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yu-huuuu · 4 months

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Hey there! How about having the madara, hashirama and itachi's way of celebrating an anniversary with his wife as headcanons? Thank you!

[ 🌸 ] oh...! If I were married I would like to go to a beach to do you know what thing… that's right, I'm talking about drinking pineapple with my partner while I tell him the gossip that my grandmother told me the other day-

characters: itachi uchiha, madara uchiha, hashirama senju

genre: fluff with a touch of comedy

warnings: none, spicy parts, reader being pampered by three adult men, happy married couple

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Itachi Uchiha

—My sweet boy.

—He sleeps a little longer than usual to enjoy the warmth of the morning by your side, even though he has a whole list of plans of what he wants to do with you. —When he feels he's had enough rest, he gets up quietly and heads to the kitchen.

—When you wake up, he brings you breakfast in bed with a smile so beautiful and bright that it makes you fall in love with him for the thousandth time.

—He gives you a shy smile if you decide to share something from your plate with him (he'll eat it, but, don't expect him not share from his own plate with you too).

—In the end, the two of you end up feeding each other while laughing like lovestruck teenagers.

—After that, he takes you to the bathroom for both of you to take a shower before starting your day.

—He is gentle as he scrubs your shoulders, back, and chest while you just sigh relaxed with his soft touches.

—Of course, he'll let you help soap up his back.

—In the end, he wraps both of you in towels before carrying you in a princess style to the bed.

—Things… happen when you get there.

—Let's just say your legs wouldn't stop trembling for a good few minutes.

—Anyway!

—You both go out to eat at a nice place.

—While eating, Itachi's free hand plays with yours under the table.

—When your stomach is satisfied along with his, you go out holding hands and walk through the park (which was surprisingly empty) before sitting on the grass under a tree. —And now it feels like a dream to Itachi. You by his side as he feels the fresh breeze. —Your head fits like a puzzle piece on Itachi's shoulder while he wraps his arm around you, resting his head on top of yours. —You stay like that for a while until Itachi tells you he has a little surprise for you. —You’re a little surprised when he takes you to a spa. —And Shisui suddenly appears, telling him that the Hokage is calling him for an emergency. —He kisses you on the forehead before telling you he'll come back for you and to relax at the spa in the meantime, giving you some money before disappearing. —You stay there, trying not to feel too disappointed but thinking it will be quick. —When you're relaxed and your hair is styled and shiny, you're surprised to see Itachi outside the place. —Waiting for you with one of his lovely smiles along with a bouquet of flowers, as if he hadn’t left you there for two hours. —"Shall we go?" he asks, giving you his hand and the bouquet to take. —On the way home, you wonder what has him so smiley until you enter the house and find out why. —He made you dinner. —Well, it looks more like a buffet with your favorite foods combined with his. —He guides you to the table and pulls out the chair for you to sit before sitting next to you. —That's when you realize it's impossible that Itachi could have done all this by himself in such a short time. —"The Hokage didn’t call you, right?" "No, but I made you dinner." —Enjoy his food, please. —He had a great time enduring Shisui’s cheesy jokes on the way home. —When you’re both satisfied, he gives you something he’s been working on for several months as a gift. —As a gift, Itachi gave you a small book in which he wrote some poems that perfectly describe the love and affection he feels for you. —Every feeling that your words, touches, and voice evoke in him is written in its pages. —It’s a very personal and special gift for him, one that he made exclusively for you and only you, and no one else. —Please! Don't cry or he might get alarmed. —Anyway!

—At night, when you enter the hallway leading to the bedroom, you’ll see a path of petals.

You let out a soft laugh when you saw the petals on the wooden floor. Your heart was pounding hard against your chest, making you feel excited.

A small blush crept up your face as you imagined what Itachi had prepared for you. "Itachi! What is all this?"

"Another gift for the most special woman in the world," he replied with his own quiet laugh while leaving several kisses on your shoulders, as far as his position behind you allowed him to reach.

The walk to the bedroom felt relatively much shorter than it had all the previous times.

You let Itachi guide you, feeling so in love while feeling his hands over yours, caressing them with his long, cold fingers as he accompanied you.

A gasp of awe escaped you when you saw the bed. There were several petals on the bed and the floor, the window curtain was open, letting the angelic moonlight into the room, making it look ethereal and so intimate.

Your heart skipped a beat when Itachi cupped your face with such tenderness. He kissed you so gently that it almost made your knees want to give out. You smiled when you felt his hands slowly and methodically undress you.

He was definitely the man of your dreams.

...

Madara Uchiha

—Many will say that Madara is already prepared to celebrate your anniversary four days in advance.

—Well, that is half true and half false.

—Don't look at me like that, the man has been preparing since the beginning of the month.

—Although…

—Don't get me started on your first anniversary (the poor guy was running around like a headless chicken since the beginning of the year. He was like that until you saw him nervous because he couldn't find a good gift for you… and there were still five months left).

—He will want to give you a special (and expensive) gift. —Although sometimes he runs out of ideas or has them but doesn't know if they are good and if you'll like them, the poor man is like: "😦, now what?"

—Sometimes he goes and asks Hashirama for suggestions (once the good man suggested for some reason that he bake a cake and bring it to you in bed as a nice surprise, he even offered to help him… it didn't go well).

—Sometimes he goes to the cemetery to talk to his brother's grave and ask for advice. He knows it's useless to ask a dead person for help, but somehow it makes him feel better and gives him more confidence with the ideas that come to his mind.

—And, in turn, it fills him with energy to continue. —Because your man may be stubborn and confident when he's on the battlefield or when he's face to face with a tailed beast, —but then you come along and weaken him, and he doesn't know what to do, aww! —Going back to before! —Girl, you hit the jackpot. —It's like it's your birthday. —He spoils you a lot, he just wants to pamper his beautiful woman (not that he doesn't do it every day, though). —He takes you to eat wherever you want and buys you whatever you want, because you know, in his words: "My wife's happiness is my happiness." —When you get back to your house, he'll ask you to stay in the room for a moment while he disappears into the bathroom. —And when he comes out with a big smile, you know he's up to something.

“What are you doing?” you asked, letting out a small breathless laugh as he held out a hand to you, which you took with amusement.

Madara smiled at the sound of your little laugh. “It’s a surprise,” he replied, looking into your eyes with love, his own body trembling with anticipation and longing at seeing the subtle playful glimmer in the rich color of your eyes.

He gently guided you towards the bathroom door while still holding your much smaller hand compared to his. Before entering, he turned to look at you, “close your eyes”

You made an ‘o’ with your mouth as you did what he had asked; to tell the truth, you were excited, very excited in fact. You heard the soft sound of the door opening and then felt the gentle warmth of the steam on your face and a smell that at first, you couldn't distinguish but had escaped when the door was opened.

A smile spread across your lips from the excitement, but you held back, not wanting to ruin the surprise your husband had prepared for you.

You quickly identified the smell, it was… lavender? A soft laugh wanted to escape you, it was your favorite and your husband’s too.

You felt his body press against yours from behind, giving you a different kind of warmth than the steam. His chest found its place pressed against your back while his strong arms wrapped around you. His chin rested perfectly on your left shoulder.

When it came to him, everything felt like a puzzle; every piece always fit in its place, your hands when you interlaced your fingers, when you both hugged or when your lips met, it felt as if the world had made you for each other.

“Open your eyes”

You did.

Your eyes opened to see several petals on the floor and on the water in the bathtub. The candles lit up the bathroom, the light was soft, giving the bathroom a special and romantic touch.

“Happy anniversary, dear,” your lover whispered before making a trail of kisses on your shoulders and back. You squeezed his arms as his hands moved over your beautiful body with the sole mission of pleasing you.

...

Hashirama Senju

—Fun guy.

—He has several gift ideas he wants to make (I feel like if Hashi-Hashi had Pinterest, he would have a board specifically for ideas to make for your anniversary).

—In fact, in modern times, I can see him making ice cream with milk and crushed cookies just because he saw it while browsing the internet looking for easy desserts to make 🥺 Hashi-Hashi solves.

—Okwy, okay, okay

—Let's get to it!

—My handsome guy will wake you up a bit early to make the most of the day (he managed to escape after signing all the papers the day before and somehow left his younger brother in charge of the Hokage Tower).

—Also, he is somewhat excited and nervous about what you will say when you see his wedding anniversary gift. I mean, he spent a few months making it with such care that he fears something might go wrong.

—He insists on making you breakfast as a reward for all the times you have kindly made and prepared food for him when he has to go to work.

—But it doesn't turn out so well, you know?

—Poor thing, my boy 😭.

—Please avoid the burnt part of the egg and the overly toasted side of the bread. He did what he could 😭✨.

—After eating, you both wash the dishes (you insist on helping him after the last time you let him wash the dishes alone, he managed to break a cup… and it didn't even fall to the floor to begin with, you are still trying to figure out how he managed to break it).

—After that, you both stayed on the porch enjoying each other's presence until lunchtime.

—He will take you to the forest for a picnic lunch in nature ✨ The guy has some ideas.

—He will lean on your shoulder while nibbling on his ham sandwich (he leaves some crumbs on you, although he removes them afterward).

—After eating, he will ask for permission to lie on your thighs, he simply loves the feeling of being with you.

—You both stay talking for a while as you gently run your hands through his hair, relieving all the accumulated stress he has from his job.

—Sometimes, the leaders of other villages drain all his energy, but he keeps going, for you and for all his people!

—After that, he takes you to another place.

—He looks nervous yet excited. When you reach a part of the forest, he is practically smiling from ear to ear.

“Close your eyes”

“Why?” you asked, raising an eyebrow playfully.

“Just do it, I promise you won't regret it”

You smiled. Although you were nervous, you trusted your husband— whatever he was planning in that head of his.

You felt his rough hands gently taking yours to start guiding you. Some giggles escaped you when you heard him nervously trying to guide you and tell you not to trip over a rock.

Although, to be honest… you didn't feel as many leaves under your feet— could it be that Hashirama had cleaned the path you were now walking on?

Your heart bubbled at the thought of your husband trying to keep the path clean and perfect for you, and suddenly you understood why Tobirama was sometimes alone in the Hokage Tower and seemed a bit nervous when you asked about your husband's whereabouts.

A laugh threatened to escape your throat, but fortunately, you held it back. Both brothers were terrible liars, maybe it was in their genetics.

“We're here, darling,” Hashirama said excitedly. You could practically feel him bouncing a little with excitement, like an impatient child wanting to show something he was proud of.

“Alright… open your eyes”

You opened them only to marvel at the variety of vibrant colors dazzling your sight.

In front of you was a landscape with several flowers of different shades and colors. The soft scent that filled your lungs made you sigh with pleasure, freeing your mind. You vaguely wondered how you hadn't noticed the smell of the flowers before; maybe you were so focused in your mind that you didn't pay attention to it.

The gentle squeeze of Hashirama's hand softly brought you out of your thoughts. The sun was beginning to set, and the sky was tinted with various colors, which only added to the beauty of the landscape before you.

“Shall we?” your husband asked, excited to show you around.

Your eyes shone, “Yes...”

And if you both did something else that afternoon, well, that would stay between you two and the flowers surrounding you.

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plumbaleena · 8 months

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Spice Up Your Sim's Calendar with Custom Seasonal Activities!

