#Source: Dragon Ball Z Abridged
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incorrectquotesmcu · 26 days ago
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Kate: Yelena made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Y/N: It looks fine to me.
Kate: IT USED TO BE WATER!
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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 5 months ago
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Leo: I know what we have to do. We have to stop you!
Donnie: You're a heartless monster who kills everyone in his way! Even children!
Shredder: Oh, please, everyone's always on about the children. I already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish. But then who's the villain?
Raph: …You.
Shredder: N-No, it was a rhetorical question.
Mikey: And we gave you a rhetorical answer!
Shredder: Good lord, I traded Yoshi for this.
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incorrectlumityquotes · 4 months ago
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Belos: You can not defeat me.
(A hurt Luz finds a small bird.)
Luz: Oh. Hello, birdie. I'm gonna call you...Toriyama.
(Toriyama dies)
Luz: Toriyama, no! You were taken before your time. No. No! NO!
(Luz transforms into Titan!Luz. Toriyama is healed and flies away.)
Luz: Go, Toriyama. And teach a dinosaur how to ride a ball.
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red-is-a-cool-color · 6 months ago
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-just fought off a horde of exorcists-
Vaggie: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.
Angel: *high-pitched groans of pain*
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the-black-bulls · 27 days ago
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Gauche, defending Asta in the court: If anyone's killing Asta, it's going to be me!
Asta: Awww, you do care!
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resident-wof-expert · 2 months ago
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Qibli: Alright, you bastard! Prepare to feel the wrath of-
Icicle: *punches him in the face*
Qibli: AH! You goddamn wanker! You punched me in the-
Icicle: *punches him again*
Qibli: Oh, you did it again!
Icicle: *punches him again*
Qibli: Stop it! Ugh, what did Thorn tell us to do in this situation?
Thorn, in a flashback: Qibli, if you ever find yourself being repeatedly punched in the face, always remember to-
Icicle: *punches him again*
Qibli: Ah! You interrupted the Queen!
Icicle: Hey, are you gonna dodge any of these?
Qibli: Oh, THAT'S what she told me to-
Icicle: *bodyslams him through a table*
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leoprime13 · 4 months ago
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Godzilla: I swear to god, I let this planet burn if it wasn’t where I kept all of my stuff
Kong: What about your wife and kid?
Godzilla: I said “my stuff”!
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 months ago
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Engineer: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.
Demo: *high-pitched groan of pain*
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incorrect-guilty-gear · 6 months ago
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Baiken: Hold on, I don't know if we can trust this robot.
Robo-Ky: I have snacks!
Baiken: But the bible does say to love thy neighbor.
Venom: You're a Buddhist.
Baiken: A hungry Buddhist!
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all-encompassing-hero · 2 months ago
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Sounds of Luz in her Titan form battling Belos
Amity, looking up: "That's. . . that's my girlfriend!"
Gus: "You sure Amity?"
Amity: "Either that or we just felt King's mom."
Gus: "Who here just thought of the Titan with boobs?"
Gus: . . . "Really? I'm the only one?"
Hunter: "Yes!"
Hunter internally: "He must never know."
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incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes · 1 month ago
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April: Have you seen a person named “Casey Jones” around here?
Raphael: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
April: It looks fine to me?
Leonardo: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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Welcome Home/Amazing Digital Circus crossover:
Pomni: Wait, he's your boyfriend?
Wally: Yes.
Jax: *cackling as Frank and Zooble, covered in honey, chase him down the street*
Pomni: *trying to be polite* He seems, uh... roguish?
Wally: *nods with an indulgent smile* Oh, you have no idea.
Jax: *running back in the opposite direction, chased by Zooble, Frank, and a swarm of bees*
Wally: He's actually a really nice guy once you get to know him.
Pomni: *bluntly* I doubt that.
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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 5 months ago
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Leo: If you're done picking on Casey- Donnie: NEVER!!
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incorrectlumityquotes · 4 months ago
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Odalia: Human, listen to me. I've spent my entire life under Belos' rule. My family, my race, all of it was enslaved to do his bidding.
Luz: I understand now. If it weren't for Belos, you wouldn't be-
Odalia: Broke? No.
Luz: Actually, I was gonna say evil.
Odalia: Oh no, I'd definitely still be evil. If our situations were reversed, this conversation would never had happened. You'd be dead. And I'd be laughing.
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red-is-a-cool-color · 6 months ago
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Lucifer: Don't make me come down there and be a parent!
Charlie: First time for everything!
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the-black-bulls · 15 days ago
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[Finral hit Langris back after he picked on him]
Langris: Huh... This is a new feeling, pride in someone else.
Langris: Unfortunately, it's overshadowed bY ALL THIS UNYIELDINGLY RAGE!!
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