#the snakes

[winnienora14]

The Snakes

Rosekiller with matching piercings yeaaaaah!!

I love the way I did Evan so bad!

[binnylia]

Just realised how long it's been since I posted my art here, so ART DUMP LESS GOOO

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Marauders fake tweets part why the hell am I so lazy and can't even look at my pinned post to put the correct number

[narastories]

to no one's surprise, I have a real soft spot for Boyd's shenanigans with the St. Cyrs in season 4

[spicymochi]

choose your fav fruit snake

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[feefal]

Some snakes I’ve painted over the years~

Happy Lunar new year!

[kigisu]

良いお年を。

[winnienora14]

I keep seeing people doing the musicians Marauders au and I can just feeeeel they’re not musicians

You may not know this but each instrument has it’s own personality. It’s like wands in Harry Potter:you don’t choose them they choose you.

So here’s my take(all precise choices based on each one’s personality):

Remus:French Horn

James:Alto saxophone

Barty:Percussion (mostly drums)

Peter:trombone

Lily:flute

Mary:Trumpet

Regulus:oboe

Sirius:guitar

Marlene:clarinet

Dorcas:viola

Evan:baritone

Pandora:bassoon

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Refuge.

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[omg-snakes]

My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except today when I let him climb my young redbud tree and he went to the highest branch and wedged himself in the crook of it and wouldn't budge and he's so big I was afraid that he might break the branch so I had to get a stepladder and get him down while the neighborhood jays that come by for peanuts whenever they see me in the yard freaked out and sat screaming on the fence to warn me that there's a snake very near me because I'm obviously too stupid to see it and clearly in mortal peril.

[pickerwheelpolls]

You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.