The Sims is boring AF right? Well, we have to always come up with creative ideas to make this game more interesting and THANKFULLY there are many mods to help us with that! However, you don't always have to have mods to make the game a little more fun, and here's one example of that! Calendar ideas!

🌼 S P R I N G

Calendar day ideas /

🌼 Egg hunt day / set up your calendar to have the cute little bouncy flower bunny come and celebrate while colorful eggs pop up around your home! Take spring pictures, dress in matching outfits and have a picnic outside!

T r a d i t i o n s / Egg hunt, flower bunny

🌼 Spring break / Take a week off with your family to go on a vacation, maybe to the beach, or even the woods for memories to last a lifetime.

T r a d i t i o n s / Go on a vacation or travel

🌼 Spring cleaning / Take time to clean your house, move some things around, get rid of things. Start fresh!

T r a d i t i o n s / Cleaning

🌼 Earth day / Plant some flowers, herbs or vegetables, tend to your garden, pick up trash and maybe go help someone else with their garden too.

T r a d i t i o n s / Gardening, cleaning

🌼 April fool's / Do mischief and silly things to other sims, maybe prank some toilets or buzz some hands, who knows maybe you'll find something about mischief that tickles your fancy.

T r a d i t i o n s / Mischief spirit

🌼 Mother's day / Have your littles make spring crafts for mom, help to make her breakfast, or serve up some tea or lemonade. Head over to her house for a visit if you're on your own and spend the day together maybe even go to the spa!

T r a d i t i o n s / Give flowers, give gifts, tell stories, thankful spirit

🌼 Spring fling/dance / Take your sims to a spring formal where you can dance the night away (preferably not the cowpoke) and dress in light pastels for sweet matching photos.

T r a d i t i o n s / Party spirit, art & music spirit

🌼 Flower festival / Head on over to a flower field, and give flowers to those you hold dear. Spend the day outside enjoying nature or putting a flower crown in your hair and soak in the sun while you take a stroll.

T r a d i t i o n s / Give flowers

🌼 Love/Valentine's day / Take your loved one on a date to a romantic spot you wouldn't normally go. Make sure to enjoy each other's company and no phones allowed! Slow dance under the moonlight, or steal a kiss under the stars. Don't have someone? Make it a gal/palentines day instead! Enjoy spending time with your favorite friends watching movies, having popcorn or even indulging in a pillow fight.

T r a d i t i o n s / Go on a date, [or if single, invite guests], romantic spirit, watch romantic tv

🌼 Daddy/Daughter dance / Take your little princess to a dance she'll never forget. Dress up in matching colors and treat her like she's the queen for the day! Take lots of pictures to forever remember that special day.

T r a d i t i o n s / Art & music spirit

🌴 S U M M E R

Calendar day ideas /

🌴 Father's day / Celebrate good old dad with some summer crafts, a bbq, and a hang out by the pool. Toss a football around, maybe kick back a few EAPA's and have a day to remember with your pops.

T r a d i t i o n s / Bar-B-Que, drinking, give gifts, tell stories, thankful spirit

🌴 Summer vacation / Take a week off with the family to the beach and celebrate the summer while the kids are out of school and enjoy times in the sand, swimming in the ocean, and even catching some fish!

T r a d i t i o n s / Go on a vacation or travel

🌴 Slip 'n Slide day / Take the fun of the sun outside and enjoy a day full of water! Head over to the water park in San Sequoia, or bring it home with a splash pad and water balloons. Spend all day in your bathing suit and maybe even...streak?

T r a d i t i o n s / Water fun, streak? ;)

🌴 Sulani/festival day / Find out when your local festivals are happening for Sulani and/or Mt. Komorebi and visit them on these days to celebrate the culture of the world. You won't want to miss the turtle hatching or festival of lights!

T r a d i t i o n s / Go on a vacation or travel, fireworks

🌴 Summer camp / Have your kids head off to "summer camp" where they can go somewhere off the lot for a week or two and enjoy what it feels like when they're in school! Create a camp for them to attend and bring them back into the house after a week or two, unless they're homesick. Then bring them back sooner.

T r a d i t i o n s / Go on a vacation or travel

🌴 Family camping trip / Head off to Granite Falls and enjoy camping with the family. Really rough it together and only bring tents, bug spray, and some food and water. See who lasts the longest without a comfy bed.

T r a d i t i o n s / Go on a vacation or travel

🌴 Simchella/Music fest / Enjoy Simchella for your sims to head to a music festival in Oasis Springs and have the time of their lives!

T r a d i t i o n s / Art & music spirit, drinking

🎃 F A L L

Calendar day ideas /

🎃 Neighborhood potluck / Throw a party and have your neighbors bring food to share for a neighborhood potluck. Share stories, drinks, and company as the leaves start to change for the season.

T r a d i t i o n s / Invite guests, tell stories, party spirit

🎃 Trick or treating / Bring your littles to a special trick or treat neighborhood where you can enjoy candy and perfect spots for pictures!

T r a d i t i o n s / Spooky spirit, trick or treat, wear costumes

🎃 Day of the dead / Make your departed loved one's favorite foods, dance to their favorite music, talk about them with family members and enjoy the memories you had with them. If you can go visit them, bring a candle or a small token to put at their resting place in remembrance.

T r a d i t i o n s / Remembrance

🎃 Family pumpkin carving / Invite family and friends over to sip cider and carve pumpkins! Set up stations and have a contest, and when they're all done display them at the front door for all of the welcome wagon to see.

T r a d i t i o n s / Invite guests, spooky spirit, sports tv

🎃 Visiting the pumpkin patch / A perfect place to go and take pictures, pick the perfect pumpkin, and enjoy the crisp weather is at a pumpkin patch! Visit the local pumpkin patch for all of this, and more.

T r a d i t i o n s / Go on a vacation or travel, thankful spirit

🎃 Bonfire night / Have a giant bonfire for all of your friends to celebrate the last of warm and longer nights. Enjoy drinks, roasting marshmallows and singing songs while reminiscing about how fast time goes by.

T r a d i t i o n s / Fire, tell stories, thankful spirit

❄️ W I N T E R

Calendar day ideas /

❄️ Welcoming Winter / This day is when there's the first snow! Head outside, build a snowman, make a snow angel, bake a warm pie, or stay inside and cozy up by the fire and read a book. Nothing is more special than welcoming winter.

T r a d i t i o n s / Baking, fire, festive spirit

❄️ Winter holiday / Take a vacation to Mt. Komorebi and enjoy the slopes where you can try skiing or snowboarding for the first time! If you're not feeling adventurous head over to the bathhouse and steam up in the sauna.

T r a d i t i o n s / Go on a vacation or travel, festive spirit

❄️ Winterfest Eve / Celebrate with the family the day before Winterfest. Have a special dinner, sing songs, maybe open a present or two, and have a great evening. Dress in red and green for beautiful pictures!

T r a d i t i o n s / Attend a holiday ceremony, festive lighting, festive spirit, give gifts, grand meal, invite guests, open presents

❄️ Present wrapping/buying / Take a day to go and buy gifts for your loved ones, and make sure you take the time to get something for each person as everyone is unique! Think about checking plopsy, or maybe your little one wants the latest gaming console!

T r a d i t i o n s / Festive spirit

❄️ Go see the giant tree and ice skate / Winterfest is never complete without visiting an ice skating rink or sipping on some hot cocoa while it snows. Take a day to go and see the beautiful Winterfest trees and ice skate to capture the true magic of the season.

T r a d i t i o n s / Festive spirit

❤️ Mods to enhance your calendar /

more holiday icons by littlemssam

random holiday traditions by littlemssam

custom holiday traditions by kiarasims

summer camp by adeepindigo

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actuallysaiyan · 3 months

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Take Me To Dinner First(Nanami Kento x Gojo Satoru)

warnings: smut, male x male, character x character, no reader, oral sex(male receiving), slight fluff, mentions to previous intimacy between Nanami and Gojo pairings: Nanami Kento x Gojo Satoru summary: Gojo surprises Nanami for his birthday...in more ways than one. a/n: my first fic with character x character! Hope you all enjoy!

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“Knock knock,” Gojo’s voice sounds out from the hallway. His hands are full as he reaches Nanami’s office door.

Nanami looks up from his work and sighs. “What do you want, Gojo?”

Gojo practically prances over t0 the younger man’s desk. He places a few packages down as well as a beautifully decorated gourmet cake. The icing spells out: “Happy Birthday Nanamin”, much to Nanami’s chagrin. He’s not fond of celebrating his birthday. It only reminds him that he’s one year older and that he can’t celebrate with Haibara.

“Happy birthday!” Gojo cheers before leaning in to kiss Nanami’s cheek.

Nanami freezes. He wasn’t expecting this from Gojo. The gifts and the cake, yes. But The kiss? No. Not that. He looks up at Gojo and sighs.

“You know I’m not the most fond of sweets.” Nanami explains.

Gojo frowns, “But it’s your birthdaayyyyyy,”

Kento sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. He’s a little impatient with the situation, but his heart is melting. For Gojo to even remember that today was his birthday, it meant a lot to Kento. He finally begins to open some of the gifts.

A new tie, a brand new top of the line electric razor, some monogrammed socks, and a few passes to go to the fancy spa that Gojo sometimes frequents. Nanami is quite impressed. He reaches for the cake, but Gojo slaps his hand lightly.

“I’ve got a better idea!”

Nanami raises an eyebrow as he watches Gojo lock the door. Then when the tall man returns, Nanami feels his heart racing. Gojo gets down on his knees.

“W-what are you doing?” Nanami asks, a little breathless.

“Awh, can’t I take care of my little kohai on his birthday? Can’t I give you something better than a cake, Nanaminnnn~”

Gojo’s voice was way too flirty. Nanami could feel his cock twitching in his expensive dress pants as Gojo begins to unbuckle his belt. Nanami gasps when Gojo removes his blindfold. It’s been a while since Kento has seen those beautiful blue eyes.

Satoru chuckles softly as Kento eagerly raises his hips to help take his pants off faster. Then when Satoru gently palms Kento’s cock through his boxers, Nanami lets out the cutest moan that Satoru has ever heard from his underclassman.

Kento is thick, long and sensitive. Gojo loves being able to do this for him. It’s been a long time since they were intimate and he knows he’s going to enjoy every minute of it. Satoru begins stroking him, making Kento grunt softly.

“You sound so fucking sexy,” Gojo comments before licking the tip. “So sensitive, huh?”

Nanami pouts. “Shut up. I’m not—ahhh fuck, please Gojo.”

Gojo smirks before he wraps his lips around the tip of Kento’s cock. This is heaven for both men. The way Gojo uses his tongue around the weeping tip already has Nanami shuddering.

Gojo looks up at the blond man, watching as he squirms and shudders with every bob of his senpai’s head. Gojo moans around Kento’s thick cock and he’s savoring the musky flavor of his precum. Nanami grips onto the arms of his desk chair so hard. He feels his balls drawing up already.

“Gojo, wait, wait—ah fuck, please I can’t last much longer.”

Gojo pulls off Kento's cock, stroking him lazily as he looks up at the man. He smirks before giving the tip a little sloppy kiss and lapping up all the precum gathered there.

“Can’t last that long, huh? Where did all your stamina go, hmm?”

The teasing is making Nanami’s head spin. Gojo’s hands are incredibly soft as he strokes Nanami’s cock. Then there’s a loud moan that erupts from Nanami’s lips as Gojo deepthroats him in one movement. It’s been a very long time since anyone has deepthroated Nanami.

