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lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that all of their enemies are comically frustrated. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable gay trope.

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starting season 7 and finding out wash is a prisoner

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rvb fandom things that will forever occupy my mind

-blue team simmons comics by vashstash

-/kaleidoscope/ fics by KeetahSpacecat

-the rvb edits vid where it shows s17 donut and is just like “yas queen we’re so proud of you you’re doing great honey” or whatever by texas-hates-taxes-too

-nice felix animation and the caboose & wash one by toastyglow

there’s a lot of great content out there, but those five will never leave my noodle

but i started thinking about tool time from kaleidoscope & almost started crying so yeah, these have all carved out homes in my noggin

also the get lucky mmd by Sparrows always delivers serotonin so i rewatch that at least every couple months

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believe it or not the render of Emery in a Chef's hat will drag me back into guard duty

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"came back wrong" but it's more explicitly + intentionally about medical and/or caregiver abuse

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i like to think tucker was genuinely afraid of caboose when he was infected by omalley. he took that shit serious

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my fags #myfags

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I present, Gay People!

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young man. what is that you have found.

I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.

I said young man. you should put that thing down.

I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!

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Grimmons nsft fic idea where Grif realizes Simmons actively avoids giving attention to the parts of Grif that he donated, repulsed by himself as he is. Being confronted with his own self hatred and learning to love even as he sees aspects of himself mirrored— better yet it not all being physical, but coming to terms with things he’s hated in Grif because he judges his own ‘shortcomings’

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Watched season 15

He has been served child support papers

Also me throwing a slice of cheese at Doc bc I realized I have never drawn him

obligatory Grimmons

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Epsilon’s bigger ego makes so much more sense when you realize the stories of Blood Gulch he heard came from CABOOSE who fucking loved and worshipped Church and would’ve made that very clear in his stories

But yes, it’s generally accepted that they’re a bit different because of their different life experiences/memories. I think it took a couple watches for it to really click for me too though

i like could be just fucking crazy but im rewatching rvb and im on season 6 and i just keep thinking it almost feels like epsilon and church have different personalities. like subtly like theyre so so so close to being the same but its off a bit like i dont even know how to explain in and i could just be cracked but idk they feel different to me

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absolutely hate doing this but, burnie is taking down reuploads of RVB on youtube from tons of channels, making RVB less accessible on youtube.

does RT archive exist?

yes.

...but should RVB be free on platforms like YT?

ALSO YES. RVB only owns it's story and characters. They don't own any of their machinimated assets, maps, etc. It's unfair to gatekeep when it should be accesssible, has been free for the longest time and uses Halo assets that weren't yours in the first place.

Burnie is making the series less free and accessible for people to watch and find. 9$ a month for an RT Animation membership ain't gonna cut it.

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imagine voicing a dude in a psa about how your webseries is specifically FUCKING FREE

and then 20 years later taking down people's uploads of FREE WEBSERIES bc he's not getting paid for it

fucking embarrassing

first he sweeps back in, shits on four years of work by other people, completely screws the pooch on the "final season" both in execution and actual content, and then, when rvb can no longer be accessed fucking anywhere save "piracy", making daddy google knock down the other kids sandcastles because we won't give him our lunch money

are you proud of yourself burnie?

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Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Michael J. Caboose & O'Malley | AI Program Omega, Michael J. Caboose & Original Character(s), Michael J. Caboose/Leonard L. Church, Michael J. Caboose & Lavernius Tucker Characters: Michael J. Caboose, Michael J. Caboose's Sisters, O'Malley | AI Program Omega, Leonard L. Church | AI Program Alpha, Lavernius Tucker, Original Characters Additional Tags: One-Sided Attraction, Warnings May Change, Abusive Relationships, Asexual Michael J. Caboose, Trans Characters, Deadnames Used In Pre-Transition Flashbacks, Omega Being a Fucking Bastard, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Catholicism, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault Series: Part 1 of Chronology Summary:

Caboose is finally coming to grips with his crush on his teammate Church when he gets a new roommate-- inside of his head. He's not allowed to talk about O'Malley out loud or else his headaches get worse, and he starts daydreaming more and more, finding comfort in retreating into his memories. He's been more angry and forgetful lately, and he's sure that first one is O'Malley's fault.

O'Malley is in hiding, so he can't just start wrecking shit and killing people, as amazingly cathartic as that sounds. He'll have to settle for messing with the idiot he's hiding in. He's just "squatting here" after all, what's a little bit of brain damage while he waits for a better option to arrive? ---- CHAPTER 7 IS NOW OUT!! basically i skipped chapter 6 for now so I can get 7-11 to y’all over the next year since those ones have been mostly done for... somewhere between one and four years, I don’t remember. The series will likely end up being close to 20 chapters whenever it finishes and I have some complete and incomplete chapters in my documents past chapter 12, so it just depends on how many chapters I add on top of what’s already planned. but yeah i’m finally posting more of it wooo

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finally rewatching Red vs Blue again

missed these colorful dumbasses

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Happy Kai July!

This month is Kaikaina Grif appreciation month!

Take this month to appreciate the member of the main cast with the least screen time

Here are some tunes to set the mood!