#Slytherin skittles band

[marauders-brain-rot]

@maraudering-times : what instrument would be hottest for Barty to play?

Me: literally any of them, he’s always hot. You can call me Evan Rosier because I’m in love with him

[not-rab]

Barty: Why do you look like that?

Regulus: Like what

Barty: Like you’re dead

Regulus: It’s because I’m dying, leave me here to perish

Pandora: Regulus accidentally called Potter “James” in front of everyone today

Regulus: *sobs on the floor*

[yourgalgremlin]

BUT IT’S MARLENE MCKINNON:

Every Marauders band fic AU I read last year 🫶🏽 In the fics The Daily Prophet would be like:

“Is it Slyt Summer?”

Author/bitch/plot device: Rita Skeeter

“The lead vocalist of The Slyther-Slyts & the biggest slyt this author has ever seen, Marlene McKinnon (seen pictured above; nearly naked & smoking a dopamine!) just posted this “photo” that’s clearly a cry for help. Get well soon, slyt!”

[bombyxluna]

Battle of the bands au:

The Death Eaters (main characters of the fics, povs will probably switch between them, but mostly Barty and Reg): Regulus (guitar), Barty (vocal), Evan (bass) and Dorcas (drums). Pandora is the manager, she does not want to be on stage when her brother is wilding with his bf. Primarily emo but with some influences from scene era genres. Very angsty and angry, also very sexual and violent, we dissect bodies and eat them for the metaphor also here’s a song about giving head to jesus

The marauders: Sirius (vocal and guitar), Remus (drums), James (bass), Peter (keyboard). Classic rock (though it veers into punk real quick) and a little bit of glam elements. Anarchism, we are better than you, we fuck and smoke and party, fuck the police

The valkyries: Lily (vocal), Marlene (drums), Mary (guitar), Alice (keyboard). Glam with heavy influences from other genres like folk and metal. Their songs keep you on your toes. Very experimental but also have their own identity? Chicks who rock, the system stinks, let the world burn, save the bees

Planned ships: rosekiller (established), sunseeker, wolfstar (established), dorlene, marilily (established)

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Very specific hot take(?) but “Love Me” by the 1975 is more Rosekiller then any other ship.

Band AU Barty singing that to his bandmate Evan is the only way I can imagine that

[moonsstan]

sirius was obssesed with Queen and was determined on making reg obsessed too so he would make him listen to Queen all the time and Reg just wasnt catching on with it so one time sirius stole all regs vynils and cds and replaced them with Queen ones and the following day they were sitting, eating lunch and reg goes ,,so you know what my top 5 underrated Queen songs are….” and sirius has never been happier

[stars-by-the-pocketfuls]

Y'all if I write a rosekiller fic where Evan is in a band and Bartys an obsessed fan how should they get together?

Like would they exchange numbers or meet up or would they immediately hit it off?

[ros3kill3r]

Question, for my band AU, do I use The Pantheons, The Emeralds, The Death Eaters, or something else for the slytherin skittles?

I’ve decided on The Marauders for the marauders and The Valkyries for the girls but I just don’t know for the slytherins…

I’ve seen like two comments people made under this post. I don’t know how I feel about “The Slytherin Skittles” because I want them to be considered a more serious band. Imagine Ghost, and Rammstein + kind of evil and dark and satanic, literal songs about giving head to Christ or something. Very flirtatious and lewd band, rosekiller is disgusting on stage and regulus sings with the most seductive tone ever, especially with his eyes. Not to mention Dorcas FUCKING Meadows on the drums looking hot as fuck with sweat running down her chest. I don’t think in this AU they’d agree to be called “The Slytherin Skittles”

THE POST HAS BEEN POSTED.