A guttural groan rumbles in Kento’s chest as he feels the knot in his stomach tighten impossibly tight. Pants and whines fall from his lips as Gojo swallows around him. Nanami clutches Gojo’s hair and bucks his hips a few times as he falls over the edge. A loud moan erupts from him as he spills his seed down Gojo’s throat.

Gojo swallows it all eagerly. Then he slowly pulls off Nanami’s cock. He then leans up and kisses Nanami, which surprises the younger man. They kiss passionately for a few moments.

“Happy birthday, Kento. Hope that was a nice surprise for you.” Gojo says as he gets up on his feet and places the blindfold on his face.

Kento pants and laughs. “It wasn’t what I was expecting. But…thank you.”

Gojo opens the cake and retrieves a slice. He begins feeding it to Nanami.

“Next time,” Nanami says between bites of the gourmet cake. “Take me to dinner first.”

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hayleythesugarbowl · 5 months

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rachel green x reader headcanons

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ masterlist • f•r•i•e•n•d•s masterlist ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

a/n: we’re all a little in love with rachel right? on a mission to write hcs for all the friends characters 💋🩰

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dating rachel would include…

ok so you and rachel first met at her office

wow, it’s not like she’s ever done that before. *cough* gavin, tag, mark (kinda) *cough*

what i’m saying is miss girl has a type

so you both worked in the same department and she started to develop a crush on you

one night when you were both working late

you started talking and it eventually led to you making out on her desk

aaand you’ve been dating ever since

her friends were a little skeptical at first of her relationship with her coworker

but eventually as they all got to know you, you became one of the group

ross took longer than the rest of them to warm up to you ‘because of the history’

honestly rachel spoils you

always giving you fashion advice and buying you clothes

“oh, honey, this looks so good on you. and, you know, now you can throw out those old ones’

she loves your butt

calls you sweetie

does that thing when you’re holding hands where she traces your hand with her finger

pillow princess

she writes little sticky notes for you and puts them all over your apartment and in your pockets

and she always smells so good

she drags you along to all of these spas places and you guys have spa days

she’s really good at giving gifts

not so great at receiving them

‘oh, sweetie, i love it. it’s beautiful!’

‘rach, do you want the receipt?’

‘no! …. actually, can i just hold onto it?’

but she tries really hard to return only the stuff she really doesn’t want

when you all do things as a group you and rach are always sneaking off to go spend some time alone

like once when ross brought all of you along on a muesem tour

and you and rachel were bored

(you can only make fun of abstract art for so long)

so you snuck off to see if you could find something more interesting

and ended up getting caught ‘frolicking’, as the museum guard put it, behind a sculpture of a past president

‘wow, a public place, (y/n)! i don’t know, it’s kind of thrilling! i feel like joey!’

ross was furious

‘i can’t believe you two! in a place of integrity and knowledge!’

to which rachel said

‘i don’t know, ross. i saw a lot of people doing what me and (y/n) were doing in some of those greek paintings back there.’

and that ended that conversation

you guys get to spend almost every second together, what with seeing each other at work as well as outside of it

and sometimes it’s hard pretending not to be a couple at your job

lots of sneaky little touches 🤭

all of her friends love you so much and think you bring out the best in her

(and joey just likes watching you two together)

you guys couldn’t be happier and rachel loves you so much

…even more than weekend at bernie’s

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ˋ°•*⁀➷ hope guys enjoyed!! check out my other friends hcs on my masterlist and have a lovely day!! 🎀🖇️

#rachel green #rachel green x reader #rachel green x reader headcanons #rachel green headcanons #f•r•i•e•n•d•s #friends x reader #friends headcanons #friends imagines #friends tv #fanfiction #fanfic #reader insert #x reader #headcanon #friends

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dramioneasks · 7 months

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Valentine's Day Fics (2024)

The Valentine Snitch by NotInWonderlandAnymore - E, one-shot - What happens when Pansy Parkinson gets a hold of Hermione Granger's adorable Valentine Snitch she made earlier that day while teaching crafts to children at the library? She puts it on Draco's desk. Obviously. Snitches give Snitches in this fun one-shot just in time for Valentine's Day.

7 days before Valentine'day by Glitterpuline - E, 8 chapters - It's almost Valentine's Day, and Hermione is returning from a mission to attend her parents' wedding anniversary. Follow her crazy week, between surprise pregnancy, wedding anniversary and first love...

Valentine’s Day by GirlInPeriwinkleBlue - E, 2 chapters - Draco overheard that his wife was a little…unsatisfied.

The Best Valentine’s Day of His Life by Dizzle00 - E, one-shot - Draco was sitting on the end, waiting for her, but there wasn’t room for one more arse on the bench. In other words, it worked out exactly the way she had hoped. She’d left her knickers and robes behind that morning, wearing only her sweater and skirt, with a plan to give Draco the best Valentine’s Day of his life. OR Hermione wants to give Draco the best Valentine’s Day gift ever! Sex in the Great Hall.

Valentine's Day In The Room Of Requirement by elcieford - T, one-shot - "Another Valentine’s Day and I find I’m back here in the Room of Hidden Things. Or Requirement. Whatever makes your swotty brain feel better about calling it. Why does this day make me think of you? Why do I feel the need to write to you again? Admittedly, I hate myself for it, especially as I know I’m going to continue on with this letter. Maybe next year I’ll have pulled my stupid head out of my stupid arse." Or - Every Valentine's Day Draco finds himself writing to the one witch everyone thinks he hates... which he does. Doesn't he?

Hermione’s Valentine’s Day by AimeeDaraLyon - T, one-shot -DRABBLE. When Hermione steps into her office on a dull grey Tuesday, she finds her office filled with a lot of Valentine’s Day gifts. To avoid any more love declarations she goes home to work from there. Even at home she is still bothered, but this one is not too bad.

(Not) Valentine's Day by Over__watch - E, one-shot - It's Valentine's Day again. Hermione, single for years now, decides to escape the blinde dates or the group dinners organized by her friends to not make her feel alone and agrees to participate to a magical congress held on the Alps, Italy. She wants peace, relax and maybe a SPA treatment, but in that same hotel she will find something (and someone) who have been missing for too long in her life. Good Not-Valentine's Day to you all.

#valentine's #dramione

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wintfleur · 3 months

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₊˚ෆ stella’s relationship with daisy !

━━━ ❛ if you go I’m goin’ too, cause it was always you

ᡣ𐭩 BASICS !

when did they meet Stella(7) and Daisy(8) met at a figure skating competition in Toronto, Canada , they didn't talk to each other , both of them being too shy. They first talked when they ran into each other at Luke's hockey game that was held at the same rink on the same day. Additionally, David – Daisy’s twin brother – played against Luke’s team often, which often led to the Ahns and the Hughes’ often running into one another.

their first impressions of each other:

to say daisy was impressed (and a little intimidated) by stella’s skills was an understatement. though daisy was never a shy child, watching stella perform before definitely made her a little nervous to perform. but by the time they went to dinner with the hughes, daisy made it a note to speak to her – complimenting stella on her amazing performance.

Stella was in awe as she watched daisy skate, it was obvious that she was very talented and loved the sport. Stella really wanted to become friends with her since she struggled making friends with the other girls. They finally got the chance to speak to each other when their families went out to dinner – and the girls immediately clicked!

favorite memory they have of each other

Stella’s favorite memory of her and daisy, is when the young girls had to go out of state for a figure skating competition with their moms and they decided to let the two girls share their own hotel room (they were next door and there was a connecting door to the rooms – but still the idea of them having their own room was exciting to them) they stayed up way to late eating sweets, listening to music that turned into a playful dance battle, and doing the silly quizzes in the magazines. They ended up falling asleep in the same bed as they watched mamma mia.

Daisy’s favourite memory between her and Stella has got to be the first time Daisy stayed with Stella and her family in Michigan for the summer. The pair of them naturally had to share a room — being the only two girls — spending the entire summer together. Though Daisy was incredibly homesick — due to it being her first time away from her entire family for a long period of time — being around Stella made it easier, as the pair of them did activities like swimming together and curling up on the sofa watching their favourite movies. Daisy had brought her little spa/makeup kit, and the duo spent an entire afternoon giving each other (and Stella’s brothers) makeovers.

ᡣ𐭩 DETAILS !

songs that represent them

birds of a feather – billie eilish

byob (bring your own best friend) – billlie

ribs – lorde

miracle – txt

chiquitita – abba

invisible string – taylor swift

friends – bts

their contact names for each other

daisy’s (for Stella): pretty dahee 🌷

stella’s (for daisy): my favorite hughes 🌸

contact photos

their tropes sunshine!stella x sunshine protector!daisy, sun x moon, twin flames, sisters from another mister, found family, first friend, bad bitch with a baddie friend

nicknames

stella’s (from daisy): stells, estella, byeol (star in korean), superstar, princess, “the best hughes child”

daisy’s (from stella): babygirl, wife, pretty, petals, dahee (dramatically drags out the e), honey, “the prettiest ahn”

their love languages

stella’s: physical touch, words of affirmation, quality time.

daisy’s: acts of service, gift giving, physical touch.

favorite things to do together baking, karaoke, dancing, shopping, buying and opening kpop albums together, watching kdramas, skating together, getting mani-pedi’s together, coloring

ᡣ𐭩 THEIR THINGS !

long study dates

sitting on the kitchen floor and sharing secrets at 3am

trying each others foods + drinks when they order different things

impromptu day trips

eating ice cream in daisy’s car

filming tik tok dances/trends

long conversations about the future

staying up late to play video games

matching pjs

sharing their netflix passwords and ect.

making each other playlists

holding hands even when they are upset with each other

getting drunk and watching kdramas in daisy’s apartment

ᡣ𐭩 FUN FACTS !

Stella and Daisy love going to concerts together!

They have been to many kpop concerts; ateez, txt, enhypen, twice and aespa

They went to coachella 2023 and 2024

stella was one of the first people to help daisy with her english; daisy teaching her korean in return

whenever their families go on trips together, stella and daisy always insist on sitting/rooming together.

once on a plane ride, they were seated in front of each other instead of beside, so they passed notes between the cracks of the seats.

daisy often features stella on her videos on youtube and vice versa, the pair of them often vlogging their little dates together

on stella’s 18th birthday, daisy gifted stella an expensive bracelet with a heartfelt card – getting herself one of her own so they’d match. it’s one of the only pieces of jewelry daisy wears every day.

fights between the pair are few and far between, though if they end up having a more serious argument, it doesn’t take long for them to make amends.

given how long they’ve known each other, daisy and stella know each other like the backs of their hands. they often tell each other things they don’t even tell their siblings – who of which they’re both close to.

daisy was one of the first people to know about stella and rutger’s relationship, and in turn, daisy told stella about luke and ethan as soon as it happened.

with this, daisy was also one of the first to know about her impromptu departure to seoul, following stella and luke’s argument.

stella is the one who got daisy to be a little more extroverted in university.

daisy used to have a crush on stella’s brother jack, while stella still has a crush on daisies older brother jihoon

they often tease each other about this

au masterlist - you can find everything under #👩🏻‍🎨 ͡ ꒱ Stella Hughes

and everything Stella and Daisy under #໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა : stella and daisy

link too daisy’s au!

