#Soylents

[wojakgallery]

Title/Name: Soylent Soy Boys Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variants) Photo & edit by: Sethward - 'SethAllison' on Twitter X Fan art by: Unknown Main Tag: Soylent Wojak

[forthegothicheroine]

It's a real shame about cigarettes, they give actors in old movies such interesting (and sometimes sexy) things to do with their hands. I guess we need to start making neo-noirs where people seductively play with fidget spinners.

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

It also fucking bugs me that nobody can ever seem to really commit to the cyberpunk premise of the Protagonist Who Hates Robots (see also, the cyberpunk premise of "Wouldn't it be Super Fucked Up™, actually, for a company to be able to repo your goddamned arm or turn off your eyes?") during the execution.

Which is flabbergasting, considering we've had almost a full decade of Alexa pinky-promising not to officially listen to anything until you do its summoning ritual and then turning around and emailing your boss a transcript of you bitching about them to your spouse over dinner. We've had at least five years of being able to get your Tesla unlocked remotely just by @-ing Musk on twitter.

The cute robot dogs are being leased to police departments, reputation management firms have been deploying armies of social media reply-bots in astroturf campaigns, customer service chatbots have become damn near indecipherable as their programmers attempt to make them seem more personable, etc. etc. etc.

We don't even need to reach for "Wouldn't it be Super Fucked Up™, actually, if corporations made simulacra better and better at faking humanity in order to manipulate people?"

"Wouldn't it be Super Fucked Up™, actually, if your car could mimic sadness or pain if you declined an extended warranty, or if your phone begged for its life if you tried to jailbreak it, or WeightWatchers paid your fridge to neg you every time you went for a midnight snack?"

"Wouldn't it be Super Fucked Up™, actually, if you pointed out how gross it is that your smart-assistant is programmed to act like your friend in order to build a more accurate marketing profile and your buddy acted like you just said dogs can't feel love and his beloved pet only sees him as a walking treat-dispenser?"

"Wouldn't it be Super Fucked Up™, actually, if you were surrounded by unfeeling things that can and would rip you and all of your loved ones apart at a moment's notice if they got the right/wrong order from some unaccountable law enforcement flack, and everyone else just kind of shrugged and went 'It's probably fine, why are you hyperventilating about it, it's not like you've done anything wrong'?"

They're all quite literally right there in front of our faces!

But it's harder to make "the way robots have been integrated into society is bad, actually, and the protagonist is largely right" into a sexy thriller with a love interest or a buddy-cop duo, and the hyperconservative media environment we're dealing with right now isn't exactly amenable to the robots being a metaphor for corporate intrusion and loss of privacy and authoritarian overreach, so here we are, with robots who generally aren't people, except sometimes you find a special robot--one of the Good Ones--who actually is a person, and that's how we all learn that Prejudice Is Bad, or something.

[spockeye-fierce]

This is not the dystopian signpost I was expecting but hey, I am pretty open minded.

[tilbageidanmark]

Dystopian Spectrum Venn Diagram.

(Not exact but it's the thought that counts.)

[greenwichtraders]

[odinsblog]

[fjordline]

I know you haven’t posted Transformers in a while but I just wanted you to know that I appreciate your Transformers content a lot. Both because your art is beautiful to look at and because you have seemingly pissed off at least a couple MTMTE fans and I find them Annoying, so seeing them mad is refreshing and makes you extra swag to me. I also appreciate you respecting Galvatron and Megatron as the loser men they are. Very nice work

thank you, that is very sweet <333 I respect the rights of goofy cartoon villains to be as funny and evil as they can be. I'm coincidentally in the middle of painting these two again

have I pissed off mtmte fans lmao?? 😭 funny if true

[soylentmillions]

Nasutura </3 the nose guy

They make their homes in dense fungus forests at the bases of huge mountains. Like mountain goats, they can scale steep cliff sides in search of minerals and food to snack on. On their crop are two inflatable sacs that are used to frighten predators with the false eyes or charm potential mates. The undersides of their stout bodies are bald and covered in dermal tubercles because their young (called noselings ,^○^,) latch themselves onto the bellies of one of the parents for warmth and safety. Nasutura have very dexterous forelimbs that allow them to use tools to make art, buildings, and clothes. The Nasuturas nose is used to attract mates. The bigger the nose, the better. They come I'm many different shapes, colours, and sizes, within reasoning.

I don't have much information on them right now, and I apologize if this is poorly written. I just like them a lot because I find them very cute and wanted to share! 😁🩷🧚‍♂️

They were based on grouse, mountain goats, and my character Yahya

[soylent-crocodile]

Aspect warriors tiered by how much I respect their craft

[wojakgallery]

Title/Name: Longhouse Soyjak with Soylent Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant) Image submission by: Anonymous on Tumblr Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak

[more-flotsam-and-jetsam]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Why the hell would they name this drink Soylent? I hope it doesn't come in green.

Oh, shit, they do! Thanks to rando-posts who found it.

[isbergillustration]

Thinking & writing about my necromancer trans tattoo guys (gender neutral) again. Also an angel whose chaotic powers may or may not be involved. When questioned they refused to speak on the matter in any language comprehensible to human minds.

[lucabyte]

@samhainian and I were talking about how cute of an idea it is to do Treehouse-of-horror-style little AUs for OCs but then we just got really hung up on that one from season 6 where nothing supernatural happens at all it's literally just cannibalism. What was up with that. Anyway.

Bonus:

[lobbycards]

Soylent Green, Spanish lobby card. Spanish theatrical release 1974 Submitted by @videorecord