[odillisea]

What instrument each marauder would play according to me and @whoahtherepal:

Regulus: Violin. First desk, first seat. Concert master and a fucking prat about it. Probably grew up playing piano and switched to violin later, and is the biggest sweat in the orchestra. No one wants to be first desk with him because he doesn’t have perfect pitch but he’ll still know and make sure to tell you when you play slightly out of tune

Marlene: Trumpet obviously. She’s the most stereotypical trumpet player ever

Lily: Bassoon, and she would be the biggest oboe hater as well because apparently double reed friendly fire is turned off. She could also maybe play euphonium but maybe that’s just because euphonium is a very gryffindor coded instrument

James: Oboe. Also later picked up alto sax and established himself as Terrible And Annoying but constantly playing Careless Whisper at any and every given moment. Possibly also trombone just because he likes the slide

Remus: Electric bass. He would mainly play it in a cover band with friends and does not give a shit about school band. He’s only there because James insisted (and because a certain heir of Black is there). Also even if it isn’t technically an ensemble instrument there is literally nothing else that he could possibly be and also we have an electric bass in our band. I’m so serious we thought about it for so long and there is actually nothing

Evan: Cello. Loves the instrument and initially picked it because Barty really wanted him to be the last member of his string quartet with Regulus and Dorcas

Peter: Flute. Not as invested in music as the rest of his friends but loves it nonetheless.

Mary: Viola. She wanted to learn violin but then she heard it and decided it was too squeaky and high pitched and liked the lower sound of the viola more. Wants to start a wind instrument so she can be with Lily and Marlene, but can’t decide on one and loves viola anyway

Pandora: Clarinet and harp as her main instruments but she also used to learn piano and still plays it from time to time

Barty: Percussion because pent up anger issues. Except he’s the craziest tryhard at so he would also play violin, viola, double bass, trumpet, flute, clarinet, and tuba. He’s that one guy that can play anything, but he would NOT be cooperative about it. The second that there’s other percussionists there he would ditch and go pick a random section to play with, but if he’s asked to help fill in to help with any missing parts he activates stubborn fucker mode and goes anywhere but where the conductor wants him

Dorcas: Euphonium and violin. First violin because she’s good but also the only one that regulus won’t be a prick to

Sirius: Flute. Sirius was actually so difficult because he’s such an electric guitar player, but we were trying to do this based off school band/orchestra, so this was our best attempt. He too would’ve been forced to play piano when he was younger like Regulus, and also would’ve had to pick a second instrument when he was older. Out of the instruments that his parents gave him the option of, the only non string instruments were flute and clarinet, so he went with flute. He wanted a wind instrument so he could be as loud and raucous on his instrument as possible, and decided flute over clarinet because it “fit his vibe more” (he saw punks out on the street with silver studs and spikes and jewellery and thought a silver instrument was close enough). He doesn’t really like typical band music though, and does not like school band one bit. He would be more the type of flute player that does solos in a jazz ensemble and somehow manages to fucking shred on the flute and sounds fantastic every time.

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

lil fic idea, tell me if it’s any good

marauders band au but they’re fleetwood mac and it starts out with jily but then they have the pettiest fkn breakup (like stevie and lindsey) and they write those songs (Go Your Own Way, Dreams, Silver Springs, whatever) while still being in a band together and then they meet Mary and Regulus, maybe Mary was already in the band or she manages them, Regulus is from another group who James did a collab with

so background wolftstar, rosekiller, dorlene and endgame starchaser, marylily

this has potential I think

[iguessit-sgrace]

if the skittles made a band it would sound exactly like måneskin. especially with barty as the lead singer, (specifically if you headcanon him to be italian) (which i do) it just makes so much SENSE in my head

plus

the imagery of barty draping himself over evan, arching his back towards the crowd with a wink as his crop top rides up and shows his tattoos, singing the intro to "beggin" ?!?!?!?!1!?

this is what keeps me up at night y'all lmao

[bearswithaxes]

Crying at 3 am listening to 'In The Stars' by Benson Boone thinking about lead singer Sirius thinking his little sister died but regulus is full on sobbing in 1 of the front rows of sirius' concert and he dosnt realise

Also, Drummer James, Bassist Remus, guitarist Peter, and the Skittles thrown in there

[not-rab]

part five of Music and Memories, a Marauders band AU

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part four | part six

[siriusly-idk]

"All of my pain, and all your excuses, I was a kid, but I wasn't Clueless, Someone who loves you wouldn't do this"

Regulus knew it was better to assume the worst in people, he had been doing it his whole life. That's how he became the pop-sensation he is today, by building walls no one can tear down.

Well, that was until he saw his brother in the front row of his show,

That was the start of all of the walls starting to crumble,

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(My fic in ao3, Siriusly_idk, Check it out!!)

[bombyxluna]

Something something, band au, something something