#Soylents

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Title/Name: Soylent Soy Boys Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variants) Photo & edit by: Sethward - 'SethAllison' on Twitter X Fan art by: Unknown Main Tag: Soylent Wojak

[70sscifiart]

It’s the end of the year 2022. Last time I’ll post this John Solie art, folks! 

[venomgaia]

Hey do u think any of the district 23 chefs have ever gotten 'ingredients' from R corp. All that meat has to go somewhere, unless R corp is pulling a soylent green

I'm sure there are plenty of places that could actually manage to use 'ingredients' from R corp seeing as there's absolutely a surplus! Although, anyone who's procuring fresh 'ingredients' for the sake of the culinary arts...may end up with more of a mess than they bargained for...

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Why the hell would they name this drink Soylent? I hope it doesn't come in green.

Oh, shit, they do! Thanks to rando-posts who found it.

[isbergillustration]

Thinking & writing about my necromancer trans tattoo guys (gender neutral) again. Also an angel whose chaotic powers may or may not be involved. When questioned they refused to speak on the matter in any language comprehensible to human minds.

[prince-liest]

I do remember it being mentioned by Viv and a couple other crew members that Alastor is very passionate about food, and he's a talented chef who really likes cooking!

Conversely, I also love how most of the fandom has agreed that Vox lives mainly on energy drinks and takeout. His kitchen expertise extends to microwaving himself a cup of ramen.

Sweet! Yeah, that totally tracks to me with what we have seen of him, haha. This also absolutely makes Lucifer's bus boy vs chef comment sting harder, too.

And HAHA, absolutely. Vox gives me both "embodying the kind of performative masculinity that eschews cooking" and also "cooking and eating meals is for inefficient plebs, check out this chemically perfect food replacement shake I just patented and also have been living off of for the past 3 weeks" energies, the former more performative and the latter more sincere. He heard that cooking is just chemistry and decided to skip the cooking part and go straight to the lab for the sake of maximizing THE GRIND.

[humanoidhistory]

Soylent Green (1973)

[soylent-crocodile]

Are adventuring parties a known quality on Golarion? Do people see groups of four gay miscreants of various races and capabilities and think to themselves "well these goes the tyrannical mayor"?

[fictionalfoodpolls]

soylent green

*deep, world weary sigh*

i thought we couldn't do worse than the peeps & m&m's chili

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Title/Name: Longhouse Soyjak with Soylent Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant) Image submission by: Anonymous on Tumblr Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak

[facts-i-just-made-up]

why does my cat bites me

Because you taste like cat food. But you are a person. Which means... Cat food... IS PEOPLE!!! CAT FOOD IS PEOPLE!!!

[nonbinary-sticks-the-badger]

i keep thinking "its crazy how confident sega are in sxsg" and then new things come out and like. AAAA? AAAAA! HER SCALESONA IS HERE????

[veronicaleighauthor]

Where's The Hunger Games?

[isbergillustration]

Found a bunch of these; another printed dissertation zine from ad 2016. Selling these too for £12+shipping if anyone's interested. Dm for sale

[prince-liest]

cooking anon! I really like your takes. I haven't thought about how Alastor might value hard work from his one bit in Dad Beat Dad (wonder if this is something he values in friends *early era Vox ?cough*) But! I am intrigued! Do you have any headcanons/ideas for the scenario where Al can only derive nutrition via cannibalism?

Aw, thank you! I felt a little bad that I took it in a tonally totally different direction from what you intended, haha, so I'm glad you enjoyed nonetheless!

I totally think that this is one of those things that fits in with Alastor's general vibe of prioritizing traditional values - which I mean not in the religious sense but in the "hard work and good manners" sense. I think a lot of his dislike of Lucifer stems from the fact that not only is Lucifer swanning in to threaten Alastor's position as hotelier....he's doing it by snapping his fingers and using his powers as royalty to offer to bougie the place up just like that while being super judgmental of the things that they've put together. Alastor also snaps his fingers and summons shadows to do construction work, but Alastor is occasionally a fucking hypocrite. Also his shadows don't provide champagne and caviar while implying people are 'the help.'

And I totally think that this is something he valued in Vox before Vox went off the deep end of perpetual self-improvement in a way that threw the baby out with the bathwater. I feel like Alastor is one of those people who thinks you should warm leftovers up using the stove or oven instead of the microwave, and meanwhile Vox is out here inventing Voylent Blue because eating normal food takes too long or something.

As for the cannibalism thing: I don't know if this is meta canon or word of god or just popular fanon, but I've seen the idea floating around that all sinners come to hell with a curse designed to punish them. I really enjoy the idea that Alastor's is that he is an obligate cannibal. I am in general perpetually fascinated with various forms of disordered eating in fiction, and I like to write Alastor as too skinny under all his layers, perpetually hungry, and really only able to eat people. He gives me the vibes of a rangy, starving predator hidden underneath all of his pizzazz.