#Silent Knight

[intooned]

Jaune: "I mean it, you had better stop!"

Neo: *resting her ample bosom on his head* Or what handsome?

RWBYORN: "Ooooh!"

Jaune: ...*locks fingers together over table*

Nora: "Uh oh."

Ren: *Sigh*

Ruby: "Fuck."

Yang: "Whoa! What's wrong?"

Oscar: "He's thinking."

Ren: "You don't want Jaune thinking after a threat."

Weiss: "Pfft! Him thinking for once would be an astronomical improvement!"

Ruby: "Shut the HELL up Weiss."

WBY: !!!

Blake: "Wow, ok, so what's the big deal?"

Nora: "You guys don't understand-"

Jaune: "I'll hug you Neo."

RORN: "FUCK."

Neo: ...? I'm absolutely shaking in my corset! See? *Plops pillows on head and shakes slowly*

Nora: "It's all over for her."

Jaune: "I'll hug you tight, and you'll laugh it off... at first. But when I stroke the back of your head, you'll try to push away.

Neo: Oooh, headpats, scary!

Ruby: "Oh shit, oh fuck, oh SHIT!"

Jaune: "When I give you tender forehead kisses, you'll wonder why all your strength has abandoned you."

Neo: ...Forehead kisses?

Jaune: "And when I rub your back and whisper in your ear of never letting you go, you'll realize there's no escape."

Neo: H-hold on now.

Jaune: "When I rock you back and forth, nestled in my warm chest, strong arms keeping you safe, a lump will form in your throat as you start to tremble."

Neo: Let's- We can talk about this!

Jaune: *Stands up, towering menacingly* "What will you do Neo? When I give your butt a firm squeeze to let you know that you're wanted just as much as you're loved... and that first sob breaks through?"

Neo: ...

Blake: *whisper* "That is diabolical."

Weiss: "I will be minding my tongue from now on."

Yang: "How can one man threaten such violence?"

Oscar: "We tried to warn you."

Ren: "It's always the quiet ones."

Nora: "I'll go get the A.B.C. kit."

Weiss: "A.B.C. kit?"

Ren: "All-purpose Bottom Care kit."

Blake: "...is there an extra one?"

Oscar: "I think Ruby ruined the last one."

Ruby: "He picked me up, laid my head on his shoulder, and patted my butt like I was an infant again... I didn't know I could still cry like that."

Nora: "Mop & bucket it is then!"

Neo: ...I-I um, that is to say... I would like to apologize for my actions.

[rwac96]

New Year Surprise (Shitpost)

Jaune: *groans lowly* "Ugh! The New Year already?"

*Jaune Arc sits up in the bed, rubbing his eyes...then feels a hand touching his lower back*

Neo: *pats his back, a sign of 'Go back to bed, hun'*

Jaune: *turns to the former Henchwench* "Neo!?"

Neo: *giggles, blows Jaune a kiss*

Jaune: *scoots to the edge of the bed* "Ugh, what happened last night--?"

Bleiss: *pokes his chest* "You rocked our world, Darling~."

Jaune: *blushes* "B-Bleiss!" *moves his head down as he feels someone crawling on top of him*

Pyrrha: *on top of Jaune* "Happy New Year, Beloved~."

[knight-dwx-09]

Hiding (Not Really) From Them

Jaune cleave a Beowolf in half with a great sword that wasn’t a Croceo Mors. As the last Grimm evaporates, he let his eyes roamed a bit to search for any Grimm left in the area.

Jaune: Okay, that should be the last one of them. Now, I just need to back to the village to report the situation and grab my payment.

He sheathed his sword into the scabbard on his waist.

Jaune: I should wait for her to call me before I leave, today is Friday so it will be any second now.

Right on cue, his scroll began to rings, causing him to smiled brightly as he pick it up to reveal smiling Neo on the screen.

Jaune: Hello Neo!

Neo: *Waving*

Jaune: So, where are you now?

