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think if i had a main character roommate who "stood in the shower till the water ran cold" while thinking about gay pining every day, it wouldnt be romance or yearning theyd have to worry about itd be me with a steel chair after my fourth cold shower of the week

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One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

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Driving my girl to work on our tandem bicycle. Takes me 15 minutes to drop her off and 45 minutes to get back home

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they put him in the box :(

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GOD OKAY ALRIGHT

Imagine a boyband and one of them chooses the gimmick "the poiosner"

Like in interviews he drops hints that he's taken lives ans he jokes about not leaving your food with him and all his clothes have like snakes or green vials in the design

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i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

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uappy new year :P !!!!!

time to manifest vibes for 2025 through minecraft yaoi

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hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

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whats that, zoom, enhance

My god, are the birds back?!

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remember congrats on the ethnostate

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follow me... for adventure and wonder

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PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

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just to clarify i don't have critical thinking and if i support a fictional murderer that means i also condone murder irl

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I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.

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