#Snail Wife

[ali-croft7]

He tried his best

[daily-new-vessel]

From last poll, Narilamb unanimously win.

And have 2 second places.

But this time, Same choices but exclude Narilamb.

From @rainy-intel request for SCIENCE!

Let’s start again.

Vote & Reblog!

Tumblr COTL Fan!

(*¯︶¯*)

[suffefeline]

Asked my gf if she would love me as a snail. Snail wife. Snife.

[camilathebreadbox]

I draw them got married

Their best day of their life

[the-angel-ashe]

snail wife

[cocopudu]

deadlines incoming ‼️📃📤

[duerede]

my beautiful snife who fucking hates me <3

My wise and transgender spouse sometines points out when I arbitrarily gender something, and reasonably asks why I keep referring to the Time Snail in Slay the Spire as 'she', and Enlightened And Intelligent Feminist that I am have to admit 'it looks like she's wearing a pink dress' 😔🐚

[drenched-in-sunlight]

A little comic I did for an AU where Arquebus captured 621 right after the Ice Worm mission and they never managed to escape.

Freud and Snail who captured a scavenger bird.

Rusty who did not get the chance to confess.

621 who did not remember a single thing.

vögelchen means little bird.

I feel dumb posting the comic without even posting my design of Freud and Snail yet so I include them at the end.

[oneslimybastard]

Someone turned up the thermostat and now he's melting :((

[uniquewitchfest]

[daily-new-vessel]

“Food Choice”

look like Bumpy already forget the request...

[ankyrea]

Fanan l Bonanus

[svgarbvg]

i start school tmmr heres another two design because im inlvo (ive made too manyd,,,d,)

the blue dude is me 🥺

[fanaticsnail]

Sharing the f!reader x Benn Beckman's incredibly long, slow-burn plot's ending with chef-husband while chef-husband listens intently in silence.

Snail: "So what do you think?"

Chef-Husband: "...Okay, Snail-wife, that's so stupidly sad. Why would you do that to them??"

Snail: 🤷‍♀️

Word-count currently at 13,000+

[arlequinelunaire]

In human-monster romances, whenever the woman in the relationship's the Beast, they usually don't look that beastly. With this monster bride's design, I aim to fix that. Still deciding on her name, was thinking something Romanian given her story's setting. I've considered Loredana, Luminita, and Artamona.

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

I forget sometimes you guys have not watched half the shows I have,

you guys would EXPLODE if I tried to explain mort lore.

(from yk dream works's Madagascar?? yeah that guy? little brown lemur? yeah fucked up, almost completely crazed fever dream lore.)

anyway I was thinking about the cinematic parallels with chef and Chris from total drama and how it's literally the same fucking thing that happens in Hannibal mostly.

murderous eccentric loved by many: Chris

manipulates, doesn't care how many he kills because it's exciting: Chris

mutilates and disfigures people for his own enjoyment: Chris

wealthy: Chris

gets sent to jail because he's a fucking murder: Chris

pulls a good guy and turns him evil and is gay for him: Chris

I can go on and on, uh you may be saying

"what the fuck?? that happens in this show??? what's it even rated??"

it's PG, guys.. it's a kids show. total drama is surprisingly dark, it's awesome I suggest it if you like weird shows that are a spoof of survivor.

but my god is the show literally just Chris being fucking murderous and gay for chef the entire time.

THIS MAN HAS KILLED 78 PEOPLE HE CANNONICALLY WENT TO PRISON FOR IT. CHEF LITERALLY GOT HIM OUT.

(mostly it was the show getting another season, idk how they got him out of jail. 100% it was chef tho)

like they are full on murder husbands, this show is so chaotic and cringe but mostly just "CHRIS WTF" it's fucking great.

literally inlove gay murder husbands, it's fucking crazy how similar it parallels Hannibal (2013) while being older than it.

I love this show it's awesome.