Neo: Atlas

She speaks thanks to the device on her neck that try to predict what she want to say into text-to-speak. It’s not perfect but it’s still good enough to communicate without hand gestured or typing on a scroll.

Jaune: Cool, no pun intended, any luck on stealing from the criminals and finding the information for other artifact?

Neo: Couple stupid idiots, one even use just one password and one pin for all of his money and secret document. As for the latter, none. You?

Jaune: Same, just a couple of Grimm and protecting Villages, haven’t see much from Salem’s cult as well. Seems like they went into hiding after I destroyed a lot of their camp.

Neo: And you aren’t being too hard on yourself, right?

Jaune: They weren’t much to exert me that far. I don’t even have to rely on Lyssa to fight them.

Lyssa: *Speak in Jaune’s mind* Damn right you are, these weakling are even worthy for master’s skills, let alone to withstand against my power! And worry not Neo, I ensure you that I will keep tabs on master’s health and force him to get enough sleep and nutrients!

Jaune let out a deep chuckle as he pat the sword on his back, which was wrapped in a bandage.

Jaune: And Lyssa told me she’s going to protect me and make sure I don’t slip back into my old habits. So, really, you don’t have to worry about me anymore.

Neo: That’s good to know, because I promised if I ever saw or know that you are awake late in night, swinging your sword like a madman, I WILL go to your current location and suffocate you in my thighs or tits, pick your funeral.

Jaune: *Chuckle nervously* You make it sound like it was a threat.

Neo: Because it is.

Jaune: I will keep that in mind.

Neo: … I know this isn’t something for me to say nor that I really care, but shouldn’t you visit your friends by now? It’s been 6 months since you last saw them in the hospital.

Jaune: Believe me, I have been dying to do so. But you know, somehow, all of the mission I saw and get was in Vacuo or a remote area, and once every a blue moon that I have a mission in Atlas or Vale or Menagerie, my friends weren’t there. Just my rotten luck. Besides, they need rest after the war and I don’t think my absent will affect them that badly.

———

Yang: *Red Eyes and blazing hair* If I finally captured that bastard, I will make him have second thought about abandoning all of us ever again! Stupid Vomit boy, making all of us, including my sweet little sister, cry our eyes out!

Blake: I know I don’t have any right to judge him but I will help you on that, I will bring the handcuff and leash so we could tied him with us forever so he won’t be able to run away.

———

Jaune: Heck, I am sure they are really busy with their new life to even think about me. With Dust in the world become even more rarer after the final fight, Weiss is trying to find another source of resource to replace Dust while fix her family legacy. You even say that Ruby is helping out Weiss while keeping Atlas save. And that is a lot of work!

———

Ruby: I miss my Best friend, Weiss, I miss him so much. *munching on a cookies while snuggling with Weiss*

Weiss: I also miss him… *Whisper* Where are you my Knight… your princess is waiting for you to come back… *eating blueberry frozen yogurt*

———

Jaune: And I heard Kuroyuri are being rebuild! I am so proud of Ren and Nora, they could finally settled down and have a family. I do pray for Ren’s pelvis, I remember that Nora wanting to beat my family scored of 8 children.

———

Both Nora and Ren could be seen in Mistral, handing out papers with smiling Jaune when he still has the banana hair and written missing under it.

Nora: Have you seen our golden retriever son? I miss him so much! *Large tears running down her face*

Ren: Our boy have run away from us, we aren’t ready to let him go just yet. Is it because I yelled at him when we try to get Oscar back? I am sorry my boy for being too hard at you. *Lamented with black cloud over his head*

———

Jaune: *Shrugged* I am sure they are doing just fine

Neo: *rolled her eyes* And when are you gonna tell them about our relationship?

Jaune: When my jobs are near them. I just wish our scroll were destroyed in the last fight, I don’t even have their number to call them anymore.

