#Solomon is my babygirl

[salmonvanillur]

Obey Me x Fish Hooks

Thirteen: *runs off to create a new elaborate trap for Solomon*

MC: Go get ‘em girl! and bring him back over here so he can sit on my lap

♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡

Asmodeus: I want some hot, acid-washed, bootcut, super skinny, straight legged, double stitched, extra flared jeans with a cherry on the butt

Solomon: That would be so hot

Asmodeus: yeah I know,,,, do you work here?

Mammon: yeah

Asmodeus: I want some hot, acid-washed, bootcut, super skinny, straight legged, double stitched, extra flared jeans with a cherry on the butt

Mammon: *looks up and down* we don’t have them in your size

♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡

Diavolo @ anyone: Snap girl, I think you just dropped something, my jaw

♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡

Henry the Third: the light in this tank makes my skin look dreadful

[ryuubff]

just wanted to draw the silly phone call where solomon bails on your promised movie night and luci and barb give him crap for breaking the promise before starting to argue …… while dia is just there to stop them and actually feels bad for sol

just a close up of sol he looks sooooo babygirl i rendered his hair so. Much. 😭😭😭😭 IM GONNA KISS HIM

[prouvvaire]

another silly one for hickeytozer nation

[nevvn]

Day 6: Snow ☃️

[sheepthatgobaa]

A compilation of obey me as messages from my groupchat

EDIT: UHM THE PICTURES FUCKED UP SO WE EDITING SHIT NOW

bonus that isn't from the groupchat, just me thirsting over solomon

[sempaksiete]

i might finish this, i might not. but for now just take him <3

[rare-prism-s]

gogogogogogogogogogogo

[autism-corner]

waking up after a tsl sleepover <3

[aliciabell]

[lisalovesit]

Choose your catboy ✨️

[cerealmonster15]

I posted 9,454 times in 2022

That's 1,677 more posts than 2021!

1,318 posts created (14%)

8,136 posts reblogged (86%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@felix-the-lemon-king

@strawbebbynya

@radarchives

@pokerockin

@deathbutwithfuzzyanimals

I tagged 8,337 of my posts in 2022

Only 12% of my posts had no tags

#twisted wonderland - 1,021 posts

#video - 523 posts

#obey me - 445 posts

#jjba - 261 posts

#pokemon - 260 posts

#obm liveblogging - 225 posts

#mp100 - 209 posts

#stardew valley - 156 posts

#harvest moon - 155 posts

#cats - 143 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#hello. this man cares about his bonds and feelings with people i. sometimes i see a fic where he’s written as rude and cold and i’m like

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

See the full post

101 notes - Posted January 3, 2022

#4

no context tiny guys

+  marshmallows

110 notes - Posted August 29, 2022

#3

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136 notes - Posted August 14, 2022

#2

i found this meme and got twst tunnel vision until i was done lol

161 notes - Posted May 12, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

jamiazu doodle ft that one tweet that changed my life tbh

334 notes - Posted June 8, 2022

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[ryuubff]

Doodle page of android!solomon from the new future au ft. him in simeon’s UR+ outfit cuz he’s sexy in it

[garfieldfeetpics]

just cant stop thinking about solomon tozer its driving me crazy

[tellodona]

SHUT UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP

It's late at night and I'm really tired and consumed with thoughts of Solomon being such a...lonely existence. Alienated from humanity whom he continues to protect despite the way they treated him. Clinging to said humanity despite being told by almost everyone that he doesn't act "human-like" at all. Lacking social awareness because of his limited interactions with others.

Being forced to learn things on his own to survive, practically raising himself and filling in the gaps of his whole being by mimicking what he sees in others to feel even a semblance of what he thinks a person is and should be. Like a patched-up blanket with scraps of fabric he'd taken from different mosaics of people he made connections with over his long life. He's a reflection of humanity and what being a human is despite barely feeling like he was human in the first place.

An unwilling observer, wanting a place to belong in the very domain he protects. By that I mean he doesn't merely want to watch over others, but form connections with them. But because his experiences are hard to relate to, he's easily misunderstood. He's doomed to a life of people just barely tolerating him for being who he is. For being born the way he is.

I guess that's why I get even sadder when I see him smile. Had he learned to smile to be more approachable to others? To be more friendly? Did he become so accommodating and eager to please because of that? Why does it feel like he always seems like he's on the verge of giving up or had already given up even before he expressed his willingness to be closer to MC? His learned helplessness really hurts. He only fights back and shows anger and intense emotions when it's for the sake of others. He's incredibly attentive and thoughtful when it comes to others but could barely even prioritise himself.

[boysyuri]

i think soltan is neat...wish i could draw them more

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Some of my favourite MC lines from recent events & cards:

Just casually saying shit like this

😭

Either they're terrified for their life at the concept of eating Solomon's food (fair) or they're missing the batshit crazy food of the Devildom (absolute madness. they adapted so well the food meant for humans no longer tastes right to them. Instead they prefer the food normal humans canonically cannot eat - babygirl WHAT are you)

I don't know why I find this so funny but I do

liar. LIAR. L I A R.