˖ ་ 💭 roro’s notes ( Stella and daisy own my heart , Daisy is the wonderful oc who’s made by the wonderful @qoqurt we can honestly talk for ours about our girls , I’m so happy with all that we have come up with for them , and I can’t wait for what else we come up with !! )

°. — taglist ( @cixrosie @toasttt11 @bunbunbl0gs @petite-potato4 @winterbarnesblog @yoontwin @iceflwers )

#👩🏻‍🎨 ͡ ꒱ Stella Hughes!#⋆ ˚｡⋆୨👩🏻‍🎨୧˚ stella hughes au!#໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა : stella and daisy #hockey x oc #nhl x oc #hockey fluff #hockey imagine #nhl imagine #rutger mcgroarty au #hughes sister #hughes!oc #hughes!sister #original character #nhl x reader #nhl blurb

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ghuleh-recs · 6 months

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In honor of the wonderful @angellayercake's birthday I've made us all a mixtape of some of her greatest hits (in my humble opinion)! She is such a lovely, adorable, talented, and kind person. It is common knowledge that Cake writes the Terzo of all time. He is a fully realized human person in her work--funny, flawed, and dreamy as fuck. In the list below you'll find incredible characterization, enchanting romance, and smut that will make your brain melt right out of your damn head. Please consider leaving a comment or two as a lil bday gift for our girl! She deserves it ♡

recs under the cut!

Kiss me just to kiss me - Terzo x Reader - G, 900 words

Papa struggles not to let his mask slide in front of a sibling of sin.

Banchetto - Terzo x Reader - E, 22.1k (wip)

Papa Emeritus III is struggling to adapt to his life after the Ghost project but perhaps some good homemade Italian food will do the trick.

Pastimes for a Retired Papa - Terzo x Reader - E, 21.9k

So in my mind the Papas were not murdered they all just moved away from the main base of the Ministry to enjoy their retirement. Primo is definitely in the place that has the best gardens tending to his beloved plants. Secondo moved to a bustling city where he could party to his heart's content. But what of Terzo? Our darling Papa III, so dedicated to the proliferation of the female orgasm. Where would he choose to spend his retirement? You, a stressed and overworked woman who has just been recommended the services of The Ministry's Spa Resort, may be about to find out.

Give Me Your Best Copper Kiss - Cardinal Copia x Reader - E, 9.3k

You have spent your whole adult life at the Abbey thinking that the Church of Satan would allow you to fulfill your life calling but so far you had been disappointed. The arrival of a new Cardinal at the Abbey renews your passion for your faith and you hope he will bring the change you have been craving. And that you will be the one to help him.

The perks of working for Papa - Terzo x Reader - E, 1.5k

After a hectic morning Papa asks his assistant to have breakfast with him. (read part 1 here!)

from this slumber you will wake when true love's kiss the spell shall break - Terzo x Reader - M, series

Attending to the Veneration of Relics is a time consuming if boring task for a newly appointed sibling of sin and you can't help wondering what was so special about the Emeritus brothers, especially the Third.

Pomegranate Noir - Terzo x Reader - E, 4.8k

Papa Emeritus III knows the perfect way to unwind after a stressful day. Will you be willing to assist?

Si Padrona - Cardinal Copia x Reader - E, 5.2k

Copia, femdom, ass worship, pegging. Thats it!

𖤐 you know the drill: bookmark, read, and leave kudos/comments!

Did I forget your favorite? You've got a standing invitation from me to add your own rec and reblog ♡

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNNN!!!#birthday mixtape #my fic recs #the band ghost #the band ghost fanfiction #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus terzo #terzo x reader #papa emeritus iii x reader #cardinal copia x reader #spicy tag #reader insert

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trashytoastboi · 4 months

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Day of Lust - Asmodeus

~SFW Alphabet~

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

💅🏻 Affection, affection and more affection. Asmo is absolutely affectionate without a care for location, it’s a constant for him. Everything from kisses, holding hands, holding you or even running his fingers through your hair. He finds a deep sense of solace and validation through physical touch and affection, not only is his sin heavily related to touch and sensation but you elevate it to a completely new level. Asmo feels he can convey so much through touch and feels more honest intention being expressed through it. From his side and from your side as well, it’s something he can instinctively tell your thoughts, your emotions. Those gentle touches when you’re checking up on him, or when you’re excited and you hold his hand a little tighter while explaining something you enjoy. Asmo will call you cute, but he really appreciates you always keeping up with him and his affectionate whims. He will tone it down if he senses you don’t want to be smothered in the moment.

B = Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

💅🏻 Asmo is definitely the hype you up kind of best friend, he occasionally will feed your ‘bad’ decisions but rest assured he’ll never let you get a hairstyle you’ll regret. He loves offering unhinged advice, listening to your tea, spilling his own and shit talking the haters. He always listens to your ranting, granted that you listen to his as well. He’s the one that encourages you to enter your villain arc and be the best version of yourself. Your activities include shopping dates, dinner and spa days. Asmo loves instances of self care and enjoys things like having foodie experiences at cute and new cafes, clothing shopping and everything in between. Any excuse for some TLC best believe Asmo is there and on board for it. He also loves acting as your personal stylist and is really good at it.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle)

💅🏻 Asmo is a big fan of cuddles, especially with a good show and fluffy blankets. It’s calming and provides him with a very necessary downtime that he needs after constantly being a socialite, it’s an exhausting venture afterall. It’s also one of the few times when Asmo isn’t worried about having to give his all and expend his energy, rather it’s restful for him. He’s definitely the little spoon in the equation and he will act cute just to get his way. You find it hard to refuse when Asmo is batting his long eyelashes at you with a slight pout to his lips and a pleading look in his eyes. Curse Asmo for being so adorable and knowing EXACTLY how to get you riled up and sad for him.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

💅🏻 He gets a 0/10 for his domestic skills. Unless we’re talking about when he pulls out his cute little housewife aesthetic (purely fashion wise) then it’s a 10/10. Expect girl dinners, no cooking skills. Should Asmo actually be left to cook you can just imagine your meal to consist of half frozen chicken nuggets, an apple and celery. He’d rather order takeout, (and he does). He hates cleaning because it could ruin his nails or get his clothes dirty in doing so. He can’t have that happen. As for the settling down aspect he’s in between about it, Asmo knows he is a gift to the devildom, to the whole world and three realms really. It would be absolutely selfish of him to confine himself to a single partner.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

💅🏻 “It’s not me, it’s you.” Dumps, rinses and repeats. He’s done it enough times to have a practiced routine and infallible script. It was different with you though, he hated it. Hated seeing just how upset you got even when you tried to hide it. He never really knew the extent of his callous words until it was time to use them on you. Before you, he never gave it any thought, it worked so why not do it? Asmo truly never took any of his previous partners seriously and thus never dwelled on the breakups, he’d have his breakup on Friday, a date on Saturday and thus it repeated. With you it was vastly different, it lingered, it hurt and it bothered him. He went home, only did half his usual skin routine before creating a sad girl hours playlist and eating Beels ice cream.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quickly would they want to get married.)

💅🏻 Asmo would not want to get married very quickly. He loves the idea of the wedding attire plus all the glitz and glamor of it, with that in mind he understands the appeal but as for actual married life not so much. Asmo knows he can’t keep himself to one person, again revisiting the point of depriving the world of himself. He’s got way too much to give in different ways and restricting himself to just one person would be utterly tragic. Asmo doesn’t want misunderstanding to arise, you’ll always be his absolute number 1.5 (1 is him, but you’re special so you’re ranked as 1.5) he tells you that everyone else is like squabbling concubines in comparison and you’re his positive favorite :)

G = Gentle (How gentle are they? Both physically and emotionally.)

💅🏻 Very gente physically, he can be rough when he wants to be ;) (time and place sweetheart), emotionally 50/50, he can say some pretty unhinged and occasionally toxic things. Unintentionally or intentionally you never know. Asmo does get a rise from making you jealous and the things he does to achieve the reaction he desires is anything but kind. He’s getting better the more he learns that you don’t like being toyed with especially by his capricious nature. You’ve had your fair share of fights because of his behavior and while he’ll defend and deflect saying he doesn’t get why you’re so upset over nothing (Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.) You try to explain how it makes you feel and slowly he’s starting to understand that you are genuinely invested in him and the relationship and his nonsense won’t be tolerated when he acts like he’s playing with you. On the other hand he’s encouraging and tells you to live your best life and will help you with that.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

💅🏻 Loves hugs! The way in which he gives hugs is dependent on his outfit though, if it’s something that will crumple easily then you’ll just have to settle for air hugs. He loves you, he really does, however Asmo doesn’t want to walk around in wrinkled clothes that make it seem that he doesn’t know how to keep his clothes in perfect condition. Most of the time he’d be the one to initiate the hug and it’s the safer option to let him do so. He enjoys very intimate hugs, ones where he can pull you in real close by your waist and sneak a few kisses on your face and neck. Also if he’s had a bad day he likes just being hugged by you, burying his face in your neck while just recharging from the day.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-Word)

💅🏻 Asmo says it almost instantly, for anything he likes and even called you the love of his life before you were together. The difference is the degree to which he actually means it. Asmo throws the words around easily so it’s hard to put the emotional stock into it. You’ll know when he’s saying it seriously and when he honestly means it. The words feel different, not as shallow as they usually are. He’s sincere and the words convey that. You’ve heard the L word, the L bomb whatever you want to call it and over time the sincerity changed and Asmo came to realize the weight of his words.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

💅🏻 Asmo gets jealous and surprisingly not for the reasons you’d think. He’d get jealous overthinking when your attention was fixated elsewhere. He’s not worried about you seeing other people but he wants (demands) your undivided attention when he is there and present. Anything less than 110% of your attention is absolutely illegal in his books and he’ll sulk. He’ll pout and make a few self-deprecating comments about how clearly he isn’t worth your time and he’ll do the most to guilt trip you into feeling bad. Of course he doesn’t mean any of the negative things he’ll say about himself though Asmo knows you’ll respond to those comments and praise him to prove them wrong. Also the false self deprecating comments are better than saying mean things to you directly.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

💅🏻 Sensual and appetitive. He’s got kisses for every mood and occasion, maybe Asmo’s just trying to wow you with his kissing skills. He loves demonstrating how he ties cherry stems with his tongue and will demonstrate by doing it on your tongue rather than a cherry stem. (Brings a whole new meaning to being tongue tied) He likes the little innocent pecks, all the way to the full blown make out sessions that leave you breathless. He knows the gentle sultriness that kissing brings. Your lips, ears, neck, face, shoulders…Everywhere really he likes giving you kisses. They’re wordless instances of his affection for you. You noticed that he never does the cute little butterfly kisses or chaste type with other people. It’s exclusively reserved for you. Asmo loves you kissing his lips directly, his collarbones and shoulders being kissed. He finds lipstick smears really hot too and only you’re allowed to mess up his lipstick.

L = Little Ones (How are they around children?)

