#Sorry. My humor is broken

[lidensword]

I honestly think Ivan x Napoleon is better. GO TEAM EUROPEAN DICTATOR SHIP. Also al capone is annoyed af….

Well, I totally respect other's opinions.

Not my ship, though.

However, I'm kind of surprised. Like, besides Capoleon, I knew the ship Al x Ivan, Napoléon x Kahmunrah and even Ivan x Kahmunrah existed. But this one... that's the first time I hear about it 0_0

I kind of understand why would someone ship them.

About Al...

Anyway...

Capoleon 4 EVER!!!

Anyone has the right to disagree, of course :] Freedom of speech, fellas!

[hyper-fixated-delusions]

Wanda: “Did we pay the gas bill?”

Y/N: “Yes we paid the gas bill. I remember cause

the check number ended in 69 and we high-fived.”

Billy and Tommy: “Why?”

Y/N: “Never mind.”

[katerinaaqu]

Odysseus: *desperate voice* Why do you like me anyways?

Calypso: Because...I find you attractive

Odysseus: *crying* RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!

[skidthelid]

Guys would you still love me if I was into Uncle Samsonite

[black-suns-rim]

I would like to say-

I’m not sorry for the cursed images I have produced recently and I’m definitely gonna produce more

[elliespuns]

Joel's big and rough contractor hands were actually made for fingering pussy. The whole contractor thing is just like a side task, ya know. The man was made to pleasure pussy 24/7 with all he has

Joel's rough, calloused hands are perfectly designed for one purpose and one purpose only—to expertly pleasure a woman. His years of manual labor as a contractor had given his fingers a special dexterity and strength that made him a master at fingering pussy.

It isn't just a side gig for Joel, though. Fingering is his true calling in life. The physical labor he does on construction sites is just a mere distraction from his real passion. With those work-roughened hands, he can bring a woman to climax time and time again without breaking a sweat. His fingers can tease and explore every fold and crevice of her pussy with precision and skill.

Joel's ideal day would be spent with his fingers buried deep in a wet, eager pussy, pumping in and out at just the right tempo to drive his partner wild with delight. He'd use all four digits to stretch and fill her up in the most pleasurable way possible. Curling them to stroke her G-spot while his thumb circled her clit. He can keep a steady rhythm for hours if needed, until she is a quivering, desperate mess, begging him for release.

In reality, advocating for pussies everywhere to experience divine vaginal fingerings 24/7 was Joel's life's mission. He often fantasizes about opening a pussy-fingering clinic where he could indulge his urge full-time. "Fingering 101" would boldly declare the sign, with the motto "It's a G-string thang" No woman would leave unsatisfied if they came to him.

[andystweets]

this was so dumb omg ajdgjagda anyway, splicoop for the heart ❤️‍🩹

[dipplinduo]

Kieran cute

BASED.

[playableoctolingsnow]

*LAUGHS IN SPANISH*

Big Man, sacate eso de la boca

[honestlyijustfindhersocharming]

I keep reading the abbreviation for The Cat King as a very aggressive "TCH" noise because I can't tell Ks from Hs apparently and it's been cracking me up more than it ought to.

[zeherili-ankhein]

Random ass person: which stream?

My bestie: PCB

Random person to me: you?

Me:

Bestie: pls no...

Me:

Me: human tiddies

Person:

Me: *giggling like a dumbass cuz I can't keep a straight face*

Bestie: *sigh*

And yes this happened in real life

[solangelo-cocoapuffs]

Someone send help because this cursed interaction popped into my brain just now XD

Random Nyx kid, holding a Cocoa Puff: Nico, I think you misplaced one of your demon children

Nico: Cacodemon, technically, also, thanks, I was wondering where it ran off to

Nyx Kid: Where did you even get those things?

Nico: Oh, I got them from your mom

Nyx kid: What?

Will, containing his laughter:

Nico: What?

Nyx Kid: Nothing, I just didn't take you as the type to make a "your mom" joke

Nico: What are you talking about? Nyx literally created them, isn't it like a known thing that she makes Cacodemons?

Nyx kid: Oh, well I feel silly

Nico: Wait, what's a "your mom" joke?

Will: I wouldn't worry about it, Neeks

[nocreativityfornames]

"..." - Lucifer, for the majority of lesson 21.

[filosof-art]

Ok but I have a theory 🤓☝️ (Ironically)

What if…Joanne is the loving child of this two?

[ceruleanslob]

an alternate route of getting error sans

bonus comic under the cut

[girlrandomstuff]

you know what i think it's funny about leia telling obi wan he looks old and looks more like her grandfather, is that canonically, bail organa is older than obi wan, even breha organa is older than obi wan himself, she maybe doesn't notice since in leia princess of alderaan it says that leia thinks her father doesn't age as everyone else and in queens shadow they describe breha as “a-temporal” (i read this book in my first lenguage so i don't remember the exact words in english) despite breha being more than 10 years older than padme, idk why but i find that really funny