#solving

[johnnyy-guitarr]

hi i hope you all like these wretched things i crafted with my own two hands

[tsarjozinzbazin]

*shyly puts down a credit card with maybe 7 dollars on it* could you draw……….solving….? also your sketch of jirv as an angel sighing w his head on his palm is so pretty it gave me hives thank u for what u do

hello i am so sorry i lost my graphic pen right after you sent this and i feel so guilty

[futuristicdoormats789]

My beloved is mine, and I am his. | Song of Solomon

Inspired very loosely - and I mean loosely - of the King Solomon painting done by Gustave Dore, specifically Tozer's pose.

[dingustripas]

I just finished watching Glass Onion for the third time so now you get to hear my rant about it but the details are out of order in the timeline because I’m lazy

(SPOILERS AHEAD)

When Miles lifts the gun off of Duke, we can actually see it pre-Blanc explaining it. The scene where the two hug you can see Miles take the gun and slip it into the back of his jeans.

Following the gun thing, we, the viewers actually SEE the gun itself (pre-Blanc’s explanation) when Miles goes back to the mini bar to put it in the ice bucket. Although it’s kind of hard to see it’s very clearly a gun but our eyes manipulate our minds into thinking it’s a drink because it is indeed a minibar.

They show how Miles places the drink in Dukes hand pre Blanc’s explanation but quickly distract us with the groups dynamic and Birdie.

Phillip is skeptical of Helen when she asks for Blanc, we can assume that he and Blanc have had negative run ins with people from jobs. Also Phillip might be judging Helen’s character, who she is, because he doesn’t want to put Blanc into a situation where he’s in true danger. He’s a detective not Batman.

Birdies mask at the beginning of the movie at the boat is just fucking chains across her face in diamond pattern.

Blanc doesn’t have a gag reflex when the dude in the white suit puts Miles “covid vax” down his throat. (Bc he’s 🏳️‍🌈)

Andi, when she first comes up with the idea for Alpha and starts working with Miles, is wearing dark colors. The dark blue pinstripe suit, her completely black ensamble when we see her at the Glass Onion (the bar). But when she’s challenging Miles she’s wearing both Black and white. At the trial she’s wearing a light almost off white suit. Why is this important? Because what color is Helen wearing when she shuts miles down? White. The color white is, in itself, a color that symbolizes Miles downfall.

Connecting back to the white idea, Whiskey is wearing all white (her bathing suit) when she reveals crucial information about Miles giving her the Taurus necklace for her birthday. (Which leads to his downfall when Blanc puts 2+2 together that he killed Andi)

“Im really bad at dumb things” -Blanc. The reason he didn’t catch on to what was going on with Miles earlier was because Miles is stupid. Miles is so dumb that he fucking befuddled Blanc because Miles is so stupid.

Blanc isn’t uncomfortable about his arousal around Birdie when she put her legs up on him while Miles talks about being ‘Disrupters’. He’s uncomfortable because he’s GAY and has a BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND.

There’s a bunch of owls and small trinkets of birds in Birdies room.

The movie, at the very beginning, with Miles mystery invitation box thing hints at where the envelope is hidden. The fibonacci sequence on the box has the center blocked out in black, where we will later see in the film is red which is where Miles is hiding the envelope. For fucks sake the movie even goes out of its way, with Dukes mother, to point out the sequence. (“The first one’s a fibonacci sequence” -Dukes mom).

During the dinner Whiskey is wearing the same golden chain body jewelry that Birdie was wearing earlier at the pool. So this could mean two things: 1. They have the same chain and 2. Whiskey borrowed the chain from Birdie.

Now connecting to my first point about the chain jewelry above. The reason why Miles likes Whiskey, despite her sleeping with him for the sake of Dukes channel, is because Whiskey reminds him of younger Birdie. Birdie even talks to Peg about how dazzled and amazed Miles was when he first met her and how she wishes it was like that again. Then when they’re smashing the glass sculptures, the first thing Whiskey smashes is a sculpture of a bird. Hence smashing Miles perception of her as another person he can use like he used Birdie.

“You have him turn around so he can have deniability” -Aaron Burr in Hamilton (Basically what Blanc was thinking when he walked out of the room)

When Blanc is trying to light his cigar in the “Smokeless garden” the reason the alarms go off is because because just the smoke and small flames from Blanc’s cigar could cause “another Hindenburg”.

The ending scene with Helen and Blanc after Blanc asks her if she’s ready to go home, Helen’s sitting stance mimics the Mona Lisa. Miles said “It all started with her” in reference to his success being inspired by the Mona Lisa. But it all ended with Helen and her stance at the end mimicking the Mona Lisa is meant to represent that. The beginning and end of Miles Bron.

Blanc refers to alchol as offering Helen “some courage”. Ofc as we all know alcohol is commonly referred to as “Liquid Courage”.

We should’ve known Miles was the killer for this simple reason: The glass he handed to Duke. Duke dying holding Miles’s glass is literally like a signed note. Duke died with Miles name literally written on the crime scene.

[sunlaire]

PROXIMITY ALERT ‼️‼️‼️

[irvingcoded]

real quick and dirty solving sketch after frederic william burton's "the meeting on the turret stairs" ......

[mxdzin]

offering you silly cold boy redraws (og poses under the cut)

[bunnygibson]

realizing super late that solving (tozer/irving) is actually based... 20 something himbo jock chad vs 30 something youth pastor. both going through the same crisis of 'ohhgh why do i feel this way about other men... im a good christian... stupid sexy mr hickey' and they confide in each other... maybe some private bible study in jirv's quarters and the close proximity has them both thinking very unchristian thoughts

[luthanraels-bignaturals]

speedy sequel to my last girlving post.

she partakes in the good christian pleasure of sewing immediately after she has dreams like this (obviously planted in her mind by satan and his unholy machinations to tempt her)

this is how jacko got his quilt and matching sleeping cap

[captmuldoon]

Saw someone say in the tags of a Terror post that Tozer and Irving chat in the background together at some point and...is that true?? As far as I know the only Tozer and Irving interactions are just the Spyglass™ mention, them walking together in the funeral procession, and Tozer recognizing Irving's coat on Hickey. Do we have a background chat to add to the list of nothing crumbs?

[theremustbeabear]

writing a tozer/irving fic where tozer is simply living his normal life and irving is convinced that he is a demon sent to tempt him into sin, and hodgson and little are just. Dealing With This Nonsense

[theterrorshipspoll]

(Solving art by @leadandblood)

[mab1905]

Evil Solomon x Irving Thoughts:

I was listing to cool about it by Boygenius and the lyrics “once I took your medication to know what it’s like, and now I have to act like I can’t read your mind,” and it made me realize that in a Solving world, Solomon at some point during the final days of the mutineers would finally understand Irving’s religious extremist mind. Thinking specifically of when Sol confesses to hickey, kneeling before him like Hickey is a god and Sol is begging for absolution, but Hickey doesn’t give it to him, he just walks out - and in that moment sol recognizes in himself the desperation to be seen and to serve his God the way that Irving served his - and finally this man makes sense to him, but it doesn’t matter now because John is dead - Sol’s god killed him - and neither of them will ever find comfort in each other again.

Please tell me this makes sense and I’m not just insane

[noeavoiding]

Modern!au Irving/Tozer for @manicpixiedreamjop based on their lovely fic

[hmstartnell]

(the top 2 or 3 will be in the fic btw)