💅🏻 He’s apprehensive around kids, they’re messy, loud, grubby and dirty. What was sticky?? What’s this weird stain on his clothes? Did they just rub their snot covered face onto his designer cardigan? Ew, no. Kids are cute from a far distance. He definitely does not want to interact with them himself. He’s not evil enough to want to steal their candy or push them over when no ones looking because that would require touching them and again- ew. He doesn’t know where they’ve been, maybe they have rabies??? Besides, Asmo isn’t a very PG person to be around to begin with. So for their mutual benefit it’s best for Asmo and kids to avoid one another.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

💅🏻 Full course of beauty sleep is the first thing on his routine, then he’s up and at them to do a morning ritual to make sure he looks amazing for the day. He drags you along with his morning routine, you can’t really say you dislike it. Your skin has never felt or looked as great as it did after Asmo’s morning routine.He’s almost always late because of sleeping in and having to condense his extensive routine into what little time there is before classes start. Asmo is a total demon at multitasking, you didn’t think it would be possible to watch someone touch up their nails, have a face mask, eat a croissant and be styling their hair simultaneously. It’s a very trust the process thing. Not to mention how after all that he still needs to do his makeup to make sure he looks perfect.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

💅🏻 Either at home spa treatments, tea and a show OR going out to the latest social scene. Asmo needs to be on top of things to create content for his Devilgram account and having to be at the hottest places and gatherings. Asmo can sometimes make you feel like an accessory at these parties since he’s very intent on socializing with EVERYONE and you sort of end up getting dragged around at his pace. He’s too focused on everything else to be fully attentive to you and the party sometimes gets a bit much so you’ll find a moment to slip out and just catch some fresh air.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all

💅🏻 He’s a pretty open book or so he pretends to be. There are very few things that you could learn about Asmo that you couldn’t learn from his #journal tag on his Devilgram account. He wears his heart on his sleeve or at the very least is the image he presents to the social media world. It’s once again a matter of sincerity and honesty behind those things. Most are just superficial secrets that he doesn’t care if people know them or not. Asmo however, does entrust you with his more vulnerable moments, his deeper secrets and it’s hard for him to actually say what he means sometimes because it will go against the entire image of himself that he’s tried so hard to cultivate.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

💅🏻 Is it drama? Has Asmo himself been slandered? Because he’s willing to throw perfectly manicured hands. You wouldn’t have expected Asmo to have a short fuse, that’s because he doesn’t like being angry, he believes it to be a very ugly emotion in himself. He gets crude. Loud and violent. Definitely not the type of image he wants for himself and this desire is more amplified if there are people present who will witness his ‘ugly’ side. For the most part he can be relatively chilled, willing to look the other way or find alternative ways to fight aka his petty behavior over social media. Call out posts, threads, you name it. You’d hear the most aggressive screen cracking, frantic tapping sounds as Asmo proceeds to type an ESSAY about why the other person is a two faced bitch.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing or they kind of or forget everything?)

💅🏻 Asmo remembers the important stuff, at least what he deems is important from his perspective. He can be a sweetheart and surprise you with the things you like if he remembers. He is very good at getting you little things (If he was getting something for himself he’ll remember to give some to you as well) and it’s pleasant. It makes you happy to know that he remembered it , he’ll remember small details like your favourite colours, your favorite outfits and what makes you feel confident or insecure. He’ll know your boba and coffee orders off by heart and your go to songs when you’re down and need a pick me up.

R = Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)

💅🏻 It may seem an insignificant thing to most but not to Asmo it’s probably the highlight for him. (Even though it’s a very common occurrence now) One of his fondest memories is the very first time he wore a couples outfit with you. Went out and had a date being all cute and a matching pair. He saw it, he loved it and just had to wear it with you; his favorite person. Following up with the uppercut about how adorable you look and that he loves you just sooooo much he could eat you up. Asmo said it a lot in passing but for real this time, this is when he actually meant it that he love loves you. Not a little tee hee ho ho kind of way. He is full L word, he’s hopelessly in lesbians with you. (Sorry not sorry for the Scott Pilgrim ref)

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

💅🏻 Asmo wants to know that you have his back and are in his corner. The social worlds are unforgiving and even ruthless at times. Always someone trying to start something, to start a rumour or spread around a stupid story. Asmo just wants the security in knowing that if you’d heard such a thing in passing you’d lay down the facts and dispel the rumour even if he wasn’t around to witness you doing so. He loves being protected IRL, anything that makes him feel like the pretty princess he is will get you a 5 star rating. Asmo protects you by defending from petty malice but he’s also willing to throw hands if someone is hassling you. Giving his aversions to physical violence you’d never have expected that from him but alas~

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

💅🏻 His efforts always and will always be Devilgram worthy. He wants to see every other demon turning green with envy at his anniversary posts, or the cute little relationship goal posts. He wants it to be the hottest topic of the day and so he will put in a lot of effort for dates, anniversaries, gifts and the whole shebang. It’s just a little unfortunate that you always hear about these plans from social media before you even hear it from Asmo so the surprises aren’t exactly surprises. All the anniversary surprises don’t scream surprise when you saw his story outlining how he bought, booked and planned the entire thing. Basically vlogging the entire experience.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

💅🏻 It’s a rather nasty habit that Asmo has been working on to get rid of but it’s still a trying experience. Occasionally he will dismiss your problems and excitement for his own, if you have good news to be shared pray that he doesn’t either. Because your good news will always be second to his. If you have problems it comes second best to his, he’ll even go on a tangent about why his problems are worse than yours and can say some very hurtful things like “What worries could you possibly have that’s worse than mine?” You’ve had whole arguments over how it feels like he invalidates your worries and concerns or they’re not as important as his. Asmo will apologize and explain but it usually happens again.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

💅🏻 Do you even need to ask? Asmo spends most of his waking time looking in a mirror and fixated on making sure he’s perfect. His photo roll is filled with thousands of pictures of him and he fixated on himself down to the last detail. Not a hair out of place, no smudged makeup, not a single wrinkle on his uniform. He takes pride in himself and his appearance, that you can appreciate. It’s a known fact that his vain tendencies can get in the way of other things, for example getting ready for dates means waiting around until Asmo is finally ready and then he’ll pull you in for twenty selfies before you’re actually able to leave for your date.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

💅🏻 Asmo is Asmo and while your presence is one that he loves and appreciates, chances are however, he wouldn’t miss you THAT much. He would but you know the saying, out of sight out of mind. He’d tell you that he thought about you a lot that day, and it’s true you probably took up some real estate in Asmo’s mind. Which quickly were pushed back by the slew of other things he did to distract himself. If someone was able to overcompensate and give him the attention he lacked, he could live without you. (The denial is strong in this one) Asmo would be upset no doubt but the reality is doable. He’d just find more people to fawn and fuss over him, more people to compliment him. It would be a big hole to fill but Asmo could make it work.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them)

💅🏻 Despite coming across as shallow and superficial. Asmo does provide keen thought to everything he does, not often for the right reasons but he has more depth to himself. That he hides from everyone, it’s a way of protecting himself. He’d ignore those thoughts when it doesn’t suit his mood and it’s known that he can be capricious. Asmo knows for a fact that he’s unreliable for the little things but for the things that matter he’d be an absolute rock and solid person for you. He’d pull through every time and support you when you need it the most. He’s a master at prioritizing who gets to hold a place in his heart properly.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)

💅🏻 Obvious is a lack of self care in one’s self. He doesn’t like that in people, he’s so insistent about it that you’d think he’s allergic or something. Asmo hates anyone who approaches him solely to use him whether for his popularity, connections or himself. It’s happened a multitude of times previously, each time it forces Asmo to grow more distrusting of new ‘friends’ and can very well be the reason why more of his relationships grew as superficial as they did without him ever really letting someone in or investing himself in the relationship.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

💅🏻 Asmo sleeps like the dead and he doesn’t move around much at all just in case there is unnecessary friction which can cause problems for his hair and skin. His hair isn’t as much of a worry since he got himself a customized bonnet to keep his luscious locks altogether. He has the habit of tapping the bed to feel around for you in case he forgets that he didn’t fall asleep with you the night before. He also believes in a glass of water before bed and makes sure he gets his full course of beauty sleep so he’s fresh not only in appearance but in feeling as well!

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A Compilation of Official Cyberchase Polls (part 1/?)

Hello all,

While I was digging around in the Wayback Machine for old versions of the Cyberchase website, I was able to dig up some old polls that they put out for Earthlies. There are a few distinct eras of polls that evolved as the website evolved.

The first format features Dr. Marbles and some bar-graph based machine. I was only able to get two of them to load from this area, though the Wayback machine suggests that there are more archived.

The earliest archived instance that I could find was from February 2, 2002.

Who is your favorite Cyberkid?

Inez

Jackie

Matt

Here's one from June 21, 2002.

Why do you think Hacker is so mean?

His hardware is buggy

He's a cyborg

Nobody loves him

He was just born that way

Ouch. This was from the days of the "How It All Started" webcomics, where The Hacker decided to conquer Cyberspace shortly after his birth. So, of course, this poll wasn't going to be sympathetic or nuanced.

This format was changed when the site was updated to use flash. Here's the earliest version that I could load from this era. It was from January 19, 2009.

What is your favorite breakfast?

a) Eggs b) Pancakes c) Oatmeal d) Cereal

We got this one May 8, 2009.

What will you give your mom for Mother's Day?

a) A card and flowers b) Breakfast in bed c) A homemade gift d) Write a poem or story for her

I haven't found a way to access the poll results from the first two eras. The third era of polls claims that 368 different questions were asked. Many of the poll questions have been archived, though not all of them have the answers archived. Here are a few of my favorites.

This one is labelled poll #1, so I suppose it was the first one that they asked. They started off with a bang.

If Hacker accidentally left his wig at your house, what would you do?

a) Throw it in the trash b) Let your pet play with it c) Mail it back to him d) Wear it to school

My first question would be "How on earth did he get into my house?"

This one actually has preserved results.

Throw it in the trash: 125,483 votes 50% Let your pet play with it: 65,779 votes, 26% Mail it back to him: 27,690 votes, 11% Wear it to school: 34,341 votes, 14% Total 253,293 votes, 101% I am amazed that over 250,000 votes were cast. I don't know whether the site had a way to stop people from voting multiple times, however.

Here's poll #166.

Why does Hacker want to rule Cyberspace? a) He needs lots of attention b) He has no hobbies c) He thinks it would be cool d) He likes to be the boss

Unfortunately, this one doesn't appear to have its results preserved.

Here's poll #90.

What's your favorite Jackie show?

a) EcoHaven CSE b) And They Counted Happily Ever c) A Day at the Spa d) Eureeka e) Problem Solving in Shangri-La

The phrasing is interesting on this one. Would you consider these to be "Jackie shows" specifically? The kids all contribute to the problem solutions. I could see an argument for the Shangri-La episode, since she goes away from the others and discovers the poison numbers to win the game of Nim.

EcoHaven CSE: 1,516 votes, 13% And They Counted Happily Ever: 1,595 votes, 12% A Day at the Spa: 5,522 votes, 42% Eureeka: 1,493 votes, 11% Problem Solving in Shangri-La: 2,893 votes, 22% Total: 13,019 votes, 100%

Okay, here's one more.

Should Hacker ever win an episode? a) yes b) no c) only 1 episode!! d) never!! This one is fun to think about. A lot of fans love the shocking ending to the first part of Snelfu Snafu, where The Hacker takes over Cyberspace. Alot of fans also love the Transformatron Arc. While the kids were able to save some Cybersites during that arc, the episodes ended with The Hacker slipping away with another part to his infernal machine.

Unfortunately, this is another one where the results weren't archived.

I may post more of these later. I may even turn some of them into Tumblr polls.

