#Source The Onion

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Horizon: Forbidden West #056

Source: The Onion

Headline: Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out [Photo of Aloy] Erend: "Are you queerbaiting me?" Seyka: "I knew the second you told me you were gay." Varl: "How do you know?" Alva: "I'm gayer." Kotallo: "You still owe me $45." Zo: "Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization's diversity initiative?" Beta: "I was planning to come out this very moment, and you just stole my thunder." Sylens: "A little on the nose to do it during Pride Month, no?" Tilda: "In that outfit?"

[kittanthaloselorashield]

Willow Sunday Textposts

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POV: Sniper is taking no chances

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Sooo, that update, huh?

[milfloverobisanya]

ted lasso + headlines

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[sob-dylan]

i'm still unemployed for another day and a half

[danganronpafakes]

Junko: How can you suddenly say I'm not good enough for you, just because I've been distant and emotionally abusive for the past several years?

Source: The Onion

[benoits-neckerchieves]

KNIVES OUT 3 TITLE REVEAL ?!?!?!

THANK YOU RIAN JOHNSON

[vivianthepigeon]

Floyd to branch: “You really wanna audition, don’t you? You know what? Go for it! Break a leg”

John Dory: “That’s an awful thing to say!”

Floyd: “It means good luck”

John Dory: “oh. Then Branch, I sincerely hope you are hit by a bus!”

[kibo-ichiro]

My arson charges don’t define me.

Penelope Eckhart, at some point

[localfandom]

imagining sherlock joke proposing to william with one of those onion ring snacks

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Video: Healirious

[talos-stims]

stimboard for THIS FUCKING DRESS from glass onion its so pretty. its bonkers

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[everybody-loves-to-eat]

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