#Source: brandon rogers

[here-comes-the-moose]

*if Crosshair got lost*

Echo: Excuse me have you seen my little brother? He’s about this tall; clearly bi but we haven’t had the talk.

[danganronpafakes]

My name is Hajime, I've been a reserve course student for one week, which is just enough time for it to suck out my entire soul.

Source: Stuff & Sam! ("Christmas Shoppin' NIGHTMARES!!")

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“Excuse me, have you seen my daughter? She’s about this tall, CLEARLY gay, but we haven’t had the talk.”

— Splinter, looking for Karai

[rowinablx]

Deucalion: One of your dislocated wolves broke Ennis' elbow

Stiles: Alright, tell me which one of my kids it was so I know who’s allowance to raise.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Liu Qingge: One of your dislocated kids broke in and stole our practice swords!

Shen Jiu: Alright, tell me which one of my disciples it was so I know who’s allowance to raise.

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Void after possessing Stiles: I thought I had problems. You’re fucked

[incorrect-mairuma]

Baal: *trying to find Kirio* Has anyone seen a brat with glasses running around?

Baal: He's about this tall, clearly gay, but we haven't had the talk yet.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Peter, looking for Marlene: Excuse me, have you seen my best friend? She's really short, dyed her hair blonde, clearly a lesbian but we haven't had the talk.

[resident-wof-expert]

Tsunami: Excuse me, have you seen my sister?

Tsunami: She's about this tall; Clearly gay, but we haven't had the talk yet.

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

“Excuse me, have you seen my daughter? She’s about this tall, "CLEARLY" Bi but we haven’t had the talk!”

Khan, after losing a young Uzi in the in-door park in the bunker/Outpost

[petitprincess1]

Katie Killjoy: Hold on, Tom, there are gay people in my presence!

Katie, shouting at Vaggie and Charlie: It doesn't get better!

[here-comes-the-moose]

Echo in the rebellion: I’m a mom making a difference!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Kanaya, making copies: Move I’m Gay

Kanaya, narrating: In The Workplace Being Gay Just Has Its Perks

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey, going for a run: Oh fuck- good morning Donnie! You look very mature today!

Donnie: Well hi Casey! Look at you outta the house by noon-

[cuts to Mikey]

Mikey: I'm out here having a dandy picnic with my brother Donnie.

Donnie, sniffing: We need more coke-

Mikey: We packed pepsi-

[rowinablx]

Derek: Last week I told my boyfriend to find me suitable people to turn into betas for my pack

Derek: I got these assholes *gestures behind him*

*Erica trying to fight Jackson, Boyd is sleeping and snoring loudly, and Isaac is crying*

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: Hey has anyone seen Cucumber Bro?

Shang Qinghua: He’s about this tall, wears green, clearly gay, but we haven’t had the talk yet.