onto his face at the prospect of returning the favor – before, his eyes drooped into a sated slumber.

[clocks-are-round]

Pet Care PSA

Disclaimer: the Red vs Blue PSAs are known for their lack of tact, misinformation, and ridiculous bad advice. This is a comedic piece; do your research in the proper places. With that in mind, enjoy!

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Simmons: I’m Dick Simmons from popular webseries Red vs Blue.

Grif: And I’m Dexter Grif, questioning why we don’t just use a clip from one of the billion other times we’ve introduced ourselves.

Simmons: Today we’re here to talk about pet care.

Grif: *turns to Simmons* But we don’t have any pets.

Donut: *offscreen, salty* I had one.

*Grif and Simmons turn and camera pans over to Donut*

Donut: Maybe if we did this PSA years ago I’d still have a cat!

Grif: What, did you forget to feed it or something?

Donut: *emotional, walks off* I still don’t forgive you for that!

*camera returns to Grif and Simmons*

Grif: After trying and failing multiple times to keep fish alive, I don’t understand the appeal.

Simmons: As someone who wasn’t allowed pets as a child, I can cite that old wishful thinking for reasons to want a pet.

Grif: *mildly sarcastic* Do tell.

Simmons: An animal is dependent on you to stay alive! While that can be intimidating, it can also make you feel important.

Grif: Like being a parent, except without the backtalk and they never move out.

Simmons: Pet care is also a lot easier than childcare. They don’t hog the bathrooms and you just need to give them food and water everyday. Not sure how much food? Just pour it in and they’ll eat until they’re full.

Grif: Someone shoulda told my fish that.

Simmons: And pets, being unable to talk, are great listeners!

Grif: Which is great if you like to drone on about shit no one cares about; like Simmons here!

Simmons: Many people love having an animal companion to feel needed and loved when the rest of the world shuns your pathetic existence!

*beat*

Grif: *low voice* Hey, man, you good?

Simmons: *surprised* Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just saying. Like, as a bit. I’m not saying I-- I mean I used to think that. But everything’s good with us. We’re good. I’m good.

Grif: You sure?

Simmons: *appreciative* Yeah.

Lopez: [Get a room, you two]

Grif: Yeah, maybe cut that part.

Lopez: [Grimmons is one of the fandom’s favorite things. We profited off of your slow burn, now we’ll profit off of your marriage. Don’t tell me how to do my job.]

Grif: *embarrassed* Fuck. He says he won’t cut it.

Simmons: *embarrassed, quickly* No more asides! So, pets!

Grif: Pets! They make anyone feel smarter by comparison.

Caboose: *calling out* Benadill Cumbersnack!

Simmons: Of course, there are the other reasons for people that doesn’t apply to.

Caboose: Benjamin Thundercart!

*camera shows Caboose and Wash*

Wash: Are you sure he’s still around? Tucker said he hasn’t seen him in weeks.

Caboose: Oh yeah, he’s around here somewhere. He likes to go for long walks. My dad used to do the same thing. Sometimes he’d go to get milk and didn’t come back until morning! My mom wasn’t super happy about that.

Wash: You’ve said your dad is… passed now, right?

Caboose: Yes, he’s in the past. Also he is dead. *beat passes* Oh nO! Benbinin Cunthnerstash! Don’t be dead!

Wash: *quickly* I wasn’t trying to imply that!

*back to Grif and Simmons. Wash and Caboose are in the distance. Doc is walking away from them.*

Grif: Oh, right. The chinchilla.

Simmons: *calls out* Hey, Caboose! We’re doing a thing on pets.

Caboose: Hey, I have one of those!

*Caboose runs over to them, Wash following*

Caboose: *facing camera* If you have seen Bourbonman Cumberpatch, please call the number at the bottom of the screen.

*there is no number at the bottom of the screen. There is however text that says “I don’t get paid enough to take calls.”*

Simmons: Wash here has had multiple pets in his lifetime.

Wash: Oh, I’ve told you about the cats I had? Have I told you about Loki?

Grif: Yes. You have.

Simmons: Wash, as a former pet owner, what would you say is most important about pet care?

Wash: I would say—

Caboose: Lots of cute outfits! And also hugs!

Wash: Caboose, could you not—

Caboose: And also—!

Wash: Jesus christ.

Caboose: What? *confused* Benedict Cumberbatch doesn’t need Jesus.

Grif: I think my sister has that on a t-shirt.