#cyberchase #2000s #nostalgia #cartoon #pbs kids #2000s childhood

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A Little Moxxie Love party 5

Teaser Imp

When it came to the natural born native demons of hell, the variety of species was akin to snowflakes with many looking plenty unique and diverse between each other and among themselves especially when it came to the social pecking order. With the figurative bottom rung of course being occupied by imps and hellhounds to name a few though the latter were often valued for their heightened senses and their natural strength and speed but of course Hell wasn't without its own share of distinct hell-beast folk, key among them in this case being Hell-Horses. Unlike the more primal quadrupedal flaming horses, these mares and stallions consist of centaurs and those that can walk on two feet like most, with both breeds highly valued for their natural gifts of good looks and amazing speed which makes them highly valued for fashion show pageants and racing respectively ensuring that Hell-horses as a result prospered very well in terms of financial care of wealthy patrons among Hell's social elite. Now of course being as equine as they were, this lead to the aforementioned clients often engaging in a common practice used especially with race horses in the living world wherein some owners would arrange for their best high quality mares and stallions to mate and breed together, thus ensuring children that would have the best qualities of both parents making for very bright futures for them BUT there was a small wrinkle to the matter.

Hell Stallions you see, like their primal kin in the living world, had very narcissistic, obnoxious personalities being borderline sex pest perverts who in spite of their physiques and endowments were also absolute failures when it came to sexual performance. In other words, "wham, bam thank you ma'am, may I have another?" so of course Hell Mares naturally hated their partners on sight and thus were in need of a means by which they could be coaxed into estrus hence many notable researchers looked into it and found that the equine beauts responded well to the presence and company of other demons who were more pleasant in terms of personality and of course more easier on the eyes than the brawny meathead frat boys that were their own kind. Particularly and especially demons who were the rare few within in Hell that didn't have their general mindset set to the default of being an overall shitty person, the diamonds in the rough as it were, who of course would spend sometime charming the mares to a point that as soon as they were in the mood? The stallions could pounce and do their job and thus this leads to the situation a certain sweet possum of ours finds himself in at this very moment.

Moxxie much to his chagrin and confusion had found a local blueblood had sent an escort entourage to pick him up and bring him on over for a task he'd been hired for, not that Blitzo had bothered to argue or ask questions, soon as he saw the fancypants was loaded, he had Moxxie haul ass and go do what he had to for that fat paycheck!! Of course soon as he arrived at the sort of fancy digs a rich demon outside of an Ars Goetia could enjoy, he was informed of why he'd been brought here which was to be a teaser for the guy's Hell Mares to whom he was introduced to of as they were in the midst of their daily spa treatment and even among Hell Mares, it could be well said that they were absolute beauties. Going by the names of Elaine and Mojita, they were quite the pair of stunners with the former an exotic blue eyed blonde mare with milk chocolate fur and the latter silver haired and having a colour pattern common with red and Snow White fur and lucky little Moxxie had the task of getting them into just the right mood for a couple of Hell stallions’ enjoyment. All Moxxie could think at this moment was two simp,e words to best sum up this predicament. “Ooh crumbs……”

But of course nerves aside, Moxxie managed to muster up a little well, moxxie as he took to doing what he’d been hired for, work his charm on the horse woman duo as much as necessary to get them in the mood for their potential baby daddies. A few rounds of audio relaxation therapy playing guitar or violin here, an hour or so of massaging their firm, strong thicc furry bodies there and a bit of wine and dine with a candlelit dinner and the mares we’re finding their moods improving exceptionally well. To say nothing of how drawn they were feeling towards the little imp but of course their owners figured that was no problem, that was part of his job as the teaser after all. If just having them in the room for him to lay their eyes on could get them good and wet then their designated stallions of choice would be good and ready to do the deed.

But of course their pending breeding date with their designated stallions was the furthest thing from Elaine and Mojita’s minds as they found themselves becoming quite enamoured with their sweetheart of a teaser. Such a poetic romantic and to say nothing of how he made them feel like royalty, it just made them envy his wife for getting so lucky in love, hell why couldn’t he be the baby daddy instead? But of course as if thinking as one as they knew they each bith had the exact same idea, the hellmare duo shared a look as they began to make a simple but effective plan. Ooh they’d see to it their owners would get their money’s worth in their best races having skme optimal future champions, just that it’d be more on their terms and their terms alone, thank you and fuck you so very much!!

When the time had finally arrived, Moxxie found himself sitting shirtless on what was unofficially the cuckold couch in the private love room, awaiting Elaine and Mojita who were no doubt getting prettied up. After all just because they were about to have some obnoxious blowhard stallions go jackrabbit on them didn’t mean they couldn’t look a little fabulous and sexy. Speaking of the stallions, whose names Moxxie didn’t really care enough to learn, they came into the room like overgrown jock frat boys they were, wearing needlessly shameless things designed to highlight and show off those ridiculous dicks of theirs. They reminded him way too much of his ex as they posed and flexed in a way that even Johnny Bravo would think they were being obnoxious, no doubt prepping to show off for the ladies whose worlds they were to set to rock, how these chumps were considered baby daddy material for some champion racing hellmares was beyond him.

But before the dumbasses could even get around to ditching their things and whipping out their worthless dicks, the doors shut and locked behind them. Revealing Elaine and Mojita much to Moxxie’s surprise as they proceed to bash the jock brained stallions over the head with lead pipes, causing them to pass out. Looking at them like they were trash beneath their feet before they looked the imp’s way, their expressions suddenly sensual and seductive as they made their way over to him. Giving him quite an eyeful as their furry, thicc, toned forms were in full display in their sexy, Lacey lingerie before they removed their bras to flash their bare tits to him.

Giggling at the sweet nervous look on his blushing face before they took To picking him him up off of that couch and setting him in the king sized love bed. Sitting in either side of him as they cupped and caressed his cute freckled face, taking turns kissing him deeply and passionately. Hands running along his quite built and toned little shortstack torso and moaning with delight at feeling his crotch up, mesmerised by the length and girth contained within as they removed them to free his cock. Stroking it to get her as the desire and arousal Moxxie built up in them had reached its fever pitch, their bodies yearning to mate and breed and they knew who whose babies they wanted.

Yes Elaine and Mojita had indeed been unable to help themselves from falling in love with Moxxie and really who could blame them? So they agreed to unofficially 86 the wastes of dna and have the imo fuck them and knock them up with his sure to be adorable little babies after all he deserved to be more than just their teaser. After how he made them feel like much more than just a sexy racers who deserved a better class of gentleman, all that romance and suave charm like their own personal love Story hero here to sweep them off their feet, it was small wonder they were now giving him a double team blowjob. Their tandem fellatio coaxing such cute little groans from their chosen baby daddy as they sucked and blew on that cock that clearly put Hell Stallions to shame, even kissing and massaging his balls for good measure as if to encourage the batter within to be plentiful and bountiful.

But the mare duo knew as amazing as the taste and scent of Moxxie’s cock was nothing compared to every inch of that length and girth penetrating them. Their wombs becoming hammered as he thrust and pumped in order to meet their desire to have his buns in their ovens, the private love room filled with sounds of sweet porno music. The slapping of crimson skin on furry skin as Moxxie took to taking Elaine and Mojita one on one whenever one of the mares needed to recover before tag teaming him two on one. No surprise they Especially took to riding him cowgirl style, his little but toned imp form taking their intense figures snd the impact like a champ.

To say nothing of how sexually impressive his stamina and staying power as his cock, much to the mares’ delight, barely ever stopped being stiff and hard and still raring to go. And ooh he knew how to use it, taking them any and every which way possible as their snatches practically moulded to his dick, ensuring they’d never think of wanting or needing another man and they’d damn well like it that way. Doggy style, prone none, missionary, spread eagle, their cute teaser was a walking kama sutra machine and frankly it’d be some cruel joke if they didn’t wind up pregnant after this was over. All the while the stallion pair was still comatose unaware they were getting full on cuckolded.

by the time the morons finally woke up, the mares were freshly showered in bathrobes telling them thanks for stopping by and thst they could leave now with the deed done. Gaslighting the nitwits into thinking they’d actually done it when in fact they’d blown their load within seconds of getting knocked out, go figure typical minute horsemen but Hey ignorance was bliss. Leaving Elaine and Mojita with their sweetheart teaser to kiss him farewell and thank him for a wonderful time, sending him in his way after exchanging contact details of course, missing him already. And you can bet soon as the 9 months had passed, they were going to want to do it all over again.

And yes their owners were none the wiser , thinking the horse studs had done their job as Elaine and Mojita later gave birth to a healthy set of twins, never taking time to notice the distinct hybrid features. With was helped especially by Mojita having the same hair and fur colour pattern that resembled Moxxie’s own, leaving their little teaser in the clearer and those same pair of twins going on to grow up and become record making race champions. This would of course result in Moxxie becoming a very highly recommended and in demand demand HellMare tease which saw quite a population boom and a new generation of racing champions. And yes that would be a story for another time…and how sweet it is…..

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Casting Couch

Moxxie was still having quite a time processing his current situation, to think that was he really here at Skullfuck Productions of all places, on Mr.Sketch’s personal invitation to boot after having taken the plunge and called the number on that business card. But he was here all the same, walking side by side with the flaming skullheaded enigma himself as they both rocked some Hugh Heffner style robe wear ensembles which the imp hsd to admit made him feel classy as all fuck. The studio head honcho talking with Moxxie casually like he was an old friend while giving him a personal tour of the grounds, including his personal living pad attached to it and what it had on offer to provide should he imp consider coming on board. The sweet possum had to say that for a porn studio, it was quite a sophisticated professional operation they were running here as he continued to follow Mr.Sketch along.

