#Snail Wife

[ali-croft7]

He tried his best

[daily-new-vessel]

From last poll, Narilamb unanimously win.

And have 2 second places.

But this time, Same choices but exclude Narilamb.

From @rainy-intel request for SCIENCE!

Let’s start again.

Vote & Reblog!

Tumblr COTL Fan!

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[camilathebreadbox]

I draw them got married

Their best day of their life

[delulustateofmind]

Nanami comes home to find you still curled up in the sheets, the soft rise and fall of your breath the first thing he notices. A quiet exhale leaves his lips, something deep and quiet settling in his chest as he steps closer, watching as you stir, stretching like a cat beneath the covers. His lips twitch, he wants to murmur big stretch, but instead, he lets his hands speak for him, gliding over the curve of your back, mapping out the warmth of your skin.

Your husband sinks onto the mattress, pressing his lips to your shoulder, slow and unhurried. The way his warm breath fans over your skin as he moves lower, leaving a trail of worship, his mouth devout against every inch of you.

"Mmm, we need to get groceries today," he murmurs between kisses, his voice low, lips brushing over your spine as his hands knead at your sides, fingertips pressing just enough to make you shiver, slightly raising goosebumps in their wake.

Another kiss, deeper this time, against the dip of your lower back. "And I’ll take you to that little place you’ve been wanting to try—get you something sweet, just for you." His thumbs stroke over the plushness of your hips, gripping, savoring.

His mouth finds the curve just above your hip bone, lingering there, worshiping. Those big warm hands of his roam lower, squeezing, kneading, a quiet hum of contentment vibrating in his chest.

"Pick up the dry cleaning," he breathes, lips ghosting over your skin, his voice an afterthought compared to the way he’s touching you, like you’re something precious, something to be adored.

"Dinner at that place you love," he whispers, fingers pressing into the softness of your thighs as he spreads them just enough to kiss the inside, slow and teasing.

He pauses, savoring the moment, then kisses his way back up, draping himself over you, warmth against warmth. His lips find the shell of your ear as his arms wrap around you, pulling you closer, grounding himself in you.

"Then we come home," his voice is softer now, lips brushing over your temple, "curl up on the couch, finish that book—just us, just like this."

[cocopudu]

deadlines incoming ‼️📃📤

[drenched-in-sunlight]

A little comic I did for an AU where Arquebus captured 621 right after the Ice Worm mission and they never managed to escape.

Freud and Snail who captured a scavenger bird.

Rusty who did not get the chance to confess.

621 who did not remember a single thing.

vögelchen means little bird.

I feel dumb posting the comic without even posting my design of Freud and Snail yet so I include them at the end.

[oneslimybastard]

Someone turned up the thermostat and now he's melting :((

[uniquewitchfest]

[ankyrea]

Fanan l Bonanus

[svgarbvg]

i start school tmmr heres another two design because im inlvo (ive made too manyd,,,d,)

the blue dude is me 🥺

[daily-new-vessel]

“Food Choice”

look like Bumpy already forget the request...

[fanaticsnail]

Sharing the f!reader x Benn Beckman's incredibly long, slow-burn plot's ending with chef-husband while chef-husband listens intently in silence.

Snail: "So what do you think?"

Chef-Husband: "...Okay, Snail-wife, that's so stupidly sad. Why would you do that to them??"

Snail: 🤷‍♀️

Word-count currently at 13,000+

[arlequinelunaire]

In human-monster romances, whenever the woman in the relationship's the Beast, they usually don't look that beastly. With this monster bride's design, I aim to fix that. Still deciding on her name, was thinking something Romanian given her story's setting. I've considered Loredana, Luminita, and Artamona.

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

I forget sometimes you guys have not watched half the shows I have,

you guys would EXPLODE if I tried to explain mort lore.

(from yk dream works's Madagascar?? yeah that guy? little brown lemur? yeah fucked up, almost completely crazed fever dream lore.)

anyway I was thinking about the cinematic parallels with chef and Chris from total drama and how it's literally the same fucking thing that happens in Hannibal mostly.

murderous eccentric loved by many: Chris

manipulates, doesn't care how many he kills because it's exciting: Chris

mutilates and disfigures people for his own enjoyment: Chris

wealthy: Chris

gets sent to jail because he's a fucking murder: Chris

pulls a good guy and turns him evil and is gay for him: Chris

I can go on and on, uh you may be saying

"what the fuck?? that happens in this show??? what's it even rated??"

it's PG, guys.. it's a kids show. total drama is surprisingly dark, it's awesome I suggest it if you like weird shows that are a spoof of survivor.

but my god is the show literally just Chris being fucking murderous and gay for chef the entire time.

THIS MAN HAS KILLED 78 PEOPLE HE CANNONICALLY WENT TO PRISON FOR IT. CHEF LITERALLY GOT HIM OUT.

(mostly it was the show getting another season, idk how they got him out of jail. 100% it was chef tho)

like they are full on murder husbands, this show is so chaotic and cringe but mostly just "CHRIS WTF" it's fucking great.

literally inlove gay murder husbands, it's fucking crazy how similar it parallels Hannibal (2013) while being older than it.

I love this show it's awesome.

[clamsjams]

usopp meeting the kid his dad hung out with instead of parenting him:

[snailstrailz]

Ford honk shoo compilation

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