Caboose: Unless that’s what he chooses. I have told him he is free to explore any religion. Except the door to door one.

Simmons: Door to door? You mean— What is that? Mormons?

*Wash walks off, exuding so much doneness with that expressionless helmet and halo walk cycle*

Grif: Fuck if I know. I never answer the door unless I ordered pizza.

Caboose: I am so tired of expecting cookies! And not getting them! If you knock, you need to be a friend, a family, or a girl scout!

Simmons: This conversation is only going to derail more. Caboose, thank you for your time, please leave.

Grif: Yeah, go find your chinchilla.

Caboose: Um, actually, it is called a chimichanga.

Grif: Believe me, if you were looking for a chimichanga, I’d join the search.

*cut to next scene*

Grif: Pets aren’t just high maintenance, they’re also expensive. Not only do you need to get them food, you also need to get them STUFF.

*Kai walks on screen at a slight distance*

Simmons: It’s important to make sure you have the necessary supplies. For example, you might need a leash and collar.

*Kai runs up to them*

Kai: Oh, do you guys need a collar? I’ve got an extra you can have.

Simmons: Oh, you have a dog?

Kai: *like this is a ridiculous suggestion* No.

Simmons: *confused* Oh. *realization* Oh!

Grif: Why the hell do you have a collar?

Kai: Ok, so some people really—

Grif: No, I know what you use it for, but why do you have one here? Are you fucking someone in this canyon?

Kai: What are you, my fbi agent? You gonna keep tabs on my life? I’m a grown-ass adult; I can fuck who I want! *beat* Consensually!

Simmons: Are you fucking someone in the canyon though? You don’t have to say who but-.

Kai: Are you kidding? Over half the canyon is ace or not into chicks. IF I did hook up with anyone it’d be way too easy to narrow down. But I mean if Dex is willing to share, and you’re interested—

Grif: I’m gonna stop you right there. Don’t hit on my husband. We’re not in an open relationship.

Kai: UM- He can speak for himself, Dex.

Simmons: Yeah, no, Kai. What Grif said.

Kai: Eh, worth a shot. Do you want my extra collar though?

Grif: No, Kai, we don’t want a collar.

Simmons: I mean—

Grif: Wh— Really? Ok, well, we can buy our own. Otherwise I’m gonna think of my sister every time I see it, so hard pass on hers.

Kai: So why were you talking about collars? *turns to look at camera* And why does Lopez have a camera?

Simmons: We’re doing a PSA on pet care.

Grif: God. Are we almost done with this thing? We’ve got enough footage right?

Lopez: [Yes. We have enough idiocy for a video.]

Grif: Great. I’m gonna go nap. I have a headache from all the bullshit.

*Grif walks off towards red base*

Simmons: *to Kai* Did Caboose find his chinchilla?

Kai: Nah, I think he gave up. I saw him coloring in blue base.

*Simmons and Kai walk offscreen towards blue base, voices fading*

Lopez: *turns camera to face himself* [Pets, like all living beings, are stupid. They have short attention spans and often put themselves in dangerous situations. Ask yourself if you’re really willing to put in the effort of looking after them.]

*camera turns to show many of the reds and blues milling about at a distance*

Lopez: [Pets vary in personality. Some will love you unconditionally. Some will view you like their offspring. Some are lazy. Some are obnoxious. Some look down on you. Etcetera etcetera…]

*camera turns back to Lopez*

Lopez: [Despite the hardships, pet ownership can be very rewarding. They offer companionship and entertainment in exchange for you thanklessly doing everything for them. They may not understand you, but they trust you. Don’t abuse that trust.]

*end*

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Behind the scenes notes because why not:

The Wash and Caboose scene was filmed by Doc who was out vlogging. He forgot to set his helmet output back to speaker so neither heard him say anything the whole conversation. Lopez confiscated the footage for the greater good of exciting the fandom with backstory.

Wash continued searching for the chinchilla until he forgot what he was doing and returned to the others.

None of them actually watch the PSAs once they’re done except Donut (just the ones he’s in). So Lopez wasn’t called out for comparing them all to pets. Although, he’s already established that Wash is like a chihuahua.

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I have learned that it is impossible for me to write a tonally accurate PSA, but you know what? I can live with that. Mine may be a bit softer than the officials and lack the characteristic non-stop horrible advice, but I enjoy writing them and it seems like people enjoy reading them.

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