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Red Bull Racing is to blame for this.
✨️Imagine✨️
Yuki wants to have a good weekend. A good weekend for him is a full sleep, delicious food, cute fans and a finish in points. If he can cross paths with Pierre, then even better. But Yuki understands that this weekend will not be good. Why? Because Daniel is quietly humming some song, smiling every 5 seconds and trying to hide his laughter with coughs.
Don't get Yuki wrong. Daniel is a good teammate. They may be good acquaintances, and after all, they are colleagues. But they can't be close friends. Daniel is Yuki's main rival. He's also very energetic. Like a puppy. How to perceive Ricciardo as a rival when he looks at you with his big eyes and hypnotizes you "Laugh, it's a funny joke. Why don't you laugh?" But Daniel's sense of humor is not the same as Yuki's, and Yuki is not Max.
They go to the next content shoot. Shooting with Red Bull Racing again. Yuki thinks that he and Checo might not have come at all.
"I wonder what we're going to shoot today?"
"Ooh, you're definitely going to like this."
"Wait? Do you know?"
"Yes, mate, but I promised not to tell." Daniel smiles slyly.
"Come on..." When Dan smiles like that, it means he's up to something. Yuki remembers Miami 2023.
"Come on. Tell me. Otherwise..."
"What are you going to do to me, oh big and scary Yuki-san?"
"I'm going to tickle you."
Dan smiled tightly. Yuki certainly knows his weaknesses. Dan is his rival, and Yuki should know his weaknesses.
"Okay, but I can only hint. By the end of filming, you'll be very fluffy." Riccardo winked at the Japanese and walked faster.
"What's that supposed to mean?! Glue and feathers? There won't be any glitter, will there?" Yuki hated glitter.
They found a room where they would shoot and waited for the Red Bull Racing drivers. Yuki and Cheko exchanged knowing glances and sighed equally heavily. They haven't started filming yet, but Dan and Max are already having a great time, not caring about everyone.
"Okay guys, come on in."
The four drivers were led into a room with cameras and lighting. There were two beanbags and a box in the middle.
"It looks ominous," commented Checo and laughed nervously. His comment went unanswered.
Lights, camera, motor...
"Hi, I'm Max, and this is Checo."
"And we're Yuki-san..."
"And Honey Daniel..."
Why Max laughed so much from this was not clear to Yuki, but seeing how the cameraman rolled his eyes, the Japanese decided to ignore it. The sooner they take it off, the sooner he and Checo will be free.
"So, today, we have to answer questions. Which is very original *Dan's chuckle*. But we were told that it would not be so easy for us to answer. And why?"
"Open the box, and you will find out."
Daniel seemed to have eaten the Energizer batteries and washed down the Red Bull, Yuki was afraid to touch him (suddenly lightning would strike). Daniel's gaze was directed at Max, although Checo was opening the box. Dan was wiping his palms on his jeans, and his face seemed about to crack with a smile.
"Uh, this...toys?" Checo took out a pink plastic ball with a bell inside.
"Should we say the names of the toys?" asked Yuki because why else would they be there. They're not cats to play with it. Wait...
It turns out that there is a second door in the room, which they did not pay attention to, and this door opened. Cats. Cats or kittens ran into the room. The Dutch immediately shifted his attention to the cats and stopped paying attention to others. Cheko stroked several cats, took a toy, and tried to play with the kittens, Yuki picked one up. This kitten attracted the attention of the Japanese with a black spot on its muzzle and its mouth wide open in a yawn. Yes, Yuki wouldn't mind sleeping right now. Daniel fiddled with a plastic ball with a rattle inside and stared at Max.
"This is certainly the best shooting content," Max said without looking up from the kittens around. "Who came up with this?"
Yuki wanted to put on sunglasses, Dan was glowing so much with pride. A fool in love. Yuki hopes that Daniel will help him remove the wool from his clothes. Or Yuki will just send him a dry cleaning bill.



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#You've had enough of funny posts#It's time for my crazy ideas#Maybe you can find someone who will write this normally#I'll be only too glad#I just want to lie in my crib and read the fics#Get inspired and provide me with content#jokes#or not#anyway#crazy ideas#Yes#it's about cats#🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️#maxiel#max verstappen#daniel ricciardo#max/daniel#dr3#mv1#mv33#someone rewrite this please#rookie on tumblr
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In my like two(?) years of using tumblr I’ve never made a post so bear with me.
