#Source: Dragon Ball Z Abridged

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: I know what we have to do. We have to stop you!

Donnie: You're a heartless monster who kills everyone in his way! Even children!

Shredder: Oh, please, everyone's always on about the children. I already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish. But then who's the villain?

Raph: …You.

Shredder: N-No, it was a rhetorical question.

Mikey: And we gave you a rhetorical answer!

Shredder: Good lord, I traded Yoshi for this.

[red-is-a-cool-color]

-just fought off a horde of exorcists-

Vaggie: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.

Angel: *high-pitched groans of pain*

[the-black-bulls]

Zora: You know, there's a certain sport I excel at.

Magna: What's it called?

Zora: Competitive Bitch Talk!

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Odalia: Human, listen to me. I've spent my entire life under Belos' rule. My family, my race, all of it was enslaved to do his bidding.

Luz: I understand now. If it weren't for Belos, you wouldn't be-

Odalia: Broke? No.

Luz: No, I was gonna say evil.

Odalia: Oh no, I'd definitely still be evil. If our situations were reversed, this conversation would never had happened. You'd be dead. And I'd be laughing.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Engineer: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.

Demo: *high-pitched groan of pain*

[resident-wof-expert]

Glory, closing a scroll: And that's the entire story of how we got here.

Firefly: Can I ask you something?

Glory: Of course.

Firefly: How did you know about all the stuff you weren't there for?

Glory: ...Not important.

[leoprime13]

Godzilla: I swear to god, I let this planet burn if it wasn’t where I kept all of my stuff

Kong: What about your wife and kid?

Godzilla: I said “my stuff”!

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Baiken: Hold on, I don't know if we can trust this robot.

Robo-Ky: I have snacks!

Baiken: But the bible does say to love thy neighbor.

Venom: You're a Buddhist.

Baiken: A hungry Buddhist!

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Mona Lisa, after being kidnapped: Stop this! You are a man of science! How could you commit such atrocities?! Captain Filch: Excuse you, mustard gas would like a word. Mona Lisa: Uh, excuse you! Solar energy has something to say! Captain Filch: Excuse YOU, anthrax has an opinion on that! Mona Lisa: Excuse YOU, penicillin would like to chime in!! Captain Filch: … Captain Filch: The atom bomb. Mona Lisa: AGHHHH!!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

On their way to fight the Felt

JANE: Jake, if you don’t mind me asking... What are we in for?

JAKE: You ever watch power pangers?

JANE: No.

JAKE: Ninja turtles?

JANE: No.

JAKE: Sailor moon?

JANE: No.

JAKE: Beetleborgs?

JANE: No.

JAKE: Vr troopers?

JANE: No.

JAKE: Samurai syber squad?

JANE: No.

JAKE: …Tattooed teenage alien fighters from beverly hills?

JANE: Oh, yeah!

[fabuloustrash05]

Merry Christmas to The Father

The Son

And The Holy Spirit

Amen 🙏

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: If you're done picking on Casey- Donnie: NEVER!!

[red-is-a-cool-color]

Lucifer: Don't make me come down there and be a parent!

Charlie: First time for everything!

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: Christmas is about the bonds that brings us together!

Grey: It's about friends!

Henry: And family!

Gauche: And killing Santa.

Gordon: And that is the true meaning of Christmas!

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Belos: You can not defeat me.

(A hurt Luz finds a small bird.)

Luz: Oh. Hello, birdie. I'm gonna call you...Toriyama.

(Toriyama dies)

Luz: Toriyama, no! You were taken before your time. No. No! NO!

(Luz transforms into Titan!Luz. Toriyama is healed and flies away.)

Luz: Go, Toriyama. And teach a dinosaur how to ride a ball.

[incorrectmusicaltheatre]

Javert, to Valjean: Well, it’s been fun. I mean for me. Not for you. Because for you, everyone important to you is dead. Marius: Hey, I’m still alive! Javert: Everyone IMPORTANT.