Mr.Sketch:*Bubble pipe in hand as he made chitchat with the imp like he was a longtime old friend rather than potential future employee.*"A lot of people know about the grotto and the game room but few know about the laboratory, the biosphere, the alternative research centre..."*He monologued, gesturing to Moxxie as he showed off the aforementioned lab, demon girls in labcaots worn over playboy bunny and catgirl outfits as the imp nodded in fascination albeit blushing. Really who could blame him when all throughout since he got here, he'd been seeing a lot of naked female skin.*"But anyway where was I? Oh yeah so let me just say again I'm really glad you decided to consider giving this gig a tryout, Moxxie, I can say with certainty that you've got potential...."*The skullheaded enigma remarked as he and the imp paused in their stride, taking a puff of his pipe as he gave Moxxie time to gather his thoughts.*

Moxxie:*Really now the imp had to wonder what he could even say, far as he knew, he felt he was crazy to have ever even called that number in the first place. But Millie had naturally persuaded him as only she could and far as he knew, the potential pay from taking up a sidejob as a porn star would seriously be able to cover some of IMP's debts.*"Listen, Mr.Sketch, Sir? I'm uh certainly flattered you think so highly of me and all but I'd be lying if I said I didn't have some reservations about this. Not like the sex or doing it on camera with other women i mean!! I mean well you're....aware of what my wife is into and....admittedly, she's always been a fan of your work so this is like a big deal for her but...I have to ask. Why me? What makes you think anyone would even pay to see me in anything like this?"*Okay sure yes Moxxie had quite a few women in his life especially thanks to Millie's peculiar little kink of course. But surely he wasn't really leading man material for porno now was he?!*

Mr.Sketch:"Moxxie, Moxxie, Moxxie...First off just Sketch is fine, save the sirs, misters and boss for when we work on the Sets. Secondly let me ask you...."*The resident enigma of Hell quipped as he leaned his broad frame to wrap a friendly casual arm around the sweet possum as they resumed their treck, taking him along to an important destination.*"What do you think it is that makes my material sell as well as it does? Who do you think my biggest fanbase is? Now the obvious answers would be the sex because after all, sex sells? Now you might figure maybe it’s the hot sexy guys and girls on the covers and posters but nah nah. See Mox, what makes my work sell is I know my audience and a big chunk of them happen to be women and what those women want is guys like you…..”*The duo paused as they came to a door, greeted by Mr.Sketch’s cute little gofer, the Robo-Fizz Kitty who stood there waiting with that distinct smile of hers and tray of drinks. The flaming skullheaded smut maker picking uo a glass as he had a sip, idly swishing the glass in hand as he resumed his monologue.* “To me, Moxxie, porn is too riddled with cliches, porn down here in Hell more so. You know all the usual cliches, BBC and blacked, netorare, cuckolding, obnoxious humpers and douchebags who think all they needs plot wise is to flash their big dicks and bang some bitches. I tell you the number of hell stallions I’ve had to turn away. But a guy like you Moxxie? That’s where it’s at, that’s what women want, genuine nice guys and sweethearts who’re not only packing but know to really treat a woman in bed…and from what I’ve seen and heard, you’re just that kind of guy….”*Nodding to Kitty as the robo-fizz opened the or, leading him and the imp inside to what Moxxie came to recognise as Skullfuck Productions’ infamous casting couch room and sitting there waiting was a violet furred horned fox girl looking demon, who a Moxxie couldn’t help but feel major vibes off of her that reminded him of Loona.*”But of course formalities are formalities so I just need to see you in action for myself. So what do you say buddy?”

Moxxie would be lying if he said he wasn’t nervous as he looked at the fox girl who was really burning a figurative hole in him with that deadpan stare, seriously total Loona vibes there. And to do it in the open like this but really with all his experience, he figured he’d be used to a bit of public exhibitionism but he already in deep enough as was. Especially as he reminded him how the money would really help out and the idea of Millie, as well as few of the other notable ladies in his life, watching him in porn was a bit of a turn on. Nodding to Mr.Sketch who rubbed his hands with glee as his likely future employer went over to a tripod mounted camcorder, Kitty standing by his dutiful as ever as the red light blinked indicating recording had started so it was time for the imp to go make some sensual magic….

Getting the hint of course and figuring he might as well get to making a good first impression compared to the second hand accounts and evidence Sketch had been getting as he ditched his robe, now standing clad in just his boxers. The demon fox girl still wearing her deadpan expression yet if one were to look real close, they’d see the small blush on her face or how sensually and eagerly her tail wagged which hinted how aroused she was becoming. But as soon as Moxxie pressed his lips to her muzzle and began to make out with her, she soon found herself giving off soft, deep moans as her bidy began to become quite personally well acquainted with Moxxie and his sensual approach in the art of love making. And oh she was loving every goddamn fucking second of it!!

But if she thought kissing Moxxie was arousing if not borderline orgasmic, ooh soon as he went down on her? She wasn’t so much seeing stars as rather it as like she was seeing god as Moxxie kissed his way down her violet furred torso and removed her thong to begin an oral assault on her pussy. His hot breath and that warm, wet tongue of his working some major sexual magic on her as she felt a surge of orgasmic energy rush through her nerves and along her spine, flooding her brain with sweet ecstasy. Toes curling as she grasped those horns of his snd wrapped her thick furry thighs around his sweet little head, wanting to feel him deeper inside her.

Sketch of course made sure to the camera was getting just the right details at the best angles as he felt any expectations he had about a Moxxie being surpassed. He knew that fox girl he poached from that louse Valentino would be a good measuring bar, so to speak so seeing her cumming just from the imp eating her out was more than a good sign. Soon as he had the sweet little possum signed on, hopefully, this casting couch video would be handy to show off on documenting the rise of his career in Hell’s adult entertainment industry. But for the time being, it was best to be an in the now sort of guy and right now he was witnessing some sexual magic.

Especially once Ms.Foxxxy got the imp’s boxers off and laid eyes on that goddamn slab of meat he somehow managed to keep contained within them. Leading to things starting off intense with her hanging head upside down off the edge of the seat as she had that big imp cock face-fucking her, using her mouth and throat as an oral pussy with those heavy red balls smacking her forehead to being in her hands and knees as she screamed her head off in primal sexual abandon. Taking it doggy style from Moxxie deep and hard as he pounded her like a jackhammer, his gifted little hands grasping her waist for deer park life as he felt her pussy’s embrace around his shaft. Before he shuddered at feeling a hand grasp and squeeze his swaying balls and a set of kiss kiss and lick them, t looking over his shoulder surprised to see Kitty was the one responsible.

Seems the robo-Fizz was getting so turned in watching Foxxxy and the imp go at it that her pleasure circuits went into overdrive, urging and compelling her to join in. Her red eyes twinkling in lust delight as she flashed that pretty grin of hers before soon finding herself pulled into the sexual embrace. The imp now the filling of a threesome sandwich as mr.Sketch found this casting couch become more fun than expected, seems his potential new star had a natural charisma which escalated situations like this, that was something that would make for some fun projects down the line. Grinning in mischief as he continued to film the ongoing scene before him with Kitty riding Moxxie cowgirl style while Foxxxy sat on his face, wanting to enjoy that magic mouth of his again while she and Kitty kissed and out with one another.

A couple of rounds and orgasm later, Foxxy was sleeping on the couch, spooning an equally blissed out Kitty as the pair basked in the afterglow of a heavy assault of orgasms from the imp. As their boss and the imp stood outside the door to talk in private after Moxxie had finished showering, a soda can in hand as he drank to recover some energy and fluids from that wild little casting couch session. The imp was still a little unsure about his choices, on the one hand there was no doubt the money would be great and Millie was sure to approve and yet could he really do such a line of work? Before Mr.Sketch went in for the kill as he handed Moxxie a script, one for a project down the line he knew for sure the imp would be perfect for as he watched him flip through it.

Moxxie had to say, he was certainly impressed by what he was reading, this script was well thought out and there was enough plot snd story but not too much to keep viewer waiting for the sexy scenes. It did remind him that Millie was a huge fan of Skullfuck Production’s works for good reason, the stash she had d stockpiled and collected was proof of that. And as thespian at heart, this did speak to his sense of art and creativity, sure it wasn’t a musical like the phantom or les miserable but all the same. Closing the script shut as he looked at the skullheaded enigma with determination and nervousness, classic Moxxie, got to love him….

Moxxie:”So where do I sign and how soon you want me to start?” *If joy could be harnessed as a power source, Mr.Skech was giving off enough to power all of Canada and the states for eternity. Looking at the imp with pride like the sun he’d never had just fine and told him he was going to run for president of Hell and win as he shook and his hand and began leading the imp back to his office so they could sign his contract. The demon enigma knee for sure, this imp was going to be a real fan favourite, the sooner he got him performing on camera the better. This was going to be the beginning of a very beautiful friendship……*

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Margot Ménage

Margot Mallard wasn’t happy, no sir she wasn’t happy at all, if anything she was downright fucking pissed off as all Hell and it was all her ex’s damn fault!! Normally she’d be all for shaking what her mama gave her on the dance floor alike right now at this little party being held by one of Perfecto Prep University’s resident frat houses but not tonight. No right now she was busy in her dorm room shredding, burning up and deleting any and all pictures of Danforth Drake, aka the aforementioned ex of this past week. Now you’d likely be wondering what went down to make this quite easy in the eyes duck girl so livid and vindictive?

Well she had been looking to surprise him with a little make out at the football team’s hot tub, only to find Drake gong at it with the goddamn donkey girl from the cheer squad, the cheating bastard!! And he even tried to deny it while he was still balls deep in that whore mule but basically just dug himself deeper, spilling the beans due to the shock and nerves of being caught in the act with details like the fact this wasn’t even the first time and that’d it’d been going on behind her bad for weeks, if not months! So small wonder she slapped him and kicked him in his pissant needle dick and brake it off with him then and there. It’d been a week since of course and she still felt like she had so much spite to vent but what could she do to really stick to Danforth?

Well what was good for the goose wa good for the gander but it wasn’t like any of the other guys on the team were an improvement, hell Perfecto Prep was seriously lacking in the looks department, maybe that duck from Acme Looniversity?! Maybe a little cam session killing herself off in her own personal hot tub on her new OnlyFans page would suffice enough, nothing would be sweeter revenge than posting naughty videos and pics of herself wet and naked for others to see…well, it’d be a start. Only to pause her train if thought as she heard a knock on her door, curious as to who it was though if it was Drake come crawling back to her back together, ooh she would castrate him. Opening the door to find quite the curious little sight before her, blinking a few times as she was wondering if this was for real.

Standing there before her was what seemed to be, she had to say, a quite cute, little red skinned and horned, freckled possum in a pizza deliver boy uniform. Those of us in the know of course know it was none other than our favourite little resident thespian Imp Moxxie, who of course was going a little incognito in the living worldon his first real job as a porn star for Skullfuck productions. Mr.Sketch had given him quite a particular task, a little amateur porno take on that Punk’d show, in this case the flaming skullheaded enigma would have Moxxie go to the living world and have him go to some random hottie posing as one of the most common porn based occupations (delivery guy, pool cleaner, Gardener/custodian, repairman, etc) and if they showed interest, well then go ahead and rock their world like only he could with that big imp cock of his. The sweet possum sneaking a nervous glance to is newfound side gif employer snd the camera girl peeking around the corner, human disguises on as they flashed him a thumbs up to reassure him.

Moxxie:*A stealth roll of his eyes and silent sigh as Moxxie hit the acceptance stage in his mental process and knew it was best he get in with and get it over with. A nervous smile as held uop the pizza box and began to recite his line as it came to him from memory, personally he’d have actually felt nervous doing a more scripted sort of shoot rather than one of these stealth method amateur acts…but Mr.Sketch loved put his newbies through the ringer when he saw potential.*”G-good evening Miss, Helluva slice at your service…Uhm, You happen to order the Uhm…”*The little sweetheart checked his secret post it chests note on the box to check his next line, in any porno with this sort of set up, it would be cliche as all fuck.*”Meat lovers special?”*His shaken smile was rather endearing and bless him, he was really trying as now he had to wait and see how Margot would react and if she would take the bait, hook, line and sinker….

A few moments later, the frat party below found a sudden interruption to their rowdy keg emptying bachanal as the scene suddenly went from the usual wild frenzy like out of teen movies to sudden silence besides the music from the dj as everyone just paused and stopped, why you might ask? Well might because many suddenly found their phone screens all get the same notification the music found a little something extra added to it in the form of some very deep throated leered moans and cries of pleasure. Because a this moment everyone was catching a livestream of Margot Mallard, the cheer squad captain of Perfecto Prep herself, in the throes of passion as she went at it like a porn star with Moxxie in the hot tub. And from the angle of the camera you could see a good shot of that big red imp dick as she bounced her violet feathered booty on it, her bombshell figured fully naked as her favourite swimsuit laid away discarded off to the side, fully exposing herself and being very vocal about how much she was enjoying her new lover compared to her ex.