I’ve seen a lot of those posts where Damian and Jason are arguing about who has the highest kill count while Tim just sits in the corner.
I have also seen fics/posts where Danny can feel death on people.
I have never seen these two ideas together.
Just imagine this
All the bats know that Danny can smell death, it makes sense, him being the ghost king and all, so when Jason and Damian are debating who has killed the most people, they ask him.
During dinner Jason is the one who rehashes the fight. Most of them just sigh, having heard this argument time and time again.
Jason- „I’m just saying, I went on a whole ass killing spree when I came back alive, I t’s obviously me.“
Damian- „Todd you are being ridiculous, Father even has a list of the people you have killed and it ends at a measly 83.“
Jason- „83 people that he knows about, that list is definitely off!“
Dick- „Does this need to be a competition?“
Both Damian and Jason turn to him. „Shut up Dick!“ and „Quiet Greyson!“
Damian- „Of everyone in this house, I have the highest kill count, I was raised by assassins in more then just name you know!“
They both turn to Danny who is sitting at the table with crossed legs. He promptly shrinks under the new attention.
Danny- „ummm why are we looking at me?“
Jason- „Do your weird ghost shit! Tell the demon brat that he is wrong!“
Damian- „Tell Todd that he is an imbecile for entertaining the idea!“
Danny- „I don’t think…“
Damian and Jason- „Danny!“
Danny- „Ok! Fine! Whatever! I mean I guess out of the two of you Damian feels like he has killed the most people.“
Damian gives a celebratory smirk towards Jason. The rest of the table is just glad for this stupid fight to finally be over. Conversations pick back up again across the table.
That is until Jason speaks up.
„What do you mean out of the two of us?“
Danny- „I mean out of the two of you. Obviously none of y’all come close to Tim‘s-„
Tim, who is in the middle of taking a bite, promptly chokes and rushes to put a hand over his boyfriend’s mouth.
Everyone stares at the display is silence. For a moment, then two, before everything devolves into chaos.
#brain dead#dead tired#ghost king danny#Danny knew what he was doing#he is a menace#Tim is panicking#everyone is confused#at first they think he can sense it from that one future timeline#but Danny is like well if we start counting that the I definitely win#this does not help#someone better at writing rewrite this please
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i actually need to make a video on the Chonny Jash Phenomenon.
like. this is a music fandom that is built and treated like a video game fandom with the amount of aus and fan characters based on albums/singles being shipped with each other equivalent to sans "mom fucker" undertale and dave strider to the extent that it is the norm here (compared to other music fandoms, while stuff like this is seen in fandoms for the beatles, tally hall, will wood, etc. it's not as prevalent as it is here) that revolves around this one gnc aussie dude who's musical genre can only be defined as electric gay cabaret fabloo that posts banger after fucking banger not missing a single time while looking like a stoned 20 year old himbo who's name is trevor and works the subway next to the rundown gas station but is also surprisingly weirdly attractive while also being the chillest nicest guy ever who's doing nothing but fucking broozer posting on tumblr and is making a majora's mask fan album and can beat probably everyone on this earth at mario kart and some people hate this guy because he made seemingly "edgy" tally hall covers that fuck so hard actually also everyone here is decent and nice and really talented and also this guy can just pop on your doorstep on twitter and reblog some fanart of yours out of the blue even if you're a small artist which is terrifying slash positive also his name is chonny motherfucking jash which, fun fact, he's never listened to johnny cash before, he came up with that name while drunk What The Actual Fuck
#nibbleton fucking rambles#his actual name isn't trevor btw but it gives the same vibes as his actual name#(which we do not speak of. not ever. his name is chonny jash and that's all you ever need to know.)#It's 11 pm btw#this either is really inaccurate or I hit it on the mark there is no in-between. sorry if this sounds like ass#i can't write lmao someone more talented than me come and rewrite this please#but yeah. shit he does look like a wade though I should've wrote wade he's more of a wade kinda dude#Edit: Noah Fucking Hhoneycloves sent me an audio message that like. Encapsulates this fucking perfectly Noah please share your opinion#to the fucking world please people . it's going in the video. It's going in the video
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I genuinely want to know what show the people who say that Aang never respected Katara are watching. "Aang never let Katara feel anything other than what he wanted her to feel" "He idealized her" "He didn't care about her feelings" "He didn't support her the way she supported him". WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS FROM??? That's a rhetorical question because I already know what episodes/moments they're using to make those assertions (The Southern Raiders and the kiss in Ember Island Players), and even then, THEY'RE WRONG.
