#Still funny on a second watch

[don-dake]

「快啲講畀我聽啦！做咩事啫？」

“Oh c'mon hurry up and tell me! What is it?”

「唔好啦！你遲啲會知㗎啦！」

“Nah! You'll find out eventually anyway!”

「你好衰㗎！你快啲講啦！而家勾起我條根！快啲講呀！搵我咩事啫？」

“You suck! Got my curiosity aroused and not telling me now?! Hurry up and say it already! What did you look me up for?”

「話畀你聽啦！」 「你拍戲呀？」

“All right I'll tell you!” “You're filming something?”

「知唔知呀，有間模特兒公司呢，搵我拍廣告喔！」

“Did you know, a modelling agency has looked me up to film an advertisement!”

「模特兒公司？唉呀！你小心啲呀！香港呢，好多模特兒公司都係呃人㗎！」

“Modelling agency? Hey! You better be wary! Here in Hong Kong, there are lots of modelling agencies that turn out to be scams!”

「邊個介紹你㗎？」 “Who recommended you?”

「冇呀，我行下街轉下身畀一個星探發現。」

“No one, I was just walking around on the streets and got scouted by a talent agent.”

「星探？佢係咪話畀你聽，你好有 ‘camera face’ (‘開麥拉’面孔)，有個廣告好啱你拍呀？」

“Talent agent? Did they tell you, you have a great ‘camera face’, and you're most suited for one of their ads?”

「係呀！嘩！我幾開心呀！佢同我講話我有氣質呀！」

“That's right! Wow! I was so happy! They told me I had a quality about me!”

「噉佢係咪跟住之後呢就叫你入佢嗰間公司跟你交啲乜嘢費乜嘢費噉樣啊？」

“So did they also have you follow them back to their company to pay for so-and-so fees?”

「我真係錢都畀晒啦！頭先…」

“I did pay for everything already!”

「你畀人呃咗啦！」 「點會啫？」

“You've been had!” “How can that be?”

「你唔睇得咪係聽日同我一齊去囉！」

“If you don't believe me, come with me (to the company) tomorrow!”

「好呀！」 “Sure!”

第二日… (The next day…)

「CID (警察) 呀！」 “Hey it's the police!”

「呢間模特兒公司嘅老闆呢，已經走路㗎啦！」

“This modelling agency's boss has fled!”

「睇你嘅樣…都似讀過書嘅，咁舊個橋你都信嘅？有冇搞錯呀！」

“Looking at you, you seem the well-educated sort, how could you fall for one of the oldest tricks in the book? What's the matter with you!”

「我唔想笑嘅…」 “It's not that I want to laugh…”

《非常保鑣》 (1999) 第十三集

新詞：勾起條根 (ngau1 hei2 tiu4 gan1) ～ a variation of 挑起條根，開麥拉 (hoi1 mak6 laai1) ～ transliteration of ‘camera’，橋 (kiu2) ～ in this instance it means ‘idea’, or ‘trick’.

[dovewingkinnie]

forced friendship bonding time

[the-meme-monarch]

they invented romance. they're bad at it. (they've yet to actually speak to each other in canon)

second comic idea was suggested by @twipsai !!

[lovelylittlewordsmith]

[tomatoart]

the raw guy

[royaltea000]

I’ve never felt so conflicted about a franchise in my life but at least this dude was hot

[royalarchivist]

In case you missed it, Jaiden just uploaded a new video! Congrats to her for 10 years of beautiful, funny, and heartfelt storytime animations!

[mint-is-here]

Murder drones finale is today so i doodled stuff

I havent draw actual murder drones stuff in a while(besides my absolute destiny au but thats tecnically a lmk au) so no finalized art this time;-;

God. This is probably going to be the last time i post murder drones fanart before the series end. Wow.

I'm really hoping this show has a good ending.

[sysig]

Do you remember? Nope! (Patreon)

[camellcat]

some doctor who cyanotypes I made for my photography class that I just realized I never shared

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

You used to be my rival!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[chicago-pigeons]

The Watcher

[solargeist]

the first thing desert duo did in vr was hug what if i explode and die

[cattoncondy]

Seeing the difference between how YouTube and tumblr are reacting to today’s episode is really interesting.

On YouTube everyone is like celebrating and is saying how their happy Nexus is dead. Seriously didn’t realize how much of a hate boner they had for nexus. Then on here there’s already like multiple different rants about how people hate the whole Nexus arc and how it was written (which I wholeheartedly agree)

I have my own mix feelings and opinions but I’m just glad that this whole arc is over bc it was honestly pretty draining and Nexus as a character just kinda pisses me off but ohhhh wellllll

Only thing I care about is whether or not Ruin is alive and how Sun is gonna hold up after this whole mess

[krispiblueberry]

SHADOW ! REMEMBER

Maria design for reference under cut :]

Just a quick sketch for ref ^_^

☆

[totally-razzical]

circus sillies are kinda cool

2nd ep woke my brain the hell up

i currently have nothing finished around the new episode so please take these drawings i made while in the hype of the pilot until i have something else 😭

most of them are Jax I apologize he rotted my brain