Neo: Well, I just hope they would accept us being a thing, not that I care about their opinion on us.

Jaune: *Chuckled* I am sure they are already warm up to you, including you to them.

Neo flip the bird which cause him to laugh even harder.

Jaune: Anyway, I should get going now. I don’t want to worried the villagers with me being gone for a while now. Nice meeting with you, I will call you next week again, Neo.

Neo: *Looked down in sadness* I really miss you… I wish we could have gone together…

Jaune: …Me too… I also wish you could be my side… so I could talk together everyday and hug you all I want… and kiss you all day… but you already know why we separate for now, we have role to fulfill.

Neo: I know… it just suck that you aren’t there when I woke up in the cold, lonely bed, greeting me with that dopey, kind smile of yours to warm my day up.

Jaune: Well… maybe we can arrange something so we could spent a week together in the future

Neo: *Look up with a logging in her eyes and smiled* I would love that.

Suddenly, he can hear an alarm flared up on the other side of the call.

Neo: Well, it seems like they finally noticed their money is missing. They really should use it to upgrade their brain, I am surprised they managed to go this far with it.

Jaune: Neo, what did I say about calling me in the middle of a heist?

Neo: Please, as if you have the right to say that, ‘Mister-who-call-me-even-in-the-middle-of-hoard-of-Grimm’.

Jaune: *Sigh* Fine, just be careful.

Neo: Who do you think I am? *Smirking smugly*

Jaune: Well, that’s it for this week. Don’t forget, it will be your turn next.

Neo: *Rolled eyes* I know, just make sure you remember this number.

Jaune: I won’t, love you dear.

Neo: Love you too. Also, Lyssa, take care of our reckless partner and don’t let him jump into danger.

The sword of destruction began to shine as a small girl appeared on its place and grab hold on Jaune like a Koala, head peaking out so Neo could see her.

Lyssa: Don’t worry, this foolish master of my will not endanger his life as long as I am still by his side.

Neo: That’s good to know… see ya next week.

With the call ended, he gripped his scroll until it shattered under his hand.

Jaune: Well, are you ready for our next mission, Partner?

Lyssa: I want to sweet chocolate cake first! It has been a week since I had one and I believe I deserve one.

Jaune: *Chuckled* Okay, lets ask the chief if the place had any bakery or a cafe.

With that, the wandering knight set forth on his journey even after the war ended 6 months ago, leaving (Not Really) his friends behind as every single one of them have something in mind which they are gonna do to the knight if they find him, if, since it seem like Fate or Gods itself have another thing in mind for him and have taken a liking at his funny story unfolding. But we will see what the future’s hold for them.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Yang: You’re willing to work with Neapolitan? She’s a killer!

Jaune: Well I mean beggars can’t be choosers from their glass houses.

[craziechwiv]

Neo: *Just relaxing on a sofa*

Yang: That right there, is the most terrifying individual I have ever met...

Blake: You're still not over that fight you had with her?

Yang: I'm still waiting for a reason too.

Blake: Well that reason will have to wait abit longer, loon.

Yang: What, why?

Yang and Blake both look at a distance as Jaune comes walking by. Neo immediately perks up and runs behind him, jumping onto his back and hugging him tightly as the blond knight laughs at her sudden cuddle attack.

Yang: ...

Blake: See?

Yang: How can something so sociopathic, be this kind?!

Blake: Who knows, maybe she's warming up to us.

Neo then proceeds to make eye contact with the duo gals and stick her tongue out at them, while giving them the bird as well.

Blake: ...So about that reason-

Yang: *Already reloading her gauntlets* Way ahead of you.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Holding rusted blade to Yang's neck)

Neo: (Doing the same, Glaring)

Yang: (Thinking) Do NOT say it. Resist the URGE. They will KILL YOU-

Yang: I see you decided to start dating again.

Yang: (Blades pressed closer) STUPID BRAIN!.