Let's start with TSR. This episode gets so misinterpreted it's not even funny. First off, Aang was never even upset with Katara in this episode, he's just warning her against killing someone??? He never gets mad at her or berates her. He just talks to her with a level head??? He openly acknowledges that he knows and understands how much rage and pain Katara is in, and he never tells her that she shouldn't feel it, he just advises her not to act rashly because of it??? Where is the lack of respect? Where is he ignoring her feelings or getting upset with her for not acting the way he wants her to? He lets her take Appa and even tells her that he understands that this is a journey she needs to take and supports her doing so, he just doesn't want her to kill someone. Honestly Aang shows more respect for Katara by knowing who she is as a person and not enabling her in her revenge than Zuko who is only going on this trip with her so that she'll forgive him, not because he actually cares that she's upset over the death of her mother (and this is not Zuko slander before people take it as such, I love Zuko, but it's not even subtext that his motivations in this episode are selfish and not about Katara).
As for the kiss in EIP, yes, it was not okay. Yes, it was a mistake. Yes, he shouldn't have done it after Katara laid a clear boundary, but he recognizes that immediately. After Katara- rightfully- gets upset with him, he gets upset with himself. We also see that he never repeats that mistake again and is fully okay with letting Katara lead after that. Which is why it's Katara who initiates the final kiss on the balcony. And if you still don't think he learned anything from it, he starts to ask for her consent in the comics before kissing her, showing that he absolutely DID grow from that mistake. So, we're really going to let one moment where a 12-year-old boy made a mistake dictate the entire show and negate everything that came before it??? That's coocoo banana's behavior.
I also think that those assertions are completely baseless because when does Aang idealize Katara? When does he hate her rage? When does he not support her? Is it when he laughed with her after she stole from pirates? Or in that same episode where he constantly reaffirms her skills as a waterbender- first by saying that he's able to pick it up so easily because she's a great teacher and then later when he refers to her as a waterbender which makes her so fucking happy? Is it when he gets so upset that Pakku refuses to teach Katara how to waterbend that he tries to walk away from his own waterbending training? Is it when he goes behind Pakku's back to teach her anyway? Or when he stands by actively cheering her on when she's raging against the patriarchy and fights Pakku? Is it when he calls her Sifu Katara because she expressed that he referred to Toph that way but not her? Is it when he helped her commit ecoterrorism and told her she was a hero for helping the people in that Fire Nation village? Is it when he holds her after she breaks down because she learned how to bloodbend? Is it when he comforts her after Jet's death? Is it... you get the point, don't you?
Aang recognizing Katara as someone who is strong and capable is not him idealizing her. Him not enabling her committing murder is not him hating when she feels rage. Aang actively supports Katara's rage on multiple occasions, he just doesn't enable her when he knows she's acting out of character. If you don't ship Kataang, that's fine, but please don't make up baseless accusations to try and tear them down just because you're mad that a ship that had no basis in canon (potential is not evidence) wasn't canon.
#kataang#anti zutara#for the tags#because people are crazy#and I don't have the time or energy to deal with it#pro kataang#pro aang#aang defense squad#katara x aang#this isn't even about not letting people ship what they want to ship#it really is just about people who bend over backwards to rewrite canon and hate on these characters in order to justify their ship#let them breathe for god's sake#adding here that i saw someone say that Aang treats Katara like the madonna and i 🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️#PLEASE DEVELOP MEDIA LITERACY SKILLS IM BEGGING#DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE MADONNA/WHORE COMPLEX IS???#GENUINELY BC WHEN?? WHEN DOES HE DO THAT???#*cries in english major*
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my sister and i just yapped for almost three hours and we were just talking about how genuinely weird people in fandom are surrounding characters who have explicit mental illness. like they can never ever be normal. there are characters who are romanticised and glamourised for their mental illness (eren. wanda. joker. kaneki. nico. almost any danganronpa/ddlc character). characters who are consistently ridiculed for their mental illness either because it simply isn’t getting taken seriously (reiner) or because no one takes the character seriously (armin). and there are the characters that get blatantly outright DESPISED for it (basil, harry potter, korra, gale, also eren etc etc). like yes im seeing a correlation but its still so astounding how selective people are about where they draw the line with mental illness and what traits they can accept.