Danforth Drake as well as the rest of the football team happened to be among the party crowd and he didn’t even have to look at his phone as it seemed that Margot went and hit a little snafu when setting up the stream. What was intended to be a broadcast to just her onlyfans subscribers had also accidentally been set up to every available device connected to the campus Wi-Fi which meant every one among student and faculty alike was getting a free show. The pencil dick canard looking on with shock and horror akin to witnessing a car crash as some nobody little possum was basically cuckolding him and Margot’s dirty talk was adding more blows to his ego. It certainly wasn’t going to help the fact that a few among the party started sharing this with friends, ensuring this amateur porn show was gojnf to be quite the talk of the town.

Margot:”Aaahn ooh god fuck me harder daddy!, you’re so much bigger and better than my ex!! He’s a little eunuch compared to you!! Fuck me like you want to own me baby!!”*But of course that was all the furthest thing from Margot’s mind because quite frankly her mind was busy drowning in an overdose of ectasy. Raw, pure sexual bliss flooding her brain with every pounding of her womb by that red hot length and girth which relentlessly jackhammered away into her slit. She’d just been expecting a decent lay if not just a quick blowjob to tip this unexpected but oh so cute delivery boy but the second Moxxie’s cock came out rested ion her face with a heavy, meaty thud on her face? Her libido proceeded to flip every switch possible to bitch in heat mode and that was how we came to current events.*

Mr.Sketch and the camera girl of course were still around, literally peeking around the corner as the latter filmed and recorded more intimately and closely to get just the right angles her boss needed. Shots of Margot’s face shifting through a range of expressions that showed how horny and orgasmic she was to the intimate connection of her feathered bouncing on that big Imp cock all to ensure the pleasure was genuine. Voyeuristic as it was, like hell the flaming skullheaded porn baron was going to pass up a chance to see his rookie star in action but hit damn who knew the delivery boy disguise would reel in such a hottie?! And Moxxie was really putting her through the ringer, from the looks of it whoever this limpdick ex was, there was no way she’d give him the time of day ever again once Moxxie was done with her.

The sweet possum of course, as overwhelmed at first as he was by Margot’s intense libido, was soon taking the momentum well as he mustered up his skill and experience to rock her world. From pounding and pumping her pussy with his white hot seed to facefucking her and pounding that feathered booty like she owed him money, thinking if Millie, Loona or Verosika were here, what would they love to see him do? Much to Margot’s delight as pink hearts glowed in her eyes, feeling like she could die happy just from the pleasure alone. But alas all things come to an end one way or another as the stream was cut off, leaving a stunned crowd and Drake feeling like an inadequate eunuch while Margot’s wet,naked body was tucked snug in her bed leaving her to bask in the afterglow and sweet sexy dreams of her mystery lover boy….

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About a week after what Acme Acres came to know as One Night in Margot, the duck girl found herself getting e-mail from Skullfuck productions offering her a contract to become one of their stars, with the promise naturally of getting to see her random delivery boy once more, to which she couldn’t have typed a reply fast enough. While the porn company’s new video on their website was making record view numbers from the first it uploaded to hype and tease their new Rookie, known only as Mysterious M. Comments on the video vadied, some from a few female fans who could tell that big imp cock was going to be giving them some very sweet dreams tonight. While in the office of the Hesse honcho of SFP himself, he was on his cellphone speaking to his sure to be favourite little talent..

Sketch:”I’m telling you, haven’t seen views this fact since the first time our streaming site went public in the living world. Just a clip e more of these amateur bits and we can start you off on some legit scripted shoots. Hope you enjoy the present I sent you by the way, little dude….”*The enigma sat in his desk, checking his pc desktop screen while for Moxxie it was a different story, for you see at his and Millie’s love nest apartment, his wife and Verosika were currently sandwiching his sweet little snowball head between their demonic booties. Suffocating him with pleasure as they expressed their opinion of one of his first real pornos as his little amateur style short with Margot played on the tv screen. As a thanks for his above and beyond performance, in addition to his first paycheck Moxxie had been gifted with a dvd of the full uncut shoot compared to the streaming version which was a condensed highlight reel. One that was sure to sell like hot cakes once it saw distribution.*

Moxxie could only squeak out a thanks as Mr.Sketch finished the call wishing him luck as he promised to email and text him their next schedule of event shoots. Leaving him to continue suffering the sweet blissful agony of a boot sandwich which was of course just a preview of what Millie and Verosika had in store for him. How could they not after having watched him in action like that, the raw ahegao Margot made as she had the biggest cock in existence ensure she’d never think of any other men. And this would be just the beginning of what was yet to come in his new career in adult entertainment…..pray for him….

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➛ MARCUS RASHFORD ABC (FLUFF EDITON)

𖥻 WARNINGS ー [ none ] 𖥻 AUTHORS NOTE ー [ requested by @lcvertrl "can you do abc fluff for marcus rashford" okay I am not a united fan by any means but to celebrate them winning a trophy (finally) heres come rashford content ]

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a :: attractive ➛ what do they find attractive about the other?

you found his confidence and his sense of humour attractive, while he thought your eyes and your smile were adorable.

b :: baby ➛ do they want a family? why/why not?

later down the line absolutely. but not just yet, they wanna get the timing right as having a child is a big step in their relationship. I feel like marcus would want to be a girl dad but ultimately he couldn't mind as long as you were happy.

c :: camera ➛ how do they document their relationships? who likes to take pictures? or videos?

marcus has multiple folders on his phone dedicated to photos of you doing anything to everything. probably prefers taking photos but has his fair share of videos too. while you, on the other hand not so much sure there may be a few but not nearly as many as marcus.

d :: dates ➛ what are their dates like?

a mixed bag really, but leaning towards the more classic romantic date. dinner (more to going out than staying in), picnics, beach days, spa nights and going on short holidays abroad, being a few.

e :: early ➛ what was the first month of dating like?

easygoing and light-hearted. taking time to get to know each other and savouring the small moments. dates almost twice a week, self-care night while watching movies after a tough match.

f :: friends ➛ how is their relationship with each other’s group of friends?

his friends like you instantly. They could tell how happy their friend was with you. you also had a similar sense of humour and were easy to gel with. but your friends, on the other hand, were a bit more hesitant. they made him earn their approval, as they were still under the impression that he was just another fuck boy footballer.

g :: gifts ➛ do they like giving each other gifts? what kind?

expensive. yet still sentimental, designers are a must and anything you want you will get. but will still give you the occasional very thought-out gift that will leave you short of breath and teary eyes.

h :: hugs ➛ all things involving hugs

back hug. the best kind. marcus is taller than you, so naturally, your body just sinks into his chest and softens under his warm embrace, which will probably lead to cuddling on the sofa. but he also is an avid enjoyed of all things hugs as closeness is something he loves to share with you.

i :: impression ➛ what was their first impression?

neutral, you were introduced by a mutual friend at a party, and the two of you weren't exactly sober. so the alcohol may have been the one swaying you to say it was a good one. but the first sober encounter was a good one at one of his matches after winning an important match.

j :: jealousy ➛ who gets jealous easier? how do they show their jealousy?

I would say that neither of you is really jealous unless someone is overstepping the boundaries. marcus is protective of you, not in an overbearing way but in a way that he cares for your safety and never wants you to feel uncomfortable by the advances made on him or you.

k :: kiss ➛ how do they kiss? who usually initiates?

depends if their in a rush, short and sweet pecks on the lips or checks. but if they have time-long and sensual kisses filled with passion and as for who initiates them, I would say it's 50/50 you are both comfortable with sharing intimacy and aren't afraid of expressing your physical affection for them.

l :: love ➛ how do they first say those three words?

marcus didn't really plan it he just stated it out there after spending a night together. and he had you smiling like an idiot, and of course, you said it back, and the rest is history.

m :: memory ➛ what’s their favourite memory together?

after winning the carbo cup, marcus couldn't keep his hands off you the whole night was spent with his teammates and you as you celebrated the well-deserved win, and it was also the night that marcus proposed.

n :: nicknames ➛ things they call each other

marcus would definitely call you stuff like angel, darling, baby, my love. while I feel like marcus loves nicknames on you he would hate them on himself the only few exceptions being babe and rashy otherwise just call him by his name.

o :: one ➛ tell us about the moment they realized they were with the one

a cold winter night, and marcus and you were watching a movie, the nightmare before christamas and the two of you were arguing if it was a charismas or halloween movie. as the two of you plead your case, rashford couldn't help but watch how you matched his intensity and passion. and it was there, and then he knew you were the one.

p :: pda ➛ public displays of affection between the two

not super public but also not afraid to show people you are his; holding hands is common, and maybe a peck on the lips as well. as sometimes may make out with you in a dark ally way if drunk enough. hand on waist, 24/7.

q :: quite ➛ do they break up? almost break up? what happened?

Low points in marcus's career would definitely strain the two of you, and would it lead to a breakup? maybe if the two of you do not address the issues and continue to ignore them. also, the media constantly talks about marcus and other women. which would make anyone insecure in their own right.

r :: romance ➛ how romantic are they? what would they do to make their partner happy? cliché or rather creative?

very romantic. just like the movies. marcus is a gentleman first footballer later. and knows how to treat his partner. maybe very cliche and predictable but it still makes you happy.

s :: support ➛ are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? do they believe in them?

100% supportive of each other no matter what they choose to do, even if it's without each other, and support each other publicly and privately, being an honest opinion if they ever need it.

t :: texting ➛ do they text each other a lot? What do they usually talk about over the phone?

when marcus is abroad for a match, they text all the time, not so much as call (maybe once or twice), but they def do check-ins though out the day otherwise, not so much. I imagine the two of you moved in together when it started getting serious, so there was no need to text when you were face-to-face 24/7.

u :: unique ➛ tell us about a habits that they have

marcus wakes up super early and always makes breakfast even if he has training. while you on the other hand are obsessed with soft things and marcus may or may not feed into that when he buys you gifts.

v :: vanity ➛ something they’re proud of in themselves and their partner

shows off his partner every time he gets, talk about them like they have done it all. But when it comes to himself marcus is very humble even though you do brag a fair bit about his achievements.

w :: wedding ➛ tell us about your wedding head canon if they’ve gotten that far. or if not, have they talked about it?

definitely getting married, similar to their thoughts on having kids. they want it, but not just yet. they are both young and have a lot to live for, so they don't want to rush it and possibly fuck up the relationship. but eventually, they will tie the knot with a low wedding with a lot of high-profile guests.

x :: x ➛ something they hate about the other

you greatly value alone time, and sometimes marucs may not take the hint, which leads to a bit of agitation but nothing the two can't solve. and it's a no-brainer that marcus is very busy, so sometimes he hates when you sometimes give him a hard time for 'not putting in effort' but once again his scedual is clear he will spend all the time in the world making it up to you.

y :: youtube ➛ what are they like online? Do they post about their relationship constantly?

you and marcus are both very busy, yet you still find a way to post about each other constantly. whether it's an insta story, tiktok, or tweet, you keep some part of your relashiship private to avoid the public knowing everything about your two relationships.

z :: zoo ➛ are they into animals? Do they want pets? What kind?

marcus is definitely more of a dog person. He already has a dog (saint), and I think he would want a couple more, but I can't see the two of you going past three. As it is a lot of effort to maintain dogs, but overall very much enjoys keeping them as part of his family.

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