[drenosa]

Jaune: *In an... athletically challenging relationship with Pyrrha and Yang* Look, I'm flattered that you find me attractive and that you "wouldn't mind a tumble or two" with me. But I already got a full plate with my girlfriends.

Neo: *Gremlin extraordinaire in search of a good knight* Those two might be a full plate, but I know you got place for a "snack" like me.

[nliast]

Neo and Jaune commission for @/_PatrickCam

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[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Shark!Faunus Jaune: That Mint girl from team CMEN is kinda cute?

Pyrrha: ...

Jaune: I mean- Pyrrha you know what I mean! I wouldn't ogle someone else!

Pyrrha: Oh know, I know! I trust you! I was just thinking about something.

~~~~~

Pyrrha: Oh Jaune~

Jaune: Yeah- Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: I got that Mint girl you were Looking at!

Lionfish!Faunus Neo: HELP.

Jaune: ... Why?

Pyrrha: Well, I thought she was cute too! So I thought we could ... Y'know. Share her?

Jaune: Are you okay with this?

Neo: If she stops being absolutely fucking terrifying!

Jaune: Pyrrha Put her down.

Pyrrha: *Setting Neo Down*

Neo: Okay, now, How good are you two with your mouths?

~~~~~

Inspiration

[agentfinder]

Jaune was full. New Beacon had continued the tradition of serving large, varied, meals for its students and as a visitor he had unlimited access to the kitchen. Access he had taken advantage of while the would-be first years were all camped out, waiting to be launched off a cliff tomorrow morning.

“Ready for bed Mr. Arc? Or will you be joining the staff for our traditional get together?”

“I’m not staff Headmistress Goodwitch, but I might be interested.” Jaune answered his old combat teacher. Despite his age and accomplishments Jaune was still intimidated by the huntress in front of him.

“And your…partner? Bodyguard?”

“Since we couldn’t convince the council of Vale to drop the charges against her, and she knows I’m safe as houses at New Beacon, she decided to wait with Team CRAZ.”

“And the previous years?” Glynda asked with a smirk.

Jaune scratched the back of his neck nervously, “ she, ah, snuck in with her semblance and stayed close to me.”

The Headmistress and Traveling Healer both paused to look around, suspiciously, before stopping to share a smile. Jaune opened his mouth to accept Glynda’s invitation when suddenly his scroll vibrated.

To: My Rusted Knight

From: Your Ice Cream Dream

Glynda did not miss the smile that lit up Jaune’s face as he said to her, “thanks for the invite, Headmistress, but I think I’ll retire to my room for the night.” Glynda also didn’t miss how deftly the crippled knight walked, his usual limp practically unnoticeable, towards the VIP suite. Glynda’s pleasant smile became mischievous as she pulled out her scroll and shot a quick message:

To: Professor Scarlatina

From: Headmistress Goodwitch

‘You disabled the cameras on the VIP ward, correct?’

A thumbs up appeared as a reply.

“What the council doesn’t know CAN hurt them. But not if she can stay WITH him,” she muttered to herself before walking towards the staff party.

[soranatus]

HAWKGIRL Kendra Saunders by Dan Mora

[iheartmothz]

tumblr and twitter have been converting me over the past few days and theyre all i can ever draw

[rwac96]

Play Bunny Antics # 1 (Silent Knight)

Welcome to the first installment of Play Bunny Antics, and we're here to introduce our Play Bunny: Neopolitan, or Neo for short.

(source: Leux 21)

Neo: *waves, smiling*

Neo, what's your favorite thing to do, your cute mute bunny?

Neo: *holds up a sign* 'Getting my guts rearranged.'

Um, please be more specific.

Neo: *rolls her eyes, turning around, spanking her own ass and spreading her buttocks apart*

So, anal?

Neo: *releases her cheeks, holds up another sign* "Anal and getting my muff stuffed!"

Okay! Okay! Let's bring out the himbo--Uh, our bunny fucker-- I mean our bunny lover, Jaune Arc!