#*like yes this can be about ootp harry but this post is ESPECIALLY about older harry potter from the cursed child#this post was originally gonna be about basil because damn he does not deserve the hate he gets#omori fandom PLEASE stop policing how children react to their own trauma PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA#theres also definitely a gendered aspect to it cuz yknow for sure that catra wouldve been a poster child if she was a guy#+ annie leonheart & korra & katniss & aubrey & (controversial) akito. ppl like women spiralling into madness without redemption tho. hnm#all these characters need compensation for this its not even funny#disclaimer: this is not a criticism of the way each characters mental illness is depicyed but a criticism of fandom etiquette towards it#omori basil#harry potter#cursed child#aot#attack on titan#reiner braun#eren yeager#armin arlert#wanda maximoff#katniss everdeen#the hunger games#gale hawthorne#legend of korra#avatar korra#dc joker#kaneki ken#danganronpa#tokyo ghoul#nico di angelo#pjo#percy jackson#rewriting#yall when mental illness makes someone who is suffering so insanely a bit unlikeable: 🤯🤯
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I don't really like endhawks and it's not so much because of the age gape or the fan/idol relationship (la brava and gentle have some age gape and bakudeku are the pure description of fanatization/idolization trope and I like both of those ships), but more because endeavor literally embodies what Hawks hate the most.
Hear me out on this one, they have cute interactions but for me the fact that Hawks stayed by endeavor's side even knowing what he did to his children is kinda out of character. I mean the whole thing why keigo wanted to be a hero was to help people and make them smile because he went through abusive behavior all his life. Endeavor do save people but doesn't make them smile, not directly anyway. Hawks wanted to help the new generation, but endeavor traumatized the generation he gave birth to. Hawks wanted to be free, but endeavor stole freedom from his children (at least until he becomes number 1 and shoto comes to UA).
I understand hawks forgiving and accepting endeavor even after what he did, because hawks is so optimistic that he wants to believe eveyone can change for the better, but I don't understand him staying by endeavor's side. I mean, how traumatic would it be to discover that your idol who saved you and gave you a dream to follow did the exact same things as the person who traumatized your childhood? I see some narrative problems here. Or maybe it's just that hawks is too optimistic for his own good.


The thing is, I think Hawks so desperately needed a symbol to give him hope that he didn't even try to look more profoundly into endeavor's mistakes. Like he tried so hard to convince himself. Here we can see that hawks says he could keep up with training and abuse by the commission because someone supported him, probably implying endeavor. But it wasn't even true, hawks just chose to idealize enji because he saved him, but enji didn't know hawks before metting him as a hero, so he couldn't actually support him in his dream. I know it's only metaphoric, but it does mean that Keigo just needed something, someone to hold onto because of all the suffering he went through. And he chose endeavor, who was the only person indirectly "caring" for him.
Now maybe it's because I adore Hawks and I hate endeavor (the man and his actions, not the way he's written), but I can't imagine them in a romantic relationship. How could Hawks give his trust and love to the exact same profile as his father? How could they live together without hawks remembering the abuse? I think that even enji himself wouldn't trust his own reactions and feelings, hunted by the past. "The past never dies", and it's true for everyone in this story.


Look how similar they are. Honestly I don't really understand horikoshi on this one because if he wanted to give enji a loyal sidekick, then why give Hawks an abusive father?
Or if horikoshi wanted to give us grumpy x playful duo, then do it with dabihawks? They had so much potential to be our favorite bickering duo, and their drama would've been so good if they both knew each other before touya's death, became close during hawks undercover mission and then went through a heartbreaking breakup during touya's reveal.

(look at them they could've been soo good as a grumpy x playful duo aah)
Instead, we got Hawks indirectly supporting the same abuse he went through and the destruction of dabihawks' potential with the biggest absence of interactions ever after the first war.
