#beckman thoughts

[fanaticsnail]

Sharing the f!reader x Benn Beckman's incredibly long, slow-burn plot's ending with chef-husband while chef-husband listens intently in silence.

Snail: "So what do you think?"

Chef-Husband: "...Okay, Snail-wife, that's so stupidly sad. Why would you do that to them??"

Snail: 🤷‍♀️

Word-count currently at 13,000+

[chinelacanta]

i like to think that ever since they met it was mutually ON SIGHT bullying <3

they’re both losers (said with love)

[kacievvbbbb]

Look Mihawk’s eyes definitely glow in the dark and this fact definitely threw Shanks of the first time he learned it which coincidently was during their *coughs* first time. But it’s kind of hot and he’s grown used to it now……mostly.

Because you know Mihawk is definetly the type of dude to never turn on a light ever and with his propensity for staring unblinkingly and his half hazard middle of the night sleeping habits. It’s a bit of a bit of a problem .

the years Shanks has lost of his life waking up to a floating pair of shimmering golden and ringed eyes staring at him in complete darkness he will never gain back and are best not talked out.

Also imagine if Mihawk is prone to midnight snacking (making up for all the food he doesn’t eat during the day to maintain his vampiric reputation) so many a red haired pirate have woken the ship with Shrieks having stumbled into the very dark kitchen to see a pair of otherworldly eyes completely demolishing a plate of leftovers or an entire charcuterie board staring right into their soul.

Ben and Yasopp have almost shot him multiple times(with only one of those times being on purpose) Many a crew member has solicited Shanks to get his boyfriend exorcised and the ship cleansed. In 2 years the closest Zoro ever came to cutting Mihawk was while blindly flailing his swords around in the dark trying to fend of the kitchen demon that besieged him during his midnight beer run. This will happen every night, they never talk about it. Zoro never figures out it’s Mihawk and is pretty sure the Kitchen is haunted. Won’t keep him from his midnight protein shake (he is no longer allowed beer)

Perona is the only person who is even slightly normal about this (she lived on thriller bark floating pair of eyes in the dark is child’s play) she just switches on the very bright white kitchen lights, effectively blinding Mihawk and leaving his terrible posture and he use of his precious kogatana to eat meatballs exposed to the light. She gets a cup of water turns off the light and leaves. The next day Mihawk buys her a new dress they never speak of this again.

[wiverly]

A traumatized 16 years old Shanks: If not friend why friend shaped?

Literally a menacing Benn Beckman:

Everyone looking at him: HE’S NOT FRIEND SHAPED!!!

[blackholesun321]

Does anyone think on the fact as Shanks gets older and he starts to grey, his luscious red locks are gonna start to turn pink? Is he dreading this day? Has he completely cut this inevitability out of his brain because he imagined the horror of the teasing his crew- nay the world would have for him? And decided that was something for future him to deal with, did he have an ‘absolutely not’ moment and decide to get ahead of it and start dyeing?

I can see it now the head line— Red haired pirate now the cotton candy pirates?

But I just know in my heart, Benn Beckman has been waiting with baited breath salivating for years to spot that first grey hair. He has a list of stupid monikers— he has a three hour Netflix stand up routine mother fucker made him grey by forty and he’s gonna make him pastel by fifty.

[that-oracle]

7 year old me would be my number one hater

[moonmothbroth]

I am almost certain that Shanks has run into the foxy pirates and had a davey back fight and had the time of his life (my man just likes to have fun! even if Benn is about to strangle him because half of the red hair pirates are stuck with foxy for rn)

[empressofmankind]

CROCTOBER 10/31 ‐ "Girls night out, boys night in"

Really the only times Benn and Croc get any rest at all, ngl

Inktober masterpost

[invye]

--- [CoraMiShanks Fix It AU] ---

Rosinante, sitting on deck of the Red Force with Benn, sipping a margarita and watching Shanks and Mihawk Fuck Shit Up: "I am so glad they like me."

--- [I am having entirely too much fun with this AU, so have some random vibes] ---

Rosinante & Shanks first meeting: talk for all of two minutes

Mihawk, someplace else: "oh no--"

Benn giving Mihawk the Encouraging Backpat of Good Will upon his return, which loses all its possible effect with the way Benn walks off blank faced muttering about needing a smoke and a drink stat.

(Benn is not paid enough to handle two people waxing poetry about how much they love Hawkeyes, he is NOT.)

[fanaticsnail]

If I had a nickel every time I fell for a big, hulking first-mate with a broad chest and long flowing hair, loyal to a one-armed, redheaded captain; offering his skills as a fighter some would dub their battle brutality as bordering on cruelty. I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

(Sanji and Corazon here).

[ambafaerie]

Oh people catching on that maybe Benn is the father of Makino’s baby instead of Shanks after the release of the special One Piece Red illustration lol

[kacievvbbbb]

I am very down with the idea that whenever Shanks comes to Visit him on Kuriagina Mihawk uses him like hired muscle

He works him like a dog, Shanks hasn’t even set two feet on the island and Mihawk has handed him a list of all the furniture that needs moving, the light bulbs (he has like 30 chandeliers) that need changing, the rooms that need repainting. Living in the ruins of a castle of a dead kingdom takes work. Could Mihawk do it? No he has a garden to take care off.🙄

Just the idea that Mihawk started a renovation project on his castle while Zoro was there as part of his “training” and Shanks shows up and really Shanks you’re just gonna stand there while the kid does all that heavy lifting Mihawk says as he sips his glass of wine.

Shanks of course is happy to do it. Benn, who he recruits cause there’s just somethings a one armed man shouldn’t do on his own, is of course disgruntled that he has once again been dragged into their weird foreplay.

Perona of course goes “I’m just a girl” 🥺. And of course when Mihawk is unmoved by this She huff and sets to tricking Zoro to do her share of the tasks as well.

She then proceeds to become the most heinous, unethical, inhumane work site manager to ever exist. All while wearing a glittery construction vest and bedazzled hard hat

[softcenteregg]

Beck doodle~ never canon accessorize a character around me.

[blackholesun321]

God!!! I want to eat that old man’s pussy!

[snailpaste]

something something the RHP don't draw on Benn's face while he's blacked out like with other crew members, instead they try (read: try, you can guess how it ends) to style his hair with pretty bows and plaits and loops, holding back fits of wheezes and giggles trying not to wake the beast™

[crocodilenjoyer]

benn beckman is a middle aged lesbian and just very butch.