Jaune: *blinks in confusion* "Why am I here?"

Neo: *approaches Jaune, swaying her hips with each step and winks at him*

You've read the agreement about participating in Play Bunny Antics.

Neo: *signs* 'You heard that no-name, Himbo.' *peels the stickers off of her breasts, revealing her nipples*

Jaune: *eyes widened, blushes* "Oh! Now I get it!" *smacks Neo's ass*

Neo: *shudders, turning around and 'adjusts' her corset, signs* 'That's it, Baby~.' *bends over, shaking her ass at Jaune*

*Jaune tugs his jeans down, letting his cock out, and grabs Neo's hips*

Wow! Someone's eager!

Jaune: "Yup!" *pushes his cock inside the Play Bunny, beginning to thrust back and forth*

Platt!-Platt!-Platt!-Platt!-Platt!-Platt!-Platt!-Platt!

Neo: *ahgeaos, signs* 'Fuck me! Fuck me!! FUCK ME!!!'

Jaune: *grunts, still thrusting* "Nnngh, you feel so good, Ice Cream Bunny!"

Jumping the gun there, but, I like your spirit!

Neo: *moans silently, signs* 'He can cum in my pussy, right?'

Sure thing.

Jaune: *blinks in confusion* "What if you get pregnant?"

Neo: *pushes her ass against the thrusts, signs* 'It sounds like they're okay with it~.'

Pwalp!-Pwalp!-Pwalp!-Pwalp!-Pwalp!-Pwalp!-Pwalp!-Pwalp!

Jaune: *thrusts faster and harder* "F-Fuck!"

Looks like Jaune's about to burst!

Three!

Two!

One!

FILL!

*Jaune slams his hips against Neo's ass, flooding her womb with his spunk*

Neo: *red-faced cum leaking from her pussy, signs* 'Fuck! That certainly feels like a Knock-Up.'

And that's the conclusion of the First Play Bunny Antics! Hope you've enjoyed the show~!

Neo: *turns to Jaune, signs* 'Hey, you doin' anything after this~?'

Jaune: *pants, sweaty* "I was going to a carnival with Nora and Ren, but this' better than being a third wheel."

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman/Santa Claus: Silent Knight Returns #3 - "We Three Kings" (2024)

written by Jeff Parker art by Lukas Ketner, Michele Bandini, & Marcelo Maiolo

[craziechwiv]

Someone insults Jaune

Jaune is walking along the sidewalk when he bumps into a random person by accident

Jaune: Oh, my bad!

Random Person: Watch where you're going asshat!

Jaune: Geez, I said I was sorry...no need to be rude.

Random Person: Well, I, really don't care about your apology! Stop being so useless, bumping into people.

Jaune: :c

Unlucky for them, Jaune's partner is right beside him...

How does your OTP react to this entitled asshole? I'll start~

~~~Silent Knight~~~

Neo instinctly pounces on the person and starts pummeling their face in, not blinking nor changing facial expressions as blood splatters on her hand and face. She is only stopped when Jaune yanks her off the poor person and holds her up in the air.

Neo, holding up her phone: I wasn't done yet. >:C

Jaune: Yea, I know. But I think you did enough...

Jaune and Neo both look at the...somehow alive person. Who is unconscious with their face being all kinds of bruises and bloodied.

Neo: I still wasn't done with them.

Jaune: Neo you- let's just go before the cops come.

[howlingday]

Winter: I'm glad to see you made it here in one piece, sister.

Weiss: Of course, Winter. Though Jaune and Neopolitan didn't make it easy.

Winter: Jaune and Neopolitan?!

Weiss: Yes, the three of us fell. Don't you remember?

Winter: N-No, it's just... (Points)

Jaune: (Bridal carrying Neo)

Neo: (Hanging from Jaune's neck)

Winter: ...I didn't expect them to get along so well.

Weiss: ...Neither did I.