(Also I want to add that I respect everyone's opinion and I don't hate endhawks shippers at all! It's just my point of view on the ship, everyone is free to ship whoever they want if that stays legal 🙏)
Maybe I'm going too far into the analysis (someone stop me please I'm talking too much-), but I really think that endhawks couldn't work, for hawks as much as for enji. Now the interesting thing to ask would be : would dabihawks actually work in a romantic relationship? I guess we'll never know.
#hawks just needed someone to help him#his character is actually so tragic#i love him so much you don't understand#can i please rewrite mha ending for him#i love analysing dabihawks#my hero academia#mha#dabi and hawks#dabihawks#endeavor#bnha hawks#bnha#mha dabi#mha endeavor#mha enji#analysis#hawks#keigo takami#touya todoroki#enji todoroki#todoroki family#endeavor and hawks
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what would i like to see after foggy's death? i would like to see matt fully become daredevil. that he became darker. that daredevil now doesn't just send criminals to prison, he is so cruel that he sends them into a coma. that daredevil practically kills them. no one connects matt with real life. not even karen. here we could also include matt's hallucinations that frank was talking about. that daredevil only stops when foggy's hallucination asks him to stop. then the words about matt crossing the line would have a new twist. but we got the same plot as before. thanks marvel. we waited in vain for six years.
#daredevil#daredevil born again#matt murdock#foggy nelson#rewriting#someone take this idea and write ff please#mattfoggy#karen page
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I’ve got another idea.
Okay, so I love those fics that have Harry trying to use his Parselmouth on either (or both) the basilisk and the dragon in the first task of the Triwizard Tournament, with varying degrees of success. And a lot of the time, talking to the dragon kinda works, right? Like, it’s not direct communication, more like two people who are just above beginner’s level in learning the other’s language, and both languages are derivative of another one, so even if they don’t fully understand they can kinda piece together what the other is saying?
So, let’s say it’s like that. And of course, dragons aren’t born like squishy humans who take forever to learn to even roll over; they immediately start walking, flapping their wings, and hiccupping sparks, right?
AU
FIRST YEAR Harry, of course, doesn’t realize yet that he’s a Parselmouth–he doesn’t even know what Parseltongue is and just assumed being able to talk to that snake in the zoo was just a wizard thing.
So, they’re in Hagrid’s hut, Norbert(a) is born, and Harry hears something that sounds an awful lot like, “Food? Hungry? Momma?” or whatever a newborn dragon would try to communicate.
Harry tries to tell Hagrid he thinks the dragon is hungry, he might want to feed it, but the others are confused because it sounds to them like Harry is hiss-cooing or something to the dragon. (Hagrid thinks it’s adorable.) But anyway, however it comes about, it becomes obvious in the time between the dragon being born and Charlie’s friends coming to get them, that Harry can, in fact, understand the dragon and speak to it.
It’s not perfect, but he’s able to communicate to the dragon not to set something on fire or that they need to try to eat the rats as they’re being weaned off the whiskey/blood mix thing. No one thinks it’s a perk of Parseltongue because hello, he’s talking to a dragon, and isn’t this incredible? It must be some kind of ancient inheritance thing.
So, when they write to Charlie, they naturally have to ask him if he’s ever heard anything like that, so instead of just coming to collect the dragon, Charlie comes, too, and they witness this incredible thing. (So does Draco, in the shadows, of course.)
Charlie is super excited and reaches out to every expert he can, and he convinces McG to let him bring Harry out to a dragon range to be evaluated, and they try to keep this new, rare ability under wraps, but some of the assessors blab, and Draco wrote to complain to his father who goes on his own investigation, etc. At any rate, it becomes A Thing.
While Dumbledore steps in to ensure Harry goes back to the Dursleys, the obsessed dragon crowd refuse to be refused outright and secures Harry a camp-like thing at a dragon resort (because they think it’s clearly Harry’s destiny to become, like, the Ultimate Dragon Trainer, and Harry thinks dragons are cool and likes the sound of getting away from the Dursleys for a few weeks).
