#Source: Dragon Ball Z Abridged

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Yelena made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Y/N: It looks fine to me.

Kate: IT USED TO BE WATER!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: I know what we have to do. We have to stop you!

Donnie: You're a heartless monster who kills everyone in his way! Even children!

Shredder: Oh, please, everyone's always on about the children. I already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish. But then who's the villain?

Raph: …You.

Shredder: N-No, it was a rhetorical question.

Mikey: And we gave you a rhetorical answer!

Shredder: Good lord, I traded Yoshi for this.

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Belos: You can not defeat me.

(A hurt Luz finds a small bird.)

Luz: Oh. Hello, birdie. I'm gonna call you...Toriyama.

(Toriyama dies)

Luz: Toriyama, no! You were taken before your time. No. No! NO!

(Luz transforms into Titan!Luz. Toriyama is healed and flies away.)

Luz: Go, Toriyama. And teach a dinosaur how to ride a ball.

[red-is-a-cool-color]

-just fought off a horde of exorcists-

Vaggie: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.

Angel: *high-pitched groans of pain*

[the-black-bulls]

[Finral hit Langris back after he picked on him]

Langris: Huh... This is a new feeling, pride in someone else.

Langris: Unfortunately, it's overshadowed bY ALL THIS UNYIELDINGLY RAGE!!

[resident-wof-expert]

Qibli: Alright, you bastard! Prepare to feel the wrath of-

Icicle: *punches him in the face*

Qibli: AH! You goddamn wanker! You punched me in the-

Icicle: *punches him again*

Qibli: Oh, you did it again!

Icicle: *punches him again*

Qibli: Stop it! Ugh, what did Thorn tell us to do in this situation?

Thorn, in a flashback: Qibli, if you ever find yourself being repeatedly punched in the face, always remember to-

Icicle: *punches him again*

Qibli: Ah! You interrupted the Queen!

Icicle: Hey, are you gonna dodge any of these?

Qibli: Oh, THAT'S what she told me to-

Icicle: *bodyslams him through a table*

[leoprime13]

Godzilla: I swear to god, I let this planet burn if it wasn’t where I kept all of my stuff

Kong: What about your wife and kid?

Godzilla: I said “my stuff”!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Engineer: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.

Demo: *high-pitched groan of pain*

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Baiken: Hold on, I don't know if we can trust this robot.

Robo-Ky: I have snacks!

Baiken: But the bible does say to love thy neighbor.

Venom: You're a Buddhist.

Baiken: A hungry Buddhist!

[all-encompassing-hero]

Sounds of Luz in her Titan form battling Belos

Amity, looking up: "That's. . . that's my girlfriend!"

Gus: "You sure Amity?"

Amity: "Either that or we just felt King's mom."

Gus: "Who here just thought of the Titan with boobs?"

Gus: . . . "Really? I'm the only one?"

Hunter: "Yes!"

Hunter internally: "He must never know."

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

April: Have you seen a person named “Casey Jones” around here?

Raphael: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

April: It looks fine to me?

Leonardo: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Welcome Home/Amazing Digital Circus crossover:

Pomni: Wait, he's your boyfriend?

Wally: Yes.

Jax: *cackling as Frank and Zooble, covered in honey, chase him down the street*

Pomni: *trying to be polite* He seems, uh... roguish?

Wally: *nods with an indulgent smile* Oh, you have no idea.

Jax: *running back in the opposite direction, chased by Zooble, Frank, and a swarm of bees*

Wally: He's actually a really nice guy once you get to know him.

Pomni: *bluntly* I doubt that.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: If you're done picking on Casey- Donnie: NEVER!!

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Odalia: Human, listen to me. I've spent my entire life under Belos' rule. My family, my race, all of it was enslaved to do his bidding.

Luz: I understand now. If it weren't for Belos, you wouldn't be-

Odalia: Broke? No.

Luz: Actually, I was gonna say evil.

Odalia: Oh no, I'd definitely still be evil. If our situations were reversed, this conversation would never had happened. You'd be dead. And I'd be laughing.

[red-is-a-cool-color]

Lucifer: Don't make me come down there and be a parent!

Charlie: First time for everything!

[the-black-bulls]

Gauche, defending Asta in the court: If anyone's killing Asta, it's going to be me!

Asta: Awww, you do care!