Their letters don’t get through that summer, though, and Charlie hears from his brothers that they haven’t heard from Harry either, so it’s Charlie who goes to check on him and finds him locked up with bars on his windows. Unlike Ron, Fred, and Geroge, Charlie is a grown-ass adult with his own connections now, which go beyond Dumbledore’ reach because the wealthy dragon resort that’s so interested in Harry is in a goddamn different country with a whole different magical government, and also, ain’t nobody wants to get on the bad side of a self-sufficient DRAGON RESORT that has a ton of dragons that aren’t just roaming their countryside thanks to them.
So, a new arrangement is made. Harry will return to the Dursleys, under strict Romania supervision (I imagine it's some seasoned, scary-looking dragon tamer who demands to stay in the house with them, taking over the guest room, like… ahhhh chef’s kiss) just long enough to satisfy the protection spell, but for the rest of the summer, Harry stays at the resort. Charlie becomes his unofficial guardian, kinda, and: enter, a bunch of OC dragon tamers who are awesome and very protective of their little dragon-speaker.
Second year goes a little differently. First there’s Draco, who hates Harry more than ever over this, but while he knows he’ll never get a dragon-in with the Weasleys, there’s still a slight chance with Harry (and goddamnit, dragons are his NAME’S SAKE, if anyone deserves free access to any dragon they want, it’s HIM), so he tries to become less of a bother. Harry’s still outed talking a different language during duel club, and some people are still suspicious, but most people know about his dragon-ability and wrongly assume the opposite of what it actually is (ie, he can kinda talk to snakes because he can talk to dragons), and Harry only tells Ron and Hermione that the snake was actually a lot easier to understand.
Go to next summer, when his new dragon-tamer-family learn about the events of second year, they firstly, throw a fit because they should have been informed their charge was in danger, and secondly, go and collect the basilisk because like hell are they going to let something like that just rot somewhere. So, figuring out how to destroy Horcruxes later becomes, like, SUPER easy and accessible.
Charlie’s the one who tells Harry about Sirius Black when he escapes, and he straight up tells Harry everything, about Black being his godfather and betraying his parents, all of it, so Harry goes into third year fully informed. He, of course, does not see the grim that summer. But he doesn't spent the year an emotional wreck, just getting a little bit of the info at a time, do with that as you will.
Harry arrives to school with a signed permission slip for Hogsmeade, and even though McGonagall still wants to refuse him because of Black, members of his dragon-tamer family just happen to be in the area for that year for ‘business’ or whatever (aka, protect Harry because ain't nobody said shit to them last year) and escort him to Hogsmeade anyway.
(“With all due respect, Professor, I once had a Peruvian Vipertooth grab my leg and toss me over a hill, and I still got back up and got the collar on her. You think Black scares me?”)
Most of their patronuses are dragons, except for one tamer whose patronus is a chipmunk, and funnily enough, it’s the most powerful patronus of all of them.
Draco doesn’t insult Buckbeak because he wants to prove to the tamers and probably Potter that he can, in fact, handle himself with larger magical creatures. He becomes Hagrid's best, most dedicated student.
I mean, COME ON, imagine how the whole series can go differently.
Maybe the tamers get hilariously invested in the Scabbers/Crookshanks feud. It's the tamers, maybe, that figure out Scabbers fucking Pettigrew.
Different dragons have to be imported for the first task because Romania would be too biased - or they change the first task altogether because Harry's a known dragon-speaker.
They would DESTROY Umbridge.
Death Eaters vs Dragon Tamers. Dragon Tamers in the Order. Sirius lives because a Tamer was there in the Department of Mysteries to save him. Sirius not going out of his mind being stuck at Grimmauld because he can go to the resort where no one outside the Order recognizes him/cares.
Draco not becoming a Death Eater because he wants to become a Dragon Tamer.
DRAGONS AT THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS. USING THE GRINGOTTS DRAGON INSTEAD OF GRIPHOOK TO BREAK INTO (AND OUT OF) GRINGOTTS.
THE POSSIBILITIES
#harry potter#hp fandom#harry potter fandom#DRAGONS#dragon tamers#charlie weasley#norbert/norberta#parseltongue#parselmouth#draco malfoy#hp idea#hp fic idea#hp rewrite idea#hp rewrite#charlie is harry's guardian#oc dragon tamers#or dragon trainers#whatever#hp au#people add to this idea please!#and someone write it#bad dursleys#harry gets saved#harry gets adopted#by DRAGONS
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td on the brain. bonus:
#total drama#total drama revenge of the island#td mike#td cameron#td zoey#td dawn#td scott#this is the version of tdroti that lives exclusively in my head#someone please talk to me about the tdroti rewrite that lives only in my head
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Hanzo promising to marry Kuai when hes restored.
#mortal kombat#kuai liang#hanzo hasashi#subscorp#mk 1#mk 1 rewrite#please someone make a Subscorp edit to 'would you fall in love with me again'
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Somebody write this please!!!
There is such a tag in this blog. Under this tag, I post my ideas with the hope that talented and experienced authors will see it.
That they would see it and be able to rewrite it properly. And then I'll read and reread it because I love Maxiel and I can't live without them.
There are too few fics in the world, I need more, I need my precious!!!
✨️Imagine✨️
Teenager Max (moving to another city, new school, interesting family composition)
Spy parents (literally)
Daniel's New neighbors (The neighbors are too noisy in the evenings)
A gift for a fairy (Max goes camping and something happens)
Isabelle's birthday (Daniel doesn't know how to organize birthday party for his niece, but in the end, he succeeds)
Comics
Hot Baku (literally)
Bright Baku (literally)
Shooting content (Yuki knows that Dan's smile, and Max giggles too loudly)
You're not a honey badger (literally)
Wine and curly charm (Max and Daniel are rewriting the "Taming of the Scoundrel" script)
Bath news (Max checks his news feed in the bathroom)
Surprise (Max feels sick on his birthday)
Dad is unhappy (Daniel doesn't know what he's doing here. A lot of emotions, simple feelings)
Parental custod (Max is adopting a grid child?)
JP sees (He really saw a lot)
Christmas troubles (Max and Daniel are going shopping for Christmas. Something happens. Also a fic about Maxiel with a child, just a little bit. The second part(?)
Caring Daddy Max (literally)
The BACHELOR (Daniel falls in love with Max because of his fingers (not what you think)
Little Wolf (Daniel is going to look after this boy)
Beep, beep, beep... (He still has to take it out for your mistakes)
Emergency contact ("My emergency contact used to be Daniel. It's probably time to replace it.")
Stupid face (Simon finds an approach to Max)
#somebody write this please#someone rewrite this please#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#max/daniel#maxiel#mv33#dr3#mv1#max verstappen x daniel ricciardo#maxiel fic#rookie on tumblr
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sorry i can't take anything in norwegian seriously it sounds so corny. what do you mean i have to write about myself for this potential internship AND it's in norwegian like am i 7 is this a what i did this summer essay can we grow up
#my guidance person just basically sent me a template so technically all i have to do is fill it in lmao#but i can't actually because the wording made me cringe i need to reword the entire thing sorry girl#i'd do that anyway cause while i can't think of how to write things myself i also can't use someone else's words#but i CAN rewrite them. so this still helps a lot#but omggg it sounds so stupid...#i think it's partly a dialect thing though#i hardly ever write in norwegian and when i speak it's vastly different from the proper written form#so when i do have to write it i'm like ? who is this. and what is this. and be serious please
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since we're talking about lavenoor, let me just say how ridiculous it is how she demands permission before allowing anyone to write a fanfic based on her idea, while showing zero interest whatsoever in the original source material.
she complains about having to gut each of movie's plot lines because otherwise the fanfic would be too long (skill issue), but she hardly ever bothers to
a). truly examine the films she’s writing about in depth. instead of spending several seasons building a special coffin out of a delicate material for their daughter-figure as a parallel to when they first discovered her napping on their beds, the seven dwarfs just… have a human-sized expensive glass coffin laying around. as you do.
b). replace the content with anything as interesting or worthwhile. this leads to arcs like tyrian’s, where the only black love interest is cooped up in his house taking care of the mc while she yaps his ear off about his problems.
(character foils? metaphors? subtle themes interwoven into the narrative? what are those! i, for one, enjoy it when the author disregards my intelligence and instead requires the main character to gaze directly into the camera and declare unequivocally what the core problem is. i’m an idiot who doesn't educate herself on societal issues or read anything other than light romance stories, and anyone who criticizes her handling of these topics is simply lashing out because they feel attacked. yep!)
like, why do you care so much when someone "steals" your premise if you're not going to follow the plot and drastically alter each of the main characters to be darker in the most uninteresting way possible? some of us actually like and respect the source material y’know
#begging anyone rewriting iaptbap to PLEASE rewatch and study the og movies instead of reading the spark notes#im a big snow white fan as you can see and it annoys me endlessly how she handled the movie#‘wouldn’t it be DARK and EDGY if snow threatened to kill the dwarves!’ no because you didn’t characterize any of them#seven distinct lovable dwarves but here they’re just ‘muscular women’#someone get the disney chars away from violet she does not treat them well in the slightest#⤷ ㅤ 𝚂𝙴𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴 ▸ text messages#lavenoor#its a pain to be a prince#iaptbap#quotev#(had to repost because i posted the wrong version initially whoops)
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it’s truly what warhammer is missing the most re: primarchs. it’s boring if they all like each other, and it’s boring if they all hate each other; there should be an extremely complicated system of primarch relationships in which at least two of them fucking hate each other but sometimes have to tolerate each other because they all have a bestie in common
#astartes should be keeping relationship flowcharts in their quarters so they can be appropriately bitchy to the right legions when they#next are on campaign together because that legion is mutuals with someone their primarch cant sttttand#enough of perturabo has no friends. perturabo and the lion are beeeesties. mostly bc perturabo says purposefully needling things at him#and lion’el jonson just. does not notice. but lion’el jonson and rogal dorn should get on decently via an autism to autism communication#wavelength. and guilliman & rogal dorn should be administration besties. but guilliman and the lion should hate each other#we are looking at potentially the funniest 'our legions are fighting a campaign together so i guess we have to meet up and have dinner#together for morale :/' meet-ups imaginable#please. we can elevate the horus heresy. just let someone who has worked in the worst inter-office drama imaginable write it#ferrus manus should noooot like horus at all but like. puts on the most blank expression imaginable when fulgrim talks about him bc#one time he criticised him even just a little bit and fulgrim didn't speak to him for weeks.#fulgrim & sanguinius should NOOT like each other. who is that other dog in the mirror#i dont care whats canon. im rewriting this in my head.#in my deepest imagination lorgar and angron are friends so long as they literally never talk about the emperor. like i actually think it#would be an interesting relationship if they both liked one another EXCEPT for that one big thing thats the biggest thing in both their#lives. & idk. angron if he was given more characterisation could be friends with sanguinius i think. sanguinius literally dealing with#murderous ragebeasts all the time as a given anyway. but lorgar fucking HATES sanguinius having angel theming so bad cos hes soooo jealous#oh. and furthermore: Luther likes everyone that the lion hates (guilliman) but hates everyone he likes (perturabo) and its truly#like from the lion's pov having ur dad disapprove of ur best friends and want u to hang out with his friend's kid who's totally lame.#luther's pov: my brotherson won't hang out with the normal kids only the kids who give each other piercings at parties and huff aerosols#its 4am so u can see why im spiralling but. idk. the primarch relationships are so underutilised imo
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au mabels in sweaters (except for reverse!mab because shes quirky and different i guess)
#my art#brrd art#?#mabel pines#monster falls#reverse falls#relativity falls#but its my versions of all 3 aus#because IM quirky and different#(please ask me about my au rewrites)#oh yeah#gravity falls#forgot to tag that lol#chirping#fun fact i picked up this style out of spite because someone on twitter wouldnt tell people what brush they used#and it made me so mad i just bastardized their style. i dont even follow them idk who they are
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hi, will we be able to read your book?
Hi,
I hope so! :)
I'm looking into getting it published in Dutch first. Since that's my first language and I wrote it in Dutch.
If it's possible and if people are interested I will definitely look into publishing in English as well!
So please let me know if you're interested, because if more people are interested I will def try to make it happen!
Love, Bear
#please send me an ask/dm/reaction if you're interested in reading my book in English#i dunno yet if I'll try to translate and rewrite it myself or if i will look into getting it done professionally#from what i've read so far it's frigging expensive to let someone translate your book....#but i'd love it if more people could read it :)#book#ask#anon
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